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(NPR)   Cardinals can't agree when to start conclave, still trying to live down the embarrassment of losing to the Giants in last year's NLCS   (npr.org) divider line 17
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2013-03-04 12:04:17 PM
4 votes:

Gifted Many Few: I'm surprised they didn't put a temp pope in there in this type of situation. Millions of Catholics have no idea if they are supposed to persecute gays yet.


A pinch hitter?
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-03-04 04:15:07 PM
2 votes:

Nightsweat: Typical Cards fan. More obsessed with the Cubs than his own team.


Typical Cubs fan. Shiat-for-brains imbecile living in a fantasy world with no grasp on reality.
2013-03-04 12:30:38 PM
2 votes:
Pope La Russa has a nice ring to it.
2013-03-04 12:26:17 PM
2 votes:
College of Cardinals think they are all that...like they could play in the SEC.  Alabama would decimate them, they are small on the O line and have no pass rush.
2013-03-04 12:05:29 PM
2 votes:
The Conclave is where the Pitchers and Catchers meat.
2013-03-04 11:59:25 AM
2 votes:
Those wacky Cardinals do love the Altar Boys of summer . . .
2013-03-04 09:09:54 PM
1 votes:

SwiftFox: Why'd they name them after those birds anyway?


Probably the same reason roman gods were named after planets.
2013-03-04 04:23:47 PM
1 votes:

leftyguitar: If only there were some authority figure who could intercede, some... "higher power" if you will, who could settle this dispute, some omnicient being that...

/you get where this is going


Vince McMahon?
2013-03-04 04:05:13 PM
1 votes:
If only there were some authority figure who could intercede, some... "higher power" if you will, who could settle this dispute, some omnicient being that...

/you get where this is going
2013-03-04 01:40:15 PM
1 votes:
It's not clear how much the cardinals want to overhaul.

"A lot of things really need a change, and we need a wind of change," says theologian Hans Kung, a former colleague and later antagonist of Benedict XVI. He points to the dwindling number of faithful and priests, the need for a greater women's presence in the church and revised sexual ethics.


I don't think they need to change much - of course, they would dearly love to have anyone that used to be a Carpenter.

But bringing women into the  dugout?  Not so sure about that at all.

Sexual ethics?  Wow, I mean just....wow!

I must have missed that Benedict kid - does he play for Memphis?

I don't know how many priests attend their games, but I don't know about dwindling numbers of faithful - I think they still had great attendance last year.

It's like this guy doesn't really know that much about baseball - but I knew they were cooked last year when I saw black smoke coming out of the clubhouse - popcorn was DEFINITELY burned....
2013-03-04 01:26:01 PM
1 votes:
I still say that they should put all the Cardinals in a room and let them fight to the death.  The last one living lights the fire and is declared the new pope.
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-03-04 12:24:29 PM
1 votes:
Can't be a Cubs fan. They've completely forgotten that baseball can be played in October.
2013-03-04 12:19:00 PM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: was imagining a room deep within the heart of the Vatican, lit only by candles, ancient stone floors, intricate stained glass, and a faraway vaulted ceiling covered in murals and stained with centuries of candle and incense smoke.


That sounds like Charlie Sheens bedroom
2013-03-04 12:12:08 PM
1 votes:
When my parish votes this Satuday, I'm selecting Joe Biden.
2013-03-04 12:09:58 PM
1 votes:
They should know better than to start conclave.  They should always start convlex.
2013-03-04 12:00:47 PM
1 votes:
I'm surprised they didn't put a temp pope in there in this type of situation. Millions of Catholics have no idea if they are supposed to persecute gays yet.
2013-03-04 11:59:03 AM
1 votes:
Why'd they name them after those birds anyway?
 
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