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(Buzzfeed)   The dark truth behind the children's game "Duck, Duck, Goose" (link fixed)   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 88
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2013-03-03 04:46:11 PM  
WTF? Since when do you need to log in to see a buzzfeed article??
 
2013-03-03 04:51:17 PM  

Via Infinito: WTF? Since when do you need to log in to see a buzzfeed article??


Same here.
 
2013-03-03 05:07:31 PM  

lack of warmth: Via Infinito: WTF? Since when do you need to log in to see a buzzfeed article??

Same here.


We're up to 3
 
2013-03-03 05:13:13 PM  

Nefarious: lack of warmth: Via Infinito: WTF? Since when do you need to log in to see a buzzfeed article??

Same here.

We're up to 3


Here too.

I think it's part of the game.
 
2013-03-03 05:21:30 PM  
I'll make 5. Then the mods will fix the link, delete all our posts and we'll get to read it.

/awesome.
 
2013-03-03 05:41:21 PM  

ajgeek: I'll make 5. Then the mods will fix the link, delete all our posts and we'll get to read it.

/awesome.


In the meantime:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/the-truth-behind-duck-duck-goose- a- visual-gui-1opu

I think the other link is borked because of the "dashboard" part of the URL
 
2013-03-03 06:20:51 PM  
Duck = awesome

Goose = asshole

/ everybody got it?
 
2013-03-03 06:21:30 PM  
Well, that's about 45 seconds of my life I'll never get back.  Thanks for that.
 
2013-03-03 06:21:57 PM  

Nefarious: lack of warmth: Via Infinito: WTF? Since when do you need to log in to see a buzzfeed article??

Same here.

We're up to 3


GOOSE!
 
2013-03-03 06:24:01 PM  
Can Fark get a better Sponsored Partner? I turn off my AdBlocker extension just for a website like BuzzFeed to be a Sponsor?
 
2013-03-03 06:24:41 PM  
Link worked for me...

/Thank you Firefox Redirect Remover! :D
 
2013-03-03 06:26:36 PM  
Is this the thread where I complain about stuff?
 
2013-03-03 06:27:15 PM  
WTF was that anyway?

Even after the link was fixed that was cute, but dumb. Like many blondes.
 
2013-03-03 06:28:03 PM  
Idiotic, comparing apples (baby ducklings, not a single photo of an adult duck) and oranges (mature geese).
Goslings are cute too.
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&c2coff=1&safe=off&site=imghp&tbm =i sch&q=gosling+animal
 
2013-03-03 06:28:04 PM  
My internet broke. Waaaa.
 
2013-03-03 06:28:07 PM  
At least we allowed to comment on this one though.
 
2013-03-03 06:29:07 PM  
That's 2 minutes of my life I'm never getting back, isn't it?

/My fault really, ya know, for expecting a BuzzFeed article to be anything other than a total WOB.
 
2013-03-03 06:29:51 PM  
Okay, so why do Minnesotans fear the "gray duck"?
 
WD
2013-03-03 06:32:19 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-03 06:33:48 PM  
Duck Duck GREY DUCK motherfarker.
 
2013-03-03 06:33:56 PM  
No, the link is NOT fixed. It still goes to that horrible buzzfeed abortion.
 
2013-03-03 06:34:11 PM  
Jesus, they have teeth on their tongues? WTF!
 
2013-03-03 06:34:40 PM  

Gyrfalcon: WTF was that anyway?

Even after the link was fixed that was cute, but dumb. Like many blondes.


Tangentially related cool story bro time!

There was this 40 something blonde in the bar I was at last night. She was drunker than a skunk. She had just acquired 2 ducklings. And brought them to the bar.

/ it was quite possibly the most random thing ever

// she was very nearly hanging out of her shirt
 
2013-03-03 06:36:47 PM  
In ancient times, this is how they determined who would be sacrificed to the Great Swan each year.
 
2013-03-03 06:37:29 PM  
Geese are nasty creatures. I recall years ago I was doing some work for my friends software company. Every day I'd drive onto the farm and the geese wouldn't move. Lay on the horn, nothing.  Finally I said fark it,, and just drove at them. They moved.
 
2013-03-03 06:40:29 PM  
Teeth on their farking tongues? Yeah... thanks for the nightmares..
 
2013-03-03 06:40:54 PM  
www.topgunday.com
 
2013-03-03 06:41:34 PM  
At least the geese make up for the viciousness with their delicious, delicious fat.
 
2013-03-03 06:42:39 PM  

LDM90: Jesus, they have teeth on their tongues? WTF!


Damn. Beat me to it LDM90.. touché.
 
2013-03-03 06:45:47 PM  
fark buzzfeed. fark them to hell. Boycott their links.
 
2013-03-03 06:53:17 PM  
c3405147.r47.cf0.rackcdn.com
DUCK
 
2013-03-03 06:55:12 PM  
Was this little slideshow supposed to be funny?
I don't get it.
 
2013-03-03 06:57:40 PM  
I've lived in a goose and duck-heavy state all my life, and I admit I never knew geese and ducks had fringed tongues.

I just never looked in their mouths before, I guess.

Either way-- Eek.
 
2013-03-03 07:00:29 PM  

LDM90: Jesus, they have teeth on their tongues? WTF!


So much this...
 
2013-03-03 07:02:05 PM  
www.jrcompton.com

Oh look...a friendly goose, I think I'll go over and say "hi"

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
JESUS CHRIST, TONGUE TEETH!!!!

d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
 
2013-03-03 07:03:07 PM  
RatMaster999

[sad guitar]
 
2013-03-03 07:05:27 PM  
Sometimes I find life amazing and mysterious with the infinite improbability of it all.  For instance..
I am amazed someone wrote this "article."
I am amazed someone read this and submitted it to Fark.
I am amazed a modmin greenlit the submission.
I am amazed that I care enough to biatch about all of the above.

But here we are.
 
2013-03-03 07:06:57 PM  
www.danzfamily.com
 
2013-03-03 07:07:19 PM  
Geese are assholes. That is all.
 
2013-03-03 07:11:02 PM  
iheartscotch:
Goose = asshole

/ everybody got it?


I know, right?  First time we see him, he's scamming food at the diner by telling disgusting car-crash stories until his mark has lost his appetite.
 
2013-03-03 07:17:03 PM  

redahle: Geese are assholes. That is all.


Assholes have teeth on their tongues?!?  Hell...assholes have TONGUES???

/scariest thing I've read all day...
 
2013-03-03 07:17:17 PM  

dennysgod: [www.jrcompton.com image 425x344]

Oh look...a friendly goose, I think I'll go over and say "hi"

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 425x444]
JESUS CHRIST, TONGUE TEETH!!!!

[d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net image 700x442]


Now I feel justified for loosing the dog on the damn geese in my neighborhood
 
2013-03-03 07:24:55 PM  
i lol
 
2013-03-03 07:26:46 PM  
at least Daily Fail links are good fun. BuzzFeed just sucks.
 
2013-03-03 07:37:55 PM  

GUTSU: [c3405147.r47.cf0.rackcdn.com image 507x333]
DUCK


More like the ACNE DUCK!!!
 
2013-03-03 07:39:35 PM  

thorthor: fark buzzfeed. fark them to hell. Boycott their links.


After yesterday's Buzzkill abortion re: bad candies that should be removed from Earth and today's duck/goose debacle I resolve to never click to Buzzkill again. I'm also doing my utmost best to avoid "Featured Partners." (Aren't 'Featured Partners' just Buzzkill in disguise?)
 
2013-03-03 07:41:29 PM  
The way I used to deal with geese on a farm was to bring it back to them.  Slap them and hiss.  They would back off.  But if they are attacking it's most often because they have a nest nearby.
 
2013-03-03 07:41:48 PM  

SubBass49: redahle: Geese are assholes. That is all.

Assholes have teeth on their tongues?!?  Hell...assholes have TONGUES???

/scariest thing I've read all day...


You ever been in a confrontation with one? They fight dirty. And they're fast. And, those teeth hurt. I get your snark, but seriously, go fight a goose.
 
2013-03-03 07:44:47 PM  

corpus delicti: Idiotic, comparing apples (baby ducklings, not a single photo of an adult duck) and oranges (mature geese).
Goslings are cute too.
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&c2coff=1&safe=off&site=imghp&tbm =i sch&q=gosling+animal


And the goslings grew up to be beautiful swans!
 
xcv
2013-03-03 07:53:02 PM  

iheartscotch: Gyrfalcon: WTF was that anyway?

Even after the link was fixed that was cute, but dumb. Like many blondes.

Tangentially related cool story bro time!

There was this 40 something blonde in the bar I was at last night. She was drunker than a skunk. She had just acquired 2 ducklings. And brought them to the bar.

/ it was quite possibly the most random thing ever

// she was very nearly hanging out of her shirt


i.imgur.com
 
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