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(Some Guy)   Is Taylor Swift performing secret rituals from the Illuminati during her shows, perhaps as part of some scheme for global domination?   (vigilantcitizen.com) divider line 160
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2013-03-04 05:02:12 PM

Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.


But, what if they're right?!?

/alex jones
//david icke
//3slashies is a secret number
 
2013-03-04 05:02:39 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's been collecting plaster casts that, when combined, will allow her to open the Krikkit Gate


I thought that was the  Crikey! gate ...

/might the same thing
 
2013-03-04 05:04:07 PM
Mental illness + internet= comedy gold
 
2013-03-04 05:05:04 PM
I am soooo tired of waiting for Taylor Swift's sex tape to emerge.
 
2013-03-04 05:05:51 PM

Guadior42: Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.

But, what if they're right?!?

/alex jones
//david icke
//3slashies is a secret number


I need to start replying to their insane theories with my own. Oh, you think the government is poisoning black people with chemtrails? Let me tell you about the TIME CUBE my friend.
 
2013-03-04 05:07:30 PM

Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.


Not all conspiracy theories are created equal.

Here's a fun list that were later proven true.

Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.

/Maybe the now-not-so-normal person you met thinks you're a gullible rube for believing everything that's told to you by authority.
 
2013-03-04 05:08:32 PM
I still- after years of hearing about this Illuminati business- have yet to discern what this is even all about.

So a secret society exists?  So what?  Who cares?

So they control a bunch of stuff... again, so what?  Who doesn't know that about four corporations essentially own everything?

Am I missing some huge mystique?  What is the aim of the people who want to "expose" the members?

I guess I'm missing the point.  I mean, if they are going to take over the world and it involves devil horns and fire, it can't be  allthat bad.
 
2013-03-04 05:08:32 PM
Don't care if crazy..

cdn.inquisitr.com

WANT!
 
2013-03-04 05:11:07 PM
I'll just leave this here

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-04 05:11:18 PM
Why does Taylor need someone else's world-spanning umbrella organization? She has one already.
 
2013-03-04 05:13:07 PM
what, the Obvious tag was asleep?
 
2013-03-04 05:13:19 PM
All I got out of this story is that Taylor Swift looks !#%@$^# hot in black bondage gear...
 
2013-03-04 05:15:25 PM
you have to wonder how your life has come to this when you find yourself looking for occult symbols in a teen pop video (or live performance, six of one...).
 
2013-03-04 05:16:27 PM

NostroZ: Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.

Not all conspiracy theories are created equal.

Here's a fun list that were later proven true.

Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.

/Maybe the now-not-so-normal person you met thinks you're a gullible rube for believing everything that's told to you by authority.


I'm convinced they all do. I've never met someone who brought up a conspiracy theory and didn't act like they had it already figured out.

Of course all conspiracy theories aren't created equal. I'm happy to listen to somebody say that they believe something and here's why. If someone said, "Actually the KGB had a campaign to spread lies about the JFK assassination" I'd say "That's an interesting theory, on what are you basing that statement?" And then we can talk about it and I can make a judgement from there. I spoke to a girl about chemtrails for an hour one day. Tried to see where she was coming from on it. Eventually had to just give up. She thinks the government is poisoning people by causing airplanes to make poison rainclouds. But when I asked her *why* the government would want to poison people with poison rainclouds, she didn't know. She didn't seem to care. So I had to just disregard it as crazy.

But if someone says, "Hey, did you know all the reporters in the world are lizard people?" I have to just sort of shake my head and walk away. There's no common ground there. That's operating under the assumption that there is such a thing as lizard people to begin with, and that they've somehow found their way into power.

What I'm really getting at is that I'm a lizard person.
 
2013-03-04 05:19:06 PM

the801: hardinparamedic: This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

[www.blindloop.com image 497x352]


no, those are just fronts for the 5 Jew Bankers.


trakt.us

I'm going to like, totally chew on your soul and spit it out.
 
2013-03-04 05:19:09 PM
All the best bands are aligned with Satan - so what?

Not a bad song, either - better than anything on her first album, which is the musical equivalent of a mugging.

In my book, she's ridiculously lot, too.  The sort of hot where you'd probably release the hounds moments before entry, then have to make up some lie about a medication you were on.  Not that I've ever done that.
 
2013-03-04 05:20:18 PM
if you rearrange the letters in 'Taylor swift' you get:

wail of tryst
lay for twits
fails two try
a lofty wrist

I think it's obvious what this means...
 
2013-03-04 05:21:19 PM

911Jenny: A woman I know posted this gem on FB not too long ago:

http://youtu.be/21GOSnJc4Mg

"jay-Z Beyonce Overt Illuminati Symbolism & Satanism PROOF!"


^ I love the giant tax-free 'DONATE' button they get on youtube

thank god our government gives tax breaks to these 'ministries' otherwise how would be totally ignorant of the fact that Jay-Z and Beyonce are going to be our new demonic overlords.
 
2013-03-04 05:23:56 PM

Sofa King Smart: if you rearrange the letters in 'Taylor swift' you get:

wail of tryst
lay for twits
fails two try
a lofty wrist

I think it's obvious what this means...


You're unemployed?
 
2013-03-04 05:31:17 PM
You'd think these people would actually spend time reading some Manly P. Hall or any other sources on 'secret' knowledge to learn for themselves, instead of just believing what the church says about it all being devil worship. If there's anything more obviously evil than the roman catholic church i haven't seen it. It would at least make their theories about occult symbolism not so laughably wrong.
 
2013-03-04 05:40:02 PM
I'd be more upset if she weren't.
 
2013-03-04 05:42:32 PM
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
 
2013-03-04 05:45:35 PM
Came for Stonecutters reference, leaving disappointed.
 
2013-03-04 05:47:50 PM

basemetal: I can't watch Taylor Swift long enough to determine if she has Illuminati rituals or not.


this. She could be satan in human form and I just couldn't stomach figuring it out.
 
2013-03-04 05:49:59 PM
Taylor Momsen, maybe.  Taylor Swift, not so much.
 
2013-03-04 05:51:27 PM
came for four corner earth day timecube reference.  leaving vengeful of antigod's hatred for night day taylor swift mankind death.
 
2013-03-04 05:54:31 PM

logggur: came for four corner earth day timecube reference.  leaving vengeful of antigod's hatred for night day taylor swift mankind death.


I referenced it. Slightly.
And ds_4815 put it up earlier.
 
2013-03-04 05:55:33 PM
Dafuq did i just read?
 
2013-03-04 05:56:13 PM
She's trying to Immanentize the Eschaton!

/French Canadian Bean Soup
 
2013-03-04 05:56:25 PM

loonatic112358: kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.

I thought she was Zuul


There is no Taylor, only Zuul!
 
2013-03-04 05:57:15 PM

Treygreen13: What I'm really getting at is that I'm a lizard person.


www.davidicke.com
Agrees with your tongue-in-cheek humor

/The lizard people thing is David Icke from England.
//He's got some interesting theories and historical/religious connections.
///Up until the whole shape-shifting multi-dimension lizard people... that's just hilarious... So laughably so, one has to question his sanity, trollishness, or useful idiot persona.
 
2013-03-04 05:58:18 PM

DanZero: I'll just leave this here

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If I had it I would play it again.  Loved that game.
 
2013-03-04 06:02:10 PM

Treygreen13: logggur: came for four corner earth day timecube reference.  leaving vengeful of antigod's hatred for night day taylor swift mankind death.

I referenced it. Slightly.
And ds_4815 put it up earlier.


I tried to type " leaving satisfied".  What did you see?
 
2013-03-04 06:02:11 PM

J. Frank Parnell: You'd think these people would actually spend time reading some Manly P. Hall or any other sources on 'secret' knowledge to learn for themselves, instead of just believing what the church says about it all being devil worship. If there's anything more obviously evil than the roman catholic church i haven't seen it. It would at least make their theories about occult symbolism not so laughably wrong.


Right!
Sounds like these guys read the Wikipedia article on Freemasonry and the 3rd degree initiation and then started watching kids televisions, calling it the Devil's work!
 
2013-03-04 06:02:26 PM

hardinparamedic: WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


Would you accept a goat that screams like a human?

Can't believe that one hasn't shown up here yet. Or if it has I missed it.


911Jenny: A woman I know posted this gem on FB not too long ago:

http://youtu.be/21GOSnJc4Mg

"jay-Z Beyonce Overt Illuminati Symbolism & Satanism PROOF!"


Seems like every Super Bowl halftime show is Satanic these days.

The Secret Satanic Conspiracy Behind Madonna's Halftime Show
 
2013-03-04 06:04:17 PM

DanZero: I'll just leave this here

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Years ago I played that game for a few weeks. One day a female co-worker asked me what I'd done over the weekend and I responded, "Oh, just a Deus-Ex marathon."

Her eyes widened a little and she looked horrified and intrigued at the same time.

Then another co-worker started talking about much he liked the game. Her expression changed again and she said, "Oohh..Deus-EX...I thought you said 'day of sex.'"

Awkward.
And yes, I would have. No hesitation.
 
2013-03-04 06:04:51 PM

logggur: Treygreen13: logggur: came for four corner earth day timecube reference.  leaving vengeful of antigod's hatred for night day taylor swift mankind death.

I referenced it. Slightly.
And ds_4815 put it up earlier.

I tried to type " leaving satisfied".  What did you see?


I don't even remember now.
 
2013-03-04 06:08:43 PM
dondueck.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-04 06:10:10 PM
I think deep down the people watching TV know in their Christian values that they are worshiping the Devil.
Television separates us from our family, keeps us from doing needed chores, and worse of all tempts us from God almighty.
The DEVIL is an ENTERTAINER!
4.bp.blogspot.com
He plays the golden fiddle...  by watching the VMA's this author participated in the DARK RITUAL.

I say my good farkers... RESIST!  Do not watch the VMAs.  Do not give your money to Bieber, Swift, or Madonna.
Spend your money at your local pub.  Drinking with your neighbors.  That's how Noah would do it (first thing he did was plant a vineyard for wine after the great flood)

/only partially kidding
 
2013-03-04 06:20:55 PM
First the pope now this what will be the trifecta ?
 
2013-03-04 06:24:49 PM

Sofa King Smart: if you rearrange the letters in 'Taylor swift' you get:

wail of tryst
lay for twits
fails two try
a lofty wrist

I think it's obvious what this means...


try lost waif
 
2013-03-04 06:35:04 PM

NostroZ: This guy reminds me of when I take a shyat and see faces in the bathroom tile... Your mind sees pattern where there is none!


Exactly. No one is looking at you from out of the tiles, that's just crazy talk. And would you please hang the TP with the paper coming out the top, instead of your usual way. kthx
 
2013-03-04 06:54:11 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-04 06:55:17 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I am soooo tired of waiting for Taylor Swift's sex tape to emerge.


She's not putting out. That's why the boys keep dumping her.
 
2013-03-04 06:55:24 PM
I dated someone who believed in the lizard people. She was... Interesting.
 
2013-03-04 07:02:09 PM

blatz514: Don't care if crazy..

[cdn.inquisitr.com image 386x500]

WANT!


A hungry fat chick would be more fun in the sack.
 
2013-03-04 07:04:30 PM

Kyosuke: BarkingUnicorn: I am soooo tired of waiting for Taylor Swift's sex tape to emerge.

She's not putting out. That's why the boys keep dumping her.


They dump her because she's closeted and not ready to deal with her sexual identity.
 
2013-03-04 07:09:02 PM

ZeroCorpse: Kyosuke: BarkingUnicorn: I am soooo tired of waiting for Taylor Swift's sex tape to emerge.

She's not putting out. That's why the boys keep dumping her.

They dump her because she's closeted and not ready to deal with her sexual identity.


Possible.  But, I think she just has a princess delusion.
 
2013-03-04 07:13:03 PM
This again?  Can't we just stick to chem trails, based on alien technology from the Bermuda Triangle, are being spread by Lee Harvey Oswald to make you think the Loch Ness Monster and Big Foot aren't real?
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-04 07:14:11 PM
I would just like to thank subby for reminding me that I'm doing alright in that I'm not batshiat crazy to believe this lunacy.
 
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