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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   "Contestant Number One, what is the strangest place your girlfriend has hidden hypodermic needles?" "Uh, that would be in the butt, Bob"   (wpbf.com) divider line 27
    More: Florida, orifices, prosthetic leg, girlfriend  
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2013-03-04 12:48:37 PM
Well that doesn't sound sterile.
 
2013-03-04 12:49:09 PM
And bizarrely enough, she's actually almost cute, in a redneck crackwhore sort of way.
 
2013-03-04 12:51:42 PM
What what?
 
2013-03-04 12:52:30 PM

squidgod2000: What what?


oarenj.com
 
2013-03-04 12:57:40 PM
a deputy who initiated a traffic stop on a car without brake lights found cocaine in a man's prosthetic leg.

static.guim.co.uk

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-03-04 01:00:20 PM

squidgod2000: What what?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-04 01:05:57 PM
I'm guessing the brake lights were working before the stop.
 
2013-03-04 01:07:38 PM
a deputy who initiated a traffic stop on a car without brake lights found cocaine in a man's prosthetic leg.

Lucky for him, Durant was busy with Darkman.
 
2013-03-04 01:15:33 PM
There is a fetish image to go with this headline, but I don't want to see that again so find it yourselves. And yeah it's horribly NSFW/L.
 
2013-03-04 01:34:01 PM
The one with the needle up her ass kept yelling watch out for that pothole.
 
2013-03-04 01:40:21 PM
Did she win the appliances?
 
2013-03-04 01:49:06 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-04 01:56:00 PM
I'd have to ask The Rapists, Alex.
 
2013-03-04 02:00:07 PM
Using a classic urban legend for your headline is genius.
 
2013-03-04 02:01:01 PM
how does defective brake lights lead to searching everyone in a car? i don't know, Bob. i don't know.
 
2013-03-04 02:08:19 PM

KrispyKritter: how does defective brake lights lead to searching everyone in a car? i don't know, Bob. i don't know.


That's a good question. Even if they found a reason to arrest one or two of them, it seems unlikely that there could be a reason good enough to strip search everyone. Most of our protections seem to have been reduced to "don't attract any attention in order to avoid violation of your constitutional rights."
 
2013-03-04 02:10:03 PM
www.wisebrother.com

knows about needles in the anoos

/eyebleach needed for GIS tattoo in the anus - my pain, your gain
 
2013-03-04 02:16:35 PM

KrispyKritter: how does defective brake lights lead to searching everyone in a car? i don't know, Bob. i don't know.


The HuffPo article has a bit more background:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/01/alexis-clancey-hides-needle- i n-butt_n_2789700.html

Apparently the guy admitted he had cocaine hidden in his prosthetic leg, and that was likely all they needed to search the rest of them.

How the got to questioning them about drugs in the first place is a good question though.  With as many narcotics as they had on them, perhaps they were using and appeared high, but who knows.
 
2013-03-04 02:19:35 PM

ciberido: Using a classic urban legend for your headline is genius.


How is it an urban legend if its true?
 
2013-03-04 03:23:28 PM

KrispyKritter: how does defective brake lights lead to searching everyone in a car? i don't know, Bob. i don't know.


I'm pretty sure these "one in a million traffic stops" are the cover story for a snitch or an undercover agent tipping off the cops.

As for the story, "buttocks" makes it sound like it was literally implanted into her glutes.  Why don't they say in her rectum?
 
2013-03-04 03:24:30 PM

ciberido: Using a classic urban legend for your headline is genius.


http://youtu.be/A9srPr4Lc6k?t=1m25s
 
2013-03-04 03:37:32 PM

probesport: squidgod2000: What what?


In da butt
 
2013-03-04 03:50:00 PM

Oldiron_79: probesport: squidgod2000: What what?

In da butt


Somehow the wires in my mind got crossed between E.U.'s Da Butt and The Who's Eminence Front at some point long ago, and I can't listen to Eminence Front without singing along 'Do it the Butt' in my head every time they sing 'Eminence Front'
 
2013-03-04 03:50:01 PM

Sgt Otter: KrispyKritter: how does defective brake lights lead to searching everyone in a car? i don't know, Bob. i don't know.

I'm pretty sure these "one in a million traffic stops" are the cover story for a snitch or an undercover agent tipping off the cops.

As for the story, "buttocks" makes it sound like it was literally implanted into her glutes.  Why don't they say in her rectum?


Because it was almost certainly placed between the cheeks, and not in her Anus you fark tard.
 
2013-03-04 05:14:32 PM

Kahabut: Sgt Otter: KrispyKritter: how does defective brake lights lead to searching everyone in a car? i don't know, Bob. i don't know.

I'm pretty sure these "one in a million traffic stops" are the cover story for a snitch or an undercover agent tipping off the cops.

As for the story, "buttocks" makes it sound like it was literally implanted into her glutes.  Why don't they say in her rectum?

Because it was almost certainly placed between the cheeks, and not in her Anus you fark tard.


Drugs found in Florida suspects' orifices, deputies say

Do you know what the word "orifice" means?
 
2013-03-04 05:15:28 PM

fredklein: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 304x232]


The most "bark out loud" moment of television history
 
2013-03-05 12:45:33 AM

LikeALeafOnTheWind: ciberido: Using a classic urban legend for your headline is genius.

How is it an urban legend if its true?


An "urban legend" is not the same thing as a "fictional tale" or an "apocryphal anecdote," although many people mistakenly use the term in that sense (e.g., "That's not true; it's just an urban legend!"). A tale is considered to be an urban legend if it circulates widely, is told and re-told  with differing details (or exists in multiple versions), and is  said to be true. Whether or not the events described in the tale ever  actually occurred is irrelevant to its as an urban legend.

from the site I already linked to
 
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