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(Bleacher Report)   Will Gorilla's ghost join Bobby on the mic? Can Cena find a pair of acid-washed jorts? Will HHH scramble Brock's face like a worn out mix cassette? Find out tonight, when RAW goes old school (8pm est)   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1916
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2013-03-04 02:23:25 PM
Don't forget your scuncis, your neon colored shoe laces, and the five-colored socks!

Hey, the music stopped!  Someone flip that to side B!  :D
 
2013-03-04 03:25:17 PM
 
2013-03-04 03:41:56 PM
Old school - YEAH!  So who is Brother Love's guest tonight? And will Sean Mooney provide an update from the newsroom?
 
2013-03-04 03:42:36 PM
Someone needs to print some WWE slap bracelets, too!
 
2013-03-04 03:47:28 PM
Woah...I'm in while the thread still has single digit comments.

Must go warm up the kayfabe machine...It needs to be ready for when I get home.
 
2013-03-04 03:52:23 PM
If you are looking for old school.  Check out pro-wrestling.tv .  Right now they are showing Judgement Day 2002 Eddie v. RVD for the IC.  I love this site. Most of what Ive seen is 1995-2005. WWF(E),WCW,ECW.  Looking forward to tonight.  Cya in a few hours.
 
2013-03-04 03:56:25 PM
Oh... you know, just Mongo.

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i70.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-04 03:57:49 PM
i.imgur.com

Old School
 
2013-03-04 04:00:01 PM
OLD SCHOOL RAW BOBBY AND THE GORILLA KEYS TO VICTORY
3.bp.blogspot.com


Hello B&G fans, screw Taker, it is old school night and we need to go very old school. To bring those epic lulz, Bobby and the Gorilla need to make sure that they have their keys to victory in order to make all of us laugh.

Point 1: Come in like a bat out of hell. Who cares what we are talking about, make your presence known even if it is because you made an offhand reference to being dead, having cancer, or you just want to mock Vince.

Point 2: Plug the twitter. Have you plugged the twitter yet? Did you make people know that you have a twitter account.

Point 3: Offend someone. If someone isn't like....man, that crossed the line, you just haven't gone far enough yet Brain.

Point 4: WILL YOU STOP

If B&G follow these keys to victory, I'm sure we'll be as happy as Andre the Giant riding a white horse.
 
2013-03-04 04:04:08 PM

Igor Jakovsky: [i.imgur.com image 300x225]

Old School


yanno, for a moment, I thought that said "Insert Coin - Reagan Power"
 
2013-03-04 04:07:12 PM

The Bestest: Igor Jakovsky: [i.imgur.com image 300x225]

Old School

yanno, for a moment, I thought that said "Insert Coin - Reagan Power"


Ha Ha, it does kinda look like that.
 
2013-03-04 04:07:48 PM
This is.....early


Wow.
 
2013-03-04 04:09:23 PM
Going to DVR it. Not watching it live. Maybe I'll tune in at like 9PM and FF through some it it. Meh.

Bioshock 1 playthrough and Call of Duty call out to me....
 
2013-03-04 04:09:39 PM

The Bestest: Igor Jakovsky: [i.imgur.com image 300x225]

Old School

yanno, for a moment, I thought that said "Insert Coin - Reagan Power"


Mr. Gorbachev - Where are our ice cream bars!?
 
2013-03-04 04:11:48 PM
Swagger: What is this weak shiat? I'm barely feeling anything!
Borne:You have to remember, it wasn't nearly as potent in the 80s as it is today.
 
2013-03-04 04:17:59 PM

TheManofPA: OLD SCHOOL RAW BOBBY AND THE GORILLA KEYS TO VICTORY
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 512x343]

Hello B&G fans, screw Taker, it is old school night and we need to go very old school. To bring those epic lulz, Bobby and the Gorilla need to make sure that they have their keys to victory in order to make all of us laugh.

Point 1: Come in like a bat out of hell. Who cares what we are talking about, make your presence known even if it is because you made an offhand reference to being dead, having cancer, or you just want to mock Vince.

Point 2: Plug the twitter. Have you plugged the twitter yet? Did you make people know that you have a twitter account.

Point 3: Offend someone. If someone isn't like....man, that crossed the line, you just haven't gone far enough yet Brain.

Point 4: WILL YOU STOP

Step 5: Smell the fermeldahide sardines from here.

If B&G follow these keys to victory, I'm sure we'll be as happy as Andre the Giant riding a white horse.


One slight addition. Otherwise, very nice.
 
2013-03-04 04:19:18 PM
CSB time:
Last night, at church, during the "petitions of the faithful", the final petition asked God to guide the church during the papal transition, and give the Cardinals the spirit to choose a new pope.

The second that sentence ended, the mic was cut off by two bursts of static. I literally had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing my ass right off my seat.

Pope Punk = Best Punk? XD/It's Evangelizin Time!!!
 
2013-03-04 04:21:10 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: CSB time:
Last night, at church, during the "petitions of the faithful", the final petition asked God to guide the church during the papal transition, and give the Cardinals the spirit to choose a new pope.

The second that sentence ended, the mic was cut off by two bursts of static. I literally had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing my ass right off my seat.

Pope Punk = Best Punk? XD/It's Evangelizin Time!!!


Pope Bomb
 
2013-03-04 04:31:15 PM

EyeballKid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: CSB time:
Last night, at church, during the "petitions of the faithful", the final petition asked God to guide the church during the papal transition, and give the Cardinals the spirit to choose a new pope.

The second that sentence ended, the mic was cut off by two bursts of static. I literally had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing my ass right off my seat.

Pope Punk = Best Punk? XD/It's Evangelizin Time!!!

Pope Bomb


Well, he did tell the Rock that he was boxing with God...
 
2013-03-04 04:33:42 PM
Is tonight Kayfabe night?
 
2013-03-04 04:34:06 PM
Should i DVR the whole thing..wait...The greatest IC champion of all time will be there....

DVR!!
 
2013-03-04 04:34:53 PM

nathanjr: Is tonight Kayfabe night?


yes it is....someone should post the rules for the noobs
 
2013-03-04 04:37:27 PM
It's been so long, I forgot the kayfaybe rules... :(
 
2013-03-04 04:43:49 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: TheManofPA: OLD SCHOOL RAW BOBBY AND THE GORILLA KEYS TO VICTORY
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 512x343]

Hello B&G fans, screw Taker, it is old school night and we need to go very old school. To bring those epic lulz, Bobby and the Gorilla need to make sure that they have their keys to victory in order to make all of us laugh.

Point 1: Come in like a bat out of hell. Who cares what we are talking about, make your presence known even if it is because you made an offhand reference to being dead, having cancer, or you just want to mock Vince.

Point 2: Plug the twitter. Have you plugged the twitter yet? Did you make people know that you have a twitter account.

Point 3: Offend someone. If someone isn't like....man, that crossed the line, you just haven't gone far enough yet Brain.

Point 4: WILL YOU STOP

Step 5: Smell the fermeldahide sardines from here.

If B&G follow these keys to victory, I'm sure we'll be as happy as Andre the Giant riding a white horse.

One slight addition. Otherwise, very nice.


It is a good improvement. That is why you are the master.

As for kayfaybe, I believe my role as with all kf nights is to be the only one not doing it.
 
2013-03-04 04:44:15 PM
I only want good, clean wins by the faces and no cheating!  C'mon, refs...make it happen!!

/Cena's my favorite
 
2013-03-04 04:44:26 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: It's been so long, I forgot the kayfaybe rules... :(


Verbaltoxin posted the rules in last weeks thread but I'm to lazy to dig them up.
 
2013-03-04 04:44:49 PM
I found this in an old thread.

Kayfabe Night is tonight.
1. At show start, react and comment as though what you're seeing is real, and not a work.
2. When the show's over, go back to being the smark you pretend to be, after just acting like the mark you really are.
 
2013-03-04 04:59:22 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: CSB time:
Last night, at church, during the "petitions of the faithful", the final petition asked God to guide the church during the papal transition, and give the Cardinals the spirit to choose a new pope.

The second that sentence ended, the mic was cut off by two bursts of static. I literally had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing my ass right off my seat.

Pope Punk = Best Punk? XD/It's Evangelizin Time!!!


EyeballKid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: CSB time:
Last night, at church, during the "petitions of the faithful", the final petition asked God to guide the church during the papal transition, and give the Cardinals the spirit to choose a new pope.

The second that sentence ended, the mic was cut off by two bursts of static. I literally had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing my ass right off my seat.

Pope Punk = Best Punk? XD/It's Evangelizin Time!!!

Pope Bomb


Okay, I laughed quite a bit at both of these
 
2013-03-04 05:00:45 PM

nathanjr: I found this in an old thread.

Kayfabe Night is tonight.
1. At show start, react and comment as though what you're seeing is real, and not a work.
2. When the show's over, go back to being the smark you pretend to be, after just acting like the mark you really are.


So I missed those rules last time and just talked like I was Sean O'Haire all night (on commentary that is)...is this still acceptable?
 
2013-03-04 05:01:17 PM
www.wrestlinglol.com
 
2013-03-04 05:02:26 PM

eagles95: nathanjr: Is tonight Kayfabe night?

yes it is....someone should post the rules for the noobs


Fark that.  See y'all when the show's over.
 
2013-03-04 05:03:10 PM
WHADDUP fWc'ers?!?  I really don't know what I'm more excited for...the old school Raw tonight, the kayfabe thread or the fact that this thread went green so early!

/let's not kid ourselves...Raw will be disappointing
//but KAYFABE NIGHT WON'T BE!!
///and the thread will go red, then green at least three more times before the show starts...
 
2013-03-04 05:10:18 PM

KellyKellyKelly: eagles95: nathanjr: Is tonight Kayfabe night?

yes it is....someone should post the rules for the noobs

Fark that.  See y'all when the show's over.


I never do kayfabe night. I don't know why. Just lazy I guess. I just post as I always do and let people respond as they will.
 
2013-03-04 05:22:20 PM
Can this start the show?

/Crappy game but the SNES intro is miles better than the Genesis intro.
 
2013-03-04 05:23:12 PM
[REDACTED]

GOD DAMNIT I HAVE A WORK DINNER TONIGHT AND WILL PROBABLY MISS THE GOOD SHIAT.

WHY IS THIS IN THE FARKIN SPORTS TAB?

YOU DAMN MARKS!

[/REDACTED]
 
2013-03-04 05:30:39 PM
Thanks to ManofPa for updating this last week!  I made a few minor changes, but feel free to suggest others!

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)

1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing

21) BONUS:Live appearance by the WWE Champion (ultra-rare quality)
 
2013-03-04 05:32:56 PM
Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: Live appearance by the WWE Champion (ultra-rare quality)


/now with better formatting
 
2013-03-04 05:42:24 PM

tnpir: Old school - YEAH!  So who is Brother Love's guest tonight? And will Sean Mooney provide an update from the newsroom?


I'm still waiting on the return of Todd Pettingil.
 
2013-03-04 05:47:42 PM

Igor Jakovsky: If you are looking for old school.  Check out pro-wrestling.tv .  Right now they are showing Judgement Day 2002 Eddie v. RVD for the IC.  I love this site. Most of what Ive seen is 1995-2005. WWF(E),WCW,ECW.  Looking forward to tonight.  Cya in a few hours.


Watching some Judgement Day with Jericho and Triple H in Hell in the Cell.  I stopped watching wrestling as Kurt Angle started becoming a main eventer.  Man, it looks like I missed out on a great run.  Everything I've seen from him has been gold.
 
2013-03-04 06:01:00 PM
Have fun tonight guys...I'm working late at the office.
 
2013-03-04 06:16:21 PM
i.imgur.com 6

1. Kayfabe night starts when Raw starts, and ends when Raw ends.
2. When you go into kayfabe, say you are.
3. ACT LIKE EVERYTHING YOU'RE WATCHING IS 100% REAL. Just like you did when you were 5, or 8, or 16. Damn you're sad if you thought this was real at 16.


Also, you bet your ass there's going to be trivia. Money in the Bank is in play as of RIGHT NOW. So whoever has the briefcase can challenge for the belt at anytime.

In the meantime, get ready for a Best of Seven Trivia Challenge. Seven questions, first to get to 4 wins the shiny, shiny OLD SCHOOL trivia belt.
 
2013-03-04 06:17:27 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)

1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: Live appearance by the WWE Champion (ultra-rare quality)


/now with better formatting


Someone asked me earlier today what my favorite internet meme is. I had a hard time coming up with something other than Ziggler Sells Everything
 
2013-03-04 06:27:45 PM

tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)

1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: Live appearance by the WWE Champion (ultra-rare quality)


/now with better formatting

Someone asked me earlier today what my favorite internet meme is. I had a hard time coming up with something other than Ziggler Sells Everything


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-04 06:30:52 PM

Dougie AXP: [REDACTED]

GOD DAMNIT I HAVE A WORK DINNER TONIGHT AND WILL PROBABLY MISS THE GOOD SHIAT.

WHY IS THIS IN THE FARKIN SPORTS TAB?

YOU DAMN MARKS!

[/REDACTED]


Time to find a new job Dougie.  This pic should make you feel better.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
/#HEEL
/Broski PAC 4 life
 
2013-03-04 06:32:07 PM
If it's Monday night, I'm here to

i63.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-04 06:32:57 PM

verbaltoxin: [i.imgur.com image 250x361] 6

1. Kayfabe night starts when Raw starts, and ends when Raw ends.
2. When you go into kayfabe, say you are.
3. ACT LIKE EVERYTHING YOU'RE WATCHING IS 100% REAL. Just like you did when you were 5, or 8, or 16. Damn you're sad if you thought this was real at 16.

Also, you bet your ass there's going to be trivia. Money in the Bank is in play as of RIGHT NOW. So whoever has the briefcase can challenge for the belt at anytime.

In the meantime, get ready for a Best of Seven Trivia Challenge. Seven questions, first to get to 4 wins the shiny, shiny OLD SCHOOL trivia belt.


If Ziggler cashes in I will go into full Markout mode.  Not going to happen tonight, but I can always hope.
 
2013-03-04 06:34:40 PM

TheManofPA: tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)

1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: Live appearance by the WWE Champion (ultra-rare quality)


/now with better formatting

Someone asked me earlier today what my favorite internet meme is. I had a hard time coming up with something other than Ziggler Sells Everything

[i.imgur.com image 400x400]


I like this one also..
lh4.ggpht.com
 
2013-03-04 06:48:33 PM

Steven Rules: verbaltoxin: [i.imgur.com image 250x361] 6

1. Kayfabe night starts when Raw starts, and ends when Raw ends.
2. When you go into kayfabe, say you are.
3. ACT LIKE EVERYTHING YOU'RE WATCHING IS 100% REAL. Just like you did when you were 5, or 8, or 16. Damn you're sad if you thought this was real at 16.

Also, you bet your ass there's going to be trivia. Money in the Bank is in play as of RIGHT NOW. So whoever has the briefcase can challenge for the belt at anytime.

In the meantime, get ready for a Best of Seven Trivia Challenge. Seven questions, first to get to 4 wins the shiny, shiny OLD SCHOOL trivia belt.

If Ziggler cashes in I will go into full Markout mode.  Not going to happen tonight, but I can always hope.


Clarification: there is a Farker out there with MITB, and can challenge for the trivia belt at any time.
 
2013-03-04 06:50:13 PM
I have to be at the gym in less than 26 minutes so I think I will miss the first hour or so. Have fun without me!
 
2013-03-04 06:50:45 PM

Igor Jakovsky: If you are looking for old school.  Check out pro-wrestling.tv .  Right now they are showing Judgement Day 2002 Eddie v. RVD for the IC.  I love this site. Most of what Ive seen is 1995-2005. WWF(E),WCW,ECW.  Looking forward to tonight.  Cya in a few hours.


There was a thread on it on Scott Keith's blog and it's been a fark of a long time since I've seen it, so I'm watching Rock/Gagne's Iron Man Match at JD 2000.
 
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