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(New York Daily News)   Car crash claims lives of young couple who were on the way to the hospital for the birth of their first child, who was the only survivor. Lord Voldemort sought for questioning   (nydailynews.com) divider line 20
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2013-03-03 03:19:43 PM
3 votes:
I heard the family living in the hat is adopting the baby....
2013-03-03 01:43:11 PM
3 votes:
What are the odds that the baby was protected by that hat?
2013-03-03 11:20:15 PM
2 votes:

jedihirsch: Lady Indica: supichoo: [www.nydailynews.com image 635x826]

WTF?

They're Orthodox Jews, they don't even drive, hence the car service.

Really sad story. Hope the baby makes it. :(

As an Orthodox Jew, I'm sorry to inform you that we drive cars. Just in Brooklyn maybe people just don't own cars at all.

Lady Indica: Slaxl: No!

You don't get to include that picture in such a sad story. I can not be the only person currently struggling with the laughter and sadness.

No. Bad newspaper including that photo. It's not just the hat, I'm not going "haha, foreign cultures are funny and weird". His head... his neck, why is it doing that? It's like someone photoshopped it to bring his head 6 inches closer to her. She looks like she's been forced into the wedding. But the hat is funny...

They were orthodox she might have been forced into it. :(

Sorry "Forced Marriages" are a myth. Jewish law prohibits it. There were a few cases of some ex-hassidic jews making such claims but last I checked they had many of their claims disproven and then they disapeared from the media's "lets bash Haredi Jews again" tour. She just looks nervous.

Don't attack people you know nothing about. I have many Chasidic friends and they are wonderful people. Lets just wish the best for the future of the young child born 3 months premature and without parents. Ok


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They may not be forced, Muslim style.......at the point of an AK-47.....but it's not quite of their free will either.

"What do you mean you don't want to marry Shlomo?  His father is a big macher at the temple!  Do you want to kill your parents?  That's what you're going to do with your goyishe ways!  We'll never be able to find proper spouses for your 27 siblings!  Then we can all go live in the street with the goy animals!  Do you want that?  To live in the street with the goy animals, and eat bologna on white bread with mayo?   Jackov, kill me know so I don't have to watch as our evil daughter, who thinks she's a shiksa, destroys her family!"
2013-03-03 07:41:43 PM
2 votes:
l.wigflip.com
2013-03-03 03:37:59 PM
2 votes:
The Matrix has reset itself. The Chosen One must survive to fight again.Maybe in this version, all the Muggles will be wizards too and I'll get to shag Draco.
2013-03-03 03:36:59 PM
2 votes:
Guess the baby rolls on Shabbos.
2013-03-03 03:24:08 PM
2 votes:
The hat is only funny if you don't understand how weather patterns work.
2013-03-03 02:39:45 PM
2 votes:
A german  carkilling jews.  Anybody check the car for a swastika?
2013-03-03 01:47:13 PM
2 votes:

supichoo: WTF?


That what makes you jewtiful
2013-03-03 01:24:43 PM
2 votes:
www.nydailynews.com

WTF?
2013-03-03 05:49:43 PM
1 votes:
Nachman?  Me'uman?
2013-03-03 05:31:36 PM
1 votes:

p51d007: Had this been a muslim couple, I doubt there would be a lot of pokes at how they were dressed, but, since it wasn't a Christian, Hindu, Buddha or Jew, it's full speed ahead with the anti-Jewish humor.


You've been here since 2005 so you've just got no excuse on this one. That hat would be mocked on anyone, and it would be a dereliction of Fark not to.
2013-03-03 04:23:09 PM
1 votes:
Very sad. Never seen a hat like that. Orthodox Jews have some funny traditions. I hope the baby doesn't get herpes.
2013-03-03 03:58:39 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Glendale: ACunningPlan: Felgraf: I hope they catch the hit and run drivers.

That said, if she was ejected from the cab, I suspect she wasn't wearing her seatbelt....

Orthodox so mightn't be familiar with seatbelts & whatnot.  Besides if she was in early or active labor, sometimes it's a bit tricky to get comfortable.....

Being ejected was probably briefly uncomfortable. There's also the "I'm in a cab, seatbelts aren't needed" mentality.

Also the "don't want my baby crushed by a seatbelt in case of accident" mentality.  Really, folks, do you think that kid would have survived if it was belted?


Depending on where the seatbelt was sitting, the kid could of been sitting on the floor board looking for a tit to suck on.
2013-03-03 03:58:24 PM
1 votes:
They didn't pray hard enough.
2013-03-03 03:41:48 PM
1 votes:
Somewhere a dragster is missing one of its rear wheels.
2013-03-03 03:27:10 PM
1 votes:
Nathan and Raizy Glauber
Nachman and Raizel Glauber

No. Pick one.
2013-03-03 02:54:47 PM
1 votes:
No!

You don't get to include that picture in such a sad story. I can not be the only person currently struggling with the laughter and sadness.

No. Bad newspaper including that photo. It's not just the hat, I'm not going "haha, foreign cultures are funny and weird". His head... his neck, why is it doing that? It's like someone photoshopped it to bring his head 6 inches closer to her. She looks like she's been forced into the wedding. But the hat is funny...
2013-03-03 02:20:54 PM
1 votes:
Zarquon's Flat Tire: "God only takes the good people," said fellow student Moshe Meisels, 21.


That's why murderers, rapists and other criminals never die. Also, does that mean the baby isn't "good people?"
2013-03-03 01:59:04 PM
1 votes:
"God only takes the good people," said fellow student Moshe Meisels, 21.

Somebody just had his faith shaken.
 
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