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(Deadline)   Jack the Giant Slayer tops a weak box office while holdover Identity Thief remains a strong number two, while 21 and Over and The Last Exorcism II both bomb   (deadline.com) divider line 6
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2013-03-03 02:27:16 PM
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What's with all these fairy tales turned into loud dumb action movies reminiscent of that crap movie Van Helsing lately?  Jack, Hansel, Snow White, what's next?  Little Pigs: Trinity?  They just farked with the wrong ungulates!  You blew our house down, we'll blow you away.
2013-03-03 04:51:13 PM
1 votes:
FTA: Maybe that really lousy Academy Awards show turned off America to the movies.

Or maybe this was a really shiatty selection of movies... again? When Identity Thief, which was already a turd in the punchbowl last week, is still #2, you know something is very, very wrong.

And I'm sure that there is a fascinating story to be told someday about how Jack burned through $200 mil and still ended up looking so bad. I was stunned by the trailer the first time I saw it: there isn't the slightest sense that the actors and the CG elements occupy the same physical space.

/I asked my 8 yr old if he wanted to see it. He looked up at the TV, said "no, it looks like crap" and went back to his Lego. I was laughing too hard to be mad about his language
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2013-03-03 04:23:03 PM
1 votes:
I saw a great movie about drunk 21-year-olds acting like complete douchebags. It's called You Tube.
2013-03-03 02:01:47 PM
1 votes:

brap: Coming soon and frequently to a theater near you.  From the makers that turned "Jack and The Beanstalk" into the butched-up cock rocker you weren't ashamed to take your quite possibly limp wristed and frankly gender confused son to see..

RAMBI - A former Unites States Special Forces doe, alone in the woods.  *gunshot*  You drew first blood when you killed his mother... *silence followed by heavy metal riff*.... THEY DROVE HIM OVER THE EDGE...THEY DROVE HIM TO RESPOND WITH AN IMPROVISED VENGEFUL BLOODBATH OF HOOVES AND STEEL.

RAMBI!  We took the fairy out of another tale.  THIS SPRING, PREPARE TO YER ASS THUMPED IN A TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL WAY.


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2013-03-03 01:39:59 PM
1 votes:
Coming soon and frequently to a theater near you.  From the makers that turned "Jack and The Beanstalk" into the butched-up cock rocker you weren't ashamed to take your quite possibly limp wristed and frankly gender confused son to see..

RAMBI - A former Unites States Special Forces doe, alone in the woods.  *gunshot*  You drew first blood when you killed his mother... *silence followed by heavy metal riff*.... THEY DROVE HIM OVER THE EDGE...THEY DROVE HIM TO RESPOND WITH AN IMPROVISED VENGEFUL BLOODBATH OF HOOVES AND STEEL.

RAMBI!  We took the fairy out of another tale.  THIS SPRING, PREPARE TO YER ASS THUMPED IN A TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL WAY.
2013-03-03 11:20:47 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, Identity Thief looks like number two.
 
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