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(Daily Mail)   At last you can celebrate the REAL meaning of Easter - with Jesus eggs. Jesus   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 165
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2013-03-04 01:47:43 PM  
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Wikipedia: The egg was a symbol of the rebirth of the earth in Pagan celebrations of spring and was adopted by early Christians as a symbol of the rebirth of man at Easter.

So the Christian are trying to reclaim the symbol from the Pagans that they stole in and then lost again. Good luck with that.
 
2013-03-04 01:54:59 PM  
Is this where Richard Attenborough finds some fossilised Jesus DNA in amber, clones him into an ostrich egg, and creates the reincarnation of Satan when he realises he's mixed up the genetic sequencing?
 
2013-03-04 02:36:38 PM  
All thi talk of Jesús Eggs is making me hungry for some Huevos Rancheros.

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Oh - Jesus.
 
2013-03-04 02:54:59 PM  
No, Jesus does not lay eggs. God reproduces asexually.
 
2013-03-04 03:06:45 PM  

Jument: No, Jesus does not lay eggs. God reproduces asexually.


Parthenogenetically, perhaps?

Bart Farker: All thi talk of Jesús Eggs is making me hungry for some Huevos Rancheros.

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Oh - Jesus.


Dammit, now I want chorizo and eggs.   recipe

I was skeptical of the raisins, but it works.
 
2013-03-04 03:35:48 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Jument: No, Jesus does not lay eggs. God reproduces asexually.

Parthenogenetically, perhaps?



So when people say "Jesus H. Christ," the H stands for haploid?
 
2013-03-04 04:12:44 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Dammit, now I want chorizo and eggs.


moviehole.net

So does he.
 
2013-03-04 05:07:11 PM  

Jument: No, Jesus does not lay eggs. God reproduces asexually.


Then what was Mary for?
 
2013-03-04 05:11:20 PM  
www.jesusneverexisted.com
 
2013-03-04 05:41:10 PM  

BigBeefyBaynon: www.jesusneverexisted.com


FAIL. There's no chocolate on that website.
 
2013-03-04 06:14:30 PM  
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2013-03-04 06:19:25 PM  

bdub77: On the other hand google image search for "Jesus Eggs" provides gems like this:


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-03-04 06:23:14 PM  

natazha: Krymson Tyde: I love how Christians celebrate their two holiest days.

 By stealing pagan holidays and pigging out?


Most of them don't know the origins of Easter and Christmas. What they do know is the Easter Bunny hides eggs on the day christ was resurrected and you spend a lot of money in a commercial whorefest for His birthday.
 
2013-03-04 07:51:25 PM  

Krymson Tyde: natazha: Krymson Tyde: I love how Christians celebrate their two holiest days.

 By stealing pagan holidays and pigging out?

Most of them don't know the origins of Easter and Christmas. What they do know is the Easter Bunny hides eggs on the day christ was resurrected and you spend a lot of money in a commercial whorefest for His birthday.


Most of them don't know much about anything.
 
2013-03-04 07:53:27 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: Krymson Tyde: natazha: Krymson Tyde: I love how Christians celebrate their two holiest days.

 By stealing pagan holidays and pigging out?

Most of them don't know the origins of Easter and Christmas. What they do know is the Easter Bunny hides eggs on the day christ was resurrected and you spend a lot of money in a commercial whorefest for His birthday.

Most of them don't know much about anything.


They seem to take pride in ignorance.  Something to do with Eve and the apple, I suppose.
 
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