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2013-03-03 01:54:39 PM
OK, you're Maybe.
 
2013-03-03 02:01:27 PM
U.S. special envoy to North Korea has message from Kim to Obama: Call me maybe

You misspelled "attention-whoring douchebag."
 
2013-03-03 02:12:56 PM
So, it's OK for an American to go to North Korea, but Cuba is still off-limits?
 
2013-03-03 02:52:12 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-03 03:19:30 PM
You can me Mable, but's still maybe.
 
2013-03-03 03:23:05 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: You can me Mable, but's still maybe.


It wold be "call"
 
2013-03-03 03:36:27 PM

Lionel Mandrake: So, it's OK for an American to go to North Korea, but Cuba is still off-limits?


Agreed. This *is* crazy.

Still, talk talk is better than war war.
 
2013-03-03 03:39:31 PM
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2013-03-03 03:39:57 PM

quatchi: Lionel Mandrake: So, it's OK for an American to go to North Korea, but Cuba is still off-limits?

Agreed. This *is* crazy.

Still, talk talk is better than war war.


It is pretty much stupid, but until the Batista-worshipers in Miami die off, that embargo isn't going anywhere.
 
2013-03-03 03:42:03 PM
Dennis Rodman is somewhat of the hero of me as we both share many things in the commonality such as the adoring fan who is Little Kim Jones Ung of the Best Republic of the Best Korea.  You see not many of you have the realization of this but he is quite the fan of the Fark.com website and also of me as he does the posting here under the name which I cannot say as this would be the violation of the Fark.com website rules of the property behaviors but he is the prolific poster in here in the threads which concern the evolutionary thinking.  We have had many the email exchanges and I have agreement with Mr. Dennis Rodman in to say that I do the loving of everyone and that he is the nicer person.  You see some people such as Mister Dennis the Rodman and the person who is me have the tendency to do the looking at things from the one side and then also from the other side rather than taking the Fox News and saying OH WAIT WE MUST HATE THAT UPON WHICH MOST AMERICANS DO NOT HAVE THE UNDERSTANDING OF.  You see Little Kim Carl Jung Oonce is not only the leader of the great country with the nuclear capabilities but is also the dubstep d.j.  Now if you wish for judgment of Monsieur Dennis Rodman then please try to see the two sides.  This individual has had the doing of what John Kerry has not been capable of doing and that is banging Madonna andthe leader of the Republic of the Best in the World Country of Asia Carrereoa.  You are welcome.
 
2013-03-03 03:43:05 PM

Mrtraveler01: It is pretty much stupid, but until the Batista-worshipers in Miami die off


Yes I have agreement. He is no Johnathon Cena.
 
2013-03-03 03:44:05 PM

Mrtraveler01: It is pretty much stupid, but until the Batista-worshipers in Miami die off, that embargo isn't going anywhere.


I don't even get what they think they are gonna get out of this by this time. Do they still think that they will get their long abandoned property back? Normalizing relations with Cuba is such a no-brainer it quite took a while for me to wrap my head around why it hasn't been politically feasible to date. It's dumb as hell but I get it now.
 
2013-03-03 03:44:16 PM
He may sound crazy
 
2013-03-03 03:52:23 PM
jeannie-ology.com
"beep boop beep. We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and try again or call your attendant to help you "

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"I can't believe he didn't call me yet."
 
2013-03-03 03:52:25 PM

meow said the dog: Mrtraveler01: It is pretty much stupid, but until the Batista-worshipers in Miami die off

Yes I have agreement. He is no Johnathon Cena.


I think I love you
 
2013-03-03 04:03:19 PM
Wait, the Globetrotters were there? Does that mean Best Korea is looking to host some basketball propaganda where the Best Korea team trounces the Washington Generals?
 
2013-03-03 04:07:48 PM
I don't care if world leaders have to use Punch & Judy marionettes if it ends with a little peace.
 
2013-03-03 04:14:04 PM

quatchi: Mrtraveler01: It is pretty much stupid, but until the Batista-worshipers in Miami die off, that embargo isn't going anywhere.

I don't even get what they think they are gonna get out of this by this time. Do they still think that they will get their long abandoned property back? Normalizing relations with Cuba is such a no-brainer it quite took a while for me to wrap my head around why it hasn't been politically feasible to date. It's dumb as hell but I get it now.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ to both

it's time to tell the old folks to fk off. the long term benefits will outweigh the initial lost South Florida votes.
 
2013-03-03 04:16:17 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: [jeannie-ology.com image 383x259]
"beep boop beep. We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and try again or call your attendant to help you "

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"I can't believe he didn't call me yet."


is there really no light pollution in North Korea, or is there a national lights off policy?
 
2013-03-03 04:20:02 PM
Wouldn't making friends with Un allow us to help their people. Power plays only hurt the average person more.
 
2013-03-03 04:20:05 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Sock Ruh Tease: [jeannie-ology.com image 383x259]
"beep boop beep. We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and try again or call your attendant to help you "

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 548x700]

[www.sabotagetimes.com image 320x308]
"I can't believe he didn't call me yet."

is there really no light pollution in North Korea, or is there a national lights off policy?


There's no lights. There's no power. There's no nothing. People in Somalia look at North Korea and go, "Well, at least we're not them."
 
2013-03-03 04:26:09 PM

quatchi: Mrtraveler01: It is pretty much stupid, but until the Batista-worshipers in Miami die off, that embargo isn't going anywhere.

I don't even get what they think they are gonna get out of this by this time. Do they still think that they will get their long abandoned property back? Normalizing relations with Cuba is such a no-brainer it quite took a while for me to wrap my head around why it hasn't been politically feasible to date. It's dumb as hell but I get it now.


Cheap cane sugar would hurt the Corn Lobby.
 
2013-03-03 04:28:18 PM
From TFA:
Rodman has spent more time with Kim since any other American since he succeeded his leader as father.

As near as I can parse that stilted grammar, Rodman apparently adopted Kim Jong Un.
 
2013-03-03 04:29:50 PM

quatchi: Mrtraveler01: It is pretty much stupid, but until the Batista-worshipers in Miami die off, that embargo isn't going anywhere.

I don't even get what they think they are gonna get out of this by this time. Do they still think that they will get their long abandoned property back? Normalizing relations with Cuba is such a no-brainer it quite took a while for me to wrap my head around why it hasn't been politically feasible to date. It's dumb as hell but I get it now.


All the Cuban embargo tells me is that I'm glad there's a few countries between the US and Nicaragua. I'd hate for the west coast to be infested by displaced Somoza loyalists.
 
2013-03-03 04:30:34 PM

Theaetetus: From TFA:
Rodman has spent more time with Kim since any other American since he succeeded his leader as father.

As near as I can parse that stilted grammar, Rodman apparently adopted Kim Jong Un.


It's Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un. There's a non-zero chance that that is exactly what happened.
 
2013-03-03 04:38:11 PM
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2013-03-03 04:40:41 PM

meow said the dog: Dennis Rodman is somewhat of the hero of me as we both share many things in the commonality such as the adoring fan who is Little Kim Jones Ung of the Best Republic of the Best Korea.  You see not many of you have the realization of this but he is quite the fan of the Fark.com website and also of me as he does the posting here under the name which I cannot say as this would be the violation of the Fark.com website rules of the property behaviors but he is the prolific poster in here in the threads which concern the evolutionary thinking.  We have had many the email exchanges and I have agreement with Mr. Dennis Rodman in to say that I do the loving of everyone and that he is the nicer person.  You see some people such as Mister Dennis the Rodman and the person who is me have the tendency to do the looking at things from the one side and then also from the other side rather than taking the Fox News and saying OH WAIT WE MUST HATE THAT UPON WHICH MOST AMERICANS DO NOT HAVE THE UNDERSTANDING OF.  You see Little Kim Carl Jung Oonce is not only the leader of the great country with the nuclear capabilities but is also the dubstep d.j.  Now if you wish for judgment of Monsieur Dennis Rodman then please try to see the two sides.  This individual has had the doing of what John Kerry has not been capable of doing and that is banging Madonna andthe leader of the Republic of the Best in the World Country of Asia Carrereoa.  You are welcome.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-03 04:41:45 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Sock Ruh Tease: [jeannie-ology.com image 383x259]
"beep boop beep. We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and try again or call your attendant to help you "

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 548x700]

[www.sabotagetimes.com image 320x308]
"I can't believe he didn't call me yet."

is there really no light pollution in North Korea, or is there a national lights off policy?


Kim Jong-un is a *huge* astronomy fan.

But enough jokes about his size. He has had his eye on outer space every since he heard the moon was made of green cheese, and cows were jumping over it left and right.

North Korean scientists are even now working on strategic bun technology, in order to create the biggest cheeseburger in the galaxy.
 
2013-03-03 04:42:56 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: quatchi: Mrtraveler01: It is pretty much stupid, but until the Batista-worshipers in Miami die off, that embargo isn't going anywhere.

I don't even get what they think they are gonna get out of this by this time. Do they still think that they will get their long abandoned property back? Normalizing relations with Cuba is such a no-brainer it quite took a while for me to wrap my head around why it hasn't been politically feasible to date. It's dumb as hell but I get it now.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ to both

it's time to tell the old folks to fk off. the long term benefits will outweigh the initial lost South Florida votes.


Well, they're mostly Republican - the older ones who actually fled Cuba, anyway - so if a Dem lifts the embargo, they're not losing much, and if a Republican does it, they might start voting Dem.  So, only Republicans have something significant to lose.
 
2013-03-03 04:43:22 PM

A Terrible Human: meow said the dog: Dennis Rodman is somewhat of the hero of me as we both share many things in the commonality such as the adoring fan who is Little Kim Jones Ung of the Best Republic of the Best Korea.  You see not many of you have the realization of this but he is quite the fan of the Fark.com website and also of me as he does the posting here under the name which I cannot say as this would be the violation of the Fark.com website rules of the property behaviors but he is the prolific poster in here in the threads which concern the evolutionary thinking.  We have had many the email exchanges and I have agreement with Mr. Dennis Rodman in to say that I do the loving of everyone and that he is the nicer person.  You see some people such as Mister Dennis the Rodman and the person who is me have the tendency to do the looking at things from the one side and then also from the other side rather than taking the Fox News and saying OH WAIT WE MUST HATE THAT UPON WHICH MOST AMERICANS DO NOT HAVE THE UNDERSTANDING OF.  You see Little Kim Carl Jung Oonce is not only the leader of the great country with the nuclear capabilities but is also the dubstep d.j.  Now if you wish for judgment of Monsieur Dennis Rodman then please try to see the two sides.  This individual has had the doing of what John Kerry has not been capable of doing and that is banging Madonna andthe leader of the Republic of the Best in the World Country of Asia Carrereoa.  You are welcome.

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I'd like you to meet meow said the dog. He's the best there is at what he does.
 
2013-03-03 05:03:59 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: I'd like you to meet meow said the dog. He's the best there is at what he does.


which is...?
 
2013-03-03 05:10:27 PM
Do we know that The Worm is saying this stuff directly, or is he being "quoted" by the NorKo propaganda department?

How crazy will it be if he comes back and says, "they forced me to say all that crap or they wouldn't let me leave! It's horrible over there! We've got to do something!"?

Meh, he's probably just content to finally be making some money again, and will gladly say whatever they want.  Look forward to his future trips to Zimbabwe, Rwanda, Iran, etc.
 
2013-03-03 05:11:18 PM

meow said the dog: ... Little Kim Carl Jung Oonce ...


You owe me a rib.

/and coffee
//and a keyboard
///and a cig.
 
2013-03-03 05:11:43 PM

Lionel Mandrake: A Dark Evil Omen: I'd like you to meet meow said the dog. He's the best there is at what he does.

which is...?


None of us really knows... but he is truly the best at it.

It might be best if we don't dig too deep.
 
2013-03-03 05:12:51 PM
Annnnnd now I see he's already back.  Disregard any previous hope. You're a dumbass, Dennis.  But you sure were a hell of a rebounder.
 
2013-03-03 05:42:44 PM
Here's the problem. Kim might be a reformer, but he needs to show the existing NK military that he's strong and won't bow down to the West. When Rodman says this sort of thing publicly, he's forcing Kim to do some sabre-rattling. Kim can certainly work with the United States, he just can't be seen working with the US. Basically, Rodman is farking up any chance of reform in North Korea.
 
2013-03-03 05:45:35 PM
As crazy as this sounds, I think that this is an honest attempt by Lil Big Kim to reach out. A lot of people need to remember that the North Koreans aren't all that politically or technically savvy. The idea of inviting a famous/popular basketballer to ferry a message back and forth might seem to them like a stroke of genius, akin to Nixon's "ping pong diplomacy" that he did with China.

I dunno, honestly I think Obama should call him and be all like, "Alright. I called you. YOUR MOVE." just to see what happens.

Hell, I know if it was me I wouldn't be particularly hopeful that he's not being just batshiat crazy, but I would be incredibly farking curious about it. Wouldn't you?
 
2013-03-03 05:48:50 PM
Rodman should be de-briefed and this should be taken seriously. Kim is a kid and in power. It may have gone down exactly like that.

When kids don't get their way or get a time out, they get pissed. This kid has nuclear weapons and artillery that is in place to wipe out hundreds of thousands of people when he gets pissed.

I say we pick up a phone and reach out to the kid. Let him show us how much he wants peace.

Stow away our egos and call the motherfarker. It could save lives.
 
2013-03-03 06:02:22 PM
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Just keeping that grand old tradition where politicians and celebrities say "F*CK YOU, AMERICAN PEOPLE!!"
 
2013-03-03 06:03:43 PM

Shvetz: Here's the problem. Kim might be a reformer, but he needs to show the existing NK military that he's strong and won't bow down to the West. When Rodman says this sort of thing publicly, he's forcing Kim to do some sabre-rattling. Kim can certainly work with the United States, he just can't be seen working with the US. Basically, Rodman is farking up any chance of reform in North Korea.


As opposed to not communicating with them at all or utilizing threats of more embargoes and sanctions? As you note, Kim can't give in to those. So, an off-the-wall insane communication source like Rodman is actually the best chance of reform, since Rodman's not an official of the US, but at most, a celebrity mediator.
 
2013-03-03 06:08:37 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Sock Ruh Tease: [jeannie-ology.com image 383x259]
"beep boop beep. We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and try again or call your attendant to help you "

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[www.sabotagetimes.com image 320x308]
"I can't believe he didn't call me yet."

is there really no light pollution in North Korea, or is there a national lights off policy?

There's no lights. There's no power. There's no nothing. People in Somalia look at North Korea and go, "Well, at least we're not them."


The average income is far higher in North Korea than in Somalia, or in India for that matter.

And people keep talking about how India is an economic behemoth, yet they're dirt poor compared to North Korea...
 
2013-03-03 06:20:38 PM
spawn73:

The average income is far higher in North Korea than in Somalia, or in India for that matter.


If I make $801 an hour, and my 99 slaves each make $1 an hour, then our average income is $9 an hour.
 
2013-03-03 06:40:09 PM

General Zang: spawn73:

The average income is far higher in North Korea than in Somalia, or in India for that matter.


If I make $801 an hour, and my 99 slaves each make $1 an hour, then our average income is $9 an hour.


Yes.

It's probably hard for North Korea to be worse than India or Somalia as far as income equality goes though, so that doesn't really mean much. It's a competetion between nations that suck, some just more than others,
 
2013-03-03 06:50:39 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Well, they're mostly Republican - the older ones who actually fled Cuba, anyway - so if a Dem lifts the embargo, they're not losing much, and if a Republican does it, they might start voting Dem.  So, only Republicans have something significant to lose.


Excellent point. The Dems should start making noises in that direction. Like soonish.

meow said the dog: This individual has had the doing of what John Kerry has not been capable of doing and that is banging Madonna and the leader of the Republic of the Best in the World Country of Asia Carrereoa.


Well, I certainly can't argue with logic like that.

/Loves me some MSTD postage. ^_^
 
2013-03-03 06:59:58 PM
If you're feeling sad and ronery
There's a service I can render
Tell the one who roves you only
I can be so warm and tender

Call me, don't be afraid
You can call me, maybe it's rate
But just call me
Tell me and I'll be around
 
2013-03-03 07:04:10 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: [jeannie-ology.com image 383x259]
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[4.bp.blogspot.com image 548x700]

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"I can't believe he didn't call me yet."


I RORed my ass off at that!
 
2013-03-03 07:15:49 PM

spawn73: A Dark Evil Omen: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Sock Ruh Tease: [jeannie-ology.com image 383x259]
"beep boop beep. We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and try again or call your attendant to help you "

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 548x700]

[www.sabotagetimes.com image 320x308]
"I can't believe he didn't call me yet."

is there really no light pollution in North Korea, or is there a national lights off policy?

There's no lights. There's no power. There's no nothing. People in Somalia look at North Korea and go, "Well, at least we're not them."

The average income is far higher in North Korea than in Somalia, or in India for that matter.

And people keep talking about how India is an economic behemoth, yet they're dirt poor compared to North Korea...


India is dirt poor, but not compared to North Korea.

GDP Per Capita (PPP):

164. India: $3,900

197. North Korea: $1,800

225. Somalia: $600

From CIA - The World Factbook.
 
2013-03-03 07:16:24 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: A Terrible Human: meow said the dog: Dennis Rodman is somewhat of the hero of me as we both share many things in the commonality such as the adoring fan who is Little Kim Jones Ung of the Best Republic of the Best Korea.  You see not many of you have the realization of this but he is quite the fan of the Fark.com website and also of me as he does the posting here under the name which I cannot say as this would be the violation of the Fark.com website rules of the property behaviors but he is the prolific poster in here in the threads which concern the evolutionary thinking.  We have had many the email exchanges and I have agreement with Mr. Dennis Rodman in to say that I do the loving of everyone and that he is the nicer person.  You see some people such as Mister Dennis the Rodman and the person who is me have the tendency to do the looking at things from the one side and then also from the other side rather than taking the Fox News and saying OH WAIT WE MUST HATE THAT UPON WHICH MOST AMERICANS DO NOT HAVE THE UNDERSTANDING OF.  You see Little Kim Carl Jung Oonce is not only the leader of the great country with the nuclear capabilities but is also the dubstep d.j.  Now if you wish for judgment of Monsieur Dennis Rodman then please try to see the two sides.  This individual has had the doing of what John Kerry has not been capable of doing and that is banging Madonna andthe leader of the Republic of the Best in the World Country of Asia Carrereoa.  You are welcome.

[i.imgur.com image 700x510]

I'd like you to meet meow said the dog. He's the best there is at what he does.


He? He? Meow is so inscrutable that it's equiprobable that Meow is a she.
 
HBK
2013-03-03 07:29:15 PM

Gunny Walker: Wait, the Globetrotters were there? Does that mean Best Korea is looking to host some basketball propaganda where the Best Korea team trounces the Washington Generals?


More likely Kim Jung Un paid the Globetrotters a bunch of money to let him singlehandedly beat the them (the Globetrotters). Like how his dad shot 18 holes in one in a golf game, or whatever.

"I'm 5'3" and the best basketball player ever!!!"
 
2013-03-03 07:36:16 PM
Somalia has no government, just total anarchy. NK has nothing but government, a top to bottom police state. Both are total failures. But the country with the government makes 3 times the income, has schools, education, an army. Somalia has no regulations, but nothing to do with the freedom but to fear the warlords.
 
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