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(Right Wing Watch)   Obama set to declare himself GOD, no really   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 32
    More: Fail, President Obama, god, legal brief, end times, Rick Wiles  
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2013-03-04 11:39:26 AM
7 votes:
See, this is why America needs a stronger mental health care system.
2013-03-04 11:38:59 AM
4 votes:
Too late.

Lemy is God.
2013-03-04 11:59:59 AM
2 votes:

Coco LaFemme: So, somebody at a site called Right Wing Watch thinks Obama is emulating the anti-Christ and will declare himself God?  That sounds about right.


I think they actually bring most of the crazy Right Wing stuff to light.  Kind of like a certain farker used to do with Free Republic.
2013-03-04 11:59:52 AM
2 votes:

Lord_Baull: With a banner called "Right Wing Watch," I think I'll pass on the link, subby.
I can certainly guess what it says, though.


Not sure if you realize they're watching the Right Wing, rather than being members of the Right Wing that watch.
2013-03-04 11:53:29 AM
2 votes:
Remember kids, Both Sides Are Bad, so vote in the fearmongering folks who will make you shiat your pants so fast that they'll make your monthly underwear budget double by 2020.

//ooh, follow the money.  Do Hanes and Fruit of the Loom give large sums of money to religious assholes?  Potato it out!
2013-03-04 11:53:23 AM
2 votes:
The name Lucifer comes from the ancient Greek:  Bringer of Light.

pixel.nymag.com

It's obvious.  President Obama is the Anti-Derp.
/Run for the hills!
2013-03-04 11:48:59 AM
2 votes:

mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!


I have considered the logistics of creating a list of fictional individuals and families, and presenting it as a list of individuals who have "disappeared" during President Obama's terms in office. I would be interested in learning the extent to which the list was repeated by individuals who believed it to be a serious compilation.
2013-03-04 11:44:09 AM
2 votes:
Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.


I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!
2013-03-04 11:43:47 AM
2 votes:

Linux_Yes: compared to that excuse of a president who left the whitehouse in 2008/9, Obama IS God.


deal with it, GOP.  and bow before your Superior.


cdn1.screenrant.com

You hear that Snyder?  Bow before Donner Lester!
2013-03-04 11:12:52 AM
2 votes:
If it wasn't apparent before, it should be after reading this article: You can't fix stupid.
2013-03-04 02:05:56 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: He even fears that Obama may "declare himself as God" while in Israel, but he noted it is "too early for that happen."

Well, he is on CPT after all.


So both the article and subby are liars, huh?

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2013-03-04 01:00:22 PM
1 votes:
This is something that drives me batshiat pissy and makes me want to stab a fundie talking about prophecy straight in the eye.  Yeah, issues.  Deal with it.

Ok, let's say that President1 "X"2 is the Anti-Christ.  This is GOOD NEWS, isn't it?  Prophecy is in action and the End Times are near!  We're all gonna go to Heaven!  Well, not you, you atheist scum.3  All this sin and toil and suffering will soon be over!

Of course, there's that whole little thing of the Tribulation for those who didn't get beamed out Raptured, so that sucks, but it's only for 7 years4, then everyone who potatoed it out while being tortured gets to go to Heaven. 5  Never mind that they don't get to buy without the Mark, so presumably the majority of them w/o gardens or other food sources will die out in a few weeks, so it's irrelevant.6

Then there's the Beasts, the killing of the two prophets and war at Megiddo and all sorts of other hoohaw.  Good guys win, aaaand CUT!  All events devoutly to be hoped for, nu?  So let's do it!  Bring on the Eschaton!

But that's not what they want.  They just want their personal preferences to be the only options that are available and to crush their enemies7  Never mind what Jesus said to do regarding their enemies.  No.  Never mind that at all.  Let's just bring in fear and hate and make the unbelievers do what we way they should do, and stop them at all cost.

Yeah.  I'm mad.  fark 'em.

1Side note: Why isn't it ever a Senator, or a Mayor?  Doesn't God keep his prophets up to date on the Big News type of shiat and give them fair warning that the times are a changing?

2yeah, you see what I did there, I was using an algebra concept, piss off.

3Send me $35 for a vial of blessed water I've prayed over an I'll try to put in a good word for you with the Big Guy.  He's kind of busy and all, so no guarantees, but I'll try, for real.

4For various values of 7 years.  I'll field arguments for 3.5 years to about 500 years. (Split Tribulation, Peter, Daniel, etc.)

5A tangential side note pondering here.  I've always wondered if the folks who get to show up later get a different status in Heaven.  I mean, either (A) they didn't believe until the Big Stuff started happening, so they're obviously second class suck-ups, or (B) they got tortured and still believed and got saved, so they're saints, nu?

6Then there's the first three angels with trumpets, which are going to immediately fark up the world's food supply anyway, not to mention Wormwood making water deadly, so weeks may be optimistic.

7Yeah, yeah.  Insert Conan quote here.
2013-03-04 12:25:51 PM
1 votes:
Oh, scoff if you will. I've read Jack Chick tracts and our pastor has been saying for years that God is a Republican. The super apostate church is closer every day. All references to God are removed from our schools. The New World Order gains power with each passing day! There is a war on Christmas and all things Christian. Children will be taught to turn in their own parents and grandparents for praying if we continue down our current path of electing Godless socialist and Muslim sympathizers.

Israel is God's chosen people. We must continue to support them in ALL endeavors. The Islamist invaded our country on 9-11. Better to fight them there in the Middle East, than on our own soil! Already the United States government wants to fall under the United Nations and is even going to allow Sharia laws in American Muslim communities like Detroit. Why do you think they want to take our guns? So we Christians will be helpless to defend ourselves against an onslaught of tyranny and communism.

We cannot pray in schools. The use of corporal punishment is prohibited and now teachers are afraid in their own classrooms. The homosexual agenda is working to destroy the very fabric of our nation. Abortion on demand and same-sex marriage will mean and end to our society. Only global war which will begin in Israel will save us. Once the Tribulation begins, and the anti-Christ is standing in the Temple of Jerusalem the seventh seal will be broken. Luckily for us true Christians, we will all be raptured prior to the Second Coming of our Lord Jesus Christ as he returns to fight the final battle between the forces of good and evil. God against Satan.

This is what fundamentalist conservative Christians actually believe. Let that all soak in. Study it out.
2013-03-04 12:17:20 PM
1 votes:
Does anyone think that we're starting to turn into this?

webspace.webring.com
2013-03-04 11:59:03 AM
1 votes:

mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!


If history is any guide, the next time a Democrat gets the big chair, everybody will be like, "This guy is the Antichrist!  Why can't he be more like Obama? That guy was at least reasonable!"

You know, like they do with Clinton.
2013-03-04 11:59:02 AM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.


D-Day says "YEAH, RIGHT!"

Also: Your village called, they're looking for their fool.
2013-03-04 11:56:15 AM
1 votes:
So, somebody at a site called Right Wing Watch thinks Obama is emulating the anti-Christ and will declare himself God?  That sounds about right.
2013-03-04 11:52:02 AM
1 votes:
Just because someone heard Michelle Obama scream OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD from the Presidential bedroom does not mean that Barack is setting himself up to usurp the Almighty.
2013-03-04 11:51:29 AM
1 votes:
I know I've got my fingers crossed that all this time I've spent studying sharia law and gun confiscation are going to pay off big time.
2013-03-04 11:49:55 AM
1 votes:
What's the over / under on sekrit mooslim conspiracy for Allah Allah Ackbar Obama to infiltrate the Vatican and
become the next Pope?
2013-03-04 11:49:05 AM
1 votes:

mahuika: Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.


Doesn't the Bible recommend  a cure for false prophets?
2013-03-04 11:48:22 AM
1 votes:

alltim: Jesus Hussein Christ. It kinda has a ring to it.


But only if you say it like this:

Jesus HOO-sayn Christ!
2013-03-04 11:48:00 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-04 11:46:44 AM
1 votes:
POTATO IT OUT
2013-03-04 11:44:51 AM
1 votes:
Holy crap - that's some first class right wing Christian fundie whaarrgarbl right there.

/ and that's coming from a right wing Christian
2013-03-04 11:44:22 AM
1 votes:
I love this picture so much because I'm virtually certain whoever made it was 100% serious and completely devoid of irony.

i46.tinypic.com
2013-03-04 11:42:20 AM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

www.cdadc.com
2013-03-04 11:42:12 AM
1 votes:
What if, and I'm just spitballing here, Obama kills 38 million people using only a crude rock fashioned into a spearpoint?

I mean, isn't that spooky?
2013-03-04 11:40:47 AM
1 votes:
compared to that excuse of a president who left the whitehouse in 2008/9, Obama IS God.


deal with it, GOP.  and bow before your Superior.
2013-03-04 11:36:43 AM
1 votes:
In before the "Well that one time on Daily Kos they sure went tin-foily.." brigade.
2013-03-04 11:26:43 AM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WTF did I just read?


America: The Book: Party 2
2013-03-04 11:15:06 AM
1 votes:
Oh good!

So when do we start rounding up nonbelievers? Can we start with Michelle Malkin?
 
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