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(Yahoo)   Justin Bieber retweets a girl's positive review of his acoustic album. So naturally it's causing outrage amongst the "Belieber" community, and the girl in question is receiving death threats   (uk.news.yahoo.com) divider line 35
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2013-03-04 11:48:40 AM
7 votes:
"I am a Belieber of him since 2009 and he didn't notice me. And you're not even a ******* fan. You get noticed. OMG."

I bet if you cut off his skin and wore it he would totally notice you.
2013-03-04 12:53:42 PM
6 votes:
I have a dream, that one day we can get "Beliebers" and Juggalos together in the same room where they can have a dance fight ala Jets vs the sharks, maybe have a Faygo spraydown......


/alas it would probably end in a slap fight with many a facebook update about the hurt feelings
2013-03-04 12:40:54 PM
6 votes:
socialnewsdaily.com
2013-03-04 11:45:45 AM
5 votes:

Earpj: I wonder what Duran Daran fans would've tweeted were it available in the 80's...


please, please. tell me now!
2013-03-04 11:24:39 AM
5 votes:
Maybe Justin Bieber is like this generation's Ozzy Osborne.

After all, whenever I hear his music I want to go worship Satan and murder kittens.
2013-03-04 01:21:40 PM
4 votes:
If Lord of the Flies had been about girls, it would have been a much shorter book.
2013-03-04 12:55:14 PM
3 votes:

Evil Mackerel: So did he really have his balls removed so his voice wouldn't change?


Yeah, at the same place that removed Richard Gere's gerbil and pumped Rod Stewart's stomach. It's kind of a jack-of-all-trades kind of clinic.
2013-03-04 11:48:14 AM
3 votes:

elvisaintdead: Earpj: I wonder what Duran Daran fans would've tweeted were it available in the 80's...

please, please. tell me now!


What, is there something I should know?
2013-03-04 11:00:21 AM
3 votes:
i52.tinypic.com
2013-03-05 12:42:28 AM
2 votes:

Clint_Torres: What he thinks passes for 'fashion':
[dlisted.com image 445x609]

And just so you know it's him...
 [dlisted.com image 600x900]

Seriously....what is that?


Maybe i'm getting old but that's called "Dropping a deuce...."
2013-03-04 03:56:22 PM
2 votes:

skinink: Bob Dylan laughs manically.


Or maybe he was reciting Shakespeare.  It's impossible to tell for sure.
2013-03-04 01:38:25 PM
2 votes:
alizeran:
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i272.photobucket.com: Biatch, please, I was Belieber before it was popular
2013-03-04 01:04:42 PM
2 votes:
The new lead singer of Journey retweeted a comment about how good he is live.

/csb
2013-03-04 01:04:29 PM
2 votes:

twincamakiko: Earpj: I wonder what Duran Daran fans would've tweeted were it available in the 80's...

Probably that John Taylor is one of the best bass players in rock history, that the band writes some of the most complex pop music in rock history, and that they are all insanely talented.


Yeah no. Nobody cared about that in the 80's, they just wanted to do coke, dance & screw.

/I was there
2013-03-04 12:43:53 PM
2 votes:
So did he really have his balls removed so his voice wouldn't change?
2013-03-04 11:21:03 AM
2 votes:
I think we can safely shift the early indicator of mass murderers and serial killers from "tortured animals" to "Belieber."
2013-03-04 11:12:36 AM
2 votes:
Justin Bieber fans are not music aficionados so much as they are obsessed stalkers with borderline personality disorder.

This is Ric Romero reporting in.
2013-03-04 04:41:58 PM
1 votes:

kid_icarus: I think the lesson is clear here.


Don't listen to Bieber if you want to avoid death threats?
2013-03-04 02:36:40 PM
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: One fan of the 19-year-old pop star wrote: "I am a Belieber of him since 2009 and he didn't notice me. And you're not even a ******* fan. You get noticed. OMG."

Another wrote to Bieber: "U notice her n she's not even a fan. I am but you won't notice me Can anyone hear me crying?"

I wonder if is connected to the "you get a trophy just for participating" phenomenon. It seems the complaint is "I've never done anything worth noting, but you won't notice me! I should be noticed simply for being here (despite being one of millions)!"

Of course, being a "Belieber", when she does do something noteworthy, it'll probably be trying to break into his hotel room armed with a kitchen knife.

'Cos, you know, Belieber.


Nail, head, etc. Multiplied by the "I'm a teenage girl and need to be noticed anyway" phenomenon. That age-group already has a dire need to be noticed, and now they've spent their whole lives being told 'O yes, you are so special and noteworthy and here's your trophy because you're here!" and they can't figure out why they can't have their very own Justin Bieber to sit on the shelf with the rest of that worthless dross.
2013-03-04 02:34:48 PM
1 votes:

omgbears: Female sexuality is very different from male sexuality. While men are more visual and like to wank to pictures and fantasize mostly about the sexy, women tend to fantasize about the relationship around the sexy. Hence obsessive Beiber fans and shiatty vampire romance novels. (source: A Billion Wicked Thoughts)


I think that explains the backlash from the Bieber fans. Their fantasy is to have their idol suddenly notice them and bless them with attention (same fantasy in Twilight and 50 Shades). Even though it's just a retweet, they had to sit there and watch their fantasy happen to someone who wasn't even a fan.

To frame it for a 13-year-old male perspective, it would be like finding out that the hot English teacher I had a crush on showed her boobs to my best friend, who didn't even like her.
2013-03-04 02:27:00 PM
1 votes:
For a second there I almost thought I gave a shiat about what teenage girls are saying on Twitter about Justin Bieber. Turns out it was just gas.

//seriously, that's like a trifecta of "who gives a fark?"
2013-03-04 02:12:35 PM
1 votes:

Earpj: I wonder what Duran Daran fans would've tweeted were it available in the 80's...


I'll be more curious about NKOTB fans.
2013-03-04 01:19:44 PM
1 votes:

Pribar: I have a dream, that one day we can get "Beliebers" and Juggalos together in the same room where they can have a dance fight ala Jets vs the sharks, maybe have a Faygo spraydown......


/alas it would probably end in a slap fight with many a facebook update about the hurt feelings


Rule 34, dude.
2013-03-04 01:13:26 PM
1 votes:
Lipspinach:
Yeah no. Nobody cared about that in the 80's, they just wanted to do coke, dance & screw.

/I was there


Not 12/13 yr old girls. My brothers used to delight in talking about how badly Duran Duran sucked. They knew how to piss me off.
2013-03-04 12:57:39 PM
1 votes:

Earpj: I wonder what Duran Daran fans would've tweeted were it available in the 80's...


Probably that John Taylor is one of the best bass players in rock history, that the band writes some of the most complex pop music in rock history, and that they are all insanely talented.
2013-03-04 12:56:51 PM
1 votes:
I've often wondered what it would be like to be crazy famous but hate your fans.

I wonder what Cobain would say.

/somebody get a mop?
2013-03-04 12:56:12 PM
1 votes:
What is it with teenage girls obsessing over singers?  I'm sure there are some teenage boys that get obsessed, too, but it seems to be primarily a girl thing.

I think it's because statistically, girls don't "learn" to masturbate effectively until they are older. 13-year-old boys can watch a Katy Perry video, rub one out, and get on with their lives. But 13-year-old girls just get more and more frustrated. It's sad, really.
2013-03-04 12:54:52 PM
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: Maybe Justin Bieber is like this generation's Ozzy Osborne.

After all, whenever I hear his music I want to go worship Satan and murder kittens.


popcultureperversion.files.wordpress.com
/jk
//sorry
///funnied
2013-03-04 12:51:52 PM
1 votes:
Hey Justin, have you ever heard of Selena?

Yo, I dated her, dawg.

No, no. I'm talking about the Mexican pop sensation who was stabbed to death by the president of her fan club back when you were a kid.

Um, no.

There migth be a lesson there.
2013-03-04 12:51:40 PM
1 votes:
I mean, seriously, I could only get through about 20 seconds of BABY BABY BABY OH BABY before my ears started to bleed.  That's some weapons-grade suckage right there.
2013-03-04 12:49:36 PM
1 votes:

skinink: Bob Dylan laughs manically.


I did come into this threed for the "Dylan Goes Electric" reference. Thankeee.
2013-03-04 12:49:32 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like a normal reaction from a cult
2013-03-04 12:39:22 PM
1 votes:
Bob Dylan laughs manically.
2013-03-04 11:51:22 AM
1 votes:
Wait, Bieber knows what a guitar is?  I find that unlikely.
2013-03-04 11:01:52 AM
1 votes:

kid_icarus: I think the lesson is clear here.


Teenage girls are b*tches?
 
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