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2013-03-03 04:34:17 PM
img829.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-03 04:38:52 PM
There are no good ways to die, but that's one of the better ones.
 
2013-03-03 05:02:45 PM
Alternate headline they could have used: Florida family goes to extremes to avoid burial costs.
 
2013-03-03 05:17:13 PM
And I thought my house sucked.

You ever get that sinking feeling that your state hates you?

Is this how Florida repossesses your property when you don't pay your taxes?

And I thought my property value was dropping.

He should've financed with Rock Financial, instead of Sammy Sands' Loan office.

How long before they find the Chinese that were trying to tunnel into the country and kidnapping our citizens.

This will teach him not to use Lime Away on his lawn.

The evil mole people are starting to make their move.

Don't you hate dreams about falling?

Someone kicked in his sand castle.

What some people will do to get out paying their rent.
 
2013-03-03 05:49:01 PM
Dude: Should I not pose for a picture in front of the Christmas tree in my wife-beater and tatoo?
Photog: Oh no, we don't stand on ceremony here.
 
2013-03-03 06:10:40 PM
That house ended up being a real money pit.
 
2013-03-03 07:19:07 PM
Blank page for me. Can someone fill me in?
 
2013-03-03 07:20:53 PM

Dragonflew: Blank page for me. Can someone fill me in?


img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-03-03 07:22:50 PM

ultraholland: That house ended up being a real money pit.


i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-03 07:23:20 PM
That started to load, then changed to a blank image with a "broken image" placeholder in the middle. Oh well, it's only Gawker.
 
2013-03-03 07:24:32 PM
They're no Fark, that's for sure.
 
2013-03-03 07:24:40 PM
nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com
ephemeralnewyork.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-03 07:25:17 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-03 07:26:05 PM
shirtoid.com
 
2013-03-03 07:26:25 PM
ic.pics.livejournal.com
 
2013-03-03 07:28:02 PM
He's presumed dead... last I heard they didn't even look for him... Why not just fill the hole with kerosene and burn the place down, just to be sure?
 
2013-03-03 07:28:03 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-03-03 07:30:33 PM
I got two words for ya...

www.terezowens.com
 
2013-03-03 07:32:04 PM
Capitalism kicks ass.  Even in a socialist country like England.  Bad teeth and all.

/Suck it - you got your ass kicked by a bunch of illiterate rednecks being helped, marginally, by some frogs.
//At least we can own firearms
///biatches.
 
2013-03-03 07:33:50 PM

UsikFark: He's presumed dead... last I heard they didn't even look for him... Why not just fill the hole with kerosene and burn the place down, just to be sure?


There's really only one way to be sure.
 
2013-03-03 07:34:23 PM

ronaprhys: Capitalism kicks ass.  Even in a socialist country like England.  Bad teeth and all.

/Suck it - you got your ass kicked by a bunch of illiterate rednecks being helped, marginally, by some frogs.
//At least we can own firearms
///biatches.


Yeah, I remember my first beer
 
2013-03-03 07:34:33 PM
nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com

And the follow-up headline....
 
2013-03-03 07:35:42 PM
Daily Mail via Gawker? Would not click -1
 
2013-03-03 07:36:01 PM

Notabunny: ronaprhys: Capitalism kicks ass.  Even in a socialist country like England.  Bad teeth and all.

/Suck it - you got your ass kicked by a bunch of illiterate rednecks being helped, marginally, by some frogs.
//At least we can own firearms
///biatches.

Yeah, I remember my first beer


Was that what allowed the priest to touch you?
 
2013-03-03 07:41:31 PM
Tasteless? Certainly the cover is a little salty...
 
2013-03-03 07:42:03 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-03 07:43:20 PM
msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2013-03-03 07:43:20 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Dude: Should I not pose for a picture in front of the Christmas tree in my wife-beater and tatoo?
Photog: Oh no, we don't stand on ceremony here.


You've never gotten up on Christmas morning, wandered over to check out your stocking, and had some obnoxious family member insist on taking photos of you next to the tree in your sleepwear?  That happens to me every year.
 
2013-03-03 07:44:25 PM
t.qkme.me

+1 Subby
 
2013-03-03 07:45:44 PM
RIP JEFF BUSH

upload.democraticunderground.com
 
2013-03-03 07:45:45 PM
weblogs.sun-sentinel.com
 
2013-03-03 07:46:13 PM

HotWingAgenda: TheDumbBlonde: Dude: Should I not pose for a picture in front of the Christmas tree in my wife-beater and tatoo?
Photog: Oh no, we don't stand on ceremony here.

You've never gotten up on Christmas morning, wandered over to check out your stocking, and had some obnoxious family member insist on taking photos of you next to the tree in your sleepwear?  That happens to me every year.


I thought that happened to everyone
 
2013-03-03 07:46:49 PM

skullkrusher: HotWingAgenda: TheDumbBlonde: Dude: Should I not pose for a picture in front of the Christmas tree in my wife-beater and tatoo?
Photog: Oh no, we don't stand on ceremony here.

You've never gotten up on Christmas morning, wandered over to check out your stocking, and had some obnoxious family member insist on taking photos of you next to the tree in your sleepwear?  That happens to me every year.

I thought that happened to everyone


well, except j00s
 
2013-03-03 07:47:52 PM
Sand worms.  You hate 'em, right?
 
2013-03-03 07:51:29 PM
Tasteless headlines? On Fark? WTF?
 
2013-03-03 07:55:57 PM
Guy looks like a dirt bag. Totally had it coming.
 
2013-03-03 07:57:07 PM
In college someone once posted a newspaper article with the headline "Man Sucked to Death by Jet Blast". Next to it was a picture of a creepy guy from a different article that they'd changed the caption to "Jet Blast Takes a Break From Work".


Spartan_Manhandler: Sand worms.  You hate 'em, right?


geektyrant.com
 
2013-03-03 07:59:45 PM
In all seriousness, the poor man had little chance of survival. Most Florida homes are build on concrete slabs. So the unfortunate fellow fell into a collapsing pit of rock, sand and debris, maybe with water thrown in.

/Threadjack over.
 
2013-03-03 08:01:31 PM

UsikFark: He's presumed dead... last I heard they didn't even look for him... Why not just fill the hole with kerosene and burn the place down, just to be sure?


Man: "I dodged a deer, hit a tree, and...I think my wife is dead!"
911 operator: "Your wife is dead?"
Man: "I think so!"
911 operator: "I need you to make sure."
Man: "Ok, hang on."
*BANG*
Man: "Ok, I'm sure."
 
2013-03-03 08:01:48 PM
Here's my favorite headline of all time.

www.newyorkslime.com
 
2013-03-03 08:04:53 PM
I think the real question is why did the Daily News think this was front page news in NY?
 
2013-03-03 08:05:10 PM

DoctorCal: UsikFark: He's presumed dead... last I heard they didn't even look for him... Why not just fill the hole with kerosene and burn the place down, just to be sure?

Man: "I dodged a deer, hit a tree, and...I think my wife is dead!"
911 operator: "Your wife is dead?"
Man: "I think so!"
911 operator: "I need you to make sure."
Man: "Ok, hang on."
*BANG*
Man: "Ok, I'm sure."


Seems to be the plan.
 
2013-03-03 08:06:56 PM
I would never read something that had a tasteless headline.
 
2013-03-03 08:13:47 PM

skullkrusher: I think the real question is why did the Daily News think this was front page news in NY?


It's national "news."
 
2013-03-03 08:16:19 PM
While I have no urge to move to England nor to read a bunch of tabloids, I do feel we're missing out on such quality print headlines in Ametica.
 
2013-03-03 08:25:37 PM
I'm so glad Gawker media exists. Without it, how would whiny people know what to be upset about?
 
2013-03-03 08:32:46 PM
This has been a problem long in the making. Florida has limestone with layers of clay and they have been over pumping the water table for years, causing the limestone to dissolve and crumble until the clay on top caves in.
 
2013-03-03 08:33:43 PM
Pretty much impossible to top this one:

jpegy.com
 
2013-03-03 08:39:08 PM
The confusion seems to stem from a comment he made at bedtime about wishing he could have "more ass" at night.....
 
2013-03-03 08:52:34 PM
jeffpearlman.com
 
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