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(Phys Org2)   Get ready for Instagrammed pictures of live fish and blowhole porn everywhere, as dolphins are poised to join humankind on the Internet   (phys.org) divider line 30
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2013-03-03 11:57:07 PM
*ahem* There's already dolphin porn on the Internet.
 
2013-03-04 12:01:42 AM
Gabriel showed a video of a jamming session he had with a bonobo playing the keyboard. The bonobo used one finger to improvise a tune that the singer overlaid with his distinctive voice.

Peter Gabriel with a monkey.  Shocking.
 
2013-03-04 12:04:16 AM

James F. Campbell: *ahem* There's already dolphin porn on the Internet.


xfinity.comcast.net


Go on...
 
2013-03-04 03:21:18 AM
Pfffft.

I've been over dolphin pr0n since 2005.

People getting busy while covered in banana slugs is where it's going on these days.
 
2013-03-04 03:23:03 AM
What if the whole earth was an organism and we were just cells doing a specific function for it? That could mean that Earth itself could be a sentient being. If we could tap into the message that Earth wants to communicate with us, if we were able to speak with our Mother Earth in a common language and learn what it is that we should do or stop doing, how much better off we could be! All of mankind plugged into the primal strains of this Gaia organism, it would be amazing.

I'm not talking about something minor like talking with another species, but with the planet itself. Between humans, the key to understanding and healing begins with communication. We could begin healing our world by just learning to communicate with it.
 
2013-03-04 03:30:57 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What if the whole earth was an organism and we were just cells doing a specific function for it? That could mean that Earth itself could be a sentient being. If we could tap into the message that Earth wants to communicate with us, if we were able to speak with our Mother Earth in a common language and learn what it is that we should do or stop doing, how much better off we could be! All of mankind plugged into the primal strains of this Gaia organism, it would be amazing.

I'm not talking about something minor like talking with another species, but with the planet itself. Between humans, the key to understanding and healing begins with communication. We could begin healing our world by just learning to communicate with it.


notsureifserious.jpg
 
2013-03-04 03:37:13 AM


www.shadowrun4.com

"To the first party to develop an efficient and effective Matrix connection for dolphins, elephants and/or satyrs, and dragons, I leave the access codes to four Zurich-Orbital accounts and a personal visit from Lofwyr."

 
2013-03-04 04:00:22 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What if the whole earth was an organism and we were just cells doing a specific function for it? That could mean that Earth itself could be a sentient being. If we could tap into the message that Earth wants to communicate with us, if we were able to speak with our Mother Earth in a common language and learn what it is that we should do or stop doing, how much better off we could be! All of mankind plugged into the primal strains of this Gaia organism, it would be amazing.

I'm not talking about something minor like talking with another species, but with the planet itself. Between humans, the key to understanding and healing begins with communication. We could begin healing our world by just learning to communicate with it.


At first when I was reading this I thought it would be a Hitchhiker Guide reference or story or something. Then as I kept reading you really started to annoy and bore the ever loving shiat out of me.
 
2013-03-04 04:03:18 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What if the whole earth was an organism and we were just cells doing a specific function for it?


That would make us cancer.
 
2013-03-04 04:35:31 AM

shpritz: AverageAmericanGuy: What if the whole earth was an organism and we were just cells doing a specific function for it?

That would make us cancer.


I would say we're more autoimmune.
 
2013-03-04 04:36:59 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What if the whole earth was an organism and we were just cells doing a specific function for it? That could mean that Earth itself could be a sentient being. If we could tap into the message that Earth wants to communicate with us, if we were able to speak with our Mother Earth in a common language and learn what it is that we should do or stop doing, how much better off we could be! All of mankind plugged into the primal strains of this Gaia organism, it would be amazing.

I'm not talking about something minor like talking with another species, but with the planet itself. Between humans, the key to understanding and healing begins with communication. We could begin healing our world by just learning to communicate with it.


Quiet, Hippie.

We just need to listen to it.

And right now she's saying "I'm getting all hot and bothered".
 
2013-03-04 05:24:30 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What if the whole earth was an organism and we were just cells doing a specific function for it? That could mean that Earth itself could be a sentient being. If we could tap into the message that Earth wants to communicate with us, if we were able to speak with our Mother Earth in a common language and learn what it is that we should do or stop doing, how much better off we could be! All of mankind plugged into the primal strains of this Gaia organism, it would be amazing.

I'm not talking about something minor like talking with another species, but with the planet itself. Between humans, the key to understanding and healing begins with communication. We could begin healing our world by just learning to communicate with it.


assets.diylol.com
 
2013-03-04 05:27:44 AM

HotWingAgenda: shpritz: AverageAmericanGuy: What if the whole earth was an organism and we were just cells doing a specific function for it?

That would make us cancer.

I would say we're more autoimmune.


We fit the characteristics of a virus almost perfectly.
 
2013-03-04 05:31:40 AM

Wrencher: HotWingAgenda: shpritz: AverageAmericanGuy: What if the whole earth was an organism and we were just cells doing a specific function for it?

That would make us cancer.

I would say we're more autoimmune.

We fit the characteristics of a virus almost perfectly.


Especially the AIDS folk. Also the poor. And Africa.

/threefer
 
2013-03-04 05:36:43 AM
Dolphins are evil. Only animals apart from humans that rape and torture for pure amusement.
 
2013-03-04 05:40:16 AM

bukijin: Dolphins are evil. Only animals apart from humans that rape and torture for pure amusement.


Or they just know how to have a good time.

For the libs:

Or maybe they're just right flippers?
 
2013-03-04 05:48:14 AM
 
2013-03-04 05:52:34 AM

bukijin: Dolphins are evil. Only animals apart from humans that rape and torture for pure amusement.


you don't know what you are talking about, Trollie McTrollster. and dolphins are mammals not animals.
reading your post was almost as embarrassing as reading Mr.Gabriels idiocy.
 
2013-03-04 05:53:06 AM
Just remember to keep the monkeys away from Peter Gabriel.
 
2013-03-04 05:58:50 AM
 
2013-03-04 06:03:15 AM
Porn for all intensive porpoises.
 
2013-03-04 06:32:37 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What if the whole earth was an organism and we were just cells doing a specific function for it? That could mean that Earth itself could be a sentient being. If we could tap into the message that Earth wants to communicate with us, if we were able to speak with our Mother Earth in a common language and learn what it is that we should do or stop doing, how much better off we could be! All of mankind plugged into the primal strains of this Gaia organism, it would be amazing.

I'm not talking about something minor like talking with another species, but with the planet itself. Between humans, the key to understanding and healing begins with communication. We could begin healing our world by just learning to communicate with it.


Did you just watch Avatar or something?
 
2013-03-04 07:29:46 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What if the whole earth was an organism and we were just cells doing a specific function for it? That could mean that Earth itself could be a sentient being. If we could tap into the message that Earth wants to communicate with us, if we were able to speak with our Mother Earth in a common language and learn what it is that we should do or stop doing, how much better off we could be! All of mankind plugged into the primal strains of this Gaia organism, it would be amazing.

I'm not talking about something minor like talking with another species, but with the planet itself. Between humans, the key to understanding and healing begins with communication. We could begin healing our world by just learning to communicate with it.


You're not supposed to drink the bong water, man.
 
2013-03-04 08:04:33 AM

Archie Goodwin: AverageAmericanGuy: What if the whole earth was an organism and we were just cells doing a specific function for it? That could mean that Earth itself could be a sentient being. If we could tap into the message that Earth wants to communicate with us, if we were able to speak with our Mother Earth in a common language and learn what it is that we should do or stop doing, how much better off we could be! All of mankind plugged into the primal strains of this Gaia organism, it would be amazing.

I'm not talking about something minor like talking with another species, but with the planet itself. Between humans, the key to understanding and healing begins with communication. We could begin healing our world by just learning to communicate with it.

Quiet, Hippie.

We just need to listen to it.

And right now she's saying "I'm getting all hot and bothered".


I wonder where the Earth's clitoris is...
 
2013-03-04 08:05:42 AM

GAT_00: Gabriel showed a video of a jamming session he had with a bonobo playing the keyboard. The bonobo used one finger to improvise a tune that the singer overlaid with his distinctive voice.

Peter Gabriel with a monkey.  Shocking.


He's only (only) only wanting contact with the rest of the animal world.
 
2013-03-04 08:19:48 AM

Wrencher: HotWingAgenda: shpritz: AverageAmericanGuy: What if the whole earth was an organism and we were just cells doing a specific function for it?

That would make us cancer.

I would say we're more autoimmune.

We fit the characteristics of a virus almost perfectly.


Aside from almost every single characteristic, you're correct.
 
2013-03-04 08:24:46 AM

xanadian: Archie Goodwin: AverageAmericanGuy: What if the whole earth was an organism and we were just cells doing a specific function for it? That could mean that Earth itself could be a sentient being. If we could tap into the message that Earth wants to communicate with us, if we were able to speak with our Mother Earth in a common language and learn what it is that we should do or stop doing, how much better off we could be! All of mankind plugged into the primal strains of this Gaia organism, it would be amazing.

I'm not talking about something minor like talking with another species, but with the planet itself. Between humans, the key to understanding and healing begins with communication. We could begin healing our world by just learning to communicate with it.

Quiet, Hippie.

We just need to listen to it.

And right now she's saying "I'm getting all hot and bothered".

I wonder where the Earth's clitoris is...


Well we know what the Grand Tetons are. Must be Hawaii.
 
2013-03-04 11:12:17 AM
I met Flipper once, at the NJ State Fair in 1970.

I stuck my finger in his blowhole.
 
2013-03-04 11:14:12 AM

kim jong-un: xanadian: Archie Goodwin: AverageAmericanGuy: What if the whole earth was an organism and we were just cells doing a specific function for it? That could mean that Earth itself could be a sentient being. If we could tap into the message that Earth wants to communicate with us, if we were able to speak with our Mother Earth in a common language and learn what it is that we should do or stop doing, how much better off we could be! All of mankind plugged into the primal strains of this Gaia organism, it would be amazing.

I'm not talking about something minor like talking with another species, but with the planet itself. Between humans, the key to understanding and healing begins with communication. We could begin healing our world by just learning to communicate with it.

Quiet, Hippie.

We just need to listen to it.

And right now she's saying "I'm getting all hot and bothered".

I wonder where the Earth's clitoris is...

Well we know what the Grand Tetons are. Must be Hawaii.


What Hawaiian Tetons might look like:

www.vegasnews.com
 
2013-03-04 11:24:25 AM
as long as we don't uplift the reefs we should be fine. Those bastards are cranky and angry about everything
 
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