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2013-03-04 01:53:38 AM  
best set up ever.

get online to an obvious sting operation. tell the underage girl you'll come over and meet them when you get off work from the local pizza place and you will bring food. order pizza to be delivered. casually stroll by. laugh.

ok i have it in my head, would be hilarious to see....
 
2013-03-04 02:05:12 AM  

gravebayne2: best set up ever.

get online to an obvious sting operation. tell the underage girl you'll come over and meet them when you get off work from the local pizza place and you will bring food. order pizza to be delivered. casually stroll by. laugh.

ok i have it in my head, would be hilarious to see....


You realize the police would ignore the pizza boy and track you by your IP, right?  They'd be waiting at your home for you when you got done pointing and laughing.
 
2013-03-04 02:10:44 AM  
I'm sorry, I was distracted by the ad next to the article. I cannot stop laughing. Yes, I am a huge jerk, I know (welcome to Fark).

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2013-03-04 02:20:29 AM  

HotWingAgenda: gravebayne2: best set up ever.

get online to an obvious sting operation. tell the underage girl you'll come over and meet them when you get off work from the local pizza place and you will bring food. order pizza to be delivered. casually stroll by. laugh.

ok i have it in my head, would be hilarious to see....

You realize the police would ignore the pizza boy and track you by your IP, right?  They'd be waiting at your home for you when you got done pointing and laughing.


That brings up an interesting question.  I'd imagine that there are some people who chat online with the police or Chris Hansen decoys who for whatever reason don't actually show up for the meet.  What happens to them?  I suppose if they send nudie pictures of themselves or whatnot to someone they think is underage they've likely broken a law, but what about the ones that don't?  Do they get charged with attempted molestation, corrupting a minor, something similar, or do they just get forgotten?
 
2013-03-04 04:14:50 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: HotWingAgenda: gravebayne2: best set up ever.

get online to an obvious sting operation. tell the underage girl you'll come over and meet them when you get off work from the local pizza place and you will bring food. order pizza to be delivered. casually stroll by. laugh.

ok i have it in my head, would be hilarious to see....

You realize the police would ignore the pizza boy and track you by your IP, right?  They'd be waiting at your home for you when you got done pointing and laughing.

That brings up an interesting question.  I'd imagine that there are some people who chat online with the police or Chris Hansen decoys who for whatever reason don't actually show up for the meet.  What happens to them?  I suppose if they send nudie pictures of themselves or whatnot to someone they think is underage they've likely broken a law, but what about the ones that don't?  Do they get charged with attempted molestation, corrupting a minor, something similar, or do they just get forgotten?


I think it would be funny to get a minor to chat up one of these people, pretending to be an old man. Then have the 14 year old male go meet the "14 year old female". Just to see what would happen.
 
2013-03-04 04:39:38 AM  

untaken_name: TuteTibiImperes: HotWingAgenda: gravebayne2: best set up ever.

get online to an obvious sting operation. tell the underage girl you'll come over and meet them when you get off work from the local pizza place and you will bring food. order pizza to be delivered. casually stroll by. laugh.

ok i have it in my head, would be hilarious to see....

You realize the police would ignore the pizza boy and track you by your IP, right?  They'd be waiting at your home for you when you got done pointing and laughing.

That brings up an interesting question.  I'd imagine that there are some people who chat online with the police or Chris Hansen decoys who for whatever reason don't actually show up for the meet.  What happens to them?  I suppose if they send nudie pictures of themselves or whatnot to someone they think is underage they've likely broken a law, but what about the ones that don't?  Do they get charged with attempted molestation, corrupting a minor, something similar, or do they just get forgotten?

I think it would be funny to get a minor to chat up one of these people, pretending to be an old man. Then have the 14 year old male go meet the "14 year old female". Just to see what would happen.


charges of aggrevated attempted rape, child porn, and indecent exposure
 
2013-03-04 11:00:44 AM  
Hey, well, I'm a friendly stranger in a black sedan, won't you hop inside my car...
I got pictures, got candy, I'm a loveable man, and I can take you to the nearest star...
 
2013-03-04 12:58:53 PM  
Personally the age of consent seems rather arbitrary to me given how many people report their first sexual contact before age 18.  When the vast majority of society operates in a completely different domain then the legal statutes, then the laws on record no longer protect individuals.  The reason we usually choose certain ages is that society considers us finished adults at an arbitrary age, which is completely ridiculous as some people never mature to adulthood and are perpetually acting like children in various domains of their lives.

Honestly I understand the reason for such legal statutes but cannot agree with the net result.  Several of the charges that exist are well strange, like corruption of a minor, this one I have never understood how it got written into law, seeing as how we knowingly "corrupt minors" with sex education, or they corrupt themselves trying to look at porn.  It just seems like a prude's attempt to impose their morality on everyone else.  

I may not have answers but I have a lot of doubt about these laws contrasted with how society operates.
 
2013-03-04 02:36:55 PM  

Count_0: Wnt some candy? How 'bout some.....
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In my head, Juno is the sequel to this.
 
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