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2013-03-04 11:31:58 AM
hostmypicture.com
 
2013-03-04 11:37:26 AM
it's not a miracle he survived the fall, it's a miracle he's lived to 4 with such a dipsh*t parent.
 
2013-03-04 11:41:24 AM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-04 11:46:01 AM
The Aristocrats!
 
2013-03-04 11:56:19 AM
Is the child female and answer to the name of May?
 
2013-03-04 12:29:25 PM

MaxxLarge: [hostmypicture.com image 545x436]


TOO SOON.
 
2013-03-04 12:29:52 PM
White Kids can jump!
 
2013-03-04 12:30:19 PM

blatz514: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 262x192]


show me: The Aristocrats!


And we're done here.
 
2013-03-04 12:30:45 PM
IS HE A WIZARD?
 
2013-03-04 12:31:30 PM
Wow.. "something" watching over him.. "angels" watching him.. obviously coz the adults int he story sure as fark weren't
 
2013-03-04 12:32:50 PM
FTFA: "A neighbor, who is obviously a moron, was talking to Dylan wasn't sure quite what had happened."

FTFT

/for his next act, he'll tug on his little peter...
 
2013-03-04 12:33:53 PM
The boy, who is from Aurora, Colo., was standing on a couch talking to neighbors when the fall occurred.

What kind of conversation do you have with a 4 year-old?
 
2013-03-04 12:34:09 PM
Why is it that these "someones" that watch over people don't just stop the horrific episode from happening at all? Seems like that would be easier. How bout just not letting the kid fall out the window in the first place?

God is such an asshole.
 
2013-03-04 12:37:08 PM
That's nothing, you wouldn't believe the height he fell from four years ago. Hold on let me get a calculator.
fc05.deviantart.net
 
2013-03-04 12:38:56 PM

abhorrent1: The boy, who is from Aurora, Colo., was standing on a couch talking to neighbors when the fall occurred.

What kind of conversation do you have with a 4 year-old?


Well, you could start with "Dylan, do you like movies about gladiators?"
 
2013-03-04 12:39:25 PM
And I bet he landed in some sort of kneeling crouched position with his arms out. I've seen this comic book before.
 
2013-03-04 12:42:27 PM

blatz514: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 262x192]


Came for this...

/leaving happy
//the aristocrats
 
2013-03-04 12:49:06 PM
awoiaf.westeros.org
The things i do for love
 
2013-03-04 12:50:04 PM

MaxxLarge:


Dude.
 
2013-03-04 12:55:38 PM
I bet it looked a little something like this.
 
2013-03-04 01:05:18 PM

ramen_for_all: MaxxLarge:

Dude.


seriously? that bothers you? he would've just been some forgotten about back-up guitarist if it weren't for that amazing "accident" that propelled him into the spotlight and ensured him a spot in music history.

and don't think he's the only one. 'America's Most Wanted' host John Walsh was a failed tv personality/producer until he stumbled upon a gold-mine opportunity with the "disappearance" of his son Adam in 1981.

don't be naive and think that people aren't making deals with the devil every day to acquire their earthly riches. they will suffer their fate though when they enter the eternal absence of light.
 
2013-03-04 01:05:25 PM

MaxxLarge: [hostmypicture.com image 545x436]


You, and everyone who laughed at that, are going to end up with their own level of hell.  We'll be expecting you to make with the limericks.
 
2013-03-04 01:05:40 PM
The Defenestrats!

/stolen, from myself
 
2013-03-04 01:10:18 PM
Future Olympic gymnast.
 
2013-03-04 01:11:37 PM

calbert: ramen_for_all: MaxxLarge:

Dude.

seriously? that bothers you? he would've just been some forgotten about back-up guitarist if it weren't for that amazing "accident" that propelled him into the spotlight and ensured him a spot in music history.


Do you know how I know you're an ignorant twerp? Eric Clapton was a huge star in his own right before your parents even met, I'll bet. Look up "Yardbirds". I've always thought he was overrated, and I've also always heard from people who've met him that he's a world-class jerk, but let's at least have the facts straight before we start talking shiat.
 
2013-03-04 01:11:45 PM

abhorrent1: The boy, who is from Aurora, Colo., was standing on a couch talking to neighbors when the fall occurred.

What kind of conversation do you have with a 4 year-old?


"Hey kid! C'mere for a sec."
 
2013-03-04 01:18:32 PM

stevejovi: calbert: ramen_for_all: MaxxLarge:

Dude.

seriously? that bothers you? he would've just been some forgotten about back-up guitarist if it weren't for that amazing "accident" that propelled him into the spotlight and ensured him a spot in music history.

Do you know how I know you're an ignorant twerp? Eric Clapton was a huge star in his own right before your parents even met, I'll bet. Look up "Yardbirds". I've always thought he was overrated, and I've also always heard from people who've met him that he's a world-class jerk, but let's at least have the facts straight before we start talking shiat.


Congratulations, catbert, you got a bite.
 
2013-03-04 01:27:55 PM

blatz514: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 262x192]


First thing I thought of...
 
2013-03-04 01:27:56 PM
streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-04 01:38:37 PM
"I fall ... really, really far," he said.

That's funny, I remember hearing Phil Specter say the same thing in one of his interviews.
 
2013-03-04 01:50:35 PM

calbert: he would've just been some forgotten about back-up guitarist if it weren't for that amazing "accident" that propelled him into the spotlight and ensured him a spot in music history.


If you believe this, I think you're pretty clueless.

He was an extremely accomplished, celebrated rock and roll guitarist long before that happened.
 
2013-03-04 01:54:50 PM

show me: Congratulations, catbert, you got a bite.


Make that two...

It looks like a troll, smells like a troll...

So what, I don't mind taking the bait.
 
2013-03-04 01:59:32 PM
Two kittens saw it, one looked at the other and said "see, i told you they could do it".
 
2013-03-04 02:05:43 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "I fall ... really, really far," he said.

That's funny, I remember hearing Phil Specter say the same thing in one of his interviews.


You know who else...?
kgov.com
 
2013-03-04 02:07:27 PM
In addition to Smart! and Funny!, Fark will now be offering a Wrong! choice, due largely in part by Mr. Maxx Large's wonderfully tasteless pic.

Well done, you magnificently warped bastard.
 
2013-03-04 02:11:03 PM
calbert: he would've just been some forgotten about back-up guitarist if it weren't for that amazing "accident" that propelled him into the spotlight and ensured him a spot in music history.I'm pretty sure that getting to be the first non-Beatle to play on a Beatles record (While My Guitar Gently Weeps) and stealing George Harrison's beautiful wife were pretty good accomplishments long before THAT happened.....
 
2013-03-04 02:20:04 PM
Our baby fell out of the window. You'd think that her head would be split.  But luck was with her that morning.
 
2013-03-04 02:20:28 PM
No barrel roll?

Come back when you have some skills, kid.
 
2013-03-04 02:21:34 PM

MaxxLarge: [hostmypicture.com image 545x436]


boom! winner winner chicken dinner!
 
2013-03-04 02:24:11 PM
<i>"I feel beyond lucky. There must have been something watching over Dylan that day," </i>

3.bp.blogspot.com

It all comes together.
 
2013-03-04 02:29:20 PM

chubby muppet: Well done, you magnificently warped bastard.


I live to serve.
 
2013-03-04 02:34:24 PM

WanPhat: Our baby fell out of the window. You'd think that her head would be split.  But luck was with her that morning.


She fell in a barrel of sh...
 
2013-03-04 02:57:00 PM

abhorrent1: The boy, who is from Aurora, Colo., was standing on a couch talking to neighbors when the fall occurred.

What kind of conversation do you have with a 4 year-old?


Male or female?
 
2013-03-04 03:00:31 PM
"She has since moved out of the apartment complex and is living with a relative. She is looking for a new place on the first floor."

Mom has little faith in son's learning ability.
 
2013-03-04 03:49:26 PM
I'm skeptical that this happened at all. This is going to be forwarded by old folks as a proof of a miracle . But then again skiers fall more than three stories all the time .
 
2013-03-04 04:09:51 PM

knedgecko: Two kittens saw it, one looked at the other and said "see, i told you they could do it".


The only thing I thought of. You win.
 
2013-03-04 04:14:12 PM

WanPhat: Our baby fell out of the window. You'd think that her head would be split.  But luck was with her that morning.


She landed in a big pile of sh...aving cream?
 
2013-03-04 04:25:29 PM
what's missing from this version is that the mother is now looking for a first floor apt, and is a MILF.
 
2013-03-04 08:13:39 PM
DIO. why are we still here?
 
2013-03-05 03:22:22 AM
Third floor means he fell two stories, which is maybe six yards. It's a lot but for a small child, less traumatic than you might think, especially if the ground was even slightly shock absorbent.
 
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