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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))   Criminal mastermind arrested after leaving his mail at the scene of the crime   (pe.com) divider line 18
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2013-03-04 11:43:18 AM
And now we'll get a bill for his room-and-board, cable TV, gym membership and three meals a day.
 
2013-03-04 11:43:51 AM
He put that envelope under that garbage.
 
2013-03-04 11:43:54 AM
If he was really a criminal mastermind, he'd have left someone else's mail at the crime scene, release states.
 
2013-03-04 11:46:26 AM
But when they got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars, being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it.
 
2013-03-04 11:48:34 AM
I'm sure no one would have noticed the tattoo.
 
2013-03-04 11:49:39 AM

probesport: But when they got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars, being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it.


Win!
 
2013-03-04 11:51:02 AM
Neck tattoos just scream out, "I'm a soulless douche who desperately wants attention but who possess zero talent or ability to procure it!  Pay attention to me anyway!"
 
2013-03-04 11:53:11 AM
I blame society
 
2013-03-04 11:56:37 AM
Chain?
 
2013-03-04 11:58:41 AM
Blues Clues really lowers the bar on this one.
 
2013-03-04 12:04:02 PM
keep letting morans reproduce and the prisons will stay filled with low IQ sad cases that never stood a chance.
 
2013-03-04 12:23:14 PM

KrispyKritter: keep letting morans reproduce and the prisons will stay filled with low IQ sad cases that never stood a chance.


Eugenics.
 
2013-03-04 12:32:41 PM
Mr. T can file this  guy under Criminal Fools.
 
2013-03-04 12:33:49 PM

karnal: I blame society


I blame society for allowing this idiot to breed thus passing on his dumbass genes.
 
2013-03-04 12:47:55 PM

karnal: I blame society


I blame global warming.  Everything else is blamed on it, why not this moron?
 
2013-03-04 01:13:58 PM

PaLarkin: karnal: I blame society

I blame society for allowing this idiot to breed thus passing on his dumbass genes.


This could be a good study.  Follow the kid for a few years and see if the dumbass gene skips a generation.
 
2013-03-04 01:55:37 PM

theaton: PaLarkin: karnal: I blame society

I blame society for allowing this idiot to breed thus passing on his dumbass genes.

This could be a good study.  Follow the kid for a few years and see if the dumbass gene skips a generation.


Get yourself one of those multimillion dollar government grants and look up dumbasses who get into trouble with the law and follow their children to see if they do any better.
 
2013-03-04 05:11:20 PM
done in two.

I can understand you taking my wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell but what do you want my belt for?
 
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