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(Yahoo)   Justin Bieber retweets a girl's positive review of his acoustic album. So naturally it's causing outrage amongst the "Belieber" community, and the girl in question is receiving death threats   (uk.news.yahoo.com) divider line 126
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2013-03-04 04:46:28 PM

cgraves67: Hey Justin, have you ever heard of Selena?

Yo, I dated her, dawg.

No, no. I'm talking about the Mexican pop sensation who was stabbed shot to death by the president of her fan club back when you were a kid.

Um, no.

There migth be a lesson there.


FTFY.  Hard to believe it's been almost 19 years since that happened.

It's positively frightening to watch teenage fangirls now.  Many of them honestly believe that somehow, some way, they're going to get with the object of their desire and if ANYTHING gets in their way they go ballistic.
 
2013-03-04 04:48:07 PM

Coming on a Bicycle: Gyrfalcon: ArcadianRefugee: One fan of the 19-year-old pop star wrote: "I am a Belieber of him since 2009 and he didn't notice me. And you're not even a ******* fan. You get noticed. OMG."

Another wrote to Bieber: "U notice her n she's not even a fan. I am but you won't notice me Can anyone hear me crying?"

I wonder if is connected to the "you get a trophy just for participating" phenomenon. It seems the complaint is "I've never done anything worth noting, but you won't notice me! I should be noticed simply for being here (despite being one of millions)!"

Of course, being a "Belieber", when she does do something noteworthy, it'll probably be trying to break into his hotel room armed with a kitchen knife.

'Cos, you know, Belieber.

Nail, head, etc. Multiplied by the "I'm a teenage girl and need to be noticed anyway" phenomenon. That age-group already has a dire need to be noticed, and now they've spent their whole lives being told 'O yes, you are so special and noteworthy and here's your trophy because you're here!" and they can't figure out why they can't have their very own Justin Bieber to sit on the shelf with the rest of that worthless dross.

Teenage girls need to be noticed because they are insecure. Noticing them alleviates the insecurity. They are insecure because a lot is happening to them - they cannot rely on trusted mechanisms to deal with their body or their surroundings anymore. Cut them some slack.

/Got a few daughters


Screw that. My motto is to ignore, belittle and otherwise mistreat as much as the law can allow for any teen. Drive them to the brink of total collapse. If they survive then they might actually one day be worth something.  It's a culling process. Gets rid of the weak.
 
2013-03-04 04:48:11 PM
Hormones - they're a helluva drug.
 
2013-03-04 04:49:41 PM

Pribar: I have a dream, that one day we can get "Beliebers" and Juggalos together in the same room where they can have a dance fight ala Jets vs the sharks, maybe have a Faygo spraydown......


/alas it would probably end in a slap fight with many a facebook update about the hurt feelings


Well - we could have them do the "Harlem Shake".
 
2013-03-04 05:13:57 PM
Every time I see the word "belieber" I think of her for some reason.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com


/do you be-LEEEEEEEEEEVE in life after love?
//after love?
///after love?
 
2013-03-04 05:22:33 PM
The Talibieberban?
 
2013-03-04 05:25:21 PM

Magnanimous_J: Another wrote to Bieber: "U notice her n she's not even a fan. I am but you won't notice me Can anyone hear me crying?"


This one kinda gives me the creeps. She isn't saying, "I wish you would notice me," not "you didn't notice me," it's "You won't notice me." It implies that not noticing her is a continued failure of action on Bieber's part.


Agreed.  Creepy is right.  It's like when people complain about not getting headlines greenlit.  It's embarrassing, sad, and uncomfortable for everyone involved.  Especially when they start trotting out "evidence".
 
2013-03-04 05:29:32 PM
There's no denying these kids are kooky, and they do seem to have some psychopathic tendencies, but they are just kids.  This strange phase of theirs will be looked back on and laughed at.  When I see guys not uderstanding these behaviors, I think back to their idiotic behaviors that they actually pulled off that could have resulted in someone's death/loss of limb/etc. that teen boys do that teen girls do not understand.  Watch some episodes of Tosh.0, and you begin wondering how half of all men make it past the age of 25.  Guys beating on each other for no reason, my neighbor being dared to shave his nipple off AND attempting it, my brother jumping from the roof into the swimming pool just barely missing the concrete around it (several times), the list goes on.
 
2013-03-04 05:41:22 PM
Who wins when Bieber fans and attacking Bieber fans.....

We all do.
 
2013-03-04 05:42:03 PM
are*
 
2013-03-04 06:06:42 PM
kid_icarus: I think the lesson is clear here.

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-04 07:58:53 PM
What he thinks passes for 'fashion':
dlisted.com

And just so you know it's him...
 dlisted.com

Seriously....what is that?
 
kth
2013-03-04 08:39:00 PM

Lipspinach: Earpj: Lipspinach:

Gotcha. I was still playing in punk bands back then, so I didn't appreciate them. Came with the territory.
Love'em now.

Have ya read John Taylor's bok? Quite good, actually.

Nope, didn't know he wrote one, but I'll pick it up, thanks!


It is good. But what I was going to post about from that book is sort of offhand references references to the gaggle of girls who used to just camp out at his house.  They would be there long enough that they became recognizable to John. Suddenly, I feel much less creepy having had a picture of him from tiger beat on my wall.

As the prime target audience (12 yo girl in 1984), I absolutely didn't realize that they were actually great musicians until I was older and started listening to more varied music.
 
2013-03-04 09:23:28 PM
I love Duran Duran.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-04 10:35:14 PM

kid_icarus: I think the lesson is clear here.


Sure is.

My niece is never going to listen to music when she gets older.
 
2013-03-05 12:42:28 AM

Clint_Torres: What he thinks passes for 'fashion':
[dlisted.com image 445x609]

And just so you know it's him...
 [dlisted.com image 600x900]

Seriously....what is that?


Maybe i'm getting old but that's called "Dropping a deuce...."
 
2013-03-05 01:10:23 AM

Evil Mackerel: So did he really have his balls removed so his voice wouldn't change?


That explains the saggy-bottom pants the other day, those stitches need air. Caution: Fresh Taint Drying.
 
2013-03-05 01:19:02 AM

realmolo: What is it with teenage girls obsessing over singers?  I'm sure there are some teenage boys that get obsessed, too, but it seems to be primarily a girl thing.

I think it's because statistically, girls don't "learn" to masturbate effectively until they are older. 13-year-old boys can watch a Katy Perry video, rub one out, and get on with their lives. But 13-year-old girls just get more and more frustrated. It's sad, really.


Just remember, it's against the law to offer to teach girls how. Or so I've been told. Repeatedly.
 
2013-03-05 01:23:49 AM

Electrify: The new lead singer of Journey retweeted a comment about how good he is live.

/csb


WHAT!?!?!  I BEN A JOURNEIBER SINCE FOREVR AND YOU GET GREENLITED?!?!?!?
 
2013-03-05 01:37:56 AM

Gyrfalcon: ArcadianRefugee: One fan of the 19-year-old pop star wrote: "I am a Belieber of him since 2009 and he didn't notice me. And you're not even a ******* fan. You get noticed. OMG."

Another wrote to Bieber: "U notice her n she's not even a fan. I am but you won't notice me Can anyone hear me crying?"

I wonder if is connected to the "you get a trophy just for participating" phenomenon. It seems the complaint is "I've never done anything worth noting, but you won't notice me! I should be noticed simply for being here (despite being one of millions)!"

Of course, being a "Belieber", when she does do something noteworthy, it'll probably be trying to break into his hotel room armed with a kitchen knife.

'Cos, you know, Belieber.

Nail, head, etc. Multiplied by the "I'm a teenage girl and need to be noticed anyway" phenomenon. That age-group already has a dire need to be noticed, and now they've spent their whole lives being told 'O yes, you are so special and noteworthy and here's your trophy because you're here!" and they can't figure out why they can't have their very own Justin Bieber to sit on the shelf with the rest of that worthless dross.


When cryogenic living freeze/thaw is perfected, it will be used on teenagers first. Same with time travel and transporters.

/Well, second; war is always first.
//Well, third; war then porn then relocating teenagers.
 
2013-03-05 01:43:56 AM

traylor: kid_icarus: I think the lesson is clear here.

Don't listen to Bieber if you want to avoid death threats wishes?


Fixed. You're welcome.
 
2013-03-05 03:36:02 AM

foxyshadis: Do you know the way to Mordor: ArcadianRefugee:

Of course, being a "Belieber", when she does do something noteworthy, it'll probably be trying to break into his hotel room armed with a kitchen knife.

I can see this happening to Justin Bieber if it ever gets out (at the time it is happening) that he is actually attracted enough to a lady that he invites her up to his hotel room for a bit of the old rumpy pumpy.

"It was as if millions of teenage girls suddenly cried out in anguish and were suddenly slienced"

His fanbase should already know that he has a thing for older women, as fark headlines have attested....


Maybe Justin realises that his fan base are intellectual lightweights with nothing of substance to talk about, and he wants to be with a REAL woman on his dates.
 
2013-03-05 04:01:52 AM

gilgigamesh: Maybe Justin Bieber is like this generation's Ozzy Osborne.

After all, whenever I hear his music I want to go worship Satan and murder kittens.


Sounds like you really, really like his "music"!
 
2013-03-05 04:29:23 AM

Marisyana: almost 19 years since that happened.


Well, now I just feel old.
 
2013-03-05 05:47:21 AM
In the awesome words of Eddie Spaghetti, "One more..."
i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 12:07:25 PM
Ah, more mindless celebrity worship.

Vapid fools.
 
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