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2013-03-04 12:02:19 PM
It's a girl; doesn't count. Send her to finishing school and marry her out.
 
2013-03-04 12:02:41 PM
Shouldn't that be Kim Jong Deux?
 
2013-03-04 12:03:38 PM
brainsyndicate.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-04 12:04:55 PM
Kim Jong illest, yo.
www.film.com
 
2013-03-04 12:06:04 PM
We congratulate the Dear Leader on his new born child.

The stars are aligned, the heavens quake and loyal workers have reported signs of a Chollima flying around Mount Baekdu.

Truly, the US imperialists and their Japanese stogies see this as yet another sign of their impending doom!
 
2013-03-04 12:09:41 PM

Nothing To See Here:


Dictators, they're so cute when they're little.
 
2013-03-04 12:11:08 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
Don't look at me. Those asian chicks aren't my type.
 
2013-03-04 12:11:40 PM

SirEattonHogg: We congratulate the Dear Leader on his new born child.

The stars are aligned, the heavens quake and loyal workers have reported signs of a Chollima flying around Mount Baekdu.

Truly, the US imperialists and their Japanese stogies see this as yet another sign of their impending doom!


Japanese stogies?   I gave up smoking last year.
 
2013-03-04 12:12:27 PM
Kim Jong Ibid
 
2013-03-04 12:14:51 PM
FTA:
"There is nobody at the CIA who can tell you more personally about Kim Jong Un than Dennis Rodman, and that in itself is scary," Col. Steve Ganyard, former deputy assistant secretary of state, told ABC.

Wow, just wow.
 
2013-03-04 12:15:24 PM
any pics of his wife??
 
2013-03-04 12:15:38 PM
J-Il's favorite band is Ponchobo Electric Ensemble.

PEE.

Anyone want to run with that?
 
2013-03-04 12:18:47 PM
His wife is hot
 
2013-03-04 12:19:19 PM

Famous Thamas: FTA:
"There is nobody at the CIA who can tell you more personally about Kim Jong Un than Dennis Rodman, and that in itself is scary," Col. Steve Ganyard, former deputy assistant secretary of state, told ABC.

Wow, just wow.


And now Rodman is in the position of having information the CIA wants and the CIA can giving Rodman anything he wants in exchange. That's kind of scary.

It also gives me an idea for a humorous screen play where Rodman stars as an unlikely intelligence agent who can't blend in because he's too tall and covered with freakiness, causing all kinds of problems for the by-the-book veteran he's been attached to.
 
2013-03-04 12:19:45 PM
Wow, Dennis Rodman works fast.
 
2013-03-04 12:19:55 PM
Rodman, who went to North Korea with the Harlem Globetrotters and an HBO camera crew, raved about the dictator, who lives in lavish luxury while most of the people in his nation are starving.


global.fncstatic.com

Fair and balanced, right guys?  We're not biased at all!
 
2013-03-04 12:22:27 PM
cgraves67:


And now Rodman is in the position of having information the CIA wants and the CIA can giving Rodman anything he wants in exchange. That's kind of scary.

It also gives me an idea for a humorous screen play where
Rodman: stars as an unlikely intelligence agent who can't blend in because he's too tall and covered with freakiness, causing all kinds of problems for the by-the-book veteran he's been attached to.


There we go.
 
2013-03-04 12:25:00 PM
Wait, has he even been leader of NK and married for nine months?
 
2013-03-04 12:25:16 PM

FatherChaos: Rodman, who went to North Korea with the Harlem Globetrotters and an HBO camera crew, raved about the dictator, who lives in lavish luxury while most of the people in his nation are starving.


[global.fncstatic.com image 146x158]

Fair and balanced, right guys?  We're not biased at all!


Are you disputing that?  North Korea has been in famine for a while now.  And the top guys are well-known to live in luxury.
 
2013-03-04 12:25:26 PM

johnny_vegas: any pics of his wife??


pixel.nymag.com
 
2013-03-04 12:26:35 PM

FatherChaos: Rodman, who went to North Korea with the Harlem Globetrotters and an HBO camera crew, raved about the dictator, who lives in lavish luxury while most of the people in his nation are starving.

Fair and balanced, right guys?  We're not biased at all!


I don't think too many people with disagree with that statement.
 
2013-03-04 12:28:20 PM

cgraves67: It also gives me an idea for a humorous screen play where Rodman stars as an unlikely intelligence agent who can't blend in because he's too tall and covered with freakiness, causing all kinds of problems for the by-the-book veteran he's been attached to.


Is the veteran about to retire and unhappy about being assigned a partner?
 
2013-03-04 12:29:12 PM
They must have another child quickly so that this one doesn't become ronery.
 
2013-03-04 12:31:04 PM
Wait, you're telling me a woman had sex with this?

img.timeinc.net

Shenanigans!
 
2013-03-04 12:32:20 PM
Did he eat it?
 
2013-03-04 12:34:25 PM

Mensan: Shouldn't that be Kim Jong Deux?


Well played, sir.
 
2013-03-04 12:36:47 PM

FatherChaos: Rodman, who went to North Korea with the Harlem Globetrotters and an HBO camera crew, raved about the dictator, who lives in lavish luxury while most of the people in his nation are starving.


[global.fncstatic.com image 146x158]

Fair and balanced, right guys?  We're not biased at all!


Let me suggest some reading material for you.
www.csmonitor.com

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaechon_internment_camp
 
2013-03-04 12:39:06 PM
HortusMatris


Wait, you're telling me a woman had sex with this?


The gun to her head helped. The fact she got to see her family again for completing one realistic orgasm and her kid is now a member of the Lucky Sperm Club all contributed.
 
2013-03-04 12:39:06 PM

HortusMatris: Wait, you're telling me a woman had sex with this?

[img.timeinc.net image 358x447]

Shenanigans!


They say hunger is the best spice...
 
2013-03-04 12:40:28 PM
He must have hit that Gangnam Style.
 
2013-03-04 12:47:43 PM

Harry Freakstorm: HortusMatris


Wait, you're telling me a woman had sex with this?

The gun to her head helped. The fact she got to see her family again for completing one realistic orgasm and her kid is now a member of the Lucky Sperm Club all contributed.


I think the promise of food for her and her family was probably sufficient.

As for Rodman, he's the perfect spy. His celebrity gains him access, and his wacky persona is completely disarming so they'll tell him anything. What they don't realize is that beneath that disinterested, self-indulgent exterior is a Mensa mind, soaking it all up and ready to analyze and report to his CIA handlers.
 
2013-03-04 12:51:47 PM

unitednihilists: FatherChaos: Rodman, who went to North Korea with the Harlem Globetrotters and an HBO camera crew, raved about the dictator, who lives in lavish luxury while most of the people in his nation are starving.


[global.fncstatic.com image 146x158]

Fair and balanced, right guys?  We're not biased at all!

Let me suggest some reading material for you.
[www.csmonitor.com image 600x400]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaechon_internment_camp


Seconded. Amazing book.
 
2013-03-04 12:56:15 PM

FatherChaos: Rodman, who went to North Korea with the Harlem Globetrotters and an HBO camera crew, raved about the dictator, who lives in lavish luxury while most of the people in his nation are starving.




Fair and balanced, right guys?  We're not biased at all!


You think that is some sort of lie?
 
2013-03-04 12:58:20 PM
♫  It's been a Jong time comin' ...
Goin' to be a Jong time gong... ♫
 
2013-03-04 01:00:50 PM

Famous Thamas: FTA:
"There is nobody at the CIA who can tell you more personally about Kim Jong Un than Dennis Rodman, and that in itself is scary," Col. Steve Ganyard, former deputy assistant secretary of state, told ABC.

Wow, just wow.


That's just silly.  Dennis Rodman was there for about a week.  Kim lived in and went to school in Switzerland for 5-10 years.  If anyone bothered they could probably find out more about the kid's personality from his former class mates than most of North Korean's top leadership knows.  Rodman probably knows less about Kim Jon Un than what's is in the wikipedia article about him.
 
2013-03-04 01:00:52 PM

Ambitwistor: johnny_vegas: any pics of his wife??

[pixel.nymag.com image 638x425]


Thanks, appreciate it!

...apologize for my substandard google-fu attempt/skills this morning
 
2013-03-04 01:03:18 PM

rwfan: Famous Thamas: FTA:
"There is nobody at the CIA who can tell you more personally about Kim Jong Un than Dennis Rodman, and that in itself is scary," Col. Steve Ganyard, former deputy assistant secretary of state, told ABC.

Wow, just wow.

That's just silly.  Dennis Rodman was there for about a week.  Kim lived in and went to school in Switzerland for 5-10 years.  If anyone bothered they could probably find out more about the kid's personality from his former class mates than most of North Korean's top leadership knows.  Rodman probably knows less about Kim Jon Un than what's is in the wikipedia article about him.


well, the key parts being "personally" and "in the CIA (headquarters)"

/I've said too much
 
2013-03-04 01:10:28 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Did he eat it?


Came to ask that.  He's pudgy enough that if he won't eat his own, it looks like he's eaten somebody else's.  Unless he's been living large at the expense of the poor in his country.  Not that any dictator would ever do that!
 
2013-03-04 01:11:51 PM

FatherChaos: Rodman, who went to North Korea with the Harlem Globetrotters and an HBO camera crew, raved about the dictator, who lives in lavish luxury while most of the people in his nation are starving.


[global.fncstatic.com image 146x158]

Fair and balanced, right guys?  We're not biased at all!


And factual.  Go away troll.

/If Fox said the sky was blue, half of Fark would not believe it.
 
2013-03-04 01:13:13 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫  It's been a Jong time comin' ...
Goin' to be a Jong time gong... ♫



I once actually saw David Crosby standing on a street corner in Santa Barbara with Stephen Stills' brother Stan.
 
2013-03-04 01:16:39 PM

Amos Quito: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫  It's been a Jong time comin' ...
Goin' to be a Jong time gong... ♫


I once actually saw David Crosby standing on a street corner in Santa Barbara with Stephen Stills' brother Stan.


Did he have his bukkit?
 
2013-03-04 01:17:15 PM

FatherChaos: Rodman, who went to North Korea with the Harlem Globetrotters and an HBO camera crew, raved about the dictator, who lives in lavish luxury while most of the people in his nation are starving.


[global.fncstatic.com image 146x158]

Fair and balanced, right guys?  We're not biased at all!


"More than 13 million North Koreans suffer from malnutrition, including 60 percent of all children -- the worst rate among 110 developing nations surveyed by the World Health Organization and UNICEF. "

That's from PBS.  Is that sufficiently fair and balanced?

I'm pretty damn liberal, but is it not true that most people in North Korea are starving?  Is it not true that Kim Jong Un lives in lavish luxury?  If the facts are correct then what exactly is the problem?
 
2013-03-04 01:18:44 PM

HortusMatris: Wait, you're telling me a woman had sex with this?

[img.timeinc.net image 358x447]

Shenanigans!


I agree with Hortus. What IS that?
However, if opposites attract, I can see how he'd have a bromance thing for a tall, muscular black man.
 
2013-03-04 01:20:34 PM
Kim's wife, Ri Sol-ju, was rumored to be pregnant after official photos showed what intelligence analysts said appeared to be a baby bump.

What intel agency said that, TMZ?
 
2013-03-04 01:23:10 PM

johnny_vegas: rwfan: Famous Thamas: FTA:
"There is nobody at the CIA who can tell you more personally about Kim Jong Un than Dennis Rodman, and that in itself is scary," Col. Steve Ganyard, former deputy assistant secretary of state, told ABC.

Wow, just wow.

That's just silly.  Dennis Rodman was there for about a week.  Kim lived in and went to school in Switzerland for 5-10 years.  If anyone bothered they could probably find out more about the kid's personality from his former class mates than most of North Korean's top leadership knows.  Rodman probably knows less about Kim Jon Un than what's is in the wikipedia article about him.

well, the key parts being "personally" and "in the CIA (headquarters)"

/I've said too much


I am not one to resist the temptation of making fun of the competency of the CIA but I am sure the former classmates have been interviewed by more than just the press.  And my guess is that psychological profiling of world leaders is something the CIA really gets off on doing.
 
2013-03-04 01:25:01 PM

rufus-t-firefly: cgraves67: It also gives me an idea for a humorous screen play where Rodman stars as an unlikely intelligence agent who can't blend in because he's too tall and covered with freakiness, causing all kinds of problems for the by-the-book veteran he's been attached to.

Is the veteran about to retire and unhappy about being assigned a partner?


Is one of the characters named McBain?
 
2013-03-04 01:30:57 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I agree with Hortus. What IS that?


That is Best Korea's version of birth control.  They just hang that picture of Kim Jung Un over a couple's bed and it drives away all sexual urges.  There's also a key-chain version for couples on the go.  It even doubles as a rape-deterrent!
 
2013-03-04 01:35:17 PM
What type o'dong was used?
 
2013-03-04 01:35:55 PM

cgraves67: Famous Thamas: FTA:
"There is nobody at the CIA who can tell you more personally about Kim Jong Un than Dennis Rodman, and that in itself is scary," Col. Steve Ganyard, former deputy assistant secretary of state, told ABC.

Wow, just wow.

And now Rodman is in the position of having information the CIA wants and the CIA can giving Rodman anything he wants in exchange. That's kind of scary.

It also gives me an idea for a humorous screen play where Rodman stars as an unlikely intelligence agent who can't blend in because he's too tall and covered with freakiness, causing all kinds of problems for the by-the-book veteran he's been attached to.


The CIA has a long histoy of recruiting very famous movie actors etc to be secret agents.  It works as a great cover, while allowing them to travel anywhere and meet anybody.
 
2013-03-04 01:36:00 PM
"There is nobody at the CIA who can tell you more personally about Kim Jong Un than Dennis Rodman, and that in itself is scary," Col. Steve Ganyard, former deputy assistant secretary of state, told ABC.

YUP! People may rightly make mock and riducule the 'weirdness' of the Rodman visit etc BUT the above statement is about as true as it gets which I guess makes it even weirder than everything ything else weird about this entire thing!

It's actually quite amazing actually if you think about it. The best spooks in the world with the best resources in the world  working 24 /7 for decades could not get to do what a former NBA guy did it in 3 days!!! and he didn;t even have to be a spy or play James Bond to do that! LOL
 
2013-03-04 01:38:01 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Amos Quito: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫  It's been a Jong time comin' ...
Goin' to be a Jong time gong... ♫


I once actually saw David Crosby standing on a street corner in Santa Barbara with Stephen Stills' brother Stan.

Did he have his bukkit?



No, he was hatless.
 
2013-03-04 01:43:31 PM

SuperNinjaToad: "There is nobody at the CIA who can tell you more personally about Kim Jong Un than Dennis Rodman, and that in itself is scary," Col. Steve Ganyard, former deputy assistant secretary of state, told ABC.

YUP! People may rightly make mock and riducule the 'weirdness' of the Rodman visit etc BUT the above statement is about as true as it gets which I guess makes it even weirder than everything ything else weird about this entire thing!

It's actually quite amazing actually if you think about it. The best spooks in the world with the best resources in the world  working 24 /7 for decades could not get to do what a former NBA guy did it in 3 days!!! and he didn;t even have to be a spy or play James Bond to do that! LOL


Is your boyfriend a French model?

i3.ytimg.com
 
2013-03-04 01:51:32 PM
The woman in that picture literally seems incapable of making sense of what she is seeing.

"What is that creature!!?"

a57.foxnews.com
 
2013-03-04 01:55:00 PM
Can we put Dennis Rodman in the same category as Jane Fonda/North Vietnam? Or are the parallels insufficient?
 
2013-03-04 01:56:01 PM
The joke for years was than Kim Jong Il looked liked a Korean lesbian. 30 Rock actually got a Korean lesbian (Margaret Cho) to portray him, and startlingly realistically, too.

So who should we get to do Kim Jong Uno?
 
2013-03-04 01:57:08 PM

TheGreatGazoo: FatherChaos: Rodman, who went to North Korea with the Harlem Globetrotters and an HBO camera crew, raved about the dictator, who lives in lavish luxury while most of the people in his nation are starving.

Fair and balanced, right guys?  We're not biased at all!

I don't think too many people with disagree with that statement.


some people might disagree with fox's "fark the poor!" battle cry being a bad thing for best korea, but somehow a good thing for us.
 
2013-03-04 02:00:47 PM
So RiRi has finally had her baby? Chris Brown will be pleased!
 
2013-03-04 02:03:33 PM

rwfan: Kim lived in and went to school in Switzerland for 5-10 years.


And what did that produce?  The cuckoo clock.
blogs.walkerart.org
 
2013-03-04 02:07:15 PM

MBooda: rwfan: Kim lived in and went to school in Switzerland for 5-10 years.

And what did that produce?  The cuckoo clock.
[blogs.walkerart.org image 850x478]


Bravo!  I love that movie.
 
2013-03-04 02:42:22 PM
As a celebrity guest of best Korea, Rodman is surely getting his pick of the kitten.

Having met Rodman and seen him in action in Newport, this is likely enough to get you an endorsement.
 
2013-03-04 03:00:03 PM

EdNortonsTwin: As a celebrity guest of best Korea, Rodman is surely getting his pick of the kitten.

Having met Rodman and seen him in action in Newport, this is likely enough to get you an endorsement.


approves....

content8.flixster.com
 
2013-03-04 03:21:02 PM
Someday, rittlerist Kim shall make threats to filthy imperiarist Americans just rike his father and grandfather.
 
2013-03-04 03:37:23 PM

unitednihilists: FatherChaos: Rodman, who went to North Korea with the Harlem Globetrotters and an HBO camera crew, raved about the dictator, who lives in lavish luxury while most of the people in his nation are starving.


[global.fncstatic.com image 146x158]

Fair and balanced, right guys?  We're not biased at all!

Let me suggest some reading material for you.
[www.csmonitor.com image 600x400]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaechon_internment_camp


On Netflix there is a documentary movie in the Korean foreign section that tells stories about people who escaped from North Korea. As sad as the stories are, it was amazing about what they were willing to go through to gain freedom.
 
2013-03-04 03:37:35 PM
Kim's wife, Ri Sol-ju, was rumored to be pregnant after official photos showed what intelligence analysts said appeared to be a baby bump.

Nice. So there's some overlap between U.S. intelligence analyst and TMZ reporter.
 
2013-03-04 04:00:21 PM

sonorangal: unitednihilists: FatherChaos: Rodman, who went to North Korea with the Harlem Globetrotters and an HBO camera crew, raved about the dictator, who lives in lavish luxury while most of the people in his nation are starving.


[global.fncstatic.com image 146x158]

Fair and balanced, right guys?  We're not biased at all!

Let me suggest some reading material for you.
[www.csmonitor.com image 600x400]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaechon_internment_camp

On Netflix there is a documentary movie in the Korean foreign section that tells stories about people who escaped from North Korea. As sad as the stories are, it was amazing about what they were willing to go through to gain freedom.



also on the Netflix there is a NatGeo special about NK, worth watching if you're interested in NK.  They show a bit of the procession/memorial for Kim Il Sung and the people are hysterical, it's very interesting.
 
2013-03-04 04:04:12 PM
I love how Trump decided to weigh in on the Rodman trip.  If anyone knows something about a used up former basketball playing AW visiting the worlds greatest AWing leader of a failed nation it's the AWing "star" of a crappy reality tv show.  If we're lucky maybe the whole thing will become a reality tv show starring the 3 of them!
 
2013-03-04 05:47:04 PM

Ambitwistor: johnny_vegas: any pics of his wife??

[pixel.nymag.com image 638x425]


Wait, that wasn't her in the picture in the article? O_o
 
2013-03-04 05:55:47 PM

NobleHam: Kim's wife, Ri Sol-ju, was rumored to be pregnant after official photos showed what intelligence analysts said appeared to be a baby bump.

Nice. So there's some overlap between U.S. intelligence analyst and TMZ reporter.


I'm glad that somebody else noticed this.  I lol'd imagining some stern-faced South Korean analysts wearing grey suits sitting around a table trying to determine whether she was pregnant or had just eaten a really big burrito.
 
2013-03-04 07:41:14 PM
So did this put him in a good enough move to allow The Pirate Bay to be hosted in Best Korea?

/Apparently my headline wasn't witty enough to be approved.
 
2013-03-04 07:54:54 PM

PirateFuzzball: So did this put him in a good enough move to allow The Pirate Bay to be hosted in Best Korea?

/Apparently my headline wasn't witty enough to be approved.


Huh. I dunno what's worse, that TPB's managers are so stupid that they think North Korea is the "Republic of Korea" (ROK, also known as South Korea) or that they're shiatty enough people to host/route a website nominally dedicated to internet freedom through such an oppressive country. That is, if your link is accurate. It's almost enough to make me stop using their site to pirate things. Almost.
 
2013-03-04 08:24:10 PM

cgraves67: It's a girl; doesn't count. Send her to finishing school and marry her out.


Wouldn't it be funny if the Kim dynasty ends in a lack of male heirs?

/they could get a hundreds years of women, like Russia
 
2013-03-04 08:33:51 PM
Or as Dennis Rodman would say, "birf."
 
2013-03-04 11:15:15 PM

NobleHam: PirateFuzzball: So did this put him in a good enough move to allow The Pirate Bay to be hosted in Best Korea?

/Apparently my headline wasn't witty enough to be approved.

Huh. I dunno what's worse, that TPB's managers are so stupid that they think North Korea is the "Republic of Korea" (ROK, also known as South Korea) or that they're shiatty enough people to host/route a website nominally dedicated to internet freedom through such an oppressive country. That is, if your link is accurate. It's almost enough to make me stop using their site to pirate things. Almost.


I wouldn't be surprised if calling it the ROK was a stipulation for them to be hosted. I suggest reading TorrentFreak's article on why TPB agreed to host down there; it's...intriguing.
 
2013-03-05 02:30:14 AM

HMS_Blinkin: I'm glad that somebody else noticed this. I lol'd imagining some stern-faced South Korean analysts wearing grey suits sitting around a table trying to determine whether she was pregnant or had just eaten a really big burrito.


This is actually pretty common.  In 1993 when an individual shot a bunch of people who were waiting at a light to turn into CIA headquarters, one of the victims was a doctor who worked for the agency evaluating the health of foreign leaders.

So yes, there is a pretty large overlap between some gossip journalists pouring over the latest paparazzi shots, and intelligence workers who do the same thing.
 
2013-03-05 03:46:12 AM

Famous Thamas: FTA:
"There is nobody at the CIA who can tell you more personally about Kim Jong Un than Dennis Rodman, and that in itself is scary," Col. Steve Ganyard, former deputy assistant secretary of state, told ABC.

Wow, just wow.


Because Col. Steve Ganyard, former deputy assistant secretary of state, would A) know the current level of intelligence the CIA has on Kim Jong Un, and B) reveal that in an interview.

Try to keep up.
 
2013-03-05 07:08:26 AM

cgraves67: It's a girl; doesn't count. Send her to finishing school and marry her out.


i'lll marry a 6 year old
 
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