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(The Raw Story)   Conservative news site mocks Ashley Judd for nude scenes   (rawstory.com) divider line 86
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2013-03-04 11:34:33 AM  
Wow. She's not even running for anything yet, and they're already going negative. They must be really scared of her.
 
2013-03-04 11:40:05 AM  
That will certainly lock up the 18-99 male vote. I suspect their next move is a bill demanding Kate Upton always dress like she's in a Jane Austen novel and forcing Victoria's Secret commercials to only feature the latest ankle-length petticoats.
 
2013-03-04 11:45:25 AM  
Did they also mention that Charlton Heston showed his ass in the original "Planet of the Apes"?
 
2013-03-04 11:47:20 AM  
You know how I know you're gay?
 
2013-03-04 11:49:11 AM  
I wish people would focus on the important issues instead of this ridiculous bullshiat.

In other words, where can I find these nude scenes?
 
2013-03-04 11:52:56 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I wish people would focus on the important issues instead of this ridiculous bullshiat.

In other words, where can I find these nude scenes?


... The internet?
 
2013-03-04 11:53:10 AM  
Mocked?  She should be praised for showing us her fine body.
 
2013-03-04 11:56:02 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I suspect their next move is a bill demanding Kate Upton always dress like she's in a Jane Austen novel


I think you underestimate how hot that would actually be.
 
2013-03-04 11:56:43 AM  
FTA: "Ashley Judd is a famous actress, she's an attractive woman and presents herself well and - from what I understand - is articulate," Paul said. "But the thing is she doesn't really represent Kentucky."

Wow. He admits he hasn't heard her speak or heard any quotes from her, but he knows that she doesn't know what she's talking about anyway.
 
2013-03-04 11:57:52 AM  
Yeah mocking her for gracing us with her fine boobies before they were too saggy for us to care is silly. Mocking her because by all reports she is crazier than two badgers in a burlap sack in real life is what you should mock her for.

/I'm a liberal but know a lot of people who work in the pits for Indy Car, to a person they same she just exudes the aura of crazy
 
2013-03-04 12:01:04 PM  

mahuika: FTA: "Ashley Judd is a famous actress, she's an attractive woman and presents herself well and - from what I understand - is articulate,"


Ah, there it is. The preferred GOP backhanded compliment when it comes to minorities, women, and anyone else they stereotypically assume to be intellectually inferior.
 
2013-03-04 12:08:44 PM  
They should be mocking her for dating Wesley Crusher.
 
2013-03-04 12:09:00 PM  
Good work, conservatives.  Way to fight the stereotypes that you're a bunch of repressed closet cases.

And yes, I'm well aware the the DC article is written by a female.  I'm sure that wasn't accidental.
 
2013-03-04 12:09:03 PM  

MaxxLarge: Wow. She's not even running for anything yet, and they're already going negative. They must be really scared of her.


This. She scares the hell out of them. I never thought she could beat McConnell but seeing how they've unloaded on her I'm guessing that their own internals tell them otherwise.

/Republicans offended by women's bodies?
//I'm shocked
///shocked I tell you
 
2013-03-04 12:09:28 PM  
The GOP Establishment wants the Tea Party to focus their ire on Ms. Judd, rather than McConnell.

They don't want him to face a primary challenger that could in all likelihood win the nomination.
 
2013-03-04 12:13:29 PM  

MaxxLarge: mahuika: FTA: "Ashley Judd is a famous actress, she's an attractive woman and presents herself well and - from what I understand - is articulate,"

Ah, there it is. The preferred GOP backhanded compliment when it comes to minorities, women, and anyone else they stereotypically assume to be intellectually inferior.


I like that he can't even straight up say it, too. "from what I understand" triples the condescending quality of "articulate" in that sentence.
 
2013-03-04 12:13:49 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Yeah mocking her for gracing us with her fine boobies before they were too saggy for us to care is silly. Mocking her because by all reports she is crazier than two badgers in a burlap sack in real life is what you should mock her for.

/I'm a liberal but know a lot of people who work in the pits for Indy Car*, to a person they same she just exudes the aura of crazy


With impeccable credentials like that, I'd be a fool to question what you tell us.  You should be appearing on some a them Sunday pundit shows on the teevee, with those Woodward/Bernstein sources you got.

/*if it wasn't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college
 
2013-03-04 12:14:52 PM  
*cough* Scott Brown *cough*
 
2013-03-04 12:16:35 PM  

El Pachuco: NuttierThanEver: Yeah mocking her for gracing us with her fine boobies before they were too saggy for us to care is silly. Mocking her because by all reports she is crazier than two badgers in a burlap sack in real life is what you should mock her for.

/I'm a liberal but know a lot of people who work in the pits for Indy Car*, to a person they same she just exudes the aura of crazy

With impeccable credentials like that, I'd be a fool to question what you tell us.  You should be appearing on some a them Sunday pundit shows on the teevee, with those Woodward/Bernstein sources you got.

/*if it wasn't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college


You're so right. For shame. I've come to expect much better credentials from anonymous commenters on joke news sites.
 
2013-03-04 12:16:41 PM  
They're jumping on the 'Bash-Ashley-Judd' bus so quickly, they don't have anything to actually bash her for, so they're desperate for anything.

The Rand Paul quote was awesome though, I still get a kick out of a politician basically stating that another politician sure seems smart and well-spoken, but that 'smart' and 'well-spoken' don't actually represent her potential voting bloc.
 
2013-03-04 12:18:01 PM  
wow- we care about the wrong stuff in politics. How about- are her ideas
any good? Let's debate her farkin ideas on politics.
 
2013-03-04 12:18:27 PM  

El Pachuco: NuttierThanEver: Yeah mocking her for gracing us with her fine boobies before they were too saggy for us to care is silly. Mocking her because by all reports she is crazier than two badgers in a burlap sack in real life is what you should mock her for.

/I'm a liberal but know a lot of people who work in the pits for Indy Car*, to a person they same she just exudes the aura of crazy

With impeccable credentials like that, I'd be a fool to question what you tell us.  You should be appearing on some a them Sunday pundit shows on the teevee, with those Woodward/Bernstein sources you got.

/*if it wasn't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college


I was pointing out I was a liberal so people would understand I have nothing against her political views. Did not mean to link it to the Indy Car folks I know in that way, that's what I get for typing on my mobile.
To clarify
She's hot
She's liberal
She's crazy
 
2013-03-04 12:19:36 PM  
This is going to help Mr. Skin a lot more than it's going to hurt Ms. Judd.

And no one wants to see turtle tits.
 
2013-03-04 12:19:42 PM  
Please, proceed.
 
2013-03-04 12:19:58 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I wish people would focus on the important issues instead of this ridiculous bullshiat.

In other words, where can I find these nude scenes?



FTA: "Citing Mr.Skin.com, a site that specializes in cataloging celebrity on-screen nudity, Bigler offered an inventory of Judd's nude scenes, saying, "The actress has bared her breasts in several films and has had some raunchy sex scenes in others."

So, probably there.

MaxxLarge: mahuika: FTA: "Ashley Judd is a famous actress, she's an attractive woman and presents herself well and - from what I understand - is articulate,"

Ah, there it is. The preferred GOP backhanded compliment when it comes to minorities, women, and anyone else they stereotypically assume to be intellectually inferior.



I love that quote most for the next bit--apparently attractive, presented well and articulate aren't qualities really represent Kentucky.  I know he explains that she doesn't live there, but the juxtaposition still makes me smile.
 
2013-03-04 12:22:30 PM  
Maybe republicans should grow up a little. I swear it's like they've never seen a boob before.
 
2013-03-04 12:23:56 PM  
To be taken seriously as a politician, an actor has to have appeared alongside a chimpanzee.
 
2013-03-04 12:25:19 PM  
The Daily Caller is really turning it up on Ashley Judd. They did the same thing with Elizabeth Warren.

I wonder if this is an independent editorial decision or if they got the orders from somewhere to focus their attacks on her.
 
2013-03-04 12:26:28 PM  

JerseyTim: The Daily Caller is really turning it up on Ashley Judd. They did the same thing with Elizabeth Warren.

I wonder if this is an independent editorial decision or if they got the orders from somewhere to focus their attacks on her.


How are they funded?
 
2013-03-04 12:29:55 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-03-04 12:30:57 PM  
Face it, Conservatives are just afraid of a strong, intelligent naked Liberal woman!
 
2013-03-04 12:31:49 PM  
You guys are really going to go all out to try and destroy this woman because she has the temerity to run for office.

Please... proceed.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-04 12:33:06 PM  

zappaisfrank: Face it, Conservatives are just afraid of a strong, intelligent naked Liberal woman!


Too true. Hilarious, and true.

/many seek a wide stance
//and a boy much younger.
 
2013-03-04 12:40:36 PM  

zappaisfrank: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x588]



as much as I hate cherry-picked photos of "repubicans" and "democrats," not having Scarlett Johansson in your image is a travesty.
 
2013-03-04 12:42:32 PM  

Stile4aly: You guys are really going to go all out to try and destroy this woman because she has the temerity to run for office.

Please... proceed.


Entertainers should always stay out of politics!

Good thing Ted Nugent and Chuck Norris aren't entertainers.
 
2013-03-04 12:43:25 PM  

JerseyTim: The Daily Caller is really turning it up on Ashley Judd. They did the same thing with Elizabeth Warren.

I wonder if this is an independent editorial decision or if they got the orders from somewhere to focus their attacks on her.


It worked out so well for them last time.
 
2013-03-04 12:44:33 PM  

Lord_Baull: zappaisfrank: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x588]


as much as I hate cherry-picked photos of "repubicans" and "democrats," not having Scarlett Johansson in your image is a travesty.


It may be cherry-picked, but the math supports it.  ALL FEMALES IN HOLLYWOOD ARE LIBERAL*

*Except Angie Harmon, Patricia Heaton and like 15 others.
**Victoria Jackson is not in Hollywood, she is at the Hollywood Grill, trough-feeding.
 
2013-03-04 12:45:10 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: Stile4aly: You guys are really going to go all out to try and destroy this woman because she has the temerity to run for office.

Please... proceed.

Entertainers should always stay out of politics!

Good thing Ted Nugent and Chuck Norris aren't entertainers.


I've never found them entertaining.
 
2013-03-04 12:47:32 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: To be taken seriously as a politician, an actor has to have appeared alongside a chimpanzee.


Or at least another actor dressed up as a chimp.

/Amirite or amirite?
 
2013-03-04 12:48:30 PM  

Lord_Baull: zappaisfrank: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x588]


as much as I hate cherry-picked photos of "repubicans" and "democrats," not having Scarlett Johansson in your image is a travesty.


Well, I didn't want the Dems side to be all Hollywood types, so sacrifices had to be made. You're welcome to do your own version, ya know...
 
2013-03-04 12:49:32 PM  

coeyagi: Lord_Baull: zappaisfrank: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x588]


as much as I hate cherry-picked photos of "repubicans" and "democrats," not having Scarlett Johansson in your image is a travesty.

It may be cherry-picked, but the math supports it.  ALL FEMALES IN HOLLYWOOD ARE LIBERAL*

*Except Angie Harmon, Patricia Heaton and like 15 others.
**Victoria Jackson is not in Hollywood, she is at the Hollywood Grill, trough-feeding.


Angie Harmon did a nude scene, too, as has Janine Turner and Bo Derek, a couple of other so-called Hollywood Republicans..

Hmm..
 
2013-03-04 12:51:47 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: To be taken seriously as a politician, an actor has to have appeared alongside a chimpanzee.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Greg Evigan missed his window of opportunity.
 
2013-03-04 12:54:40 PM  
Does anyone have examples of what an Ashley Judd nude scene would look like?  Before I pass judgment on this attack, I would need to see AJ's complete "body of work".......
 
2013-03-04 12:59:27 PM  

jpo2269: Does anyone have examples of what an Ashley Judd nude scene would look like?  Before I pass judgment on this attack, I would need to see AJ's complete "body of work".......


Nicely toned body, average in the boobies, rockin' little ass. She's done full frontal, too, so there's that...

"Ashley Judd" nude in a Google image search will help, also, once you get past the obvious fakes.
 
2013-03-04 01:00:03 PM  

jpo2269: Does anyone have examples of what an Ashley Judd nude scene would look like?  Before I pass judgment on this attack, I would need to see AJ's complete "body of work".......


Indeed. This thread is useless without direct links to said "body of work"...properly labeled as NSFW, of course.
 
2013-03-04 01:00:56 PM  
Logic, courtesy of Modern Bow-Tie magazine: Acting in simulated sex scenes in a movie is a Senatorial disqualifier, but actually engaging in them with a prostitute (Vitter), or admitting to adultery (McCain) is A-ok.
 
2013-03-04 01:03:24 PM  

Stone Meadow: jpo2269: Does anyone have examples of what an Ashley Judd nude scene would look like?  Before I pass judgment on this attack, I would need to see AJ's complete "body of work".......

Indeed. This thread is useless without direct links to said "body of work"...properly labeled as NSFW, of course.


It is amazing that images of her nudity aren't emblazoned in all of your's mind's eyes.  Obviously not enough knucklechildren have been sacrificed on the alter of Mr. Skin.
 
2013-03-04 01:04:10 PM  
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A politician in the nude? You don't say.
 
2013-03-04 01:04:23 PM  
So, conservatives are adopting a wide stance on Ms. Judd's potential foray into the political arena?
 
2013-03-04 01:05:34 PM  
 
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