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(Newser)   Anheuser-Busch gets to the bottom of how testing could show their "beer" was watered down   (newser.com) divider line 16
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2013-03-04 01:13:10 PM
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i232.photobucket.com
2013-03-04 01:32:06 PM
4 votes:
I thought everybody knew that Bud doesn't sell watered down beer.  They sell slightly beered up water.
2013-03-04 01:45:51 PM
3 votes:
I inject hops directly into my eyeballs. The rest of you are pussies.
Bf+
2013-03-04 01:43:54 PM
2 votes:
CSB time...
I was waiting (drinking) at an airport bar between flights.  A guy sits down at the bar and orders a bud light.  The bartender explains they don't have that particular beer.  The guy replies, "just give me whatever is closest."  The bartender, wearing the largest of grins, serves him a glass of water.  Everyone at the bar bursts into laughter... except the one guy.  He was not so pleased.  Which kinda made it funnier.
2013-03-04 01:10:07 PM
2 votes:
Budweiser is the best-tasting beer in the world, hands down.
2013-03-04 03:43:36 PM
1 votes:
This is the best beer on the planet:
upload.wikimedia.org
Fark Budweiser.
2013-03-04 03:10:37 PM
1 votes:

Private_Citizen: I wonder what the Venn diagram for beer snobs and free market adherents would look like? Because those in the intersection need to seriously ponder the question: "If my taste in beer is so great, then why does Budweiser sell more beer in a minute than my favorite company will in a year?"

/I'm sure the mental gymnastics for the resulting rationalization will be worthy of the Olympics.


memeorama.com
2013-03-04 02:39:37 PM
1 votes:
i306.photobucket.com
2013-03-04 01:32:59 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: MaxxLarge: The biggest mystery about this whole thing is that anyone expected American beer to be any good in the first place.

Well, it is well crafted. It's really really different to make a lager that light consistently over and over again.

It's not my kind of beer but I can be impressed by the effort.


I am, frankly, amazed at how they manage to remove so MUCH of the flavor and character from the likes of Budweiser.

I have tried a few times to brew something as light and tasteless as Bud / Coors, but my beer has always turned out to be far too flavorful and aromatic to be even considered a close match.
2013-03-04 01:27:03 PM
1 votes:
People who buy crappy, cheap beer complain that they are drinking crappy, cheap beer, Rick Romero reports.

As a native of St.Louis, I drank the crap beer as a teenager, its some sort of loyalty test. In my old age I have learned the diffrence between real beer and that piss water swill they call beer. Oh what I wouldn't give for a chimay.
2013-03-04 01:25:54 PM
1 votes:
I don't get why A-B doesn't just own their clients... the low brow red neck trash of the US makes that company billions per year, yet they are constantly trying to reimage themselves, rebrand themselves, discredit claims of low quality, all to try and raise themselves a notch or 2 with the beer snob crowd...

Seriously A-B, and Miller, the two of you should embrace your clientele. Without the wife beaters and the gun freaks, without the 4x4 penis extensions, the cow nuts hanging from the bumpers, without the bleached damaged hair, and beer cozies with stupid slogans, and without nascar, where would you be?

Bankrupt and penniless that's where...

So BE PROUD of your clients american swill companies... and don't let the real craftsmen get you down, while they are perfecting the balance between hops and malt, you can laugh at their attempts all the way to the bank....
2013-03-04 01:25:00 PM
1 votes:
According to foodandnutritionmagazine.org,

The typical American beer ranges from 90 percent to 94 percent water and averages 4.6 percent alcohol by volume

Having sex in a canoe?
2013-03-04 01:15:23 PM
1 votes:
Dear A-B could you please stop with the Landslide horse commercial.
2013-03-04 01:08:32 PM
1 votes:
A-B doesn't add water to their beer. I thought everyone knew that they added horse piss.
2013-03-04 01:05:57 PM
1 votes:
Wait! Blatz is real? I thought it was an older version of Duff. It must not be a southern thing, huh.
2013-03-04 11:47:26 AM
1 votes:

MaxxLarge: The biggest mystery about this whole thing is that anyone expected American beer to be any good in the first place.


Well, it is well crafted. It's really really different to make a lager that light consistently over and over again.

It's not my kind of beer but I can be impressed by the effort.
 
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