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(The Times of India)   Guy walks into barbershop, grabs straight razor and decides to take manscaping to the extreme   (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) divider line 49
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2013-03-04 11:29:39 AM
That's not a built-in strop and it should not be used as such.
 
2013-03-04 11:29:47 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-04 11:30:02 AM
Just the tip?

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-04 11:30:12 AM
"Yeah, just take a little off the top."
 
2013-03-04 11:30:15 AM
So, he was hearing voices and thought they were coming from his other brain?
 
2013-03-04 11:31:04 AM
The investigating officer at Vijay Nagar police station said that he was addicted to playing gamble and money loss might have prompted him to take the step. The eye-witnesses said that he was saying that he had got a lottery.

Holy fark, what did I just read?  Usually I speak like that after 7 cocktails.
 
2013-03-04 11:33:27 AM
You know what? If you're crazy and want to chop off your dick, go right ahead.
 
2013-03-04 11:33:43 AM

blatz514: The investigating officer at Vijay Nagar police station said that he was addicted to playing gamble and money loss might have prompted him to take the step. The eye-witnesses said that he was saying that he had got a lottery.

Holy fark, what did I just read?  Usually I speak like that after 7 cocktails.


Other places that were also British colonies have their own take on the English language and they be verbing nouns and nouning verbs different than we is.
 
2013-03-04 11:34:10 AM

blatz514: The investigating officer at Vijay Nagar police station said that he was addicted to playing gamble and money loss might have prompted him to take the step. The eye-witnesses said that he was saying that he had got a lottery.

Holy fark, what did I just read?  Usually I speak like that after 7 cocktails.


This article brought to you by Google Translate!
 
2013-03-04 11:34:17 AM
Mentally challenged man writes for The Times of India
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-04 11:34:43 AM
If only someone would have had some type of.........

/nevermind
 
2013-03-04 11:36:10 AM
I got a lottery once.  It was awesome.  Almost made me want to cut off my penis.
 
2013-03-04 11:36:45 AM
Step 1: Get a lottery
Step 2: Start playing gamble
Step 3: Profit, sans penis?
 
2013-03-04 11:36:50 AM

blatz514: The investigating officer at Vijay Nagar police station said that he was addicted to playing gamble and money loss might have prompted him to take the step. The eye-witnesses said that he was saying that he had got a lottery.

Holy fark, what did I just read?  Usually I speak like that after 7 cocktails.


Yeah, it was either Google translate or that the mentally challenged man  is also the author.
 
2013-03-04 11:37:12 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: You know what? If you're crazy and want to chop off your dick, go right ahead.


It is an effective means to making sure the crazy genes don't get passed on.
 
2013-03-04 11:37:18 AM
Self Bobbitization.
 
2013-03-04 11:38:19 AM
I bet the aftershave really stung.
 
2013-03-04 11:38:34 AM

Munden: blatz514: The investigating officer at Vijay Nagar police station said that he was addicted to playing gamble and money loss might have prompted him to take the step. The eye-witnesses said that he was saying that he had got a lottery.

Holy fark, what did I just read?  Usually I speak like that after 7 cocktails.

Yeah, it was either Google translate or that the mentally challenged man  is also the author.


I found a pic of the author..

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-04 11:38:47 AM
and we thought Van Gogh was crazy in love
 
2013-03-04 11:40:52 AM
Did his mother drown him later?
 
2013-03-04 11:41:23 AM
I have more bellyhair than pubes, so I understand the need to lose a little. But not the big white hair down there.
 
2013-03-04 11:48:59 AM
shave and a haircut... two bits.
 
2013-03-04 11:50:32 AM
Rectum?!  Close, but it damned near killed him.
 
2013-03-04 11:50:49 AM

cgraves67: blatz514: The investigating officer at Vijay Nagar police station said that he was addicted to playing gamble and money loss might have prompted him to take the step. The eye-witnesses said that he was saying that he had got a lottery.

Holy fark, what did I just read?  Usually I speak like that after 7 cocktails.

Other places that were also British colonies have their own take on the English language and they be verbing nouns and nouning verbs different than we is.


I read it in Apu's voice, and I know that makes me a bad person...but it sounded AWESOME.

/Crazy love for Zee TV!
//Astrologists would have advised him to not sever his lingam.
 
2013-03-04 11:53:52 AM
I had to close that article right away.
 
2013-03-04 11:54:59 AM
We have a potential living Darwin award winner!
 
2013-03-04 11:55:10 AM
Vijay, Nagar, please.
 
2013-03-04 11:59:55 AM

ThatVANguy: Step 1: Get a lottery
Step 2: Start playing gamble
Step 3: Profit, sans penis?


Flawless Victory!
 
2013-03-04 12:01:51 PM

FARK rebel soldier: I have more bellyhair than pubes, so I understand the need to lose a little. But not the big white hair down there.


hairs on your stomach are 'pubes'. pubic hair. hair which grows here and there after puberty.
 
2013-03-04 12:09:51 PM
Nope, not clicking on that link, not gonna do it...
 
2013-03-04 12:10:17 PM
Hussain, Chop!
 
2013-03-04 12:14:56 PM
Speak it! English Do You! farker Mother!
 
2013-03-04 12:15:44 PM
i804.photobucket.com

Goober?
 
2013-03-04 12:16:34 PM
Weenie Todd
 
2013-03-04 12:25:49 PM
GOTTA be said...

web.mit.edu
 
2013-03-04 12:31:13 PM
So Meow Said The dog writes for the Times of India
 
2013-03-04 12:32:53 PM

TuteTibiImperes: It is an effective means to making sure the crazy genes don't get passed on.


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-04 12:48:18 PM
Probably read this Cyanide & Happiness from the other day.
www.explosm.net
 
2013-03-04 12:54:52 PM
I liking the articles when translated by machine. Where is bear?
 
2013-03-04 12:57:56 PM
If he had 3 more like minded friends, he could have had a barberchop quartet.
 
2013-03-04 01:22:54 PM

KrispyKritter: hairs on your stomach are 'pubes'. pubic hair. hair which grows here and there after puberty.


And similarly, the pubic region is the region you gained during puberty. Before puberty, the pubis is a pubisn't.
 
2013-03-04 01:34:05 PM
You don't stick your dick in crazy

You don't slick your dick off, you crazy?
 
2013-03-04 01:35:47 PM
Maybe after he got lottery, he felt that if he lossed penis there not be girl to take lottery he got.
 
2013-03-04 01:41:00 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: You know what? If you're crazy and want to chop off your dick, go right ahead.


I don't agree with you all that often, but when I do it's all the way!
 
2013-03-04 02:00:11 PM

royone: KrispyKritter: hairs on your stomach are 'pubes'. pubic hair. hair which grows here and there after puberty.

And similarly, the pubic region is the region you gained during puberty. Before puberty, the pubis is a pubisn't.


This feels eerily familiar to the argument in Mallrats about the cookie stand being part of the food court
 
2013-03-04 02:13:52 PM

DownDaRiver: Maybe after he got lottery, he felt that if he lossed penis there not be girl to take lottery he got.


hes crazy like a fox ;)
 
2013-03-04 02:16:08 PM
no LumberJack reference?
 
2013-03-04 04:44:24 PM

uncleacid: I bet the aftershave really stung.


In spite of the fact that I was reading this thread with my legs protectively crossed and a silence of the lambs tuck, that still made me laugh.  I then herniated myself.

unchellmatt: GOTTA be said...

[web.mit.edu image 300x159]


so much this
 
2013-03-05 12:52:38 PM

TuteTibiImperes: AverageAmericanGuy:

You know what? If you're crazy and want to chop off your dick, go right ahead.


As we've heard here before, drastic measures can be necessary when the "inside" and the "outside" don't match.


It is an effective means to making sure the crazy genes don't get passed on.

It is a bit too drastic though, at least for my taste. Indeed not passing on crazy genes is easy enough that anybody could do it with proper education and motivation: for about 30 years I found ways that didn't involve any cutting at all, then got a vasectomy as soon as I found out that was covered by that HMO.

So there never was and never will be a The One True TheDavid Jr. So where's my damn cookie?!?
 
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