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2013-03-04 11:54:03 AM  
God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.
 
2013-03-04 11:54:06 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: What if, and I'm just spitballing here, Obama kills 38 million people using only a crude rock fashioned into a spearpoint?

I mean, isn't that spooky?



What if, just ballparkin', what if Oblahma created a healthcare system that forced 65 million people to vote for Him?
 
2013-03-04 11:54:20 AM  
And in that year, on the final day of the second month, did the black beast arise from the city in the swamp, and he did look over the land and deem it unworthy. On that day, the GREAT FARTENING began, and there was much wailing and holding of noses.
 
2013-03-04 11:54:21 AM  
Wouldn't it be terrifying if Obama fused with a radioactive meteorite and turned into an adamantium-clad flying robot, complete with lasers and missiles?
 
2013-03-04 11:54:42 AM  

Cheron: mahuika: Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.

Doesn't the Bible recommend  a cure for false prophets?


That's for *Jewish* false prophets.

White male Protestant false prophets declare "Hallelujah!  God heard the prayers of the faithful and has averted doomsday... for now.  We must continue to be ever vigilant against the schemes of Satan.  Please continue to give generously to support our ministry, or else these evil tidings will surely come to pass."
 
2013-03-04 11:54:43 AM  
I kind of want Obama to really be the christian messiah just for the sake of hearing the crazy reasons fundamentalists come up with to deny his divinity in the face of the actual, undeniable miracles he performs.
 
2013-03-04 11:54:50 AM  
I declare myself GOD.

/beat Obama too it
//no backsies
 
2013-03-04 11:55:23 AM  

Dimensio: mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!

I have considered the logistics of creating a list of fictional individuals and families, and presenting it as a list of individuals who have "disappeared" during President Obama's terms in office. I would be interested in learning the extent to which the list was repeated by individuals who believed it to be a serious compilation.


Too funny

The fact that no one could show that any of the people on your list ever existed will only prove that the list is the real deal.

If you can upload it into the derp in just the right spot it could really take off.
 
2013-03-04 11:55:29 AM  

imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.


Wait... Would that make the GOP Chaos Space Marines or the Orcs?
/Surely not Eldar...
 
2013-03-04 11:55:39 AM  
Good luck, Turdbama.  You gonna dethrone this guy?  Heh.

cdn.patriotupdate.com
 
2013-03-04 11:55:43 AM  

unlikely: meat0918: Too late.

Lemy is God.

You may be too old to rock and roll, dude... that movie is like 20 years old.


Ugh... Don't remind me.

I also remember the tabloid headlines declaring Bill Clinton (and alternatively Hillary) were the Antichrist though.

Sidebars included how flesh eating bacteria was coming for you and your loved ones.

Weird how not much has changed.
 
2013-03-04 11:56:00 AM  

AxiomJackson: imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.

Wait... Would that make the GOP Chaos Space Marines or the Orcs?
/Surely not Eldar...


Tyranids.
 
2013-03-04 11:56:15 AM  
So, somebody at a site called Right Wing Watch thinks Obama is emulating the anti-Christ and will declare himself God?  That sounds about right.
 
2013-03-04 11:56:23 AM  
I hope they're right.  The Antichrist might be able to get some bills through Congress.
 
2013-03-04 11:56:45 AM  

Actual Farking: I kind of want Obama to really be the christian messiah just for the sake of hearing the crazy reasons fundamentalists come up with to deny his divinity in the face of the actual,  undeniable miracles he performs.


You mean, like signing a bill?
 
2013-03-04 11:56:53 AM  

imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.


Needs to be less Roman and more Goa'uld.
 
2013-03-04 11:56:54 AM  

gilgigamesh: Oh good!

So when do we start rounding up nonbelievers? Can we start with Michelle Malkin?


Seriously, I wouldn't give people like her the satisfaction of "rounding them up".  They can stay ignorant while the world passes them by.
 
2013-03-04 11:57:41 AM  

imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.


HE'S A PALADIN?1?!?!

Dammit, I hate pallys. Impossible to kill in PvP.
 
2013-03-04 11:57:51 AM  
Has anyone ever noticed that Obama is LEFT-handed? The Latin term for left-handedness is  sinistra. That is the etymological root of the word sinister. And who is the father of lies? SATAN!

Now, I'm not accusing anyone of anything here. I'm just asking questions. But right now the Catholic Church (the Great Whore) is leaderless as Pope Benedict XVI retired recently. According to prophecy, the next Pope will be the greatest and final Pope. He will bring peace and economic prosperity to the world through Satan's powers. What if, and i'm just spitballing here, Obama were to declare himself Pope? He is already the leader of the greatest nation in the world. He is someone who rose up from destitution to take this power. He is smart, handsome, and charismatic. These are the attributes that the BIBLE describes the Beast (Satan) as having and the tools he utilizes to take the throne as God.
 
2013-03-04 11:57:55 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.


Of Obama and Hitler, which was the one who started a land war in (Eur)Asia?
 
2013-03-04 11:58:27 AM  
DRTFA, but how can Obama "enter the Temple" in Israel when it's...kind of a well-known thing that the Romans sacked the shiat out of it ~2,000 years ago.

You also may recall the shiatstorm that spun around an Israeli leader simply taking a walk on the Temple Mount about 12 years ago - Obama may decide to visit the mountain, but I guaran-damn-tee that he won't be making any proclamations thereupon.

// FYI - the "Western Wall" is all that visually remains of the Temple and its surrounding architecture (specifically, it was the Western outer retaining wall of the Temple Mount plaza - and most of what you see at the modern WW plaza was added sometime in the last 200 years)
 
2013-03-04 11:59:02 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.


D-Day says "YEAH, RIGHT!"

Also: Your village called, they're looking for their fool.
 
2013-03-04 11:59:03 AM  

mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!


If history is any guide, the next time a Democrat gets the big chair, everybody will be like, "This guy is the Antichrist!  Why can't he be more like Obama? That guy was at least reasonable!"

You know, like they do with Clinton.
 
2013-03-04 11:59:31 AM  

A Dark Evil Omen: AxiomJackson: imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.

Wait... Would that make the GOP Chaos Space Marines or the Orcs?
/Surely not Eldar...

Tyranids.


Hive fleet Elephant!
Emperor, preserve us.
 
2013-03-04 11:59:50 AM  
a1.s6img.com
 
2013-03-04 11:59:52 AM  

Lord_Baull: With a banner called "Right Wing Watch," I think I'll pass on the link, subby.
I can certainly guess what it says, though.


Not sure if you realize they're watching the Right Wing, rather than being members of the Right Wing that watch.
 
2013-03-04 11:59:59 AM  

Coco LaFemme: So, somebody at a site called Right Wing Watch thinks Obama is emulating the anti-Christ and will declare himself God?  That sounds about right.


I think they actually bring most of the crazy Right Wing stuff to light.  Kind of like a certain farker used to do with Free Republic.
 
2013-03-04 12:00:05 PM  
Ronald 6
Wilson 6
Reagan 6
 
2013-03-04 12:00:16 PM  

Dr Dreidel: DRTFA, but how can Obama "enter the Temple" in Israel when it's...kind of a well-known thing that the Romans sacked the shiat out of it ~2,000 years ago.

You also may recall the shiatstorm that spun around an Israeli leader simply taking a walk on the Temple Mount about 12 years ago - Obama may decide to visit the mountain, but I guaran-damn-tee that he won't be making any proclamations thereupon.

// FYI - the "Western Wall" is all that visually remains of the Temple and its surrounding architecture (specifically, it was the Western outer retaining wall of the Temple Mount plaza - and most of what you see at the modern WW plaza was added sometime in the last 200 years)


He'll bring his own temple! They'll airlift it in with some UN black helicopters.

STUDY IT OUT. STUDY IT OOOOOOUT.
 
2013-03-04 12:00:37 PM  

Barael's Blade: imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.

HE'S A PALADIN?1?!?!

Dammit, I hate pallys. Impossible to kill in PvP.


At least he's not a Spoony Bard.
 
2013-03-04 12:00:49 PM  

Dr Dreidel: DRTFA, but how can Obama "enter the Temple" in Israel when it's...kind of a well-known thing that the Romans sacked the shiat out of it ~2,000 years ago.

You also may recall the shiatstorm that spun around an Israeli leader simply taking a walk on the Temple Mount about 12 years ago - Obama may decide to visit the mountain, but I guaran-damn-tee that he won't be making any proclamations thereupon.

// FYI - the "Western Wall" is all that visually remains of the Temple and its surrounding architecture (specifically, it was the Western outer retaining wall of the Temple Mount plaza - and most of what you see at the modern WW plaza was added sometime in the last 200 years)


These people wouldn't know biblical "prophesy" if it bit them in the ass.

I'd be willing to bet this same guy has an article somewhere about how Israel is about to tear down the Dome of the Rock and rebuild the Temple.
 
2013-03-04 12:01:33 PM  
Republicans seriously entertain these theories, no really
 
2013-03-04 12:01:35 PM  

Actual Farking: I love this picture so much because I'm virtually certain whoever made it was 100% serious and completely devoid of irony.


The red glow, full moon and long fingernails were a nice touch. Although, the lack of a bat in the background is a little disappointing.
 
2013-03-04 12:01:40 PM  

Dr Dreidel: DRTFA, but how can Obama "enter the Temple" in Israel when it's...kind of a well-known thing that the Romans sacked the shiat out of it ~2,000 years ago.

You also may recall the shiatstorm that spun around an Israeli leader simply taking a walk on the Temple Mount about 12 years ago - Obama may decide to visit the mountain, but I guaran-damn-tee that he won't be making any proclamations thereupon.

// FYI - the "Western Wall" is all that visually remains of the Temple and its surrounding architecture (specifically, it was the Western outer retaining wall of the Temple Mount plaza - and most of what you see at the modern WW plaza was added sometime in the last 200 years)


If he wakes Sharon, he will have fulfilled the raising of the dead prophecy.
 
2013-03-04 12:02:11 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Dr Dreidel: DRTFA, but how can Obama "enter the Temple" in Israel when it's...kind of a well-known thing that the Romans sacked the shiat out of it ~2,000 years ago.

You also may recall the shiatstorm that spun around an Israeli leader simply taking a walk on the Temple Mount about 12 years ago - Obama may decide to visit the mountain, but I guaran-damn-tee that he won't be making any proclamations thereupon.

// FYI - the "Western Wall" is all that visually remains of the Temple and its surrounding architecture (specifically, it was the Western outer retaining wall of the Temple Mount plaza - and most of what you see at the modern WW plaza was added sometime in the last 200 years)

He'll bring his own temple! They'll airlift it in with some UN black helicopters.

STUDY IT OUT. STUDY IT OOOOOOUT.


I think he'll use his patented time machine to visit the Temple pre-Titus.
 
2013-03-04 12:02:13 PM  
I'm going to reserve judgment until I hear what Ted Nugent's soaring compound bow of freedom has to say about this.
 
2013-03-04 12:02:47 PM  

Dimensio: mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!

I have considered the logistics of creating a list of fictional individuals and families, and presenting it as a list of individuals who have "disappeared" during President Obama's terms in office. I would be interested in learning the extent to which the list was repeated by individuals who believed it to be a serious compilation.


Do it!

"Now, I'm not saying that 0bama has been using above-top-secret technology to cause localized mini-earthquakes that can cause the earth to literally open up and devour his enemies...

But do you know that guy in Florida who got swallowed up in a sinkhole?

His name was Jeff Bush.

You do realize that one of the presumed frontrunners for the 2016 presidential election is Jeb Bush, former Florida governor, and the son and brother of the former President Bushes?

Maybe somebody just missed their intended target.  Maybe.  I'm not directly accusing 0bama of murdering his political enemies.  I'm just asking questions."
 
2013-03-04 12:03:54 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Dr Dreidel: DRTFA, but how can Obama "enter the Temple" in Israel when it's...kind of a well-known thing that the Romans sacked the shiat out of it ~2,000 years ago.

You also may recall the shiatstorm that spun around an Israeli leader simply taking a walk on the Temple Mount about 12 years ago - Obama may decide to visit the mountain, but I guaran-damn-tee that he won't be making any proclamations thereupon.

// FYI - the "Western Wall" is all that visually remains of the Temple and its surrounding architecture (specifically, it was the Western outer retaining wall of the Temple Mount plaza - and most of what you see at the modern WW plaza was added sometime in the last 200 years)

If he wakes Sharon, he will have fulfilled the raising of the dead prophecy.


It has already begun.  http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/28/world/meast/israel-sharon-brain-activit y
 
2013-03-04 12:04:36 PM  
Republicans need Obama to start acting like a tyrant and antichrist ASAP, or all of the "bravery" and "patriotism" and "righteousness" they have been displaying for the past four years will be revealed as the anticipatory cowardice it truly is.

I wonder if there is anything in the DSM for that mental construct: The fear of NOT having your cowardice vindicated.
 
2013-03-04 12:04:37 PM  
Holy sh*t you people are crazy.
 
2013-03-04 12:05:31 PM  

JunkyJu: Joe USer: If it wasn't apparent before, it should be after reading this article: You can't fix stupid.

So ... you just wait for his term limit to expire ?


Cute.

By the way, he's the President, he won twice. Two times.  2922 days of your life.
 
2013-03-04 12:06:21 PM  

GardenWeasel: [a1.s6img.com image 600x343]


Ha! I was thinking of Obama as a G'aould when i saw the headline.
(Got Amazon prime recently and rewatched parts of the series i had missed back in the day).
 
2013-03-04 12:06:29 PM  

Lord_Baull: With a banner called "Right Wing Watch," I think I'll pass on the link, subby.

I can certainly guess what it says, though.


No you can't. You wouldn't believe it if I told you.
 
2013-03-04 12:06:40 PM  

Surool: Holy sh*t you people are crazy.


millerbrooks.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-04 12:07:35 PM  

skullkrusher: Surool: Holy sh*t you people are crazy.

[millerbrooks.files.wordpress.com image 450x306]


ROFL
 
2013-03-04 12:07:40 PM  

meat0918: These people wouldn't know biblical "prophesy" if it bit them in the ass.


This is a well-known and oft-lamented fact of penal penile GOP lore.

// what's that?
// that's a rock tax cut
// not obscure to anyone who's ever visited Lerner airfield in a Corvette
 
2013-03-04 12:11:34 PM  

cubic_spleen: Republicans need Obama to start acting like a tyrant and antichrist ASAP, or all of the "bravery" and "patriotism" and "righteousness" they have been displaying for the past four years will be revealed as the anticipatory cowardice it truly is.

I wonder if there is anything in the DSM for that mental construct: The fear of NOT having your cowardice vindicated.


They're a bunch of deranged shiatheads who said the same shiat about the last Demmycrat president and will say the same about the next. They SHOULD all be sent to Bedlam but politics is like religion, any mental disorder becomes a sincere belief worthy of respect when cloaked behind either word.
 
2013-03-04 12:13:40 PM  

Lord_Baull: With a banner called "Right Wing Watch," I think I'll pass on the link, subby.

I can certainly guess what it says, though.


Right Wing Watch is not a right wing website, if that's what you're thinking.
 
2013-03-04 12:17:10 PM  

thestupiditburns.jpg

These people are so disconnected from reality that I think it's safe to say that they meeting the requirements for a diagnoses of psychosis

Psychosis refers to an abnormal condition of the mind, and is a generic psychiatric term for a mental state often described as involving a "loss of contact with reality". People suffering from psychosis are described as psychotic. Psychosis is given to the more severe forms of psychiatric disorder, during which hallucinations and delusions and impaired insight may occur.
 
2013-03-04 12:17:18 PM  

Moosecakes: Lord_Baull: With a banner called "Right Wing Watch," I think I'll pass on the link, subby.

I can certainly guess what it says, though.

Right Wing Watch is not a right wing website, if that's what you're thinking.


he doesn't know what it says, he just knows that he hates it.
 
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