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(Some Guy)   Is Taylor Swift performing secret rituals from the Illuminati during her shows, perhaps as part of some scheme for global domination?   (vigilantcitizen.com) divider line 160
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2013-03-04 02:58:37 PM
So far, only these guys have this nailed. I checked WhatDoesItMean.com, BeforeItsNews.com, and WND, but they don't have anything yet.
 
2013-03-04 03:07:10 PM
As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.
 
2013-03-04 03:07:16 PM

St_Francis_P: WND


That's surprising. This sort of stuff is their forte.
 
2013-03-04 03:12:24 PM
I can't watch Taylor Swift long enough to determine if she has Illuminati rituals or not.
 
2013-03-04 03:13:45 PM
"Televised performances are meant to expose the public to the Illuminati's rituals and symbolism in order to make it trendy and part of popular culture."

Because then they can ... do ...... more ........ something...............

Well, it's really bad, anyway.
 
2013-03-04 03:17:03 PM

James F. Campbell: St_Francis_P: WND

That's surprising. This sort of stuff is their forte.


Give them time. They're probably determining the extent of Obama's involvement.
 
2013-03-04 03:17:48 PM
This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

www.blindloop.com
 
2013-03-04 03:22:14 PM
Everyone knew she was Illuminati.  She has been trying to join The Pentavirate for a while now.  When will she get her invitation to join the conclave at The Meadows?

There's a spot open ever since Colonel Sanders went tits up.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-04 03:22:19 PM

hardinparamedic: This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

[www.blindloop.com image 497x352]


That's just what the Reverse Vampires want you to think

/wake up sheeple
 
2013-03-04 03:35:17 PM
Do you see it?...Or am I seeing things?

Yes.  Yes you are.
 
2013-03-04 04:08:24 PM
She's been collecting plaster casts that, when combined, will allow her to open the Krikkit Gate
 
2013-03-04 04:22:34 PM
Wait until she breaks up with the head Illuminatus....the lid will be blown sky-high....
 
2013-03-04 04:24:16 PM
You'd think someone with that sort of power and influence could hold a relationship together for more than a week or so.
 
2013-03-04 04:24:36 PM

NuttierThanEver: hardinparamedic: This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

[www.blindloop.com image 497x352]

That's just what the Reverse Vampires want you to think

/wake up sheeple


Unless the Reverse Vampires are in cahoots with them and they want you to think that they want you to think the opposite.
 
2013-03-04 04:25:29 PM
We're through the looking glass here, people...

robot6.comicbookresources.com
 
2013-03-04 04:25:43 PM

mainsail: Wait until she breaks up with the head Illuminatus....the lid will be blown sky-high....


Nah, she'll blame herself for falling for him in the first place.
 
2013-03-04 04:26:13 PM
Is it a coincidence that she was born in 1989, the same year as Back to the Future part 2?
I think not my fnordy friends.
 
2013-03-04 04:26:48 PM

kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.


And it won't be for lack of trying.
 
2013-03-04 04:27:35 PM
I think the only question this poses is: why should I give a flying fark?
 
2013-03-04 04:28:42 PM
Is this the guy that did the write up the London Olympics? good stuff, he's better than most.
 
2013-03-04 04:30:08 PM
If anything here is true is that electronic and digital media are really life sucking engagements.
 
2013-03-04 04:33:07 PM

hardinparamedic: David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

[www.blindloop.com image 497x352]


I'm pretty sure the one on the right told me not to date robots.

/crocodylus pontifex.
 
2013-03-04 04:33:18 PM
I think this is all a conspiracy to fool me into watching a Taylor Swift performance.  Tricksy tricksy.
 
2013-03-04 04:33:19 PM
This article would be better if it was titled "Taylor Swifts gets implants"
 
2013-03-04 04:33:51 PM

kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.


I thought she was Zuul
 
2013-03-04 04:35:27 PM

zixr: I think the only question this poses is: why should I give a flying fark?


I only care because she may have a wardrobe malfunction. I hear nudity is a big part of unholy rituals...
 
2013-03-04 04:37:03 PM
"In fact, it (the white to black outfits) symbolizes a very profound process and this ritualistic color code is used across the entertainment industry to underline erotic meanings in performances, to wit: a girl growing into a slutty-hot young woman."

I agree completely.
 
2013-03-04 04:38:09 PM
A woman I know posted this gem on FB not too long ago:

http://youtu.be/21GOSnJc4Mg

"jay-Z Beyonce Overt Illuminati Symbolism & Satanism PROOF!"
 
2013-03-04 04:38:12 PM
No Spitting.
 
2013-03-04 04:38:16 PM
For some reason, when I think of Taylor Swift, the Illuminati  does not pop into my mind.
 
2013-03-04 04:38:52 PM

Skarekrough: You'd think someone with that sort of power and influence could hold a relationship together for more than a week or so.


She is getting paid by the hour. A week is a long time.

I've heard that the going rate for an up-and-coming artist is about 100K to be "seen" with Tay-Tay and closer to a million for her to "date" one.
 
2013-03-04 04:39:31 PM

hardinparamedic: This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

[www.blindloop.com image 497x352]



no, those are just fronts for the 5 Jew Bankers.
 
2013-03-04 04:39:53 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-04 04:44:21 PM

PsyLord: For some reason, when I think of Taylor Swift, the Illuminati  does not pop into my mind.


That's because the Illuminati are a mental trap for the brilliant when trying to explain away God and personal responsibility, and not pop music crap.
 
2013-03-04 04:44:23 PM
I got to tell you, this girl knows how to party. Last full moon we met at High Priestess Madonna's. After the ritual sacrifice of a random homeless guy (don't wory, he had no family and won't be missed) Taylor and I high ritualized sex in his blood. Madonna barked instructions at us from under her mask while Ke$ha (who is still considered "Unclean" until she preforms certain rituals) masterbated in the back ground while chanting praise to the dark ones. It was one hell of a party. Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
 
2013-03-04 04:45:42 PM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-03-04 04:47:36 PM
Somehow I don't think she could commit to a secret society without writing a song about it.
 
2013-03-04 04:47:49 PM
TAYLOR SWIFT IS 4-CORNER
 
2013-03-04 04:49:18 PM
I weep for the uninformed.
 
2013-03-04 04:49:44 PM
Direct Article quot & picture:


i2.wp.com
Do you see it?...Or am I seeing things?


You're seeing it!  There is no Baphomet!


This guy reminds me of when I take a shyat and see faces in the bathroom tile...  Your mind sees pattern where there is none!
 
2013-03-04 04:50:04 PM
If that's the case, Taylor Swift just became farkING AWESOME.
 
2013-03-04 04:50:12 PM
The comments are the best!
 
2013-03-04 04:50:37 PM

skinink: kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.

And it won't be for lack of trying.


lord knows i'd try to pick her lock a few times, if you know what i mean.
 
2013-03-04 04:51:42 PM

cgraves67: Somehow I don't think she could commit to a secret society without writing a song about it.


And then break up with it and write yet another song.
 
2013-03-04 04:52:52 PM
I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.
 
2013-03-04 04:54:32 PM
I think everyone could benefit from having a gigantic Iron Maiden Eddie muppet incorporated into their stage show.
 
2013-03-04 04:54:55 PM
AAAAAH!
metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-04 04:55:47 PM

buttery_shame_cave: lord knows i'd try to pick her lock a few times, if you know what i mean.


Break in to her house, rifle though her underwear drawer grabbing samples to sell to the highest bidder in Japan? Yeah, we've all been there.
 
2013-03-04 04:57:11 PM

NostroZ: This guy reminds me of when I take a shyat and see faces in the bathroom tile...


You are straining waaaay too hard. You're gonna pop a blood vessel.

i.ytimg.com
 
2013-03-04 04:59:19 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Everyone knew she was Illuminati.  She has been trying to join The Pentavirate for a while now.  When will she get her invitation to join the conclave at The Meadows?

There's a spot open ever since Colonel Sanders went tits up.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 224x225]


how can you hate " the colonel"?
 
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