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2013-03-04 01:33:18 PM
I wish my name was Cashman. I'd get a leotard with a big dollar sign on the front and be in all kinds of commercials for payday loans and shiat.
 
2013-03-04 01:35:08 PM
I heard the Yankees were in freefall, but thought that was just a metaphor.
 
2013-03-04 02:35:05 PM
Really, subs?  Scary tag?

show me: I wish my name was Cashman. I'd get a leotard with a big dollar sign on the front and be in all kinds of commercials for payday loans and shiat.


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Chris Moneymaker approves
 
2013-03-04 02:53:18 PM

The Onion is prophetic: Chris Moneymaker approves


Ha! Good one!
 
2013-03-04 03:08:11 PM
If he hadn't done all those PED's his bones wouldn't be so brittle and this wouldn't have happened...
 
2013-03-04 03:26:47 PM
10/13/2012:  Derek Jeter shatters his ankle.

3/4/2013, Brian Cashman shatters his ankle.


check this out.  this is freaky:  "Derek Jeter" is 10 letters.  "Ankle" is 5.  but 2 people suffered the same injury.  5 x 2 = THAT'S TEN.  weird.

10+13+2012 = 2035
3 + 4 + 2013 = 2020.

2035
-2020
15.

Jeter wears #2.  What's 15 + 2?  EXACTLY.  DON'T YOU SEE IT?
 
2013-03-04 03:29:57 PM

rickythepenguin: 10/13/2012:  Derek Jeter shatters his ankle.

3/4/2013, Brian Cashman shatters his ankle.


check this out.  this is freaky:  "Derek Jeter" is 10 letters.  "Ankle" is 5.  but 2 people suffered the same injury.  5 x 2 = THAT'S TEN.  weird.

10+13+2012 = 2035
3 + 4 + 2013 = 2020.

2035
-2020
15.

Jeter wears #2.  What's 15 + 2?  EXACTLY.  DON'T YOU SEE IT?


Just study it out.
 
2013-03-04 03:38:12 PM
"Brian Cashman injures ankle while skydiving; Yankees expected to call up minor league GM from Scranton trade prospects for the rights to an 85-year-old man with the gout."

What team have you been watching, subby?  Scranton guys don't have enough crafty veteran-ness.
 
2013-03-04 03:40:21 PM
Brian Cashman injures ankle while skydiving; Yankees expected to call up minor league GM from Scranton Oakland.

///It's a joke Yankeephiles and both A's fans.
 
2013-03-04 03:40:39 PM

chimp_ninja: What team have you been watching, subby? Scranton guys don't have enough crafty veteran-ness.


I had no idea Travis Hafner was still around until I saw he was signed by the Yankees for this year. I think he's "crafty" in the sense that, much like in arts & crafts, you need a lot sticks and glue just to put him together and he won't hold up for longer than a week.
 
2013-03-04 04:14:41 PM

rickythepenguin: 10/13/2012:  Derek Jeter shatters his ankle.

3/4/2013, Brian Cashman shatters his ankle.


check this out.  this is freaky:  "Derek Jeter" is 10 letters.  "Ankle" is 5.  but 2 people suffered the same injury.  5 x 2 = THAT'S TEN.  weird.

10+13+2012 = 2035
3 + 4 + 2013 = 2020.

2035
-2020
15.

Jeter wears #2.  What's 15 + 2?  EXACTLY.  DON'T YOU SEE IT?


You know, I'm usually not one for conspiracy theories...but you DID show your work.
 
2013-03-04 04:31:59 PM

bborchar: rickythepenguin: 10/13/2012: Derek Jeter shatters his ankle.

3/4/2013, Brian Cashman shatters his ankle.


check this out. this is freaky: "Derek Jeter" is 10 letters. "Ankle" is 5. but 2 people suffered the same injury. 5 x 2 = THAT'S TEN. weird.

10+13+2012 = 2035
3 + 4 + 2013 = 2020.

2035
-2020
15.

Jeter wears #2. What's 15 + 2? EXACTLY. DON'T YOU SEE IT?

You know, I'm usually not one for conspiracy theories...but you DID show your work.


And numbers never lie. Unless....they do?
 
2013-03-04 04:42:38 PM
"minor league GM from Scranton"

How about a minor league GM from Toledo? Do they have the number to Tire World?
 
2013-03-04 05:46:00 PM
Brian Cashman injures ankle while skydiving; Yankees expected to call up minor league GM from Scranton get the best GM money can buy, and still fall flat on their faces in the postseason.

/FTFSubby
 
2013-03-04 06:10:32 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: bborchar: rickythepenguin: 10/13/2012: Derek Jeter shatters his ankle.

3/4/2013, Brian Cashman shatters his ankle.


check this out. this is freaky: "Derek Jeter" is 10 letters. "Ankle" is 5. but 2 people suffered the same injury. 5 x 2 = THAT'S TEN. weird.

10+13+2012 = 2035
3 + 4 + 2013 = 2020.

2035
-2020
15.

Jeter wears #2. What's 15 + 2? EXACTLY. DON'T YOU SEE IT?

You know, I'm usually not one for conspiracy theories...but you DID show your work.

And numbers never lie. Unless....they do?


Must not since ESPN somehow has a show on it.
 
2013-03-04 06:48:07 PM

buckeyebrain: Brian Cashman injures ankle while skydiving; Yankees expected to call up minor league GM from Scranton get the best GM money can buy, and still fall flat on their faces in the postseason.


*sniff sniff*

Yep. Smells like hater.
 
2013-03-04 06:57:40 PM
He was too busy screaming to tuck and roll.
 
2013-03-04 07:32:37 PM

rickythepenguin: DON'T YOU SEE IT?


Reminds me of the detailed reasoning behind the claim that Ronald Wilson Reagan was the devil. The list of reasons that I remember was a lot longer than that there are 6 letters in each word of his name...
 
2013-03-04 09:01:31 PM
The Yankees can't even fall right this year.
 
2013-03-05 01:35:53 AM

show me: rickythepenguin: 10/13/2012:  Derek Jeter shatters his ankle.

3/4/2013, Brian Cashman shatters his ankle.


check this out.  this is freaky:  "Derek Jeter" is 10 letters.  "Ankle" is 5.  but 2 people suffered the same injury.  5 x 2 = THAT'S TEN.  weird.

10+13+2012 = 2035
3 + 4 + 2013 = 2020.

2035
-2020
15.

Jeter wears #2.  What's 15 + 2?  EXACTLY.  DON'T YOU SEE IT?

Just study it out.


It ends up spelling Phiillies!!!!
 
2013-03-05 10:39:46 PM
Scranton?  Does he farm beets?
 
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