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2013-03-04 11:52:02 AM
7 votes:
Just because someone heard Michelle Obama scream OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD from the Presidential bedroom does not mean that Barack is setting himself up to usurp the Almighty.
2013-03-04 11:42:20 AM
7 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

www.cdadc.com
2013-03-04 12:36:03 PM
5 votes:
If I were Obama, I'd never be able to resist farking with these people. I would make odd hand gestures during press conferences and arrange getting "caught" wearing a black hooded robe and a strange amulet and then explain it away as a new kind of jogging apparel. Or I'd have a scary looking grove of gnarled trees planted at the white house and have a fog machine occasionally turned on at night. I would say it was an apple orchard growing organic fruit for local public school kids.


And I would end every television appearance with me staring unblinking into the camera for 15 seconds like the hypnotoad.
2013-03-04 11:34:16 AM
5 votes:
Enough of this nonsense.

Overlord Obama! I beseech you: Declare yourself!

Order us, your dusky loyal mindslaves, to smite the nonbelievers!

Now have Michelle Malkin brought before me. I shall... enjoy her before she is sent to the camps.
2013-03-04 11:53:23 AM
4 votes:
The name Lucifer comes from the ancient Greek:  Bringer of Light.

pixel.nymag.com

It's obvious.  President Obama is the Anti-Derp.
/Run for the hills!
2013-03-04 11:46:44 AM
4 votes:
POTATO IT OUT
2013-03-04 11:44:22 AM
4 votes:
I love this picture so much because I'm virtually certain whoever made it was 100% serious and completely devoid of irony.

i46.tinypic.com
2013-03-04 11:39:26 AM
4 votes:
See, this is why America needs a stronger mental health care system.
2013-03-04 11:51:29 AM
3 votes:
I know I've got my fingers crossed that all this time I've spent studying sharia law and gun confiscation are going to pay off big time.
2013-03-04 11:46:51 AM
3 votes:
Jesus Hussein Christ. It kinda has a ring to it.
2013-03-04 11:46:26 AM
3 votes:

Dwight_Yeast: Would it be morally wrong if we rounded up and persecuted people who really want to be rounded up and persecuted?

It would be like beating a masochist, right?  After all, it's what they really want.


I am a sadist. When a masochist asks me to beat them, I say "No."
2013-03-04 11:44:09 AM
3 votes:
Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.


I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!
2013-03-04 11:42:12 AM
3 votes:
What if, and I'm just spitballing here, Obama kills 38 million people using only a crude rock fashioned into a spearpoint?

I mean, isn't that spooky?
2013-03-04 11:40:09 AM
3 votes:
Now here's a crazy thought, I'm not suggesting that it's going to happen; I'm just saying it's kind of a crazy thought. Suppose that Mr. Obama enters the Temple and declares himself as God. Now, I don't even want to go there today, I think it is too early for that happen but this is starting to get a little spooky, isn't it?

What's starting to get spooky? That thing you just made up just then? Yeah, crazy person thinks crazy thing, real spooky.
2013-03-04 01:07:46 PM
2 votes:

Magnanimous_J: And I would end every television appearance with me staring unblinking into the camera for 15 seconds like the hypnotoad.


i46.tinypic.com

/ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBAMA.
2013-03-04 12:02:47 PM
2 votes:

Dimensio: mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!

I have considered the logistics of creating a list of fictional individuals and families, and presenting it as a list of individuals who have "disappeared" during President Obama's terms in office. I would be interested in learning the extent to which the list was repeated by individuals who believed it to be a serious compilation.


Do it!

"Now, I'm not saying that 0bama has been using above-top-secret technology to cause localized mini-earthquakes that can cause the earth to literally open up and devour his enemies...

But do you know that guy in Florida who got swallowed up in a sinkhole?

His name was Jeff Bush.

You do realize that one of the presumed frontrunners for the 2016 presidential election is Jeb Bush, former Florida governor, and the son and brother of the former President Bushes?

Maybe somebody just missed their intended target.  Maybe.  I'm not directly accusing 0bama of murdering his political enemies.  I'm just asking questions."
2013-03-04 12:02:13 PM
2 votes:
I'm going to reserve judgment until I hear what Ted Nugent's soaring compound bow of freedom has to say about this.
2013-03-04 11:54:50 AM
2 votes:
I declare myself GOD.

/beat Obama too it
//no backsies
2013-03-04 11:54:43 AM
2 votes:
I kind of want Obama to really be the christian messiah just for the sake of hearing the crazy reasons fundamentalists come up with to deny his divinity in the face of the actual, undeniable miracles he performs.
2013-03-04 11:54:20 AM
2 votes:
And in that year, on the final day of the second month, did the black beast arise from the city in the swamp, and he did look over the land and deem it unworthy. On that day, the GREAT FARTENING began, and there was much wailing and holding of noses.
2013-03-04 11:48:22 AM
2 votes:

alltim: Jesus Hussein Christ. It kinda has a ring to it.


But only if you say it like this:

Jesus HOO-sayn Christ!
2013-03-04 11:48:00 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-04 11:36:43 AM
2 votes:
In before the "Well that one time on Daily Kos they sure went tin-foily.." brigade.
2013-03-04 11:23:23 AM
2 votes:
He even fears that Obama may "declare himself as God" while in Israel, but he noted it is "too early for that happen."

Well, he is on CPT after all.
2013-03-04 06:53:31 PM
1 votes:
I see and hear a lot of crasy working late-night at a gas station, but I recently had a seemingly normal regular go full derp on the barcodes on people. I asked her if she reallly thought it was going to happen, she said,"well, its getting harder to be a christian, and being christian was easier when jesus was around." I laughed. She seemed both smart and normal before. Too bad.
2013-03-04 02:05:56 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: He even fears that Obama may "declare himself as God" while in Israel, but he noted it is "too early for that happen."

Well, he is on CPT after all.


So both the article and subby are liars, huh?

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2013-03-04 01:14:05 PM
1 votes:
Do I have to lay it out for you people?

Hell is described as being hot and fiery. Obama likes his hamburgers with SPICY mustard unlike most good Americans who prefer ketchup. Spicy. As in hot and fiery.

And then there's arugula. You remember Obama's weird obsession with arugula right? Why push that instead of the good old American favorite, iceberg lettuce? Because arugula is described as having a peppery taste. PEPPERY. As in fiery.

Now I'm not so crazy as to say Obama is the Antichrist, but what is with this obsession with demonic foods? You have to wonder.
2013-03-04 12:57:24 PM
1 votes:
IDDQD . . .

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2013-03-04 12:39:30 PM
1 votes:

Dimensio: mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!

I have considered the logistics of creating a list of fictional individuals and families, and presenting it as a list of individuals who have "disappeared" during President Obama's terms in office. I would be interested in learning the extent to which the list was repeated by individuals who believed it to be a serious compilation.


Add some Car Talk names in there.  And Guybrush Threepwood.

Coco LaFemme: So, somebody at a site called Right Wing Watch thinks Obama is emulating the anti-Christ and will declare himself God?  That sounds about right.


Um...Right Wing Watch is a left leaning derp collection site:  they schlep through the derp and bring back "gems" like this to expose them to the light so that the putrid stench drives back the beasts that make them.
2013-03-04 12:31:26 PM
1 votes:
Wouldn't he declare himself to be Allah, not God?
2013-03-04 12:31:23 PM
1 votes:
2013-03-04 12:27:47 PM
1 votes:

Cheron: mahuika: Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.

Doesn't the Bible recommend  a cure for false prophets?


Yes. Deuteronomy 18:20−22. So why is Pat Robertson still alive?
2013-03-04 12:25:51 PM
1 votes:
Oh, scoff if you will. I've read Jack Chick tracts and our pastor has been saying for years that God is a Republican. The super apostate church is closer every day. All references to God are removed from our schools. The New World Order gains power with each passing day! There is a war on Christmas and all things Christian. Children will be taught to turn in their own parents and grandparents for praying if we continue down our current path of electing Godless socialist and Muslim sympathizers.

Israel is God's chosen people. We must continue to support them in ALL endeavors. The Islamist invaded our country on 9-11. Better to fight them there in the Middle East, than on our own soil! Already the United States government wants to fall under the United Nations and is even going to allow Sharia laws in American Muslim communities like Detroit. Why do you think they want to take our guns? So we Christians will be helpless to defend ourselves against an onslaught of tyranny and communism.

We cannot pray in schools. The use of corporal punishment is prohibited and now teachers are afraid in their own classrooms. The homosexual agenda is working to destroy the very fabric of our nation. Abortion on demand and same-sex marriage will mean and end to our society. Only global war which will begin in Israel will save us. Once the Tribulation begins, and the anti-Christ is standing in the Temple of Jerusalem the seventh seal will be broken. Luckily for us true Christians, we will all be raptured prior to the Second Coming of our Lord Jesus Christ as he returns to fight the final battle between the forces of good and evil. God against Satan.

This is what fundamentalist conservative Christians actually believe. Let that all soak in. Study it out.
2013-03-04 12:25:20 PM
1 votes:

unlikely: meat0918: Too late.

Lemy is God.

You may be too old to rock and roll, dude... that movie is like 20 years old.


Did you just insinuate that that movie doesn't hold up to the test of time?

I'm going to STAB YOUR HEAD OFF!
2013-03-04 12:06:40 PM
1 votes:

Surool: Holy sh*t you people are crazy.


millerbrooks.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-04 12:00:16 PM
1 votes:

Dr Dreidel: DRTFA, but how can Obama "enter the Temple" in Israel when it's...kind of a well-known thing that the Romans sacked the shiat out of it ~2,000 years ago.

You also may recall the shiatstorm that spun around an Israeli leader simply taking a walk on the Temple Mount about 12 years ago - Obama may decide to visit the mountain, but I guaran-damn-tee that he won't be making any proclamations thereupon.

// FYI - the "Western Wall" is all that visually remains of the Temple and its surrounding architecture (specifically, it was the Western outer retaining wall of the Temple Mount plaza - and most of what you see at the modern WW plaza was added sometime in the last 200 years)


He'll bring his own temple! They'll airlift it in with some UN black helicopters.

STUDY IT OUT. STUDY IT OOOOOOUT.
2013-03-04 11:59:52 AM
1 votes:

Lord_Baull: With a banner called "Right Wing Watch," I think I'll pass on the link, subby.
I can certainly guess what it says, though.


Not sure if you realize they're watching the Right Wing, rather than being members of the Right Wing that watch.
2013-03-04 11:59:50 AM
1 votes:
a1.s6img.com
2013-03-04 11:59:31 AM
1 votes:

A Dark Evil Omen: AxiomJackson: imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.

Wait... Would that make the GOP Chaos Space Marines or the Orcs?
/Surely not Eldar...

Tyranids.


Hive fleet Elephant!
Emperor, preserve us.
2013-03-04 11:57:51 AM
1 votes:
Has anyone ever noticed that Obama is LEFT-handed? The Latin term for left-handedness is  sinistra. That is the etymological root of the word sinister. And who is the father of lies? SATAN!

Now, I'm not accusing anyone of anything here. I'm just asking questions. But right now the Catholic Church (the Great Whore) is leaderless as Pope Benedict XVI retired recently. According to prophecy, the next Pope will be the greatest and final Pope. He will bring peace and economic prosperity to the world through Satan's powers. What if, and i'm just spitballing here, Obama were to declare himself Pope? He is already the leader of the greatest nation in the world. He is someone who rose up from destitution to take this power. He is smart, handsome, and charismatic. These are the attributes that the BIBLE describes the Beast (Satan) as having and the tools he utilizes to take the throne as God.
2013-03-04 11:56:45 AM
1 votes:

Actual Farking: I kind of want Obama to really be the christian messiah just for the sake of hearing the crazy reasons fundamentalists come up with to deny his divinity in the face of the actual,  undeniable miracles he performs.


You mean, like signing a bill?
2013-03-04 11:56:23 AM
1 votes:
I hope they're right.  The Antichrist might be able to get some bills through Congress.
2013-03-04 11:55:39 AM
1 votes:
Good luck, Turdbama.  You gonna dethrone this guy?  Heh.

cdn.patriotupdate.com
2013-03-04 11:54:21 AM
1 votes:
Wouldn't it be terrifying if Obama fused with a radioactive meteorite and turned into an adamantium-clad flying robot, complete with lasers and missiles?
2013-03-04 11:53:29 AM
1 votes:
Remember kids, Both Sides Are Bad, so vote in the fearmongering folks who will make you shiat your pants so fast that they'll make your monthly underwear budget double by 2020.

//ooh, follow the money.  Do Hanes and Fruit of the Loom give large sums of money to religious assholes?  Potato it out!
2013-03-04 11:49:55 AM
1 votes:
What's the over / under on sekrit mooslim conspiracy for Allah Allah Ackbar Obama to infiltrate the Vatican and
become the next Pope?
2013-03-04 11:49:53 AM
1 votes:
Ctrl+F  for "Messiah."
No hits found. You fail subby.
2013-03-04 11:48:59 AM
1 votes:

mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!


I have considered the logistics of creating a list of fictional individuals and families, and presenting it as a list of individuals who have "disappeared" during President Obama's terms in office. I would be interested in learning the extent to which the list was repeated by individuals who believed it to be a serious compilation.
2013-03-04 11:47:57 AM
1 votes:

johnryan51: How do you do that? Press conference, Speech, tell Bob Woodward? Are there rules?


Just to fark with people, I'd appear to the head bishop of the Mormon Church in a blinding vision.
2013-03-04 11:46:07 AM
1 votes:
What's the difference between God and Obama?

God doesn't think he's Obama

/obligatory
//you may now resume your regularly scheduled derping
2013-03-04 11:44:51 AM
1 votes:
I AM OBAMA THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!  TREMBLE BEFORE ME MORTALS!
2013-03-04 11:43:47 AM
1 votes:

Linux_Yes: compared to that excuse of a president who left the whitehouse in 2008/9, Obama IS God.


deal with it, GOP.  and bow before your Superior.


cdn1.screenrant.com

You hear that Snyder?  Bow before Donner Lester!
2013-03-04 11:41:39 AM
1 votes:
Christianity is a mental disease.

Seriously, remove the context of religion here and explain why this person shouldn't be committed for his own good?
2013-03-04 11:41:02 AM
1 votes:
"While he concluded that Obama may not be the Antichrist"

He probably is, but there's a small chance he might not be.
2013-03-04 11:40:47 AM
1 votes:
compared to that excuse of a president who left the whitehouse in 2008/9, Obama IS God.


deal with it, GOP.  and bow before your Superior.
2013-03-04 11:40:40 AM
1 votes:
How do you do that? Press conference, Speech, tell Bob Woodward? Are there rules?
2013-03-04 11:40:03 AM
1 votes:
Would it be morally wrong if we rounded up and persecuted people who really want to be rounded up and persecuted?

It would be like beating a masochist, right?  After all, it's what they really want.
2013-03-04 11:38:59 AM
1 votes:
Too late.

Lemy is God.
2013-03-04 11:24:05 AM
1 votes:
WTF did I just read?
2013-03-04 11:15:06 AM
1 votes:
Oh good!

So when do we start rounding up nonbelievers? Can we start with Michelle Malkin?
2013-03-04 11:12:52 AM
1 votes:
If it wasn't apparent before, it should be after reading this article: You can't fix stupid.
 
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