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2013-03-04 11:56:52 AM
So he slowly gains consciousness, and occasionally grunts.

I see.
 
2013-03-04 11:57:15 AM
Reminds me of something my buddy used to say. He told me he was planning to start waking up his five-year-old son in the mornings by blaring an air horn, and then slapping him across the face. Every morning, throughout his childhood, adolescence, and teenage years... BWAAAAAAAHHH -   *SLAP!*

The idea being, someday, he'd get married. And at that point, he'd have to say to his wife, "Hey, listen. This is gonna sound strange, but I need to ask you a favor. I can't really do the whole alarm-clock thing, soooo..."
 
2013-03-04 12:01:50 PM
Day 12 was the only one that made me smile.  The rest were quite lame.
 
2013-03-04 12:11:44 PM
That was far funnier than it should have been.
 
2013-03-04 12:19:20 PM
On day 16 the guy was arrested for murdering his wife.
 
2013-03-04 12:31:43 PM
She better know how to suck dick like a champ for 15 days.
 
2013-03-04 12:34:14 PM
That was really, really stupid.  The bar for greenies has just been lowered... again.
 
2013-03-04 12:38:07 PM
It's really not a good idea to hit a dude awake and into caveman mode.
 
2013-03-04 12:56:25 PM
And if the husband had done that for just one day, he'd be hauled off to jail.
 
2013-03-04 01:03:52 PM

violentsalvation: It's really not a good idea to hit a dude awake and into caveman mode.


Yep, because this is how she'd probably be woken up on Day 16:

i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-04 01:15:03 PM
Would this still be funny if he was smacking her?
 
2013-03-04 01:29:44 PM
I'd take my life into my own hands to do this for even ONE day.
 
2013-03-04 01:29:49 PM

L.D. Ablo: Would this still be funny if he was smacking her?


Yes.  Man up, Nancy.  It's someone being woke up in an amusing manner, not whatever cross you think you're hanging from.
 
2013-03-04 01:33:59 PM
She must have an awesome ass.
 
2013-03-04 01:47:55 PM

The Onion is prophetic: Day 12 was the only one that made me smile.  The rest were quite lame.


Day 11 was better because it was first. Day 12 had the same routine - knew what was coming.
 
2013-03-04 01:49:40 PM
There was an urban legend in the military that they couldn't hold you accountable for anything you did for the first 15 seconds after you were woken up.  That was why they did it with bugles from a distance.

She would definately be within break the neck range.
 
2013-03-04 01:50:37 PM

L.D. Ablo: Would this still be funny if he was smacking her?


Well, since the article says "He asked his wife to wake him with a slap across the face for two weeks and then record the results" so in the reverse situation she would also ask for it...

...actually you make a good point even if she asked for him to do it someone would be extraordinarily butthurt.

But to answer your question, it wasn't really funny to begin with.
 
2013-03-04 02:18:46 PM
He asked for it.....

/liked it when she tickled him into moving his head
//slap!
 
2013-03-04 02:26:35 PM
What did five fingers say to the face?

www.incompetentpictures.com
 
2013-03-04 02:28:53 PM

SkittleBrau: The Onion is prophetic: Day 12 was the only one that made me smile.  The rest were quite lame.

Day 11 was better because it was first. Day 12 had the same routine - knew what was coming.


Maybe it was 11 I smiled at... whichever was the first one where she got him to roll over so she could slap him.
 
2013-03-04 02:37:56 PM

The Onion is prophetic: SkittleBrau: The Onion is prophetic: Day 12 was the only one that made me smile.  The rest were quite lame.

Day 11 was better because it was first. Day 12 had the same routine - knew what was coming.

Maybe it was 11 I smiled at... whichever was the first one where she got him to roll over so she could slap him.


Day 12 and then Day 14.  Both were good.
 
2013-03-04 03:07:40 PM

numbone: She must have an awesome ass.


She must be letting him stick his dick in there as well.
 
2013-03-04 03:12:30 PM
Someone with a poor choice in tatts also has a poor choice in women.

/color me shocked
 
2013-03-04 03:12:59 PM
And for defense exhibit A, my client would like you to look at this video.  See, justifiable homicide.  Case closed.

/the guy had as much reaction as Kate Gosselin's ex husband when that harpy was nagging him throughout the entire Jon+Kate + 8 series.
 
2013-03-04 03:13:13 PM
ITT: People not reading TFA and thinking she's slapping him in the morning just because she wants to be a biatch.
 
2013-03-04 03:18:00 PM
Is this what hipsters do for fun? Is this what it has come to?
 
2013-03-04 03:25:45 PM
I tend to lash out immediately and violently when woken by surprise. Just me?
 
2013-03-04 03:31:16 PM

Cluckity: I tend to lash out immediately and violently when woken by surprise. Just me?


Nope, not just you.
 
2013-03-04 03:35:35 PM

Cluckity: I tend to lash out immediately and violently when woken by surprise. Just me?


No, I am the same way. My brother messed with me once when we were kids and has never done it since. I have destroyed countless alarm clocks.
 
2013-03-04 03:39:53 PM
Ok I laughed. I think it was day 8 where she didn't get a chance to slap him and sounded genuinely disappointed, which makes me wonder what the heck was the point of this.

This would not go over well in my household. There have been times when Missus Bang made a tiny noise at night and I flew out of bed, landed on my feet and was in full battle mode.

I also used to have nightwalking / talking issues. Still do once in a while.

Life is better when I sleep on the couch.
 
2013-03-04 03:45:17 PM
These were consenting adults.
 
2013-03-04 03:52:43 PM
If there was ever a guy I saw and went "dude, that's totally a guy who visits Fark", it's that guy.

Slightly overweight? Check.

Stupid, overly long beard? Check.

Stupid tattoos in dumb places? Check.
 
2013-03-04 03:55:11 PM

Cluckity: I tend to lash out immediately and violently when woken by surprise. Just me?


Show on the doll where the bad man touched you.
 
2013-03-04 03:58:04 PM

AgentBang: Life is better when I sleep on the couch.


That's what she said.
 
2013-03-04 04:13:28 PM
The lady's lucky she had a patient husband.  Since it seems like he was in on it too can't have too much sympathy.  Better on is after this in the menu where the exmarine cop slaps an Army soldier who was upset he had to wait for the police to show up to take care of a domestic dispute.
 
2013-03-04 04:14:12 PM
Gee with all those ugly tats she should hit him harder and more often.
 
2013-03-04 04:38:35 PM
I figured she would end up slapping him harder as the days go and even slapping him when he was clearly awake.
 
2013-03-04 04:54:55 PM

AgentBang: This would not go over well in my household. There have been times when Missus Bang made a tiny noise at night and I flew out of bed, landed on my feet and was in full battle mode.


Wouldn't work here either, I tend to do the same. I tell the kids to call my name from the door, DO NOT touch me when asleep.
 
2013-03-04 05:00:09 PM

Kurmudgeon: AgentBang: This would not go over well in my household. There have been times when Missus Bang made a tiny noise at night and I flew out of bed, landed on my feet and was in full battle mode.

Wouldn't work here either, I tend to do the same. I tell the kids to call my name from the door, DO NOT touch me when asleep.


Jeez....PTSD much?
 
2013-03-04 05:30:22 PM
Yeah, that would have lasted about two days for me, after the second wake up that video would have turned ugly.
 
2013-03-04 05:47:50 PM
i had two people decide they were going to wake me up 'rough' when i was stationed afloat. i had a rep as a heavy sleeper/slow waker(gained after a long patrol of double 4-8 watches but hey who cares yeah?).

the first was a so-called hurricane wakeup. throw open the curtains, grab individual, start shaking them back and forth in their bunks like mad.  i was top rack at the time.

my response: i had my back to the opening and basically snapped an elbow at the fellow's face(drew up short instead of getting him in the nose). turned over to see a quite frightened looking non-rate(deckforce i think) and said 'you don't need to do anything special. i wake easy when i'm not exhausted.'  hilarity was seeing the reaction on the BM1's face when he confronted me about elbowing his guy and i explained the entirety of what went down, not that mean ET3 hit someone...

the second time, was, thankfully, not for watch or any other purpose and was in-port. one of the engineers arrived back on the boat drunk and figured he needed me to have fun or loosen up or something. so he stumbles into ops berthing and reaches in(i had moved to middle rack at this point) and slaps my face. i got the story later from one of the other engineering guys who was following him to berthing(to make sure he got into bed and wasn't a jackass).  apparently i reacted to ol 'rummy's slap by snapping out a beauty of a straight punch that bounced him off the lockers behind him and put him on the deck out cold.  being quite tired i never really woke up. i only found out at breakfast the next day when i remarked on why my hand hurt.

my wife has yet to slap me awake but she just does the nudge thing if i'm hard to rouse.

funny was when she let me fall asleep on the couch while she watched i think it was... deep crimson/crimsontide/genehackmanwantstonuketherusskies.. and they hit the general alarm. to my wife's shock i was up, on my feet and headed god knows where before i was fully awake when that sound started.

my alarm clock now has a really good imitation of the general alarm used on most ships.
 
2013-03-04 06:14:32 PM

Kurmudgeon: AgentBang: This would not go over well in my household. There have been times when Missus Bang made a tiny noise at night and I flew out of bed, landed on my feet and was in full battle mode.

Wouldn't work here either, I tend to do the same. I tell the kids to call my name from the door, DO NOT touch me when asleep.


Jesus Christ, remind me never to wake you up with a morning BJ.
 
2013-03-04 06:17:06 PM

DeltaPunch: Jesus Christ, remind me never to wake you up with a morning BJ.


What are those?

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2013-03-04 06:30:57 PM

DeltaPunch: Kurmudgeon: AgentBang: This would not go over well in my household. There have been times when Missus Bang made a tiny noise at night and I flew out of bed, landed on my feet and was in full battle mode.

Wouldn't work here either, I tend to do the same. I tell the kids to call my name from the door, DO NOT touch me when asleep.

Jesus Christ, remind me never to wake you up with a morning BJ.


why? he's the one who'd prolly tear his dick off from excessive melodramatic freakout.
 
2013-03-04 07:13:48 PM

sasbazooka: Is this what hipsters do for fun? Is this what it has come to?


Yes. Someone made a silly video and put it on the internet. This entirely new phenomenon signals the completion of society's wholesale decline.
 
2013-03-04 07:23:04 PM
Uhm... WTF was this NSFW two clicks away?
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

NTTATWWT.
 
2013-03-04 07:24:25 PM
Never mind, I had another tab opened from the gymnast video a couple of links down.
But. Holy god, I let the kids watch You Tube.
 
2013-03-04 07:53:06 PM
Every time I see a video like this, I imagine the following conversation starter between the "stars": "Sure, we're a couple of no-talent assclowns, but I bet I know a way we can become BIG STARS on that there Internet thing..."
 
2013-03-04 08:10:31 PM

buttery_shame_cave: why? he's the one who'd prolly tear his dick off from excessive melodramatic freakout.


Nah, the only dick is you.
 
2013-03-04 08:53:20 PM
I pictured Peter Griffin after the 'breakfast-making-machine' shoots him

OW!  WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT??!?
 
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