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2013-03-04 11:12:52 AM
If it wasn't apparent before, it should be after reading this article: You can't fix stupid.
 
2013-03-04 11:15:06 AM
Oh good!

So when do we start rounding up nonbelievers? Can we start with Michelle Malkin?
 
2013-03-04 11:23:23 AM
He even fears that Obama may "declare himself as God" while in Israel, but he noted it is "too early for that happen."

Well, he is on CPT after all.
 
2013-03-04 11:24:05 AM
WTF did I just read?
 
2013-03-04 11:26:43 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WTF did I just read?


America: The Book: Party 2
 
2013-03-04 11:29:51 AM

Diogenes: He even fears that Obama may "declare himself as God" while in Israel, but he noted it is "too early for that happen."

Well, he is on CPT after all.


You... you are one magnificent bastid, you.
 
2013-03-04 11:33:16 AM
Is he the "anti-christ" who will remake the laws and change society?

No.

And that's disappointing, to a lot of people. At least the laws and society part. The whole "anti christ" thing is just kinda dumb.
 
2013-03-04 11:34:16 AM
Enough of this nonsense.

Overlord Obama! I beseech you: Declare yourself!

Order us, your dusky loyal mindslaves, to smite the nonbelievers!

Now have Michelle Malkin brought before me. I shall... enjoy her before she is sent to the camps.
 
2013-03-04 11:36:43 AM
In before the "Well that one time on Daily Kos they sure went tin-foily.." brigade.
 
2013-03-04 11:38:59 AM
Too late.

Lemy is God.
 
2013-03-04 11:39:26 AM
See, this is why America needs a stronger mental health care system.
 
2013-03-04 11:40:03 AM
Would it be morally wrong if we rounded up and persecuted people who really want to be rounded up and persecuted?

It would be like beating a masochist, right?  After all, it's what they really want.
 
2013-03-04 11:40:09 AM
Now here's a crazy thought, I'm not suggesting that it's going to happen; I'm just saying it's kind of a crazy thought. Suppose that Mr. Obama enters the Temple and declares himself as God. Now, I don't even want to go there today, I think it is too early for that happen but this is starting to get a little spooky, isn't it?

What's starting to get spooky? That thing you just made up just then? Yeah, crazy person thinks crazy thing, real spooky.
 
2013-03-04 11:40:40 AM
How do you do that? Press conference, Speech, tell Bob Woodward? Are there rules?
 
2013-03-04 11:40:47 AM
compared to that excuse of a president who left the whitehouse in 2008/9, Obama IS God.


deal with it, GOP.  and bow before your Superior.
 
2013-03-04 11:41:02 AM
"While he concluded that Obama may not be the Antichrist"

He probably is, but there's a small chance he might not be.
 
2013-03-04 11:41:28 AM
We get it, he's black.

/totally baseless
//yet totally more believable than TFA
 
2013-03-04 11:41:39 AM
Christianity is a mental disease.

Seriously, remove the context of religion here and explain why this person shouldn't be committed for his own good?
 
2013-03-04 11:42:12 AM
What if, and I'm just spitballing here, Obama kills 38 million people using only a crude rock fashioned into a spearpoint?

I mean, isn't that spooky?
 
2013-03-04 11:42:20 AM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

www.cdadc.com
 
2013-03-04 11:43:47 AM

Linux_Yes: compared to that excuse of a president who left the whitehouse in 2008/9, Obama IS God.


deal with it, GOP.  and bow before your Superior.


cdn1.screenrant.com

You hear that Snyder?  Bow before Donner Lester!
 
2013-03-04 11:44:09 AM
Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.


I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!
 
2013-03-04 11:44:16 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Christianity is a mental disease.

Seriously, remove the context of religion here and explain why this person shouldn't be committed for his own good?


He could be perfectly sane and simply a con artist.  Preying on people who hold beliefs that he doesn't.

Not a pretty picture no matter how you paint it, though.
 
2013-03-04 11:44:22 AM
I love this picture so much because I'm virtually certain whoever made it was 100% serious and completely devoid of irony.

i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-04 11:44:51 AM
Holy crap - that's some first class right wing Christian fundie whaarrgarbl right there.

/ and that's coming from a right wing Christian
 
2013-03-04 11:44:51 AM
I AM OBAMA THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!  TREMBLE BEFORE ME MORTALS!
 
2013-03-04 11:45:27 AM

meat0918: Too late.

Lemy is God.


You may be too old to rock and roll, dude... that movie is like 20 years old.
 
2013-03-04 11:46:07 AM
What's the difference between God and Obama?

God doesn't think he's Obama

/obligatory
//you may now resume your regularly scheduled derping
 
2013-03-04 11:46:26 AM

Dwight_Yeast: Would it be morally wrong if we rounded up and persecuted people who really want to be rounded up and persecuted?

It would be like beating a masochist, right?  After all, it's what they really want.


I am a sadist. When a masochist asks me to beat them, I say "No."
 
2013-03-04 11:46:44 AM
POTATO IT OUT
 
2013-03-04 11:46:49 AM

Actual Farking: I love this picture so much because I'm virtually certain whoever made it was 100% serious and completely devoid of irony.

[i46.tinypic.com image 639x532]


Fantastic.
 
2013-03-04 11:46:51 AM
Jesus Hussein Christ. It kinda has a ring to it.
 
2013-03-04 11:47:31 AM
Well, I voted for him in 2008. I figure, he says he's God, who am I to argue?
 
2013-03-04 11:47:51 AM

DamnYankees: Actual Farking: I love this picture so much because I'm virtually certain whoever made it was 100% serious and completely devoid of irony.

[i46.tinypic.com image 639x532]

Fantastic.


Yeah, "evil obama" is a pretty amusing gis.
 
2013-03-04 11:47:57 AM

johnryan51: How do you do that? Press conference, Speech, tell Bob Woodward? Are there rules?


Just to fark with people, I'd appear to the head bishop of the Mormon Church in a blinding vision.
 
2013-03-04 11:48:00 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-04 11:48:09 AM
It would be funny if it weren't so pathetically stupid.
 
2013-03-04 11:48:22 AM

alltim: Jesus Hussein Christ. It kinda has a ring to it.


But only if you say it like this:

Jesus HOO-sayn Christ!
 
2013-03-04 11:48:25 AM
With a banner called "Right Wing Watch," I think I'll pass on the link, subby.

I can certainly guess what it says, though.
 
2013-03-04 11:48:59 AM

mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!


I have considered the logistics of creating a list of fictional individuals and families, and presenting it as a list of individuals who have "disappeared" during President Obama's terms in office. I would be interested in learning the extent to which the list was repeated by individuals who believed it to be a serious compilation.
 
2013-03-04 11:49:05 AM

mahuika: Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.


Doesn't the Bible recommend  a cure for false prophets?
 
2013-03-04 11:49:53 AM
Ctrl+F  for "Messiah."
No hits found. You fail subby.
 
2013-03-04 11:49:55 AM
What's the over / under on sekrit mooslim conspiracy for Allah Allah Ackbar Obama to infiltrate the Vatican and
become the next Pope?
 
2013-03-04 11:50:52 AM
Obviously Obama is the Antichrist, just like Clinton before him. I read it in the Left Behind series.
 
2013-03-04 11:51:29 AM
I know I've got my fingers crossed that all this time I've spent studying sharia law and gun confiscation are going to pay off big time.
 
2013-03-04 11:51:59 AM
cdn.teaparty.org
Seize these heretics at once.
 
2013-03-04 11:52:02 AM
Just because someone heard Michelle Obama scream OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD from the Presidential bedroom does not mean that Barack is setting himself up to usurp the Almighty.
 
2013-03-04 11:52:05 AM

Joe USer: If it wasn't apparent before, it should be after reading this article: You can't fix stupid.


So ... you just wait for his term limit to expire ?
 
2013-03-04 11:53:23 AM
The name Lucifer comes from the ancient Greek:  Bringer of Light.

pixel.nymag.com

It's obvious.  President Obama is the Anti-Derp.
/Run for the hills!
 
2013-03-04 11:53:29 AM
Remember kids, Both Sides Are Bad, so vote in the fearmongering folks who will make you shiat your pants so fast that they'll make your monthly underwear budget double by 2020.

//ooh, follow the money.  Do Hanes and Fruit of the Loom give large sums of money to religious assholes?  Potato it out!
 
2013-03-04 11:54:03 AM
God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.
 
2013-03-04 11:54:06 AM

cameroncrazy1984: What if, and I'm just spitballing here, Obama kills 38 million people using only a crude rock fashioned into a spearpoint?

I mean, isn't that spooky?



What if, just ballparkin', what if Oblahma created a healthcare system that forced 65 million people to vote for Him?
 
2013-03-04 11:54:20 AM
And in that year, on the final day of the second month, did the black beast arise from the city in the swamp, and he did look over the land and deem it unworthy. On that day, the GREAT FARTENING began, and there was much wailing and holding of noses.
 
2013-03-04 11:54:21 AM
Wouldn't it be terrifying if Obama fused with a radioactive meteorite and turned into an adamantium-clad flying robot, complete with lasers and missiles?
 
2013-03-04 11:54:42 AM

Cheron: mahuika: Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.

Doesn't the Bible recommend  a cure for false prophets?


That's for *Jewish* false prophets.

White male Protestant false prophets declare "Hallelujah!  God heard the prayers of the faithful and has averted doomsday... for now.  We must continue to be ever vigilant against the schemes of Satan.  Please continue to give generously to support our ministry, or else these evil tidings will surely come to pass."
 
2013-03-04 11:54:43 AM
I kind of want Obama to really be the christian messiah just for the sake of hearing the crazy reasons fundamentalists come up with to deny his divinity in the face of the actual, undeniable miracles he performs.
 
2013-03-04 11:54:50 AM
I declare myself GOD.

/beat Obama too it
//no backsies
 
2013-03-04 11:55:23 AM

Dimensio: mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!

I have considered the logistics of creating a list of fictional individuals and families, and presenting it as a list of individuals who have "disappeared" during President Obama's terms in office. I would be interested in learning the extent to which the list was repeated by individuals who believed it to be a serious compilation.


Too funny

The fact that no one could show that any of the people on your list ever existed will only prove that the list is the real deal.

If you can upload it into the derp in just the right spot it could really take off.
 
2013-03-04 11:55:29 AM

imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.


Wait... Would that make the GOP Chaos Space Marines or the Orcs?
/Surely not Eldar...
 
2013-03-04 11:55:39 AM
Good luck, Turdbama.  You gonna dethrone this guy?  Heh.

cdn.patriotupdate.com
 
2013-03-04 11:55:43 AM

unlikely: meat0918: Too late.

Lemy is God.

You may be too old to rock and roll, dude... that movie is like 20 years old.


Ugh... Don't remind me.

I also remember the tabloid headlines declaring Bill Clinton (and alternatively Hillary) were the Antichrist though.

Sidebars included how flesh eating bacteria was coming for you and your loved ones.

Weird how not much has changed.
 
2013-03-04 11:56:00 AM

AxiomJackson: imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.

Wait... Would that make the GOP Chaos Space Marines or the Orcs?
/Surely not Eldar...


Tyranids.
 
2013-03-04 11:56:15 AM
So, somebody at a site called Right Wing Watch thinks Obama is emulating the anti-Christ and will declare himself God?  That sounds about right.
 
2013-03-04 11:56:23 AM
I hope they're right.  The Antichrist might be able to get some bills through Congress.
 
2013-03-04 11:56:45 AM

Actual Farking: I kind of want Obama to really be the christian messiah just for the sake of hearing the crazy reasons fundamentalists come up with to deny his divinity in the face of the actual,  undeniable miracles he performs.


You mean, like signing a bill?
 
2013-03-04 11:56:53 AM

imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.


Needs to be less Roman and more Goa'uld.
 
2013-03-04 11:56:54 AM

gilgigamesh: Oh good!

So when do we start rounding up nonbelievers? Can we start with Michelle Malkin?


Seriously, I wouldn't give people like her the satisfaction of "rounding them up".  They can stay ignorant while the world passes them by.
 
2013-03-04 11:57:41 AM

imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.


HE'S A PALADIN?1?!?!

Dammit, I hate pallys. Impossible to kill in PvP.
 
2013-03-04 11:57:51 AM
Has anyone ever noticed that Obama is LEFT-handed? The Latin term for left-handedness is  sinistra. That is the etymological root of the word sinister. And who is the father of lies? SATAN!

Now, I'm not accusing anyone of anything here. I'm just asking questions. But right now the Catholic Church (the Great Whore) is leaderless as Pope Benedict XVI retired recently. According to prophecy, the next Pope will be the greatest and final Pope. He will bring peace and economic prosperity to the world through Satan's powers. What if, and i'm just spitballing here, Obama were to declare himself Pope? He is already the leader of the greatest nation in the world. He is someone who rose up from destitution to take this power. He is smart, handsome, and charismatic. These are the attributes that the BIBLE describes the Beast (Satan) as having and the tools he utilizes to take the throne as God.
 
2013-03-04 11:57:55 AM

jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.


Of Obama and Hitler, which was the one who started a land war in (Eur)Asia?
 
2013-03-04 11:58:27 AM
DRTFA, but how can Obama "enter the Temple" in Israel when it's...kind of a well-known thing that the Romans sacked the shiat out of it ~2,000 years ago.

You also may recall the shiatstorm that spun around an Israeli leader simply taking a walk on the Temple Mount about 12 years ago - Obama may decide to visit the mountain, but I guaran-damn-tee that he won't be making any proclamations thereupon.

// FYI - the "Western Wall" is all that visually remains of the Temple and its surrounding architecture (specifically, it was the Western outer retaining wall of the Temple Mount plaza - and most of what you see at the modern WW plaza was added sometime in the last 200 years)
 
2013-03-04 11:59:02 AM

jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.


D-Day says "YEAH, RIGHT!"

Also: Your village called, they're looking for their fool.
 
2013-03-04 11:59:03 AM

mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!


If history is any guide, the next time a Democrat gets the big chair, everybody will be like, "This guy is the Antichrist!  Why can't he be more like Obama? That guy was at least reasonable!"

You know, like they do with Clinton.
 
2013-03-04 11:59:31 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: AxiomJackson: imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.

Wait... Would that make the GOP Chaos Space Marines or the Orcs?
/Surely not Eldar...

Tyranids.


Hive fleet Elephant!
Emperor, preserve us.
 
2013-03-04 11:59:50 AM
a1.s6img.com
 
2013-03-04 11:59:52 AM

Lord_Baull: With a banner called "Right Wing Watch," I think I'll pass on the link, subby.
I can certainly guess what it says, though.


Not sure if you realize they're watching the Right Wing, rather than being members of the Right Wing that watch.
 
2013-03-04 11:59:59 AM

Coco LaFemme: So, somebody at a site called Right Wing Watch thinks Obama is emulating the anti-Christ and will declare himself God?  That sounds about right.


I think they actually bring most of the crazy Right Wing stuff to light.  Kind of like a certain farker used to do with Free Republic.
 
2013-03-04 12:00:05 PM
Ronald 6
Wilson 6
Reagan 6
 
2013-03-04 12:00:16 PM

Dr Dreidel: DRTFA, but how can Obama "enter the Temple" in Israel when it's...kind of a well-known thing that the Romans sacked the shiat out of it ~2,000 years ago.

You also may recall the shiatstorm that spun around an Israeli leader simply taking a walk on the Temple Mount about 12 years ago - Obama may decide to visit the mountain, but I guaran-damn-tee that he won't be making any proclamations thereupon.

// FYI - the "Western Wall" is all that visually remains of the Temple and its surrounding architecture (specifically, it was the Western outer retaining wall of the Temple Mount plaza - and most of what you see at the modern WW plaza was added sometime in the last 200 years)


He'll bring his own temple! They'll airlift it in with some UN black helicopters.

STUDY IT OUT. STUDY IT OOOOOOUT.
 
2013-03-04 12:00:37 PM

Barael's Blade: imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.

HE'S A PALADIN?1?!?!

Dammit, I hate pallys. Impossible to kill in PvP.


At least he's not a Spoony Bard.
 
2013-03-04 12:00:49 PM

Dr Dreidel: DRTFA, but how can Obama "enter the Temple" in Israel when it's...kind of a well-known thing that the Romans sacked the shiat out of it ~2,000 years ago.

You also may recall the shiatstorm that spun around an Israeli leader simply taking a walk on the Temple Mount about 12 years ago - Obama may decide to visit the mountain, but I guaran-damn-tee that he won't be making any proclamations thereupon.

// FYI - the "Western Wall" is all that visually remains of the Temple and its surrounding architecture (specifically, it was the Western outer retaining wall of the Temple Mount plaza - and most of what you see at the modern WW plaza was added sometime in the last 200 years)


These people wouldn't know biblical "prophesy" if it bit them in the ass.

I'd be willing to bet this same guy has an article somewhere about how Israel is about to tear down the Dome of the Rock and rebuild the Temple.
 
2013-03-04 12:01:33 PM
Republicans seriously entertain these theories, no really
 
2013-03-04 12:01:35 PM

Actual Farking: I love this picture so much because I'm virtually certain whoever made it was 100% serious and completely devoid of irony.


The red glow, full moon and long fingernails were a nice touch. Although, the lack of a bat in the background is a little disappointing.
 
2013-03-04 12:01:40 PM

Dr Dreidel: DRTFA, but how can Obama "enter the Temple" in Israel when it's...kind of a well-known thing that the Romans sacked the shiat out of it ~2,000 years ago.

You also may recall the shiatstorm that spun around an Israeli leader simply taking a walk on the Temple Mount about 12 years ago - Obama may decide to visit the mountain, but I guaran-damn-tee that he won't be making any proclamations thereupon.

// FYI - the "Western Wall" is all that visually remains of the Temple and its surrounding architecture (specifically, it was the Western outer retaining wall of the Temple Mount plaza - and most of what you see at the modern WW plaza was added sometime in the last 200 years)


If he wakes Sharon, he will have fulfilled the raising of the dead prophecy.
 
2013-03-04 12:02:11 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: Dr Dreidel: DRTFA, but how can Obama "enter the Temple" in Israel when it's...kind of a well-known thing that the Romans sacked the shiat out of it ~2,000 years ago.

You also may recall the shiatstorm that spun around an Israeli leader simply taking a walk on the Temple Mount about 12 years ago - Obama may decide to visit the mountain, but I guaran-damn-tee that he won't be making any proclamations thereupon.

// FYI - the "Western Wall" is all that visually remains of the Temple and its surrounding architecture (specifically, it was the Western outer retaining wall of the Temple Mount plaza - and most of what you see at the modern WW plaza was added sometime in the last 200 years)

He'll bring his own temple! They'll airlift it in with some UN black helicopters.

STUDY IT OUT. STUDY IT OOOOOOUT.


I think he'll use his patented time machine to visit the Temple pre-Titus.
 
2013-03-04 12:02:13 PM
I'm going to reserve judgment until I hear what Ted Nugent's soaring compound bow of freedom has to say about this.
 
2013-03-04 12:02:47 PM

Dimensio: mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!

I have considered the logistics of creating a list of fictional individuals and families, and presenting it as a list of individuals who have "disappeared" during President Obama's terms in office. I would be interested in learning the extent to which the list was repeated by individuals who believed it to be a serious compilation.


Do it!

"Now, I'm not saying that 0bama has been using above-top-secret technology to cause localized mini-earthquakes that can cause the earth to literally open up and devour his enemies...

But do you know that guy in Florida who got swallowed up in a sinkhole?

His name was Jeff Bush.

You do realize that one of the presumed frontrunners for the 2016 presidential election is Jeb Bush, former Florida governor, and the son and brother of the former President Bushes?

Maybe somebody just missed their intended target.  Maybe.  I'm not directly accusing 0bama of murdering his political enemies.  I'm just asking questions."
 
2013-03-04 12:03:54 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Dr Dreidel: DRTFA, but how can Obama "enter the Temple" in Israel when it's...kind of a well-known thing that the Romans sacked the shiat out of it ~2,000 years ago.

You also may recall the shiatstorm that spun around an Israeli leader simply taking a walk on the Temple Mount about 12 years ago - Obama may decide to visit the mountain, but I guaran-damn-tee that he won't be making any proclamations thereupon.

// FYI - the "Western Wall" is all that visually remains of the Temple and its surrounding architecture (specifically, it was the Western outer retaining wall of the Temple Mount plaza - and most of what you see at the modern WW plaza was added sometime in the last 200 years)

If he wakes Sharon, he will have fulfilled the raising of the dead prophecy.


It has already begun.  http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/28/world/meast/israel-sharon-brain-activit y
 
2013-03-04 12:04:36 PM
Republicans need Obama to start acting like a tyrant and antichrist ASAP, or all of the "bravery" and "patriotism" and "righteousness" they have been displaying for the past four years will be revealed as the anticipatory cowardice it truly is.

I wonder if there is anything in the DSM for that mental construct: The fear of NOT having your cowardice vindicated.
 
2013-03-04 12:04:37 PM
Holy sh*t you people are crazy.
 
2013-03-04 12:05:31 PM

JunkyJu: Joe USer: If it wasn't apparent before, it should be after reading this article: You can't fix stupid.

So ... you just wait for his term limit to expire ?


Cute.

By the way, he's the President, he won twice. Two times.  2922 days of your life.
 
2013-03-04 12:06:21 PM

GardenWeasel: [a1.s6img.com image 600x343]


Ha! I was thinking of Obama as a G'aould when i saw the headline.
(Got Amazon prime recently and rewatched parts of the series i had missed back in the day).
 
2013-03-04 12:06:29 PM

Lord_Baull: With a banner called "Right Wing Watch," I think I'll pass on the link, subby.

I can certainly guess what it says, though.


No you can't. You wouldn't believe it if I told you.
 
2013-03-04 12:06:40 PM

Surool: Holy sh*t you people are crazy.


millerbrooks.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-04 12:07:35 PM

skullkrusher: Surool: Holy sh*t you people are crazy.

[millerbrooks.files.wordpress.com image 450x306]


ROFL
 
2013-03-04 12:07:40 PM

meat0918: These people wouldn't know biblical "prophesy" if it bit them in the ass.


This is a well-known and oft-lamented fact of penal penile GOP lore.

// what's that?
// that's a rock tax cut
// not obscure to anyone who's ever visited Lerner airfield in a Corvette
 
2013-03-04 12:11:34 PM

cubic_spleen: Republicans need Obama to start acting like a tyrant and antichrist ASAP, or all of the "bravery" and "patriotism" and "righteousness" they have been displaying for the past four years will be revealed as the anticipatory cowardice it truly is.

I wonder if there is anything in the DSM for that mental construct: The fear of NOT having your cowardice vindicated.


They're a bunch of deranged shiatheads who said the same shiat about the last Demmycrat president and will say the same about the next. They SHOULD all be sent to Bedlam but politics is like religion, any mental disorder becomes a sincere belief worthy of respect when cloaked behind either word.
 
2013-03-04 12:13:40 PM

Lord_Baull: With a banner called "Right Wing Watch," I think I'll pass on the link, subby.

I can certainly guess what it says, though.


Right Wing Watch is not a right wing website, if that's what you're thinking.
 
2013-03-04 12:17:10 PM

thestupiditburns.jpg

These people are so disconnected from reality that I think it's safe to say that they meeting the requirements for a diagnoses of psychosis

Psychosis refers to an abnormal condition of the mind, and is a generic psychiatric term for a mental state often described as involving a "loss of contact with reality". People suffering from psychosis are described as psychotic. Psychosis is given to the more severe forms of psychiatric disorder, during which hallucinations and delusions and impaired insight may occur.
 
2013-03-04 12:17:18 PM

Moosecakes: Lord_Baull: With a banner called "Right Wing Watch," I think I'll pass on the link, subby.

I can certainly guess what it says, though.

Right Wing Watch is not a right wing website, if that's what you're thinking.


he doesn't know what it says, he just knows that he hates it.
 
2013-03-04 12:17:20 PM
Does anyone think that we're starting to turn into this?

webspace.webring.com
 
2013-03-04 12:19:09 PM

coeyagi: Does anyone think that we're starting to turn into this?

[webspace.webring.com image 850x527]


maybe?

/obscure
 
2013-03-04 12:19:20 PM

coeyagi: Does anyone think that we're starting to turn into this?

[webspace.webring.com image 850x527]


No, we're missing a talking frog for one thing.
 
2013-03-04 12:21:50 PM
Suppose that Mr. Obama enters the Temple and declares himself as God. Now, I don't even want to go there today, I think it is too early for that happen but this is starting to get a little spooky, isn't it?

Not for people with two brain cells to rub together...
 
2013-03-04 12:24:38 PM
Heh... These people are insane.
 
2013-03-04 12:25:08 PM

baronbloodbath: President Obama is the Anti-Derp.


loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth ÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding × guilt × shame × failure × judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, herp=derp, self=Republican
 
2013-03-04 12:25:20 PM

unlikely: meat0918: Too late.

Lemy is God.

You may be too old to rock and roll, dude... that movie is like 20 years old.


Did you just insinuate that that movie doesn't hold up to the test of time?

I'm going to STAB YOUR HEAD OFF!
 
2013-03-04 12:25:51 PM
Oh, scoff if you will. I've read Jack Chick tracts and our pastor has been saying for years that God is a Republican. The super apostate church is closer every day. All references to God are removed from our schools. The New World Order gains power with each passing day! There is a war on Christmas and all things Christian. Children will be taught to turn in their own parents and grandparents for praying if we continue down our current path of electing Godless socialist and Muslim sympathizers.

Israel is God's chosen people. We must continue to support them in ALL endeavors. The Islamist invaded our country on 9-11. Better to fight them there in the Middle East, than on our own soil! Already the United States government wants to fall under the United Nations and is even going to allow Sharia laws in American Muslim communities like Detroit. Why do you think they want to take our guns? So we Christians will be helpless to defend ourselves against an onslaught of tyranny and communism.

We cannot pray in schools. The use of corporal punishment is prohibited and now teachers are afraid in their own classrooms. The homosexual agenda is working to destroy the very fabric of our nation. Abortion on demand and same-sex marriage will mean and end to our society. Only global war which will begin in Israel will save us. Once the Tribulation begins, and the anti-Christ is standing in the Temple of Jerusalem the seventh seal will be broken. Luckily for us true Christians, we will all be raptured prior to the Second Coming of our Lord Jesus Christ as he returns to fight the final battle between the forces of good and evil. God against Satan.

This is what fundamentalist conservative Christians actually believe. Let that all soak in. Study it out.
 
2013-03-04 12:26:03 PM

meat0918: coeyagi: Does anyone think that we're starting to turn into this?

[webspace.webring.com image 850x527]

No, we're missing a talking frog for one thing.


Does a talking turtle count?

Oh wait, no, the frog was a heroic figure, the turtle is a senile bag of shiat.  I guess this character is pretty close:

www.2d-x.com
 
2013-03-04 12:27:47 PM

Cheron: mahuika: Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.

Doesn't the Bible recommend  a cure for false prophets?


Yes. Deuteronomy 18:20−22. So why is Pat Robertson still alive?
 
2013-03-04 12:27:51 PM

Dimensio: mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!

I have considered the logistics of creating a list of fictional individuals and families, and presenting it as a list of individuals who have "disappeared" during President Obama's terms in office. I would be interested in learning the extent to which the list was repeated by individuals who believed it to be a serious compilation.


That sounds like something that would probably be illegal for some vague and utterly confusing reason.
 
2013-03-04 12:31:23 PM
 
2013-03-04 12:31:26 PM
Wouldn't he declare himself to be Allah, not God?
 
2013-03-04 12:32:50 PM

Diogenes: He even fears that Obama may "declare himself as God" while in Israel,


Well that kinda makes some perverted sense. In European Christian thought there was a love/hate relation between Christianity and its parent religion Judaism. Traditionally the Anti-Christ had to be Jewish, and that notion still persists today.

I don't know how to google up claims that Obama himself is actually Jewish but I guess the next best thing is having Obama go to Israel and bow before the Jews, offering them his fealty.
 
2013-03-04 12:33:18 PM
End Times radio host Rick Wiles......

Selling snake oil to the uneducated masses.
 
2013-03-04 12:36:03 PM
If I were Obama, I'd never be able to resist farking with these people. I would make odd hand gestures during press conferences and arrange getting "caught" wearing a black hooded robe and a strange amulet and then explain it away as a new kind of jogging apparel. Or I'd have a scary looking grove of gnarled trees planted at the white house and have a fog machine occasionally turned on at night. I would say it was an apple orchard growing organic fruit for local public school kids.


And I would end every television appearance with me staring unblinking into the camera for 15 seconds like the hypnotoad.
 
2013-03-04 12:39:30 PM

Dimensio: mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!

I have considered the logistics of creating a list of fictional individuals and families, and presenting it as a list of individuals who have "disappeared" during President Obama's terms in office. I would be interested in learning the extent to which the list was repeated by individuals who believed it to be a serious compilation.


Add some Car Talk names in there.  And Guybrush Threepwood.

Coco LaFemme: So, somebody at a site called Right Wing Watch thinks Obama is emulating the anti-Christ and will declare himself God?  That sounds about right.


Um...Right Wing Watch is a left leaning derp collection site:  they schlep through the derp and bring back "gems" like this to expose them to the light so that the putrid stench drives back the beasts that make them.
 
2013-03-04 12:39:56 PM

coeyagi: meat0918: coeyagi: Does anyone think that we're starting to turn into this?

[webspace.webring.com image 850x527]

No, we're missing a talking frog for one thing.

Does a talking turtle count?

Oh wait, no, the frog was a heroic figure, the turtle is a senile bag of shiat.  I guess this character is pretty close:

[www.2d-x.com image 711x533]


Ok... how awful is it that I hadn't even drunk that entire image in before the boss music started up in my head.  Farking... childhood.
 
2013-03-04 12:46:02 PM

Magnanimous_J: If I were Obama, I'd never be able to resist farking with these people. I would make odd hand gestures during press conferences and arrange getting "caught" wearing a black hooded robe and a strange amulet and then explain it away as a new kind of jogging apparel. Or I'd have a scary looking grove of gnarled trees planted at the white house and have a fog machine occasionally turned on at night. I would say it was an apple orchard growing organic fruit for local public school kids.


And I would end every television appearance with me staring unblinking into the camera for 15 seconds like the hypnotoad.


You've got my vote.
 
2013-03-04 12:50:54 PM

Magnanimous_J: If I were Obama, I'd never be able to resist farking with these people. I would make odd hand gestures during press conferences and arrange getting "caught" wearing a black hooded robe and a strange amulet and then explain it away as a new kind of jogging apparel. Or I'd have a scary looking grove of gnarled trees planted at the white house and have a fog machine occasionally turned on at night. I would say it was an apple orchard growing organic fruit for local public school kids.


And I would end every television appearance with me staring unblinking into the camera for 15 seconds like the hypnotoad.


With this group you don't have to do anything.  Some one will photoshop MS Paint Obama doing something like you suggested and the rest will eat it whole
 
2013-03-04 12:57:24 PM
IDDQD . . .

image.spreadshirt.com
 
2013-03-04 01:00:22 PM
This is something that drives me batshiat pissy and makes me want to stab a fundie talking about prophecy straight in the eye.  Yeah, issues.  Deal with it.

Ok, let's say that President1 "X"2 is the Anti-Christ.  This is GOOD NEWS, isn't it?  Prophecy is in action and the End Times are near!  We're all gonna go to Heaven!  Well, not you, you atheist scum.3  All this sin and toil and suffering will soon be over!

Of course, there's that whole little thing of the Tribulation for those who didn't get beamed out Raptured, so that sucks, but it's only for 7 years4, then everyone who potatoed it out while being tortured gets to go to Heaven. 5  Never mind that they don't get to buy without the Mark, so presumably the majority of them w/o gardens or other food sources will die out in a few weeks, so it's irrelevant.6

Then there's the Beasts, the killing of the two prophets and war at Megiddo and all sorts of other hoohaw.  Good guys win, aaaand CUT!  All events devoutly to be hoped for, nu?  So let's do it!  Bring on the Eschaton!

But that's not what they want.  They just want their personal preferences to be the only options that are available and to crush their enemies7  Never mind what Jesus said to do regarding their enemies.  No.  Never mind that at all.  Let's just bring in fear and hate and make the unbelievers do what we way they should do, and stop them at all cost.

Yeah.  I'm mad.  fark 'em.

1Side note: Why isn't it ever a Senator, or a Mayor?  Doesn't God keep his prophets up to date on the Big News type of shiat and give them fair warning that the times are a changing?

2yeah, you see what I did there, I was using an algebra concept, piss off.

3Send me $35 for a vial of blessed water I've prayed over an I'll try to put in a good word for you with the Big Guy.  He's kind of busy and all, so no guarantees, but I'll try, for real.

4For various values of 7 years.  I'll field arguments for 3.5 years to about 500 years. (Split Tribulation, Peter, Daniel, etc.)

5A tangential side note pondering here.  I've always wondered if the folks who get to show up later get a different status in Heaven.  I mean, either (A) they didn't believe until the Big Stuff started happening, so they're obviously second class suck-ups, or (B) they got tortured and still believed and got saved, so they're saints, nu?

6Then there's the first three angels with trumpets, which are going to immediately fark up the world's food supply anyway, not to mention Wormwood making water deadly, so weeks may be optimistic.

7Yeah, yeah.  Insert Conan quote here.
 
2013-03-04 01:07:24 PM
well, he did fire the Pope
 
2013-03-04 01:07:46 PM

Magnanimous_J: And I would end every television appearance with me staring unblinking into the camera for 15 seconds like the hypnotoad.


i46.tinypic.com

/ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBAMA.
 
2013-03-04 01:08:39 PM

BeesNuts: coeyagi: meat0918: coeyagi: Does anyone think that we're starting to turn into this?

[webspace.webring.com image 850x527]

No, we're missing a talking frog for one thing.

Does a talking turtle count?

Oh wait, no, the frog was a heroic figure, the turtle is a senile bag of shiat.  I guess this character is pretty close:

[www.2d-x.com image 711x533]

Ok... how awful is it that I hadn't even drunk that entire image in before the boss music started up in my head.  Farking... childhood.


Childhood?  Sh********t.  They have a Chrono Trigger iPhone App.  It's $10 and about 850 MB, but worth it.
 
2013-03-04 01:10:53 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Magnanimous_J: And I would end every television appearance with me staring unblinking into the camera for 15 seconds like the hypnotoad.

[i46.tinypic.com image 400x400]

/ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBAMA.


That's freakin' awesome!
 
2013-03-04 01:12:47 PM

jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.


Not really.  But I'm not surprised to see that you think so.
 
2013-03-04 01:14:05 PM
Do I have to lay it out for you people?

Hell is described as being hot and fiery. Obama likes his hamburgers with SPICY mustard unlike most good Americans who prefer ketchup. Spicy. As in hot and fiery.

And then there's arugula. You remember Obama's weird obsession with arugula right? Why push that instead of the good old American favorite, iceberg lettuce? Because arugula is described as having a peppery taste. PEPPERY. As in fiery.

Now I'm not so crazy as to say Obama is the Antichrist, but what is with this obsession with demonic foods? You have to wonder.
 
2013-03-04 01:15:36 PM

jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent

a terrific dancer.

/Not many people know it.
 
2013-03-04 01:23:14 PM

meat0918: Too late.

Lemy is God.


Maybe Obama is set to declare himself the Ace of Spades...

/ducks
 
2013-03-04 01:42:51 PM

Lionel Mandrake: jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.

Not really.  But I'm not surprised to see that you think so.


Jewish people aren't the kind of brown that JWP hates.  Though people named Jesus do fall in to that demographic.
 
2013-03-04 01:44:13 PM
Bless your heart, honey, but if Obama went into the temple and declared himself God, we'd just check to see if he had schizophrenia. It would be more likely.
 
2013-03-04 01:45:57 PM
when will OBAMA reveal that having a Facebook account is the 'mark' that we've all been told was going to be a bar code?

you guys are so screwed.
 
2013-03-04 01:56:38 PM

BSABSVR: Lionel Mandrake: jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.

Not really.  But I'm not surprised to see that you think so.

Jewish people aren't the kind of brown that JWP hates.  Though people named Jesus do fall in to that demographic.


I don't know what's he's trolling for.  If Obama were the Antichrist, it would mean he's actually JWP's Messiah and not the liberals'.
 
2013-03-04 01:57:33 PM

AxiomJackson: imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.

Wait... Would that make the GOP Chaos Space Marines or the Orcs?
/Surely not Eldar...


Definitely Orks. The Eldar are intelligent and tend to plan things out for centuries.
And the Chaos Space Marines don't have the same sort of constant mindless destructiveness
Plus I think the Orks enjoy it more.
 
2013-03-04 02:05:56 PM

Diogenes: He even fears that Obama may "declare himself as God" while in Israel, but he noted it is "too early for that happen."

Well, he is on CPT after all.


So both the article and subby are liars, huh?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-04 02:17:04 PM

baronbloodbath: The name Lucifer comes from the ancient Greek:  Bringer of Light.

[pixel.nymag.com image 560x375]

It's obvious.  President Obama is the Anti-Derp.
/Run for the hills!


ZOMG! Obama is going to EAT THE SUN!
 
2013-03-04 02:20:30 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: And in that year, on the final day of the second month, did the black beast arise from the city in the swamp, and he did look over the land and deem it unworthy. On that day, the GREAT FARTENING began, and there was much wailing and holding of noses.


That's a hell of a way to describe Obama getting a chubby.
 
2013-03-04 02:26:36 PM

Arkanaut: jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.

Of Obama and Hitler, which was the one who started a land war in (Eur)Asia?


Wasn't it EastAsia? I'm sure it was EastAsia. Maybe that was last week...

/ re-reading 1984 for the first time in over 2 decades
 
2013-03-04 02:35:58 PM

BeesNuts: unlikely: meat0918: Too late.

Lemy is God.

You may be too old to rock and roll, dude... that movie is like 20 years old.

Did you just insinuate that that movie doesn't hold up to the test of time?

I'm going to STAB YOUR HEAD OFF!


With what, Pip?
 
2013-03-04 03:05:26 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Wouldn't it be terrifying if Obama fused with a radioactive meteorite and turned into an adamantium-clad flying robot, complete with lasers and missiles?


Terrifying? I think you mean awesome!
 
2013-03-04 03:28:29 PM

Jormungandr: AxiomJackson: imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.

Wait... Would that make the GOP Chaos Space Marines or the Orcs?
/Surely not Eldar...

Definitely Orks. The Eldar are intelligent and tend to plan things out for centuries.
And the Chaos Space Marines don't have the same sort of constant mindless destructiveness
Plus I think the Orks enjoy it more.


No no. There's a clear burning hatred for Obama specifically. Orks are just playfully destructive.

With all the questionable looking hope and change Obama is certainly a devotee of Tzeentch. and the bitterest foe of Teentch is of course, Nurgle who encapsulates the GOP perfectly. Fat, smelly, want society to stagnate exactly as it is until it falls apart.
 
2013-03-04 03:30:34 PM

Barael's Blade: imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.

HE'S A PALADIN?1?!?!

Dammit, I hate pallys. Impossible to kill in PvP.


Obama bubble hearths.
 
2013-03-04 03:56:28 PM
Wow, I figured GOD had to be an acronym for something else, but...no really.
 
2013-03-04 04:25:54 PM

Diogenes: BSABSVR: Lionel Mandrake: jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.

Not really.  But I'm not surprised to see that you think so.

Jewish people aren't the kind of brown that JWP hates.  Though people named Jesus do fall in to that demographic.

I don't know what's he's trolling for.  If Obama were the Antichrist, it would mean he's actually JWP's Messiah and not the liberals'.


Trolling for the sake of trolling.
 
2013-03-04 06:50:14 PM
You know, it's not exactly uncommon for world leaders to call themselves God. Most recent one I can think of is Halie Selassie. Maybe you heard of him. Founded a little thing called "Rastafarianism."
 
2013-03-04 06:53:31 PM
I see and hear a lot of crasy working late-night at a gas station, but I recently had a seemingly normal regular go full derp on the barcodes on people. I asked her if she reallly thought it was going to happen, she said,"well, its getting harder to be a christian, and being christian was easier when jesus was around." I laughed. She seemed both smart and normal before. Too bad.
 
2013-03-04 06:57:55 PM
I'm pretty sure if Obama declares himself God, he'd probably smite the Vatican and their pedo brigade.
 
2013-03-04 07:08:02 PM
The Vatican has already changed times and laws.

Revelations is about the past.
 
2013-03-04 08:14:24 PM

s2s2s2: The Vatican has already changed times and laws.

Revelations is about the past.


Also, the word "antichrist" is never used in Revelations.
 
2013-03-04 11:06:29 PM

redheededstepchild: I see and hear a lot of crasy working late-night at a gas station, but I recently had a seemingly normal regular go full derp on the barcodes on people. I asked her if she reallly thought it was going to happen, she said,"well, its getting harder to be a christian, and being christian was easier when jesus was around." I laughed. She seemed both smart and normal before. Too bad.


Weren't there only like 12 Christians when Jesus was around?
 
2013-03-04 11:35:20 PM
Well, for the past 4+ years the farking teabaggers have been screaming hysterically every single damn day about how us dirty hippy libs
YES YES YOU DO TOO CALL HIM MESSIAH, STOP DENYING IT, WE INSIST THAT YOU THINK THIS WAY BECAUSE WE REAL AMERICANSTM HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO THINK THAT YOU REALLY DO THINK LIKE THIS think of Fartbama as God/Messiah/Dear Leader anyhow, so....yawwn.
/fart
 
2013-03-05 01:38:55 AM
Once again, these people are the smartest Conservatives I have ever experienced.  And I have talked to virtually all of them.
 
2013-03-05 02:28:40 AM

DarkLancelot: redheededstepchild: I see and hear a lot of crasy working late-night at a gas station, but I recently had a seemingly normal regular go full derp on the barcodes on people. I asked her if she reallly thought it was going to happen, she said,"well, its getting harder to be a christian, and being christian was easier when jesus was around." I laughed. She seemed both smart and normal before. Too bad.

Weren't there only like 12 Christians when Jesus was around?


Yes, and they almost all were myarted.
 
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