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(io9)   Unicorn hoof boots, that is all   (io9.com) divider line 60
    More: Amusing, Unicorn hoof, hoof boot, hooves, human leg, rewriting, unicorns, boots, Etsy  
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2013-03-03 09:14:59 PM  
I soooOOOOOOoooo want these for when I'm rocking out on stage as Lola Internet.
 
2013-03-03 09:24:42 PM  
I've got some strong calves, but I don't think I could pull off walking in those.

My 7" stripper stilettos are enough of a weekend workout for me...
 
2013-03-03 09:26:17 PM  
In before fire, purify jpg.
 
2013-03-03 09:26:28 PM  
Footwear favored by Nietzscheans everywhere in the universe!
 
2013-03-03 09:29:05 PM  
Am I the only person on the internet who isn't interested in farking a horse?
 
2013-03-03 09:34:33 PM  
So, unicorns are kosher?
 
2013-03-03 09:40:35 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Am I the only person on the internet who isn't interested in farking a horse?


I'm not into equines either!

But did ya ever cornhole a badger?

Oh man!
 
2013-03-03 09:42:31 PM  
images.wikia.com

Really? took this long?
 
2013-03-03 09:45:40 PM  
Well, I don't know about unicorns, but the succubus boots certainly piqued my interest.
 
2013-03-03 09:48:00 PM  
That made me horny.

/slow fap
 
2013-03-03 09:56:14 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Am I the only person on the internet who isn't interested in farking a horse?


no-one wants horse, and you didn't say anything about not wanting pony, you must be one of them...
[donaldsutherlandpointing.jpg]
 
2013-03-03 09:56:51 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: [images.wikia.com image 430x303]

Really? took this long?


I see your pic, and raise you this :

fashionindie.com
 
2013-03-03 09:57:04 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Am I the only person on the internet who isn't interested in farking a horse?


Are their knees too sharp for you?
 
2013-03-03 09:58:43 PM  
www.googlieyes.net
 
2013-03-03 09:59:20 PM  
shiat, late.
 
2013-03-03 10:01:06 PM  
Amateurs..
 
2013-03-03 10:03:29 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-03 10:05:22 PM  
Has Morrissey spoken out against these yet?
 
2013-03-03 10:07:59 PM  
I'm not trying to rain on this parade, but wouldn't a unicorn have a similarly non cloven hoof to a horse?
 
2013-03-03 10:12:02 PM  
Is it even possible to walk in those...?

sno man: I'm not trying to rain on this parade, but wouldn't a unicorn have a similarly non cloven hoof to a horse?


You would think so.
 
2013-03-03 10:13:54 PM  

Ghastly: I soooOOOOOOoooo want these for when I'm rocking out on stage as Lola Internet.


I'm in for five bucks!
 
2013-03-03 10:14:22 PM  
I believe this is the shop owner.

fc09.deviantart.net
/ right click / save ass
 
2013-03-03 10:15:46 PM  

sno man: I'm not trying to rain on this parade, but wouldn't a unicorn have a similarly non cloven hoof to a horse?


If you look at the Unicorn Tapestries at the Cloisters, the unicorn hooves are cloven
 
2013-03-03 10:19:44 PM  
cdn.anime-export.com
/hot like a beam magnum round to the cockpit
 
2013-03-03 10:27:13 PM  

potterydove: Is it even possible to walk in those...?

sno man: I'm not trying to rain on this parade, but wouldn't a unicorn have a similarly non cloven hoof to a horse?

You would think so.


any excuse to link to this!... In These Shoes?

also I guess the devil is passé.
 
2013-03-03 10:31:54 PM  

moonscatter: Unicorn Tapestries at the Cloisters


That unicorn is a goat based not horse based... and bearded, like a goat.  Goat.
 
2013-03-03 10:34:20 PM  
Looks more like Nightmare hoof boots...

Wonder if they deal 1d6+4 damage?
 
2013-03-03 10:39:07 PM  
These guys could use some

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-03 10:49:50 PM  

Shadow Blasko: I've got some strong calves, but I don't think I could pull off walking in those.

My 7" stripper stilettos are enough of a weekend workout for me...


That was my first thought as well, you'd have to have seriously strong calves to be able to walk in those for any length of time. Not to mention the coordination needed to not fall over backwards or sideways after a bit.
 
2013-03-03 10:50:41 PM  

moonscatter: Ghastly: I soooOOOOOOoooo want these for when I'm rocking out on stage as Lola Internet.

I'm in for five bucks!


me too! Still burned I missed G with Thomas Dolby a few months ago...
 
2013-03-03 10:59:15 PM  

sno man: moonscatter: Ghastly: I soooOOOOOOoooo want these for when I'm rocking out on stage as Lola Internet.

I'm in for five bucks!

me too! Still burned I missed G with Thomas Dolby a few months ago...


If you're in Hamilton this Thursday, Lola Internet and the Bangkok Proxies will be rocking at This Ain't Hollywood on James Street North.
 
2013-03-03 11:06:11 PM  
members.efn.org

yep, they are what they look like
 
2013-03-03 11:11:38 PM  
Love ya G, I'm nearly as far north of T.O. as the Hammer is west... A Thursday night is a tough commute from here...
 
2013-03-03 11:12:23 PM  

cretinbob: [members.efn.org image 400x411]

yep, they are what they look like


Next up, a marathon for people who can run while wearing both the boots and the buttplug...

You know, there should be a fetish olympics.
 
2013-03-03 11:19:38 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: These guys could use some

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 534x800]


Locally Grown Butter Lettuce.
 
2013-03-03 11:22:46 PM  

FunkOut: cretinbob: [members.efn.org image 400x411]

yep, they are what they look like

Next up, a marathon for people who can run while wearing both the boots and the buttplug...

You know, there should be a fetish olympics.


Three words: Folsom Street Fair
 
2013-03-03 11:25:34 PM  

FunkOut: cretinbob: [members.efn.org image 400x411]

yep, they are what they look like

Next up, a marathon for people who can run while wearing both the boots and the buttplug...

You know, there should be a fetish olympics.


I dunno about running, but I can bet I know a few people who could cage dance for a few hours while wearing both...
 
2013-03-03 11:41:45 PM  
derpicdn.net
Everyone knows the best unicorn boots are edible.
 
2013-03-04 12:06:20 AM  

lordargent: I believe this is the shop owner.

[fc09.deviantart.net image 541x615]
/ right click / save ass


Are u a wizard?

/totally did
 
2013-03-04 12:24:48 AM  

cretinbob: [members.efn.org image 400x411]

yep, they are what they look like


Whatever freak dreamed those up doesn't seem to understand equine anatomy, to a frightening degree.
 
2013-03-04 12:32:04 AM  

lordargent: I believe this is the shop owner.
fc09.deviantart.net
/ right click / save ass


Woah...this hot chick comes with handlebars!  I'd like to take her for a ride.
 
2013-03-04 12:32:45 AM  
 
2013-03-04 12:49:08 AM  
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
 
2013-03-04 12:49:37 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Am I the only person on the internet who isn't interested in farking a horse?


No, one of my cousins feels the same way.
 
2013-03-04 01:34:05 AM  

Ghastly: I soooOOOOOOoooo want these for when I'm rocking out on stage as Lola Internet.


I approve of this and wish many pictures to be posted when you do. Perhaps your old comic fans should set up a kickstarter or something.
 
2013-03-04 02:12:29 AM  
Cruel hooves; fetish footwear is seldom made for walking. Not far anyway.
 
2013-03-04 02:19:14 AM  
Unicorn hoof boots to sexually excite

Sex. Everything's connected with sex. What a load of cobblers
 
etb
2013-03-04 02:27:18 AM  
I got 99 problems but a biatch with hooves ain't one.
 
2013-03-04 02:42:19 AM  

amindofiron: Ghastly: I soooOOOOOOoooo want these for when I'm rocking out on stage as Lola Internet.

I approve of this and wish many pictures to be posted when you do. Perhaps your old comic fans should set up a kickstarter or something.


Not until I get some more God damned Zipper Ninja.
 
2013-03-04 02:48:18 AM  

RatMaster999: lordargent: I believe this is the shop owner.
[fc09.deviantart.net image 541x615]
/ right click / save ass

Woah...this hot chick comes with handlebars!  I'd like to take her for a ride.


She got my goat.
 
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