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(Buzzfeed)   The dark truth behind the children's game "Duck, Duck, Goose" (link fixed)   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 24
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2013-03-03 06:28:03 PM  
3 votes:
Idiotic, comparing apples (baby ducklings, not a single photo of an adult duck) and oranges (mature geese).
Goslings are cute too.
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&c2coff=1&safe=off&site=imghp&tbm =i sch&q=gosling+animal
2013-03-03 08:07:51 PM  
2 votes:
Duck? Where?

cravedfw.files.wordpress.com

I've never seen roasted goose in Chinatown, but I'm sure we could work something out.
/so tender and fatty, with nice crispy skin, nom nom
2013-03-03 07:39:35 PM  
2 votes:

thorthor: fark buzzfeed. fark them to hell. Boycott their links.


After yesterday's Buzzkill abortion re: bad candies that should be removed from Earth and today's duck/goose debacle I resolve to never click to Buzzkill again. I'm also doing my utmost best to avoid "Featured Partners." (Aren't 'Featured Partners' just Buzzkill in disguise?)
2013-03-03 07:06:57 PM  
2 votes:
www.danzfamily.com
2013-03-03 06:40:29 PM  
2 votes:
Teeth on their farking tongues? Yeah... thanks for the nightmares..
2013-03-03 06:33:56 PM  
2 votes:
No, the link is NOT fixed. It still goes to that horrible buzzfeed abortion.
2013-03-03 06:33:48 PM  
2 votes:
Duck Duck GREY DUCK motherfarker.
WD
2013-03-03 06:32:19 PM  
2 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-03-03 06:20:51 PM  
2 votes:
Duck = awesome

Goose = asshole

/ everybody got it?
2013-03-03 10:24:28 PM  
1 votes:
Someone is getting paid to "write" an article like this and I'm just sitting home masturbating.
2013-03-03 08:07:15 PM  
1 votes:

Begoggle: Was this little slideshow supposed to be funny?
I don't get it.


When you're 12, things like geese are scary.  Other 12 year olds most likely agree, and this brings unity and brotherhood among them.
2013-03-03 07:41:48 PM  
1 votes:

SubBass49: redahle: Geese are assholes. That is all.

Assholes have teeth on their tongues?!?  Hell...assholes have TONGUES???

/scariest thing I've read all day...


You ever been in a confrontation with one? They fight dirty. And they're fast. And, those teeth hurt. I get your snark, but seriously, go fight a goose.
2013-03-03 07:17:17 PM  
1 votes:

dennysgod: [www.jrcompton.com image 425x344]

Oh look...a friendly goose, I think I'll go over and say "hi"

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 425x444]
JESUS CHRIST, TONGUE TEETH!!!!

[d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net image 700x442]


Now I feel justified for loosing the dog on the damn geese in my neighborhood
2013-03-03 07:17:03 PM  
1 votes:

redahle: Geese are assholes. That is all.


Assholes have teeth on their tongues?!?  Hell...assholes have TONGUES???

/scariest thing I've read all day...
2013-03-03 07:07:19 PM  
1 votes:
Geese are assholes. That is all.
2013-03-03 07:02:05 PM  
1 votes:
www.jrcompton.com

Oh look...a friendly goose, I think I'll go over and say "hi"

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
JESUS CHRIST, TONGUE TEETH!!!!

d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
2013-03-03 07:00:29 PM  
1 votes:

LDM90: Jesus, they have teeth on their tongues? WTF!


So much this...
2013-03-03 06:45:47 PM  
1 votes:
fark buzzfeed. fark them to hell. Boycott their links.
2013-03-03 06:34:11 PM  
1 votes:
Jesus, they have teeth on their tongues? WTF!
2013-03-03 06:29:07 PM  
1 votes:
That's 2 minutes of my life I'm never getting back, isn't it?

/My fault really, ya know, for expecting a BuzzFeed article to be anything other than a total WOB.
2013-03-03 06:27:15 PM  
1 votes:
WTF was that anyway?

Even after the link was fixed that was cute, but dumb. Like many blondes.
2013-03-03 06:26:36 PM  
1 votes:
Is this the thread where I complain about stuff?
2013-03-03 06:21:30 PM  
1 votes:
Well, that's about 45 seconds of my life I'll never get back.  Thanks for that.
2013-03-03 05:41:21 PM  
1 votes:

ajgeek: I'll make 5. Then the mods will fix the link, delete all our posts and we'll get to read it.

/awesome.


In the meantime:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/the-truth-behind-duck-duck-goose- a- visual-gui-1opu

I think the other link is borked because of the "dashboard" part of the URL
 
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