Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Daily News - Longview)   ♫ If I had a hammer, I'd take hallucinogens, I'd hammer after midnight, and take off all my clothes. I'd carry a naked baby, and tell Jesus to GTFO, until the cops restrain me, all over this land. ♫   ( divider line
    More: Strange, GTFO, synthetic marijuana, kelso, swinging, clothing, woman carrying  
•       •       •

3030 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Mar 2013 at 8:47 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-03-04 09:17:39 AM  
2 votes:

Deucednuisance: Honestly, if you're not even going to try to do it right, why bother?

He was simulating the work of someone on hallucinogens.
2013-03-05 12:05:00 PM  
1 vote:
This cell is your cell.
2013-03-04 10:53:59 AM  
1 vote:
I laughed in perfect meter
2013-03-04 09:57:33 AM  
1 vote:
So it's a stimulant that in high doses causes hallucinations, but in Asia it's a sedative.  What is it about crossing the international dateline that changes its chemical properties.
Displayed 4 of 4 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.