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(Henderson Daily Dispatch)   Not news: Judge finds pastor not guilty. News: Of soliciting gay sex from an undercover cop. Fark: Again. "Your honor, my client was just quoting Psalms, 'thy rod and thy staff they comfort me'"   (hendersondispatch.com) divider line 40
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2013-03-03 11:02:00 AM
 
2013-03-03 11:21:26 AM
 Matthew 16:23:  But Jesus turned and told Peter, "Get behind me, Satan!
 
2013-03-03 11:42:56 AM
Judge: Fair enough. A walk through the valley of death it is.
 
2013-03-03 12:20:20 PM
And he said unto him "innocens manibus et mundo corde qui non accepit in vano animam suam nec iuravit in dolo proximo suo," which is Latin for "Let's twist again like we did last summer, baby"...
 
2013-03-03 02:18:31 PM
Selling is legal.

F*cking is legal.

Why isn't selling f*cking legal?
 
2013-03-03 02:19:54 PM
Feemster was arrested after Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police said he asked an undercover male officer for sex Oct. 26 at the Charlotte-Douglas International Airport overlook.

What is it about closeted homosexuals and airports?
 
2013-03-03 02:20:11 PM
If commending a big, sexy and muscly police officer on his oral skills is wrong then I don't wanna be right.
 
2013-03-03 02:21:11 PM
Thy rod and thy staff??  What kind of freak is this pastor looking for??

King Something: Selling is legal.

F*cking is legal.

Why isn't selling f*cking legal?


Because Jesus.
 
2013-03-03 02:21:59 PM

Mrtraveler01: Feemster was arrested after Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police said he asked an undercover male officer for sex Oct. 26 at the Charlotte-Douglas International Airport overlook.

What is it about closeted homosexuals and airports?


Airports are the new rest stops.
 
2013-03-03 02:22:29 PM
And the sodomy charge was reduced to following too closely.
 
2013-03-03 02:24:03 PM
That'th gaythist!
 
2013-03-03 02:24:39 PM

SpdrJay: That'th gaythist!


Gaytheist?
 
2013-03-03 02:26:22 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Thy rod and thy staff??  What kind of freak is this pastor looking for??




Maybe he was looking for 2 dudes to service his needs.
 
2013-03-03 02:27:21 PM
fta No one has commented yet.

Oh, I'll bet that's not true.
 
2013-03-03 02:27:26 PM
So, gay judge?
 
2013-03-03 02:29:35 PM
Good bible.
 
2013-03-03 02:33:12 PM

Mrtraveler01: Feemster was arrested after Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police said he asked an undercover male officer for sex Oct. 26 at the Charlotte-Douglas International Airport overlook.

What is it about closeted homosexuals and airports?


What's not to love? Bunch of phallic airplanes with massive engines, lots of men with time to kill, clean restrooms, and a Cinnabon!
 
2013-03-03 02:43:54 PM
O come
All ye faithful
 
2013-03-03 02:46:46 PM
From the comments: Praise the Lord, and pass the ammo! This Gay dude should convert to the RCC! Opppps my bad! Then he would be perverted to pedophilia. Keep our pastors GAY!

lol wut
 
2013-03-03 02:51:29 PM
Two of the whitest men on earth talkin bout hip hop.

Mikey's tweets about the Sleeping Beauty trilogy being better than 50 Shades threw me for a loop. I'm guess that means he's read Sleeping Beauty.. which.. wow.
 
2013-03-03 02:51:58 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Approves.
 
2013-03-03 02:52:07 PM
And I'll show myself out... and back to the correct thread. Sorry.
 
2013-03-03 02:54:15 PM

Mrtraveler01: Feemster was arrested after Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police said he asked an undercover male officer for sex Oct. 26 at the Charlotte-Douglas International Airport overlook.

What is it about closeted homosexuals and airports?


People are at airports because they are out of town.  Being out of town means their regular guy isn't around,so they take risks with a different guy.
 
2013-03-03 02:55:33 PM
Butters!
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2013-03-03 03:10:40 PM

hutchkc: Lionel Mandrake: Thy rod and thy staff??  What kind of freak is this pastor looking for??


Maybe he was looking for 2 dudes to service his needs.


  no..wait!!  The two dudes...The two dudes!!!!   Two dudes walk into a whorehouse,dressed like nuns, and their dcks fell out..
 
2013-03-03 03:30:40 PM
It is NC. Pastors get away with that stuff in this state all the time, all the way from child molestation on one end to soliciting sex in bathrooms on the other end. Generally they will be let go if they promise not to get caught doing it again for a few months.
 
2013-03-03 03:33:25 PM
 
2013-03-03 03:34:32 PM
o come
on my faithful
 
2013-03-03 03:38:34 PM
Somebody get him some Gleemonex so he can finally "just be gay."
 
2013-03-03 03:45:39 PM

King Something: Selling is legal.

F*cking is legal.

Why isn't selling f*cking legal?


It's not prostitution I object to.  It's hypocrisy.
 
2013-03-03 04:50:54 PM
As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another.
 
2013-03-03 05:04:35 PM
what is going on with NC pastors? They want to fence in all teh gehys so they can easily find them for those special moments? Which is still bad, just ask them.
 
2013-03-03 05:26:49 PM
I didn't know they had rectories at Road Side Rests areas?
 
2013-03-03 05:32:44 PM
So Sandusky would have saved himself from jail had he said, "Spare the rod, spoil the child?"
 
2013-03-03 05:42:15 PM
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2013-03-03 05:54:03 PM
The article just says he asked for sex.  It doesn't say anything about an offer of money.

At last check, it's perfectly legal to ask someone for sex.
 
2013-03-03 06:03:21 PM

DarkVader: The article just says he asked for sex.  It doesn't say anything about an offer of money.

At last check, it's perfectly legal to ask someone for sex.


Good point. Can I have your wife's cell number?

/I keed, I keed.
 
2013-03-03 06:16:42 PM
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2013-03-03 09:23:38 PM
Next time his lawyer should just pull out the Chewbacca defense.  That would be slightly less ridiculous than the 'quoting Psalms' defense.
 
2013-03-04 11:02:56 AM

King Something: Selling is legal.

F*cking is legal.

Why isn't selling f*cking legal?


Drinking is legal...
Driving is legal...
Should we be able to do both of those at the same time too?

/I'm all for legal prostitution, but your argument is weak
 
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