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(Cracked)   There have been many Barbies that were career-themed, but here are 4 that are perhaps the most baffling ever   (cracked.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Barbie, Doogie Howser, Melrose, anorexics, giraffes, Mattel  
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2013-03-03 11:49:22 AM  
#4. Every Veterinarian Ever


Jeeze, what do they expect, Dr. Barbie Pol, with her arm shoulder deep in a cow's coochie?  It's a freakin' kids' toy!
 
2013-03-03 12:11:25 PM  
I read that as "cancer themed". 
I need more coffee.
 
2013-03-03 12:16:21 PM  
I was going to add that the list fails without Bondage Barbie but I guess being paired with Ken would push you in that direction.
 
2013-03-03 03:58:20 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-03 07:26:44 PM  

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 381x400]


lol

This really should be a Photoshop contest.
 
2013-03-03 07:40:39 PM  
years ago bought a Barbie I couldn't believe was being sold. Halter top, Daisy Duke shorts and she came with a little decal sheet of tattoos for your little girl to put on the doll. Un-farking-believable.
 
2013-03-03 09:01:43 PM  
fc01.deviantart.net
 
2013-03-03 10:24:48 PM  
They forgot Rabbi Barbie:

www.hasoferet.com
 
2013-03-03 11:29:35 PM  
These sites get to a point where there's no more shiat to make fun of, so instead of bowing down gracefully and admitting they've run their course they just pump stupid shiat like this out day after day.

They're farking kids toys, what do you expect a Barbie vet to do? Have a puppy with his guts opened up on an operating table so your 4 year old can remove little Bengie's tumor?
 
2013-03-04 06:24:08 AM  
These sites get to a point where there's no more shiat to make fun of, so instead of bowing down gracefully and admitting they've run their course they just pump stupid shiat like this out day after day.

They're farking kids toys, what do you expect a Barbie vet to do? Have a puppy with his guts opened up on an operating table so your 4 year old can remove little Bengie's tumor?


files.list.co.uk
 
2013-03-04 03:42:55 PM  

Jixa: [fc01.deviantart.net image 736x1084]


Barbie with Dr Seuss shading?
 
2013-03-05 04:42:42 PM  
I am sure there are weirder ones out there, but it would be neat to see some vintage ones that could qualify here.
 
2013-03-05 06:23:56 PM  

kdawg7736: I am sure there are weirder ones out there, but it would be neat to see some vintage ones that could qualify here.


I think now would be the perfect time for that Skipper doll that could "grow-up" and get bigger breasts.
 
2013-03-05 11:48:24 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: kdawg7736: I am sure there are weirder ones out there, but it would be neat to see some vintage ones that could qualify here.

I think now would be the perfect time for that Skipper doll that could "grow-up" and get bigger breasts.



They had some sort of Skipper doll that would do that:
http://www.omg-facts.com/Sex/In-The-1970s-A-Barbie-Doll-Was-Released /3 2097
 
2013-03-06 12:40:50 AM  

kdawg7736: Optimal_Illusion: kdawg7736: I am sure there are weirder ones out there, but it would be neat to see some vintage ones that could qualify here.

I think now would be the perfect time for that Skipper doll that could "grow-up" and get bigger breasts.


They had some sort of Skipper doll that would do that:
http://www.omg-facts.com/Sex/In-The-1970s-A-Barbie-Doll-Was-Released /3 2097


I remember the thing.  And the furor over it.  Time has come for the re-issue!  For the kids!  For Science!  For no good raisin!
 
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