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2013-03-04 11:28:54 AM  
I can't believe it took Obama this long to implement it.
 
2013-03-04 11:29:00 AM  
Is it like Order 66?  Is Obama going to execute all Jedi Masters (i.e., Gun-toting Tea Party Patriots)?  Tell me Glenn, tell me!
 
2013-03-04 11:30:15 AM  
good luck trying to take my land, sirs.
 
2013-03-04 11:30:39 AM  
'Dey terk err gerns!'
 
2013-03-04 11:31:40 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: 'Dey terk err gerns!'


Wait is this the UN gun thing or some other form of derp? I may have got ahead of myself here.
 
2013-03-04 11:32:02 AM  
Since all of Northern Delaware (except Wilmington) is suburban sprawl, I expect the U.N trucks to come rolling in any day now.
 
2013-03-04 11:32:41 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: 'Dey terk err gerns!'

Wait is this the UN gun thing or some other form of derp? I may have got ahead of myself here.


Does it matter? It's Glenn being an over-reacting bag of donkey sh*t.
 
2013-03-04 11:33:06 AM  
So thanks to this Marxist , Communist, Kenyan Usurper very soon jacked booted Negro thugs from ACORN will come to steal my home, cuckold my wife, and rape my daughter. They will also confiscate my entire arsenal of guns which will be sent to be melted into scrap. That scrap will be used to create a giant statue of Chairmen Mao getting done from behind by Karl Marx (reach around obligatory).

I will then be shipped by train in giant human container cars, to be locked away in a FEMA camp. My wife and children to be sent to numerous government urban citys where they will follow only our now dictator Obama. Once in the FEMA camps I will be forced to labor, building things to satisfy our many Tars and supreme Kenyan socialist leader of the new United Federal States of America.

....am I missing anything?
 
2013-03-04 11:33:17 AM  
www.newscorpse.com
 
2013-03-04 11:33:46 AM  
So did the NRA. It's a regular bag of mixed nuts.
 
2013-03-04 11:35:30 AM  
I've seen the invisible paint on the back of roadsigns. Or rather, not seen.
 
2013-03-04 11:35:50 AM  
isn't that a teen clothing store like hot topic?
 
2013-03-04 11:36:35 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: So thanks to this Marxist , Communist, Kenyan Usurper very soon jacked booted Negro thugs from ACORN will come to steal my home, cuckold my wife, and rape my daughter. They will also confiscate my entire arsenal of guns which will be sent to be melted into scrap. That scrap will be used to create a giant statue of Chairmen Mao getting done from behind by Karl Marx (reach around obligatory).

I will then be shipped by train in giant human container cars, to be locked away in a FEMA camp. My wife and children to be sent to numerous government urban citys where they will follow only our now dictator Obama. Once in the FEMA camps I will be forced to labor, building things to satisfy our many Tars and supreme Kenyan socialist leader of the new United Federal States of America.

....am I missing anything?


Spell check

/golf clap
 
2013-03-04 11:38:25 AM  

FlashHarry: isn't that a teen clothing store like hot topic?


Forever XXI.  Agenda? To look like a whore.

//get off my lawn
 
2013-03-04 11:40:06 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: So thanks to this Marxist , Communist, Kenyan Usurper very soon jacked booted Negro thugs from ACORN will come to steal my home, cuckold my wife, and rape my daughter. They will also confiscate my entire arsenal of guns which will be sent to be melted into scrap. That scrap will be used to create a giant statue of Chairmen Mao getting done from behind by Karl Marx (reach around obligatory).

I will then be shipped by train in giant human container cars, to be locked away in a FEMA camp. My wife and children to be sent to numerous government urban citys where they will follow only our now dictator Obama. Once in the FEMA camps I will be forced to labor, building things to satisfy our many Tars and supreme Kenyan socialist leader of the new United Federal States of America.

....am I missing anything?


Teh Ghey Marriages
 
2013-03-04 11:40:28 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: So thanks to this Marxist , Communist, Kenyan Usurper very soon jacked booted Negro thugs from ACORN will come to steal my home, cuckold my wife, and rape my daughter. They will also confiscate my entire arsenal of guns which will be sent to be melted into scrap. That scrap will be used to create a giant statue of Chairmen Mao getting done from behind by Karl Marx (reach around obligatory).

I will then be shipped by train in giant human container cars, to be locked away in a FEMA camp. My wife and children to be sent to numerous government urban citys where they will follow only our now dictator Obama. Once in the FEMA camps I will be forced to labor, building things to satisfy our many Tars and supreme Kenyan socialist leader of the new United Federal States of America.

....am I missing anything?


Arugula.
 
2013-03-04 11:42:56 AM  
Obama is to blame for decades long natural demographic shifts. Got it.
 
2013-03-04 11:43:47 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: [www.newscorpse.com image 500x316]



those writings on the blackboard remind me of others that i have seen that were drawn by Schizophrenics.
 
2013-03-04 11:44:43 AM  
Quoted text by Glenn Beck.

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2013-03-04 11:44:51 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: [www.newscorpse.com image 500x316]


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-04 11:45:07 AM  

Lost Thought 00: Obama is to blame for decades long natural demographic shifts. Got it.



i finally figured out a long time ago that its always the black guy's fault.  makes life alot simpler to deal with.
 
2013-03-04 11:45:20 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: CapeFearCadaver: [www.newscorpse.com image 500x316]

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Mines better.
 
2013-03-04 11:46:03 AM  
*shakes tiny fists of extreme impotence at Raharu*

/although i like what you did with my little creation
 
2013-03-04 11:46:04 AM  
Eh, even the Glenn Beck agenda 21 version of America's future is a lot less scary than what Glenn Beck's own vision of Americas future is.
 
2013-03-04 11:47:17 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: CapeFearCadaver: [www.newscorpse.com image 500x316]

[img.photobucket.com image 620x306]


cdn.thedailybeast.com
Love the look on his face in this one, for some reason....
 
2013-03-04 11:48:19 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: So thanks to this Marxist , Communist, Kenyan Usurper very soon jacked booted Negro thugs from ACORN will come to steal my home, cuckold my wife, and rape my daughter. They will also confiscate my entire arsenal of guns which will be sent to be melted into scrap. That scrap will be used to create a giant statue of Chairmen Mao getting done from behind by Karl Marx (reach around obligatory).

I will then be shipped by train in giant human container cars, to be locked away in a FEMA camp. My wife and children to be sent to numerous government urban citys where they will follow only our now dictator Obama. Once in the FEMA camps I will be forced to labor, building things to satisfy our many Tars and supreme Kenyan socialist leader of the new United Federal States of America.

....am I missing anything?



No sodas over 16 ounces.
 
2013-03-04 11:49:49 AM  
It makes perfect sense to me that the UN would conspire to enslave all humanity, name their plan something ominous like "Agenda 21," and then voluntarily put that information on their official website.
 
2013-03-04 11:52:06 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: So thanks to this Marxist , Communist, Kenyan Usurper very soon jacked booted Negro thugs from ACORN will come to steal my home, cuckold my wife, and rape my daughter. They will also confiscate my entire arsenal of guns which will be sent to be melted into scrap. That scrap will be used to create a giant statue of Chairmen Mao getting done from behind by Karl Marx (reach around obligatory).

I will then be shipped by train in giant human container cars, to be locked away in a FEMA camp. My wife and children to be sent to numerous government urban citys where they will follow only our now dictator Obama. Once in the FEMA camps I will be forced to labor, building things to satisfy our many Tars and supreme Kenyan socialist leader of the new United Federal States of America.

....am I missing anything?


You forgot to add Muslim terrorist.
 
2013-03-04 11:52:47 AM  

Magnanimous_J: It makes perfect sense to me that the UN would conspire to enslave all humanity, name their plan something ominous like "Agenda 21," and then voluntarily put that information on their official website.


I presume it's an easier story to believe once you've swallowed the Utah cult's message blindly.
 
2013-03-04 11:54:19 AM  
Does TFA explain what a 'hobbit home' is? Because I don't want to waste more time on an 'Agenda 21' google search for that.

Though I have to say, based on a GIS, a hobbit home does look easier to air condition, but I suspect the round doors would be a PITA to maintain.
 
2013-03-04 11:54:49 AM  
Mass transit, too, offers far-flung suburbanites relief from sprawl's ill effects, in this case by reducing their commute times and increasing the amount of time they get to spend at home.

Actually, no it doesn't... It's about the same, I've clocked it from different areas, even comparing to an old job I had, now that the commuter rail is in, and it's about the same. Where the benefit comes in is the fact that you don't have to drive.You don't have to worry about traffic, you don't have to worry about the icy rods, someone else does that, and in the case of a train, you have dedicated space that is (mostly) bereft of trafic. The other benefit(Especially with trains) is that trafic doesn't affect mass transit as much. You do save time there, but for the most part, the commutes are about the same, just far more relaxing.

Now, the problem is when you get to town. Salt Lake has a great commuter rail/light rail system, covering a 90 mile swath of the Wasatch front, and serving something like 95% of the state's population. Unfortunately, once you get into the city, you could very easily be totally screwed. The bus system here SUCKS. It's like you can get 95% of the needed distance in half an hour, and then spend another hour trying to travel that last 4 miles. At my last job, it was a 17 minute drive or a two hour bus ride, followed by about a mile of walking. Luckily now I can ride the light rail all the way to work, but not everybody is this lucky.
 
2013-03-04 11:58:23 AM  

give me doughnuts: MyKingdomForYourHorse: So thanks to this Marxist , Communist, Kenyan Usurper very soon jacked booted Negro thugs from ACORN will come to steal my home, cuckold my wife, and rape my daughter. They will also confiscate my entire arsenal of guns which will be sent to be melted into scrap. That scrap will be used to create a giant statue of Chairmen Mao getting done from behind by Karl Marx (reach around obligatory).

I will then be shipped by train in giant human container cars, to be locked away in a FEMA camp. My wife and children to be sent to numerous government urban citys where they will follow only our now dictator Obama. Once in the FEMA camps I will be forced to labor, building things to satisfy our many Tars and supreme Kenyan socialist leader of the new United Federal States of America.

....am I missing anything?


No sodas over 16 ounces.


An acquaintance on FB had a post that said something along the line of "If we're paying for your health insurance, we can tell you what you do with it (i.e. deny reproductive rights)".  I was temped to ask "so tell me about 16 oz sodas and school lunches" but I'm not sure I would have survived the flood of derp that would have ensued.

/also saw a post where Hillary was a "disrespectful c*nt" over her Benghazi testimony.  The irony of calling a sitting Secretary of State that was apparently lost on them.
 
2013-03-04 12:00:48 PM  

Richard C Stanford: You forgot to add Muslim terrorist.


give me doughnuts: No sodas over 16 ounces.


Pants full of macaroni!!: Arugula.


SovietCanuckistan: Teh Ghey Marriages


spickus: Spell check


So thanks to this Marxist , Communist, Kenyan Usurper very soon jacked booted Negro thugs from ACORN will come to steal my home, cuckold my wife, and rape my daughter. They will also confiscate my entire arsenal of guns which will be sent to be melted into scrap. That scrap will be used to create a giant statue of Chairmen Mao getting done from behind by Karl Marx (reach around obligatory).

I will then be shipped by train in giant human container cars, to be locked away in a FEMA camp. My wife and children to be sent to numerous government urban cities where they will follow only our now dictator Obama and forced into lesbian relationships and my wife forced to marry several women. Once in the FEMA camps I will be forced to labor, building things to satisfy our many Tars and supreme Kenyan socialist leader of the new United Federal States of America. Things like larger than 16oz cups for government workers only. My only sustenance will consist of green sustainable organic greens like arugula.
 
2013-03-04 12:01:04 PM  

Richard C Stanford: MyKingdomForYourHorse: So thanks to this Marxist , Communist, Kenyan Usurper very soon jacked booted Negro thugs from ACORN will come to steal my home, cuckold my wife, and rape my daughter. They will also confiscate my entire arsenal of guns which will be sent to be melted into scrap. That scrap will be used to create a giant statue of Chairmen Mao getting done from behind by Karl Marx (reach around obligatory).

I will then be shipped by train in giant human container cars, to be locked away in a FEMA camp. My wife and children to be sent to numerous government urban citys where they will follow only our now dictator Obama. Once in the FEMA camps I will be forced to labor, building things to satisfy our many Tars and supreme Kenyan socialist leader of the new United Federal States of America.

....am I missing anything?

You forgot to add Muslim terrorist.



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2013-03-04 12:02:11 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: So thanks to this Marxist , Communist, Kenyan Usurper very soon jacked booted Negro thugs from ACORN will come to steal my home, cuckold my wife, and rape my daughter. They will also confiscate my entire arsenal of guns which will be sent to be melted into scrap. That scrap will be used to create a giant statue of Chairmen Mao getting done from behind by Karl Marx (reach around obligatory).

I will then be shipped by train in giant human container cars, to be locked away in a FEMA camp. My wife and children to be sent to numerous government urban citys where they will follow only our now dictator Obama. Once in the FEMA camps I will be forced to labor, building things to satisfy our many Tars and supreme Kenyan socialist leader of the new United Federal States of America.

....am I missing anything?


fancy mustard and BENGHAZI!
 
2013-03-04 12:02:36 PM  
I know everyone wants to dismiss this out of hand but the reality is that the anti-Agenda 21 crowd has been effective (if not extreme) at the local and state level.

Across America, local governments have, when pressed by these folks, given up their membership in ICLEI (the organization providing guidance and assistance to governments seeking to implement sustainable development measures. There are many reports of groups showing up at local government meetings simply to shut down the meeting because they felt like it. We're talking about 80 people reading the 300+ page Agenda 21 document in 3 minute slices. We're talking about people showing up to shout down elected officials discussing public policy...the stuff a democracy is made of.

At least one state (AL) has ratified a non-binding resolution banning anything having to do with "sustainable development" or "green". About 10 state legislatures have had bills go through one or both houses of government before being killed off.  These folks are organized and persistent. Here's a main branch of their tree...its not Glenn Beck, he's just a shill. Finally, remember the RNC made this position part of their national platform in 2012.
 
2013-03-04 12:02:40 PM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: 'Dey terk err gerns!'

Wait is this the UN gun thing or some other form of derp? I may have got ahead of myself here.


First the UN takes your guns, then they take your land.

Likely?  No.  Plausible?  Sure.  That's what makes it *just* believable enough.  History is full of instances where the governed were trampled on by the governing.  It is also full of instances where people said "that's impossible!" only to be eventually proven wrong.

So, there's nothing wrong with vigilance. But, outright saying that someone (i.e. Obama) *IS* doing it is just outright fear-mongering.
 
2013-03-04 12:05:06 PM  

Raharu: img854.imageshack.us


And, of course, if the "vigilant" are posting rants like this, all it does is weaken their position, and they've surrendered the high ground.

There's one thing to list potential connections to events and how they correlate; but when someone starts in with the ad hominem, they just end up sounding like a paranoid schizophrenic.
 
2013-03-04 12:06:20 PM  
My God Raharu, where did you dig up that dreadful thing?
 
2013-03-04 12:12:31 PM  

Raharu: img854.imageshack.us


Ok, I relent. I can't top that.
 
2013-03-04 12:12:45 PM  
Sounds like the author is just upset that Lakeway is blowing up.
 
2013-03-04 12:16:19 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: So thanks to this Marxist , Communist, Kenyan Usurper very soon jacked booted Negro thugs from ACORN will come to steal my home, cuckold my wife, and rape my daughter. They will also confiscate my entire arsenal of guns which will be sent to be melted into scrap. That scrap will be used to create a giant statue of Chairmen Mao getting done from behind by Karl Marx (reach around obligatory).

I will then be shipped by train in giant human container cars, to be locked away in a FEMA camp. My wife and children to be sent to numerous government urban citys where they will follow only our now dictator Obama. Once in the FEMA camps I will be forced to labor, building things to satisfy our many Tars and supreme Kenyan socialist leader of the new United Federal States of America.

....am I missing anything?


You forgot about being gay-married to your cellmate and required to create at least two gay porn videos in your cell per week for viewing in preschool sex ed classes.
 
2013-03-04 12:24:02 PM  
I posted this in the "Obama is God" thread, but it works here, too.

Psychosis refers to an abnormal condition of the mind, and is a generic psychiatric term for a mental state often described as involving a "loss of contact with reality". People suffering from psychosis are described as psychotic. Psychosis is given to the more severe forms of psychiatric disorder, during which hallucinations and delusions and impaired insight may occur.

A significant number of American are clinically psychotic.
 
2013-03-04 12:25:10 PM  

TV's Vinnie: You forgot about being gay-married to your cellmate and required to create at least two gay porn videos in your cell per week for viewing in preschool sex ed classes.


If you are lucky enough not to be relocated to a FEMA camp, you are legally required to house a family of illegal aliens and not complain when they eat all your food.
 
2013-03-04 12:32:22 PM  

Magnanimous_J: My God Raharu, where did you dig up that dreadful thing?




I am a collector of fine Derp, Herp and Whargarbles.

I'm currently collecting posts of political tab trolls and making them into Art collages.
 
2013-03-04 12:32:31 PM  

coeyagi: Since all of Northern Delaware (except Wilmington) is suburban sprawl, I expect the U.N trucks to come rolling in any day now.


But how are they going to negotiate all the U-Turns?
 
2013-03-04 12:36:34 PM  

Raharu: Magnanimous_J: My God Raharu, where did you dig up that dreadful thing?

I am a collector of fine Derp, Herp and Whargarbles.

I'm currently collecting posts of political tab trolls and making them into Art collages.


Make sure to include the occasional fat dog in clown shoes.
 
2013-03-04 12:38:55 PM  

Raharu: I'm currently collecting posts of political tab trolls and making them into Art collages.


Make sure you throw in a face palm or two
 
2013-03-04 12:46:37 PM  
Is wikipedia somehow blocked form the tea-party derp types when they become a member?

Agenda 21, Wikipedia:

Agenda 21 is a non-binding, voluntarily implemented action plan of the

That's literally the first sentence; non-binding, voluntary.  If you don't want your local government to be sustainable, for some asinine reason I can't fathom, then vote and tell them not to.  No black helicopter is going to come to your house and cart you off for not having a solar panel in your back yard.
 
2013-03-04 12:57:28 PM  
There is, instead, a perfectly transparent plan to include them in the list of communities that must be brought into the sustainability fold if we're ever to address climate change effectively, protect wildlife habitat, and ensure that we don't pollute or deplete our resources to the point of no return.

Liberal code for "FEMA camps"
 
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