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(ABC 4 Charleston)   What do you do when you find a 2,000-lb. great white shark? These guys decided to invite it aboard   (abcnews4.com) divider line 62
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2013-03-03 09:12:39 PM  
wciv.images.worldnow.com

SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
 
2013-03-03 09:49:07 PM  
I love how Jax beach people all claim to be surfers.  My terds make higher waves than you can get out at Mayport, Atlantic, or Neptune.
 
2013-03-03 09:51:45 PM  
Can someone less lazy 'busy' put a How YOU Doin'? on that shark pic?
 
2013-03-03 09:52:42 PM  
maybe the guys were gay and enjoy sucking dick
 
2013-03-03 09:53:52 PM  
We don't need a bigger boat?
 
2013-03-03 09:54:38 PM  
According to the earlier article, kill it.
 
2013-03-03 09:55:30 PM  
Seriously, if that shark ate any of the trash on Jax beach, the world would be a better place.  But it would probably die a slow agonizing death if it got a hold of a Petes patron.
 
2013-03-03 09:57:50 PM  
I'm glad they doing all this research. You know, people don't even know how old sharks are?  And I mean that they live two or three thousand years?  They don't know.
 
2013-03-03 09:58:19 PM  
It may be scary to see that there are great whites off the coast of Florida, but not as scary as what I found on their tracking site. That Sellendilloh is one scray S.O.B.
 
2013-03-03 09:59:25 PM  
Scary S.O.B even
 
2013-03-03 10:01:27 PM  
That's pretty freaking cool
 
2013-03-03 10:03:49 PM  
So another group of young guys manage to get a massively heavy female on board their boat and tag her. Sounds like standard spring break for preppies.
 
2013-03-03 10:04:54 PM  
So... wait. Is this live telemetry data?

I am currently 341 miles away from the ocean. If so, this not nearly far enough inland.
 
2013-03-03 10:09:23 PM  

xxmedium: So... wait. Is this live telemetry data?


If it's live data, some sociopath will use it as a shark fishing guide.

/Not sociopathic for killing sharks, but for using the data from a valuable research project to fark up that same research project, for their own benefit.
 
2013-03-03 10:16:52 PM  
...for tea and crumpets?

I think I've seen this one before. They aren't great dinner guests.

They get angry with the chef if the food isn't up to par...

lh3.ggpht.com

... and get impatient about you passing the salt.

lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-03-03 10:17:46 PM  

xxmedium: So... wait. Is this live telemetry data?

I am currently 341 miles away from the ocean. If so, this not nearly far enough inland.



Look out, it's coming after you!

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-03 10:23:45 PM  
i3.ytimg.com

Deep Blue Sea? They ate me, a Farking Shark ate me!
 
2013-03-03 10:28:56 PM  
Candygram!
 
2013-03-03 10:31:42 PM  
www.glasseyesonline.com
 
2013-03-03 10:34:26 PM  

Ghastly: [wciv.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]

SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!


one and done.
 
2013-03-03 10:39:30 PM  
Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain.
 
2013-03-03 10:40:23 PM  

SpdrJay: Candygram!


I'm sorry, I just cant imagine who would have sent me a candygram at this hour.
 
2013-03-03 10:44:37 PM  

traylor: xxmedium: So... wait. Is this live telemetry data?

I am currently 341 miles away from the ocean. If so, this not nearly far enough inland.


Look out, it's coming after you!

[i6.photobucket.com image 799x567]


criticalmassesmedia.com

"Telegram."
 
2013-03-03 10:44:46 PM  
www.casualpixels.comwww.casualpixels.com

Another one. Seems the sharks have figured out the ocean's not the safest place for them and the feeding's better inland anyway...
 
2013-03-03 10:45:05 PM  
Does the shark have  any tattoos?
 
2013-03-03 10:46:59 PM  
Maybe the pizza man?
 
2013-03-03 10:51:25 PM  
onethousandreasons.files.wordpress.com
2,000 lbs???? Well I don't know about that chief. I take my porkers at 25 feet and three tons.
 
2013-03-03 10:54:38 PM  

gerbilpox: traylor: xxmedium: So... wait. Is this live telemetry data?

I am currently 341 miles away from the ocean. If so, this not nearly far enough inland.


Look out, it's coming after you!

[i6.photobucket.com image 799x567]

[criticalmassesmedia.com image 601x207]

"Telegram."

"Telegram.""Telegram.""Telegram."

i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-03 10:56:26 PM  

Mock26: Does the shark have  any tattoos?


spectacularopticalcorp.files.wordpress.comYEP
 
2013-03-03 11:01:09 PM  
Let's attach a box to the dorsal fin of something which depends on its speed and agility in water to survive, and say we're helping it.
 
2013-03-03 11:02:57 PM  
oi46.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-03 11:13:30 PM  

pxlboy: [oi46.tinypic.com image 480x307]


That's even more farked up. They did some severe damage to that creature. And that guy on the right is a sicko.
 
2013-03-03 11:21:38 PM  
Farkers, let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over this thread!
 
2013-03-03 11:22:14 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: pxlboy: [oi46.tinypic.com image 480x307]

That's even more farked up. They did some severe damage to that creature. And that guy on the right is a sicko.


I did know that :/
 
2013-03-03 11:25:07 PM  
Uggh that reminds of that HORRIBLE tv show about this, featuring the 1 white dude from the Fast & Stupid movies.
 
2013-03-04 12:03:02 AM  

Loucifer: Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain.


I'll never put on a life-jacket again
 
2013-03-04 12:20:59 AM  
i1044.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-04 12:27:22 AM  
I'd bring it on board and fark it.
 
2013-03-04 12:40:08 AM  
And the shark has Been jumped, so we are done here
 
2013-03-04 12:46:42 AM  

de_Selby: Ghastly: [wciv.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]

SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

one and done.


According to the article, that's a female shark.
 
2013-03-04 12:48:27 AM  
How is this news? There are sharks in the ocean? Really? Where did you expect to find them?
 
2013-03-04 12:58:52 AM  

xxmedium: So... wait. Is this live telemetry data?

I am currently 341 miles away from the ocean. If so, this not nearly far enough inland.


At least we know that everybody from Cape Cod goes to the South Atlantic in the spring.
 
2013-03-04 01:03:48 AM  
Well, my first instinct would be to capture the shark alive by staking out a bathing beauty as bait, and then take it to New York City where I would put it on display at Radio City Music Hall, and hope that the photographers don't startle it with their flash bulbs, causing it to break lose and climb the Empire State Building with a famous actress cupped in its fin. I would definitely hope that none of this would happen because the copyright lawyers would mince me up and eat me alive if it did.
 
2013-03-04 01:05:43 AM  
Oh, and can I do this with my exes? That would be entertaining to watch on google maps.
 
2013-03-04 01:53:26 AM  
Been following Ocearch for awhile. it was MUCH better before they got noticed. I'm sure they enjoy the attention for furthering their cause, but it seems that their work has gone from interesting stuff to posting every day "Look what TV show we were on!" and "Look where you can see us next!".
 
2013-03-04 01:54:58 AM  

gerbilpox: ...for tea and crumpets?

I think I've seen this one before. They aren't great dinner guests.

They get angry with the chef if the food isn't up to par...

[lh3.ggpht.com image 296x399]

... and get impatient about you passing the salt.

[lh3.ggpht.com image 516x277]


No Sam Jackson? He was awesome in that movie!
 
2013-03-04 02:23:01 AM  
This was best, about 2 months ago, made the surf break in Jacksonville, Fl. The post about it on their blog already scrolled off and I don't see link to previous pages, but they called the authorities there to warn them and asked everyone to please don't hurt it. As if everyone would be following their research and running out to try to catch a 3500-pound great white. Lolz.

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2013-03-04 02:32:45 AM  
That's a big fin... would make a lot of Chinese boners.
 
2013-03-04 03:16:48 AM  

ACunningPlan: Loucifer: Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain.

I'll never put on a life-jacket again


When Shaw sang that ditty, I about slid out of my seat laughing. He'd sung it 20 years earlier as Capt Dan Tempest in his TV series, "The Buccaneers".
 
2013-03-04 03:57:15 AM  

goatleggedfellow: gerbilpox: ...for tea and crumpets?

I think I've seen this one before. They aren't great dinner guests.

They get angry with the chef if the food isn't up to par...

[lh3.ggpht.com image 296x399]

... and get impatient about you passing the salt.

[lh3.ggpht.com image 516x277]

No Sam Jackson? He was awesome in that movie!


lh3.ggpht.com
I've had it with these motherfarking sharks in this motherfarking underwater research center!!

girlmeetsfreak.files.wordpress.com
 
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