As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.

St_Francis_P: WND

That's surprising. This sort of stuff is their forte.

Wait until she breaks up with the head Illuminatus....the lid will be blown sky-high....

You'd think someone with that sort of power and influence could hold a relationship together for more than a week or so.

NuttierThanEver: hardinparamedic: This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

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That's just what the Reverse Vampires want you to think

/wake up sheeple

Unless the Reverse Vampires are in cahoots with them and they want you to think that they want you to think the opposite.

We're through the looking glass here, people...

mainsail: Wait until she breaks up with the head Illuminatus....the lid will be blown sky-high....

Nah, she'll blame herself for falling for him in the first place.

Is it a coincidence that she was born in 1989, the same year as Back to the Future part 2?
I think not my fnordy friends.

kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.

And it won't be for lack of trying.

Is this the guy that did the write up the London Olympics? good stuff, he's better than most.

If anything here is true is that electronic and digital media are really life sucking engagements.

hardinparamedic: David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

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I'm pretty sure the one on the right told me not to date robots.

/crocodylus pontifex.

I think this is all a conspiracy to fool me into watching a Taylor Swift performance.  Tricksy tricksy.

This article would be better if it was titled "Taylor Swifts gets implants"

kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.

I thought she was Zuul

zixr: I think the only question this poses is: why should I give a flying fark?

I only care because she may have a wardrobe malfunction. I hear nudity is a big part of unholy rituals...

No Spitting.

Skarekrough: You'd think someone with that sort of power and influence could hold a relationship together for more than a week or so.

She is getting paid by the hour. A week is a long time.

I've heard that the going rate for an up-and-coming artist is about 100K to be "seen" with Tay-Tay and closer to a million for her to "date" one.

hardinparamedic: This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

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no, those are just fronts for the 5 Jew Bankers.

PsyLord: For some reason, when I think of Taylor Swift, the Illuminati  does not pop into my mind.

That's because the Illuminati are a mental trap for the brilliant when trying to explain away God and personal responsibility, and not pop music crap.

I got to tell you, this girl knows how to party. Last full moon we met at High Priestess Madonna's. After the ritual sacrifice of a random homeless guy (don't wory, he had no family and won't be missed) Taylor and I high ritualized sex in his blood. Madonna barked instructions at us from under her mask while Ke$ha (who is still considered "Unclean" until she preforms certain rituals) masterbated in the back ground while chanting praise to the dark ones. It was one hell of a party. Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Somehow I don't think she could commit to a secret society without writing a song about it.

I weep for the uninformed.

If that's the case, Taylor Swift just became farkING AWESOME.

The comments are the best!

skinink: kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.

And it won't be for lack of trying.

lord knows i'd try to pick her lock a few times, if you know what i mean.

cgraves67: Somehow I don't think she could commit to a secret society without writing a song about it.

And then break up with it and write yet another song.

AAAAAH!

buttery_shame_cave: lord knows i'd try to pick her lock a few times, if you know what i mean.

Break in to her house, rifle though her underwear drawer grabbing samples to sell to the highest bidder in Japan? Yeah, we've all been there.

NostroZ: This guy reminds me of when I take a shyat and see faces in the bathroom tile...

You are straining waaaay too hard. You're gonna pop a blood vessel.

AdolfOliverPanties: Everyone knew she was Illuminati.  She has been trying to join The Pentavirate for a while now.  When will she get her invitation to join the conclave at The Meadows?

There's a spot open ever since Colonel Sanders went tits up.

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how can you hate " the colonel"?