Prank Call of Cthulhu: There needs to be an Easter version of Krampus.
Real Women Drink Akvavit: dickfreckle: Have any of you Americans (I'm one) been to a Tescos? I know it's just a grocery store and should be just like shopping in the US with other whiteys, but that chain bewildered me. There I was, all educated and sh*t, trying figure out the basics of getting groceries./has problems at the local supermarket, too, so it's probably just meYeah, it's probably just you. Menfolk like you were one of the reasons the desperate old maid ladies' magazines used to tell the womenfolk one of the best places to meet an eligible man was at the grocery store, usually staring all frightened and confused at the wonderful, spherical things that were not boobs./like a deer in headlights, some of ya are//especially if you're thinking about boobs
vudukungfu: Kinder Eggs > easter eggs.
Slaxl: I don't know wtf eggs have to do with Easter,
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Sybarite: Still too pagan.[sarcasticxtian.com image 550x411]There we go.Does the chocolate cross repel vampires? Or maybe is it only effective on Blackulas?
Parthenogenetic: Jument: No, Jesus does not lay eggs. God reproduces asexually.Parthenogenetically, perhaps?
uncoveror: The real meaning of Easter is "Always look on the bright side of life".
trappedspirit: Has anyone pointed out yet that Christian holidays seem to have been strategically placed on the calendar to coincide with the holidays of other religions that Christians wanted to convert? Because I'd like to be the first person in history to point this out and claim the prize.
stonicus: Easter is a celebration of the first zombie!!
texdent: The true meaning of Easter
Wyckyd Sceptre: www.landoverbaptist.org
fruitloop: I had no idea that Jesuses laid eggs.
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