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(Right Wing Watch)   Obama set to declare himself GOD, no really   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 154
    More: Fail, President Obama, god, legal brief, end times, Rick Wiles  
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2013-03-04 11:12:52 AM  
If it wasn't apparent before, it should be after reading this article: You can't fix stupid.
 
2013-03-04 11:15:06 AM  
Oh good!

So when do we start rounding up nonbelievers? Can we start with Michelle Malkin?
 
2013-03-04 11:23:23 AM  
He even fears that Obama may "declare himself as God" while in Israel, but he noted it is "too early for that happen."

Well, he is on CPT after all.
 
2013-03-04 11:24:05 AM  
WTF did I just read?
 
2013-03-04 11:26:43 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WTF did I just read?


America: The Book: Party 2
 
2013-03-04 11:29:51 AM  

Diogenes: He even fears that Obama may "declare himself as God" while in Israel, but he noted it is "too early for that happen."

Well, he is on CPT after all.


You... you are one magnificent bastid, you.
 
2013-03-04 11:33:16 AM  
Is he the "anti-christ" who will remake the laws and change society?

No.

And that's disappointing, to a lot of people. At least the laws and society part. The whole "anti christ" thing is just kinda dumb.
 
2013-03-04 11:34:16 AM  
Enough of this nonsense.

Overlord Obama! I beseech you: Declare yourself!

Order us, your dusky loyal mindslaves, to smite the nonbelievers!

Now have Michelle Malkin brought before me. I shall... enjoy her before she is sent to the camps.
 
2013-03-04 11:36:43 AM  
In before the "Well that one time on Daily Kos they sure went tin-foily.." brigade.
 
2013-03-04 11:38:59 AM  
Too late.

Lemy is God.
 
2013-03-04 11:39:26 AM  
See, this is why America needs a stronger mental health care system.
 
2013-03-04 11:40:03 AM  
Would it be morally wrong if we rounded up and persecuted people who really want to be rounded up and persecuted?

It would be like beating a masochist, right?  After all, it's what they really want.
 
2013-03-04 11:40:09 AM  
Now here's a crazy thought, I'm not suggesting that it's going to happen; I'm just saying it's kind of a crazy thought. Suppose that Mr. Obama enters the Temple and declares himself as God. Now, I don't even want to go there today, I think it is too early for that happen but this is starting to get a little spooky, isn't it?

What's starting to get spooky? That thing you just made up just then? Yeah, crazy person thinks crazy thing, real spooky.
 
2013-03-04 11:40:40 AM  
How do you do that? Press conference, Speech, tell Bob Woodward? Are there rules?
 
2013-03-04 11:40:47 AM  
compared to that excuse of a president who left the whitehouse in 2008/9, Obama IS God.


deal with it, GOP.  and bow before your Superior.
 
2013-03-04 11:41:02 AM  
"While he concluded that Obama may not be the Antichrist"

He probably is, but there's a small chance he might not be.
 
2013-03-04 11:41:28 AM  
We get it, he's black.

/totally baseless
//yet totally more believable than TFA
 
2013-03-04 11:41:39 AM  
Christianity is a mental disease.

Seriously, remove the context of religion here and explain why this person shouldn't be committed for his own good?
 
2013-03-04 11:42:12 AM  
What if, and I'm just spitballing here, Obama kills 38 million people using only a crude rock fashioned into a spearpoint?

I mean, isn't that spooky?
 
2013-03-04 11:42:20 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

www.cdadc.com
 
2013-03-04 11:43:47 AM  

Linux_Yes: compared to that excuse of a president who left the whitehouse in 2008/9, Obama IS God.


deal with it, GOP.  and bow before your Superior.


cdn1.screenrant.com

You hear that Snyder?  Bow before Donner Lester!
 
2013-03-04 11:44:09 AM  
Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.


I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!
 
2013-03-04 11:44:16 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Christianity is a mental disease.

Seriously, remove the context of religion here and explain why this person shouldn't be committed for his own good?


He could be perfectly sane and simply a con artist.  Preying on people who hold beliefs that he doesn't.

Not a pretty picture no matter how you paint it, though.
 
2013-03-04 11:44:22 AM  
I love this picture so much because I'm virtually certain whoever made it was 100% serious and completely devoid of irony.

i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-04 11:44:51 AM  
Holy crap - that's some first class right wing Christian fundie whaarrgarbl right there.

/ and that's coming from a right wing Christian
 
2013-03-04 11:44:51 AM  
I AM OBAMA THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!  TREMBLE BEFORE ME MORTALS!
 
2013-03-04 11:45:27 AM  

meat0918: Too late.

Lemy is God.


You may be too old to rock and roll, dude... that movie is like 20 years old.
 
2013-03-04 11:46:07 AM  
What's the difference between God and Obama?

God doesn't think he's Obama

/obligatory
//you may now resume your regularly scheduled derping
 
2013-03-04 11:46:26 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: Would it be morally wrong if we rounded up and persecuted people who really want to be rounded up and persecuted?

It would be like beating a masochist, right?  After all, it's what they really want.


I am a sadist. When a masochist asks me to beat them, I say "No."
 
2013-03-04 11:46:44 AM  
POTATO IT OUT
 
2013-03-04 11:46:49 AM  

Actual Farking: I love this picture so much because I'm virtually certain whoever made it was 100% serious and completely devoid of irony.

[i46.tinypic.com image 639x532]


Fantastic.
 
2013-03-04 11:46:51 AM  
Jesus Hussein Christ. It kinda has a ring to it.
 
2013-03-04 11:47:31 AM  
Well, I voted for him in 2008. I figure, he says he's God, who am I to argue?
 
2013-03-04 11:47:51 AM  

DamnYankees: Actual Farking: I love this picture so much because I'm virtually certain whoever made it was 100% serious and completely devoid of irony.

[i46.tinypic.com image 639x532]

Fantastic.


Yeah, "evil obama" is a pretty amusing gis.
 
2013-03-04 11:47:57 AM  

johnryan51: How do you do that? Press conference, Speech, tell Bob Woodward? Are there rules?


Just to fark with people, I'd appear to the head bishop of the Mormon Church in a blinding vision.
 
2013-03-04 11:48:00 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-04 11:48:09 AM  
It would be funny if it weren't so pathetically stupid.
 
2013-03-04 11:48:22 AM  

alltim: Jesus Hussein Christ. It kinda has a ring to it.


But only if you say it like this:

Jesus HOO-sayn Christ!
 
2013-03-04 11:48:25 AM  
With a banner called "Right Wing Watch," I think I'll pass on the link, subby.

I can certainly guess what it says, though.
 
2013-03-04 11:48:59 AM  

mahuika: Wow, from one of this guy's other radio programs:

Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.
Barber: God, I hope you're wrong.  I don't know.  I don't know what it is going to look like ...
Wiles: He's not going to allow anyone to disobey him.  This man is a tyrant and I've said all year he will take his mask off after the November election and quickly we're seeing, just as we've seen with General Petraeus, anybody that would dare to oppose him will be removed.

I love how they keep pushing back when Obama will rip off his Aw Shucks I'm An American Like You mask. It was supposed to be after the 2008 election, and then it was after the 2010 election, and then it was after the ACA got passed, and now it's sometime soon.

I fully expect the right wing in 2040 to go around saying that an elderly retired Obama is, like, totally on the verge of admitting he was Hitler, guys!


I have considered the logistics of creating a list of fictional individuals and families, and presenting it as a list of individuals who have "disappeared" during President Obama's terms in office. I would be interested in learning the extent to which the list was repeated by individuals who believed it to be a serious compilation.
 
2013-03-04 11:49:05 AM  

mahuika: Wiles: I see pastors going to prison.  I see IRS SWAT teams coming down on churches and shooting people and seizing buildings.  That's what I see.


Doesn't the Bible recommend  a cure for false prophets?
 
2013-03-04 11:49:53 AM  
Ctrl+F  for "Messiah."
No hits found. You fail subby.
 
2013-03-04 11:49:55 AM  
What's the over / under on sekrit mooslim conspiracy for Allah Allah Ackbar Obama to infiltrate the Vatican and
become the next Pope?
 
2013-03-04 11:50:52 AM  
Obviously Obama is the Antichrist, just like Clinton before him. I read it in the Left Behind series.
 
2013-03-04 11:51:29 AM  
I know I've got my fingers crossed that all this time I've spent studying sharia law and gun confiscation are going to pay off big time.
 
2013-03-04 11:51:59 AM  
cdn.teaparty.org
Seize these heretics at once.
 
2013-03-04 11:52:02 AM  
Just because someone heard Michelle Obama scream OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD from the Presidential bedroom does not mean that Barack is setting himself up to usurp the Almighty.
 
2013-03-04 11:52:05 AM  

Joe USer: If it wasn't apparent before, it should be after reading this article: You can't fix stupid.


So ... you just wait for his term limit to expire ?
 
2013-03-04 11:53:23 AM  
The name Lucifer comes from the ancient Greek:  Bringer of Light.

pixel.nymag.com

It's obvious.  President Obama is the Anti-Derp.
/Run for the hills!
 
2013-03-04 11:53:29 AM  
Remember kids, Both Sides Are Bad, so vote in the fearmongering folks who will make you shiat your pants so fast that they'll make your monthly underwear budget double by 2020.

//ooh, follow the money.  Do Hanes and Fruit of the Loom give large sums of money to religious assholes?  Potato it out!
 
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