MOHWowbagger: Really? We're still mad at Salman Rushdie?
Smeggy Smurf: Dear Achmed:I'm a terrorist scumbag living in a cave filled with underage goats. How do I avoid raping them?
SpdrJay: MOHWowbagger: Really? We're still mad at Salman Rushdie?Any appearance on Seinfeld is unforgivable.
ZMugg: Smeggy Smurf: Dear Achmed:I'm a terrorist scumbag living in a cave filled with underage goats. How do I avoid raping them?Behead the blasphemer!
FloydA: Goat "rearing"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
ciberido: FloydA: Goat "rearing"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?It has to be that way. A goat will nibble on anything.
skinink: Dear Achmed:Someone in my office keeps taking the last cup of coffee without making a new batch. Will killing him allow me to get the 21 women virgins upon my execution?
offmymeds: Dear Achmed,Is it okay to wear white after Ramadan?
Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Dear Achmed.I just don't care anymore. All the killing for this and that and the insane rules.To quote a great Rabbi,"PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."
TheOther: Dear Achmed.I want to make a good impression on my 72 virgins, but my bomb vest makes me look fat.Wat do?
Counter_Intelligent: Why do I get the feeling that one puppet was rebranded after 9/11?
Sock Ruh Tease: Dear Achmed,I never thought anything like this would ever happen to me. I read AQAP Magazine's Forum section all the time but I always thought the stories were made up, and I never sent in a letter before. But the other night, my wives agreed to dress up as ninjas, just like every other night. But this time they were naked underneath. I didn't see for sure, I just had a feeling. It made me very desirous and ashamed of myself, but it felt so good too. Now I am no longer skeptical about the writers to your Forum.
DoBeDoBeDo: Counter_Intelligent: Why do I get the feeling that one puppet was rebranded after 9/11?The one that was created BECAUSE of 9/11??
FARK rebel soldier: ciberido: FloydA: Goat "rearing"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?It has to be that way. A goat will nibble on anything.
thisiszombocom: i thought the lockout solved the cap circumvention problems
8Fingers: Is that supposed to represent a gay dude pukeing after spending to much time on their knees at the glory hole?
AcesFull: May I show you something in a sandal??
give me doughnuts: Dear Achmed,Repeated beating of my four wives has left me with "tennis" elbow (my Zionist pig of a doctor call is that). What would be a haram treatment for this condition>
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