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(York Daily Record)   A captain always goes down with his... carjacked minivan taxi, after an 80mph police chase that ends with him launching it into the river and standing on it naked, waving his underwear over his head as it sinks   (ydr.com) divider line 28
    More: Strange, Susquehanna River, car chase  
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2013-03-04 08:46:51 AM
Crews are currently working in the water to recover the vehicle. More information will be posted as it becomes available.

Wonderful.  Now I'm going to have keep taking F5 until I know what happens.
 
2013-03-04 09:20:50 AM
That's how I want to go out.
 
2013-03-04 09:22:41 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Wonderful. Now I'm going to have keep taking F5 until I know what happens.


Is F5 the new bath salts?
 
2013-03-04 09:27:40 AM
This man is a true hero!
 
2013-03-04 09:32:08 AM
TFA: Goldsboro resident Adrienne Intrieri, 24, said she was in her home watching television when a car sped by, with several police vehicles behind it. "So I knew something was going on," she said.

Which part was the give-away?
 
2013-03-04 09:40:55 AM

theorellior: I_Am_Weasel: Wonderful. Now I'm going to have keep taking F5 until I know what happens.

Is F5 the new bath salts?


I hear it makes you feel refreshed.
 
2013-03-04 09:43:59 AM
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What a witness to a naked man on a sinking taxi might look like.
 
2013-03-04 09:53:18 AM
Who's the UBoat captain?
 
2013-03-04 10:14:51 AM
Was Adrian Beaky killed in the battle?
 
2013-03-04 10:20:44 AM
Dive Dive Dive
 
2013-03-04 10:24:07 AM
It was shrinkage!
 
2013-03-04 10:25:56 AM
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Finally saw a smaller pecker than his own.  He couldn't be happier.  Wait till he finds out it was due to shrinkage.

Also, I am glad that naked guy was able to swim to safety after being taken for a ride in that 'van wanted for carjacking'.  You thought is was bad when an Arab was driving.
 
2013-03-04 10:35:27 AM
poetry in motion...
beautiful.
 
2013-03-04 10:40:06 AM
Or as we call it here....Monday
 
2013-03-04 10:44:41 AM
He planned on living in that van. Down by the river.
 
2013-03-04 10:55:28 AM
white boy in a camouflage do rag. nice fashion sense, dipstick. and he wonders why his kids pretend their father is dead.
 
2013-03-04 11:21:03 AM
(before reading article)

I'm going to guess ... back East, somewhere? New Jersey?

(reads article)

Ohhh ... Pennsylvania. Sounds about right.
 
2013-03-04 11:33:35 AM
oooOOOOOoooo...Fark that stupid groudhog!! I'm going to Disneyland!!! yeeeeAAAAhhhhh!!!
 
2013-03-04 11:38:43 AM
If you are going to go, go BIG!

/c'mon, you have to admit waving the underwear was a nice touch,
 
2013-03-04 11:44:10 AM
Did someone stop his head from sinking?
 
2013-03-04 11:45:14 AM

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Finally saw a smaller pecker than his own.  He couldn't be happier.  Wait till he finds out it was due to shrinkage.

Also, I am glad that naked guy was able to swim to safety after being taken for a ride in that 'van wanted for carjacking'.  You thought is was bad when an Arab was driving.


/Sweet bleeding jebus, that guy was the star of the report. Comedy gold, delivered with deadpan expression.  Excellent.
 
2013-03-04 11:47:54 AM
We all come into the world naked, screaming and covered in blood.Only a few go out that way
 
2013-03-04 12:41:43 PM
Were they boxers or tighty-whities?

/inquiring minds and all that
 
2013-03-04 12:46:52 PM
Headline missing obligatory "The Aristocrats"?
 
2013-03-04 12:48:41 PM
Funny, When I was in the Air Force the standard safety briefing include the statement,"If we find a need to abandon the aircraft the last one off will be the aircraft commander, ...... Congratulations."
 
2013-03-04 03:13:48 PM
How many stars was that?
 
2013-03-04 11:19:01 PM
Breaking News: A second minivan has crashed into the river. I repeat: A second minivan has crashed into the river.

Initial reports suggested the perpetrator was wearing boxers. Those reports were incorrect. We now know that he was wearing briefs.

/window seat please
 
2013-03-05 06:03:42 AM
Police report hearing him say "TA-DA!"
 
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