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2013-03-04 12:17:20 PM
Does anyone think that we're starting to turn into this?

webspace.webring.com
 
2013-03-04 12:19:09 PM

coeyagi: Does anyone think that we're starting to turn into this?

[webspace.webring.com image 850x527]


maybe?

/obscure
 
2013-03-04 12:19:20 PM

coeyagi: Does anyone think that we're starting to turn into this?

[webspace.webring.com image 850x527]


No, we're missing a talking frog for one thing.
 
2013-03-04 12:21:50 PM
Suppose that Mr. Obama enters the Temple and declares himself as God. Now, I don't even want to go there today, I think it is too early for that happen but this is starting to get a little spooky, isn't it?

Not for people with two brain cells to rub together...
 
2013-03-04 12:24:38 PM
Heh... These people are insane.
 
2013-03-04 12:25:08 PM

baronbloodbath: President Obama is the Anti-Derp.


loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth ÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding × guilt × shame × failure × judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, herp=derp, self=Republican
 
2013-03-04 12:25:20 PM

unlikely: meat0918: Too late.

Lemy is God.

You may be too old to rock and roll, dude... that movie is like 20 years old.


Did you just insinuate that that movie doesn't hold up to the test of time?

I'm going to STAB YOUR HEAD OFF!
 
2013-03-04 12:25:51 PM
Oh, scoff if you will. I've read Jack Chick tracts and our pastor has been saying for years that God is a Republican. The super apostate church is closer every day. All references to God are removed from our schools. The New World Order gains power with each passing day! There is a war on Christmas and all things Christian. Children will be taught to turn in their own parents and grandparents for praying if we continue down our current path of electing Godless socialist and Muslim sympathizers.

Israel is God's chosen people. We must continue to support them in ALL endeavors. The Islamist invaded our country on 9-11. Better to fight them there in the Middle East, than on our own soil! Already the United States government wants to fall under the United Nations and is even going to allow Sharia laws in American Muslim communities like Detroit. Why do you think they want to take our guns? So we Christians will be helpless to defend ourselves against an onslaught of tyranny and communism.

We cannot pray in schools. The use of corporal punishment is prohibited and now teachers are afraid in their own classrooms. The homosexual agenda is working to destroy the very fabric of our nation. Abortion on demand and same-sex marriage will mean and end to our society. Only global war which will begin in Israel will save us. Once the Tribulation begins, and the anti-Christ is standing in the Temple of Jerusalem the seventh seal will be broken. Luckily for us true Christians, we will all be raptured prior to the Second Coming of our Lord Jesus Christ as he returns to fight the final battle between the forces of good and evil. God against Satan.

This is what fundamentalist conservative Christians actually believe. Let that all soak in. Study it out.
 
2013-03-04 12:26:03 PM

meat0918: coeyagi: Does anyone think that we're starting to turn into this?

[webspace.webring.com image 850x527]

No, we're missing a talking frog for one thing.


Does a talking turtle count?

Oh wait, no, the frog was a heroic figure, the turtle is a senile bag of shiat.  I guess this character is pretty close:

www.2d-x.com
 
2013-03-04 12:27:47 PM

Cheron: mahuika: Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.

Doesn't the Bible recommend  a cure for false prophets?


Yes. Deuteronomy 18:20−22. So why is Pat Robertson still alive?
 
2013-03-04 12:27:51 PM

Dimensio: mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!

I have considered the logistics of creating a list of fictional individuals and families, and presenting it as a list of individuals who have "disappeared" during President Obama's terms in office. I would be interested in learning the extent to which the list was repeated by individuals who believed it to be a serious compilation.


That sounds like something that would probably be illegal for some vague and utterly confusing reason.
 
2013-03-04 12:31:23 PM
 
2013-03-04 12:31:26 PM
Wouldn't he declare himself to be Allah, not God?
 
2013-03-04 12:32:50 PM

Diogenes: He even fears that Obama may "declare himself as God" while in Israel,


Well that kinda makes some perverted sense. In European Christian thought there was a love/hate relation between Christianity and its parent religion Judaism. Traditionally the Anti-Christ had to be Jewish, and that notion still persists today.

I don't know how to google up claims that Obama himself is actually Jewish but I guess the next best thing is having Obama go to Israel and bow before the Jews, offering them his fealty.
 
2013-03-04 12:33:18 PM
End Times radio host Rick Wiles......

Selling snake oil to the uneducated masses.
 
2013-03-04 12:36:03 PM
If I were Obama, I'd never be able to resist farking with these people. I would make odd hand gestures during press conferences and arrange getting "caught" wearing a black hooded robe and a strange amulet and then explain it away as a new kind of jogging apparel. Or I'd have a scary looking grove of gnarled trees planted at the white house and have a fog machine occasionally turned on at night. I would say it was an apple orchard growing organic fruit for local public school kids.


And I would end every television appearance with me staring unblinking into the camera for 15 seconds like the hypnotoad.
 
2013-03-04 12:39:30 PM

Dimensio: mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!

I have considered the logistics of creating a list of fictional individuals and families, and presenting it as a list of individuals who have "disappeared" during President Obama's terms in office. I would be interested in learning the extent to which the list was repeated by individuals who believed it to be a serious compilation.


Add some Car Talk names in there.  And Guybrush Threepwood.

Coco LaFemme: So, somebody at a site called Right Wing Watch thinks Obama is emulating the anti-Christ and will declare himself God?  That sounds about right.


Um...Right Wing Watch is a left leaning derp collection site:  they schlep through the derp and bring back "gems" like this to expose them to the light so that the putrid stench drives back the beasts that make them.
 
2013-03-04 12:39:56 PM

coeyagi: meat0918: coeyagi: Does anyone think that we're starting to turn into this?

[webspace.webring.com image 850x527]

No, we're missing a talking frog for one thing.

Does a talking turtle count?

Oh wait, no, the frog was a heroic figure, the turtle is a senile bag of shiat.  I guess this character is pretty close:

[www.2d-x.com image 711x533]


Ok... how awful is it that I hadn't even drunk that entire image in before the boss music started up in my head.  Farking... childhood.
 
2013-03-04 12:46:02 PM

Magnanimous_J: If I were Obama, I'd never be able to resist farking with these people. I would make odd hand gestures during press conferences and arrange getting "caught" wearing a black hooded robe and a strange amulet and then explain it away as a new kind of jogging apparel. Or I'd have a scary looking grove of gnarled trees planted at the white house and have a fog machine occasionally turned on at night. I would say it was an apple orchard growing organic fruit for local public school kids.


And I would end every television appearance with me staring unblinking into the camera for 15 seconds like the hypnotoad.


You've got my vote.
 
2013-03-04 12:50:54 PM

Magnanimous_J: If I were Obama, I'd never be able to resist farking with these people. I would make odd hand gestures during press conferences and arrange getting "caught" wearing a black hooded robe and a strange amulet and then explain it away as a new kind of jogging apparel. Or I'd have a scary looking grove of gnarled trees planted at the white house and have a fog machine occasionally turned on at night. I would say it was an apple orchard growing organic fruit for local public school kids.


And I would end every television appearance with me staring unblinking into the camera for 15 seconds like the hypnotoad.


With this group you don't have to do anything.  Some one will photoshop MS Paint Obama doing something like you suggested and the rest will eat it whole
 
2013-03-04 12:57:24 PM
IDDQD . . .

image.spreadshirt.com
 
2013-03-04 01:00:22 PM
This is something that drives me batshiat pissy and makes me want to stab a fundie talking about prophecy straight in the eye.  Yeah, issues.  Deal with it.

Ok, let's say that President1 "X"2 is the Anti-Christ.  This is GOOD NEWS, isn't it?  Prophecy is in action and the End Times are near!  We're all gonna go to Heaven!  Well, not you, you atheist scum.3  All this sin and toil and suffering will soon be over!

Of course, there's that whole little thing of the Tribulation for those who didn't get beamed out Raptured, so that sucks, but it's only for 7 years4, then everyone who potatoed it out while being tortured gets to go to Heaven. 5  Never mind that they don't get to buy without the Mark, so presumably the majority of them w/o gardens or other food sources will die out in a few weeks, so it's irrelevant.6

Then there's the Beasts, the killing of the two prophets and war at Megiddo and all sorts of other hoohaw.  Good guys win, aaaand CUT!  All events devoutly to be hoped for, nu?  So let's do it!  Bring on the Eschaton!

But that's not what they want.  They just want their personal preferences to be the only options that are available and to crush their enemies7  Never mind what Jesus said to do regarding their enemies.  No.  Never mind that at all.  Let's just bring in fear and hate and make the unbelievers do what we way they should do, and stop them at all cost.

Yeah.  I'm mad.  fark 'em.

1Side note: Why isn't it ever a Senator, or a Mayor?  Doesn't God keep his prophets up to date on the Big News type of shiat and give them fair warning that the times are a changing?

2yeah, you see what I did there, I was using an algebra concept, piss off.

3Send me $35 for a vial of blessed water I've prayed over an I'll try to put in a good word for you with the Big Guy.  He's kind of busy and all, so no guarantees, but I'll try, for real.

4For various values of 7 years.  I'll field arguments for 3.5 years to about 500 years. (Split Tribulation, Peter, Daniel, etc.)

5A tangential side note pondering here.  I've always wondered if the folks who get to show up later get a different status in Heaven.  I mean, either (A) they didn't believe until the Big Stuff started happening, so they're obviously second class suck-ups, or (B) they got tortured and still believed and got saved, so they're saints, nu?

6Then there's the first three angels with trumpets, which are going to immediately fark up the world's food supply anyway, not to mention Wormwood making water deadly, so weeks may be optimistic.

7Yeah, yeah.  Insert Conan quote here.
 
2013-03-04 01:07:24 PM
well, he did fire the Pope
 
2013-03-04 01:07:46 PM

Magnanimous_J: And I would end every television appearance with me staring unblinking into the camera for 15 seconds like the hypnotoad.


i46.tinypic.com

/ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBAMA.
 
2013-03-04 01:08:39 PM

BeesNuts: coeyagi: meat0918: coeyagi: Does anyone think that we're starting to turn into this?

[webspace.webring.com image 850x527]

No, we're missing a talking frog for one thing.

Does a talking turtle count?

Oh wait, no, the frog was a heroic figure, the turtle is a senile bag of shiat.  I guess this character is pretty close:

[www.2d-x.com image 711x533]

Ok... how awful is it that I hadn't even drunk that entire image in before the boss music started up in my head.  Farking... childhood.


Childhood?  Sh********t.  They have a Chrono Trigger iPhone App.  It's $10 and about 850 MB, but worth it.
 
2013-03-04 01:10:53 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Magnanimous_J: And I would end every television appearance with me staring unblinking into the camera for 15 seconds like the hypnotoad.

[i46.tinypic.com image 400x400]

/ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBAMA.


That's freakin' awesome!
 
2013-03-04 01:12:47 PM

jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.


Not really.  But I'm not surprised to see that you think so.
 
2013-03-04 01:14:05 PM
Do I have to lay it out for you people?

Hell is described as being hot and fiery. Obama likes his hamburgers with SPICY mustard unlike most good Americans who prefer ketchup. Spicy. As in hot and fiery.

And then there's arugula. You remember Obama's weird obsession with arugula right? Why push that instead of the good old American favorite, iceberg lettuce? Because arugula is described as having a peppery taste. PEPPERY. As in fiery.

Now I'm not so crazy as to say Obama is the Antichrist, but what is with this obsession with demonic foods? You have to wonder.
 
2013-03-04 01:15:36 PM

jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent

a terrific dancer.

/Not many people know it.
 
2013-03-04 01:23:14 PM

meat0918: Too late.

Lemy is God.


Maybe Obama is set to declare himself the Ace of Spades...

/ducks
 
2013-03-04 01:42:51 PM

Lionel Mandrake: jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.

Not really.  But I'm not surprised to see that you think so.


Jewish people aren't the kind of brown that JWP hates.  Though people named Jesus do fall in to that demographic.
 
2013-03-04 01:44:13 PM
Bless your heart, honey, but if Obama went into the temple and declared himself God, we'd just check to see if he had schizophrenia. It would be more likely.
 
2013-03-04 01:45:57 PM
when will OBAMA reveal that having a Facebook account is the 'mark' that we've all been told was going to be a bar code?

you guys are so screwed.
 
2013-03-04 01:56:38 PM

BSABSVR: Lionel Mandrake: jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.

Not really.  But I'm not surprised to see that you think so.

Jewish people aren't the kind of brown that JWP hates.  Though people named Jesus do fall in to that demographic.


I don't know what's he's trolling for.  If Obama were the Antichrist, it would mean he's actually JWP's Messiah and not the liberals'.
 
2013-03-04 01:57:33 PM

AxiomJackson: imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.

Wait... Would that make the GOP Chaos Space Marines or the Orcs?
/Surely not Eldar...


Definitely Orks. The Eldar are intelligent and tend to plan things out for centuries.
And the Chaos Space Marines don't have the same sort of constant mindless destructiveness
Plus I think the Orks enjoy it more.
 
2013-03-04 02:05:56 PM

Diogenes: He even fears that Obama may "declare himself as God" while in Israel, but he noted it is "too early for that happen."

Well, he is on CPT after all.


So both the article and subby are liars, huh?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-04 02:17:04 PM

baronbloodbath: The name Lucifer comes from the ancient Greek:  Bringer of Light.

[pixel.nymag.com image 560x375]

It's obvious.  President Obama is the Anti-Derp.
/Run for the hills!


ZOMG! Obama is going to EAT THE SUN!
 
2013-03-04 02:20:30 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: And in that year, on the final day of the second month, did the black beast arise from the city in the swamp, and he did look over the land and deem it unworthy. On that day, the GREAT FARTENING began, and there was much wailing and holding of noses.


That's a hell of a way to describe Obama getting a chubby.
 
2013-03-04 02:26:36 PM

Arkanaut: jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.

Of Obama and Hitler, which was the one who started a land war in (Eur)Asia?


Wasn't it EastAsia? I'm sure it was EastAsia. Maybe that was last week...

/ re-reading 1984 for the first time in over 2 decades
 
2013-03-04 02:35:58 PM

BeesNuts: unlikely: meat0918: Too late.

Lemy is God.

You may be too old to rock and roll, dude... that movie is like 20 years old.

Did you just insinuate that that movie doesn't hold up to the test of time?

I'm going to STAB YOUR HEAD OFF!


With what, Pip?
 
2013-03-04 03:05:26 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Wouldn't it be terrifying if Obama fused with a radioactive meteorite and turned into an adamantium-clad flying robot, complete with lasers and missiles?


Terrifying? I think you mean awesome!
 
2013-03-04 03:28:29 PM

Jormungandr: AxiomJackson: imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.

Wait... Would that make the GOP Chaos Space Marines or the Orcs?
/Surely not Eldar...

Definitely Orks. The Eldar are intelligent and tend to plan things out for centuries.
And the Chaos Space Marines don't have the same sort of constant mindless destructiveness
Plus I think the Orks enjoy it more.


No no. There's a clear burning hatred for Obama specifically. Orks are just playfully destructive.

With all the questionable looking hope and change Obama is certainly a devotee of Tzeentch. and the bitterest foe of Teentch is of course, Nurgle who encapsulates the GOP perfectly. Fat, smelly, want society to stagnate exactly as it is until it falls apart.
 
2013-03-04 03:30:34 PM

Barael's Blade: imontheinternet: [cdn.teaparty.org image 395x317]
Seize these heretics at once.

HE'S A PALADIN?1?!?!

Dammit, I hate pallys. Impossible to kill in PvP.


Obama bubble hearths.
 
2013-03-04 03:56:28 PM
Wow, I figured GOD had to be an acronym for something else, but...no really.
 
2013-03-04 04:25:54 PM

Diogenes: BSABSVR: Lionel Mandrake: jehovahs witness protection: God? No. Satan? No. Hitler? HELL NO...Hitler was intelligent.

Not really.  But I'm not surprised to see that you think so.

Jewish people aren't the kind of brown that JWP hates.  Though people named Jesus do fall in to that demographic.

I don't know what's he's trolling for.  If Obama were the Antichrist, it would mean he's actually JWP's Messiah and not the liberals'.


Trolling for the sake of trolling.
 
2013-03-04 06:50:14 PM
You know, it's not exactly uncommon for world leaders to call themselves God. Most recent one I can think of is Halie Selassie. Maybe you heard of him. Founded a little thing called "Rastafarianism."
 
2013-03-04 06:53:31 PM
I see and hear a lot of crasy working late-night at a gas station, but I recently had a seemingly normal regular go full derp on the barcodes on people. I asked her if she reallly thought it was going to happen, she said,"well, its getting harder to be a christian, and being christian was easier when jesus was around." I laughed. She seemed both smart and normal before. Too bad.
 
2013-03-04 06:57:55 PM
I'm pretty sure if Obama declares himself God, he'd probably smite the Vatican and their pedo brigade.
 
2013-03-04 07:08:02 PM
The Vatican has already changed times and laws.

Revelations is about the past.
 
2013-03-04 08:14:24 PM

s2s2s2: The Vatican has already changed times and laws.

Revelations is about the past.


Also, the word "antichrist" is never used in Revelations.
 
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