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(LiveLeak)   The 2013 Miss Russia swimsuit contest. I...umm.. yeah. I'll be in my bunk. For a while   (liveleak.com) divider line 58
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2013-03-03 04:52:29 AM
Subby....you are helping!
 
2013-03-03 04:57:36 AM
Video autostarts.. but otherwise, yeah.
 
2013-03-03 07:11:29 AM
http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0, russian_sandwich,FF.html
 
2013-03-03 08:04:13 AM
Was there something in that Chernobyl radiation that destroyed the boobie gene?
 
2013-03-03 08:30:16 AM
Congratulations to the contestants for not getting vertigo on the stairs/floor as its transparent surface covers millions of flashing lights.
 
2013-03-03 08:57:34 AM

Mugato: Was there something in that Chernobyl radiation that destroyed the boobie gene?


They didn't give their dairy cows hormone treatments.  We planned ahead.
 
2013-03-03 09:19:37 AM
Great soundtrack.  "Always treat her with respect" accompanying women walking down a staircase in high heels and a revealing swimsuit.
 
2013-03-03 09:44:19 AM
Not a sammich in the whole bunch...
 
2013-03-03 09:45:19 AM
I'd like a #13, please.
 
2013-03-03 09:45:33 AM
Do any of you old farts remember when we thought Russian women looked like the old bat in the Wendy's "very nice" commercial? We wasted DECADES.
 
2013-03-03 09:49:22 AM
I was diggin #10
 
2013-03-03 09:51:13 AM

flucto: Do any of you old farts remember when we thought Russian women looked like the old bat in the Wendy's "very nice" commercial? We wasted DECADES.


Yeah, supposedly they were all ugly babushka crones, until the Cold War ended.
 
2013-03-03 10:08:34 AM

Alphax: they were all ugly babushka crones, until the Cold War ended.


So you're saying we liberated them? Communism was the cause of the hideous bat syndrome?
 
2013-03-03 10:14:34 AM
Now I can say those knees ARE too sharp. Jesus, not a curve in the bunch.
 
2013-03-03 10:38:08 AM
All very pretty, but all of them were starved down to super model proportions. I guess normal guys aren't often judges of beauty pageants.
 
2013-03-03 10:39:24 AM
numbered like cattle at a livestock show
 
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2013-03-03 10:43:24 AM

Earguy: Congratulations to the contestants for not getting vertigo on the stairs/floor as its transparent surface covers millions of flashing lights.



images.wikia.com
 
2013-03-03 10:53:00 AM
Walking down the street in St. Peterburg is magnificent.  Smoking hot women as far as the eye can see.
 
2013-03-03 10:54:30 AM

i_dig_chicks: Walking down the street in St. Peterburg is magnificent.  Smoking hot women as far as the eye can see.


I don't know, Floridians are assholes.
 
2013-03-03 10:56:07 AM
Maybe I've been watching too much Project Runway but I can't help but think that the the vertical design of those swimsuits made already rail thin contestants look downright emaciated.
 
2013-03-03 11:15:13 AM
I think subby has a thing for 12 year old girls with too much makeup and overly done hair. Paging Chris Hanson.

This could also be used as a video catalog for the next shipment of Russian brides.
 
2013-03-03 11:16:06 AM
I'd usually say "nice headlights", but considering the source...  nice dashcams.
 
2013-03-03 11:19:01 AM
This is also the season for Garota Verão contests in Brazil, BTW.

s.glbimg.com
 
2013-03-03 11:25:39 AM
That must have been unbelievably embarrassing. Looking around and realizing every other contestant bought the same suit you did.
 
2013-03-03 11:27:37 AM
Yessir, that there is Russia alright.

/St Petersburg is a mass collector of foreign men's souls.  Don't say I didn't warn you.
 
2013-03-03 11:36:30 AM
all filmed thru the dashcam of the car that crashed thru the side of the building
 
2013-03-03 11:44:54 AM
Those girls make Keira Knightley looks like Sophia Vergara
 
2013-03-03 11:45:36 AM
why can't these contestants have a pron tape released...i'd accept by 10pm eastern tonight if any of them would like to oblige.
 
2013-03-03 11:49:11 AM
#12 Please
 
2013-03-03 12:16:34 PM

Mugato: i_dig_chicks: Walking down the street in St. Peterburg is magnificent.  Smoking hot women as far as the eye can see.

I don't know, Floridians are assholes.


They're all "Floridiots."

/I is one, too
 
2013-03-03 12:19:28 PM
image.wtfux.org
 
2013-03-03 12:29:08 PM

wildcardjack: Not a sammich in the whole bunch...


Fo reals.  The top of a woman's arm is supposed to be wider than her elbow..
 
2013-03-03 12:49:18 PM

phaseolus: This is also the season for Garota Verão contests in Brazil, BTW.

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More of this, less of the Miss Russian Anorexia swimsuit contest.
 
2013-03-03 01:03:05 PM
WHAR HIPS? WHAR?
 
2013-03-03 01:14:38 PM
ClavellBCMI:

More of this, less of the Miss Russian Anorexia swimsuit contest.


Okay.

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2013-03-03 01:19:46 PM
forgot one

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-03 01:35:31 PM

syrynxx: Great soundtrack.  "Always treat her with respect" accompanying women walking down a staircase in high heels and a revealing swimsuit.


The 'always knows her place' lyric was also interesting.
 
2013-03-03 01:52:34 PM
Beauty contests are one of the last vestiges of the eugenics craze from the first half of the 20th century. Although the focus has gone from birthin' hips to anorexic spokesmodels. Hell, my mundane genes could improve any of those lines.
 
2013-03-03 02:05:14 PM
Apparently hips and curves are illegal in Russia. That being said, the reddish-haired one at about #4 will do.
 
2013-03-03 02:09:30 PM
My encounters with Russian women have all ended poorly. Of course that's only in the strip clubs in Vegas. There a mean bunch I'll tell ya!
 
2013-03-03 02:47:19 PM
Don't know about ya'll, but I liked the one in the black swimsuit.
 
2013-03-03 03:03:38 PM
they look a bit fat to me.   i like the skinny, boney, sunken eyes heroin addict look so common in today's American fashion mags.

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2013-03-03 03:09:41 PM
Gentlemen start your bikini goggles!

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2013-03-03 04:06:34 PM
I'm no fashionista, but were those actually bikinis? They were swimsuits, certainly, and most of them didn't show much, either.

I always thought a bikini was a two-piece, and usually shows a LOT more than these drab things.... and those girls, while pleasant enough looking, certainly weren't smoking hot or filling those suits out very well.

Not a bikini:

helsematilde.files.wordpress.com

Bikini:

img2u.info

...and the girl knows how to fill them out.

/Also eyebleach for lohphat's post.
 
2013-03-03 04:21:32 PM

Mugato: i_dig_chicks: Walking down the street in St. Peterburg is magnificent.  Smoking hot women as far as the eye can see.

I don't know, Floridians are assholes.


insert 'know how i know you're gay' meme pic here
 
2013-03-03 05:26:35 PM
I'd never seen that much meth walking at one time before...
 
2013-03-03 05:32:49 PM
There was so much sameness there.  I felt like I was watching a looping GIF.
 
2013-03-03 05:33:46 PM

Serial: #12 Please


She bears a striking resemblance to the "actress" Samantha Rone and that chick that plays the college-aged daughter on Castle.
 
2013-03-03 07:08:32 PM
...so chaffed....
 
2013-03-03 07:10:04 PM
I thought 47 would do in a pinch.
You know, if nothing else were available.

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