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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   7 year-old Girl Scout suffering from epileptic seizures and pituitary dwarfism, cock-punches her health problems and sells record numbers of cookies to help support our troops. With, damn it's getting patrioticly dusty in here picture   (cleveland.com) divider line 86
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2013-03-03 02:36:11 AM  
media.cleveland.com
Ok... this picture just gave me diabetus

/dammit, she's cute.
//and yeah, she's technically a brownie scout, but whatever.
///diabetusssssssss
 
2013-03-03 07:40:33 AM  

strangeluck: [media.cleveland.com image 380x668]
Ok... this picture just gave me diabetus

/dammit, she's cute.
//and yeah, she's technically a brownie scout, but whatever.
///diabetusssssssss


Yeah I'm a resident Kid Hater, but there's just no room for snark in this one.
 
2013-03-03 07:42:55 AM  
Greened.. diabetus for everyone!
 
2013-03-03 07:59:11 AM  
Wow, despite her crippling illness she was still able to perform her slave labor duties.
 
2013-03-03 08:27:53 AM  
With her background and can-do attitude, she is perfectly positioned to become the Marissa Mayer of the Keebler Elves.
 
2013-03-03 09:14:03 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Yeah I'm a resident Kid Hater, but there's just no room for snark in this one.


This.  I planned on coming in here to conjure up some inappropriate joke.  Then I clicked the link and saw the picture.

FTFA: Taylor Godwin is one tough cookie.
 

Wait, her name is Godwin?  Thanks for the cookies, Adrwarf Hitler!
 
2013-03-03 09:14:28 AM  
Do girl scouts do anything other than sell cookies?
 
2013-03-03 09:15:14 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Adrwarf


And I even managed to fark that up.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-03 09:16:19 AM  
She's just adorable. Nice article.

/need to go hug my 7y.o. daughter now
//in my eye...something
 
2013-03-03 09:16:28 AM  
I once bench pressed a dwarf.

/true story

//cool story bro
 
2013-03-03 09:17:19 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: Do girl scouts do anything other than sell cookies?


My sister was one, the only thing I remember was them learning pocketknife safety with a stage folding knife with lipstick on the 'blade'.  If you got red on your hand, you didn't get your badge.  I'm sure they did more, but that's all I remember.
 
2013-03-03 09:18:39 AM  
Yeah, yeah, yeah, congrats on beating the sickness kid. Now, about those cookies...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-03 09:21:23 AM  
Subby FAIL! Since when is supporting an organization that indoctrinates young women in radical feminism 'Patriotic', much less heroic?
 
2013-03-03 09:22:06 AM  
Is patriotically spelled incorrectly for a reason? Did I miss a memo?
 
2013-03-03 09:22:07 AM  
Seems like selling girl scout cookies is one area where such ailments might help you do well.

But good for her.
 
2013-03-03 09:23:24 AM  
Jeebus, they should just put her adorable face on all the cookie boxes, and they would sell out in days! Too bad about her medical conditions, especially the seizures. All the best to her.
 
2013-03-03 09:23:40 AM  
Ah, it's the time of year when young girls learn the value of doing nothing at all while their parents sell factory cookies to enrich the industrial bakers, all while retaining a tiny percentage of the profit which doesn't come close to being worthwhile for the time and effort put in.  Suckers.
 
2013-03-03 09:24:30 AM  
You had me at "cookies".


/the cute is just piling on
 
2013-03-03 09:25:23 AM  
She can't possibly be a real person.  I find it much more likely that the Girl Scouts elite worked with a team of psychologists to design a robot-girl that people would be incapable of not buying cookies from.   A real American child would be more likely to eat 1,500 boxes of cookies than sell them.
 
2013-03-03 09:26:07 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: strangeluck: [media.cleveland.com image 380x668]
Ok... this picture just gave me diabetus

/dammit, she's cute.
//and yeah, she's technically a brownie scout, but whatever.
///diabetusssssssss

Yeah I'm a resident Kid Hater, but there's just no room for snark in this one.



Not true. The "getting dusty in here" cliche' is irritating as f*ck. Not quite as irritating as "birth certificate" references but close.......
 
2013-03-03 09:26:15 AM  
Sympathy sales
 
2013-03-03 09:26:53 AM  
I hereby move that we abolish the "dusty in here" thing and replace it with.... "So here I sit. Crying at my monitor like a little biatch".
 
2013-03-03 09:27:02 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: strangeluck: [media.cleveland.com image 380x668]
Ok... this picture just gave me diabetus

/dammit, she's cute.
//and yeah, she's technically a brownie scout, but whatever.
///diabetusssssssss

Yeah I'm a resident Kid Hater, but there's just no room for snark in this one.


You're just not trying.

You can snark about the fact her record selling number of cookie is totally skewed because who the hell is going to say "no" to someone with her plight raising money for troops. Even most Congressional Republicans would at least buy 1 box of Thin Mints if she knocked on their door.  The other girls didn't have a chance.
 
2013-03-03 09:28:40 AM  
I often wonder what these headlines would look like if men submitted them.
 
2013-03-03 09:30:14 AM  
media.syracuse.com

"Thanks, kid."
 
2013-03-03 09:30:38 AM  
strangeluck:
//and yeah, she's technically a brownie scout, but whatever.

This is something that I never understood. I've been a Girl Scout for 18+ years. Daisy, Brownie, Junior, Cadet, or Senior, they're all Girl Scouts. In Scouts (in my troop and in my council), that's what we called all of us. But outside of Scouts, it was always "oh, you're not a Girl Scout, you're a Brownie." Were you in Girl Scouts? Did your troop make this delineation?
 
2013-03-03 09:31:09 AM  
I"m down to my last stack of thin mints...
 
2013-03-03 09:32:19 AM  

voodoolady: strangeluck:
//and yeah, she's technically a brownie scout, but whatever.

This is something that I never understood. I've been a Girl Scout for 18+ years. Daisy, Brownie, Junior, Cadet, or Senior, they're all Girl Scouts. In Scouts (in my troop and in my council), that's what we called all of us. But outside of Scouts, it was always "oh, you're not a Girl Scout, you're a Brownie." Were you in Girl Scouts? Did your troop make this delineation?


Eh, BSA has the similar set up.  Cubs and Boys.  But you are always a Scout.
 
2013-03-03 09:32:24 AM  

voodoolady: strangeluck:
//and yeah, she's technically a brownie scout, but whatever.

This is something that I never understood. I've been a Girl Scout for 18+ years. Daisy, Brownie, Junior, Cadet, or Senior, they're all Girl Scouts. In Scouts (in my troop and in my council), that's what we called all of us. But outside of Scouts, it was always "oh, you're not a Girl Scout, you're a Brownie." Were you in Girl Scouts? Did your troop make this delineation?


Take that raging feminist stuff elsewhere. No brainwashing here!
 
2013-03-03 09:41:34 AM  

Mugato: Wow, despite her crippling illness she was still able to perform her slave labor duties.


Yep this just in. If you want to really support your local Girl Scout donate the 5 bucks to her troop. That way they get 5 buck not the 30cents they get when you buy a box of cookies.

You don't need the cookies anyway fatass.
 
2013-03-03 09:43:16 AM  
I'm pretty sure that a 7-year-old girl doing anything with a cock is illegal....
 
2013-03-03 09:43:29 AM  

tom baker's scarf: You don't need the cookies anyway fatass.


no... but I *want* them.
 
2013-03-03 09:45:55 AM  
This is what this little girl just did:
 
2013-03-03 09:46:16 AM  

macadamnut: [media.syracuse.com image 380x258]

"Thanks, kid."


I don't get it.
 
2013-03-03 09:48:22 AM  

voodoolady: strangeluck:
//and yeah, she's technically a brownie scout, but whatever.

This is something that I never understood. I've been a Girl Scout for 18+ years. Daisy, Brownie, Junior, Cadet, or Senior, they're all Girl Scouts. In Scouts (in my troop and in my council), that's what we called all of us. But outside of Scouts, it was always "oh, you're not a Girl Scout, you're a Brownie." Were you in Girl Scouts? Did your troop make this delineation?


I was in Camp Fire Girls (has anyone ever even heard of that?) We did Indian beads instead of badges and peanuts and peanut brittle instead of cookies. First you were a "bluebird" then a "Camp Fire Girl" and for those who stayed after becoming teenagers, you were a "Horizon Girl". But really, all of us were Camp Fire Girls. I completely get your point voodoolady and govt employee.
 
2013-03-03 09:57:27 AM  
Both of my girls were in scouting. They did a lot of crafts, sang a lot of silly songs and had fun. They also went to Camp Lachenwald in Germany. One year, one did a lot of plays and the other did horseback stuff. 
I don't remember anyone making a distinction between Daisys, Brownies or whatnot, other than what year a kid was in.

/The boys also tried scouting. Boy Scouts was VERY boring for them.
 
2013-03-03 09:58:57 AM  
BTW,

You know who ELSE sent people around in little uniforms to sell things door-to-door?
 
2013-03-03 10:09:50 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I hereby move that we abolish the "dusty in here" thing and replace it with.... "So here I sit. Crying at my monitor like a little biatch".


Also, let's abolish cutesy misspelling of "naughty" words and f*cking self censorship. Especially in a thread with "cockpunch" in the headline.
 
2013-03-03 10:21:54 AM  

deschinc: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I hereby move that we abolish the "dusty in here" thing and replace it with.... "So here I sit. Crying at my monitor like a little biatch".

Also, let's abolish cutesy misspelling of "naughty" words and f*cking self censorship. Especially in a thread with "cockpunch" in the headline.


That wasn't self-censorship.  You do know Fark has a filter, right?  Certain words have their spelling changed automatically, like fark, biatch, coont, and shiat.

I'd argue it's cutesy, but the site does it for you.
 
2013-03-03 10:24:32 AM  
Americans have an unexplainable and unquestionable hard-on for their military.
 
2013-03-03 10:30:34 AM  
"Buy at least four boxes, and I'll leave quickly before having an epileptic seizure on your front porch."
An irresistible sales pitch!
 
2013-03-03 10:34:41 AM  

skinink: Jeebus, they should just put her adorable face on all the cookie boxes, and they would sell out in days! Too bad about her medical conditions, especially the seizures. All the best to her.


Do you think they have trouble selling out now?
 
2013-03-03 10:35:09 AM  

maggoo: Americans have an unexplainable and unquestionable hard-on for their military.


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
SUPPORT THE TROOPS!!!
 
2013-03-03 10:35:52 AM  

SpdrJay: BTW,

You know who ELSE sent people around in little uniforms to sell things door-to-door?


Dutch pimps. Last week.
 
2013-03-03 10:38:24 AM  

maggoo: Americans have an unexplainable and unquestionable hard-on for their military.



wait, do the brownie scouts even count as military?

/aisle
 
2013-03-03 10:38:41 AM  

SpdrJay: BTW,

You know who ELSE sent people around in little uniforms to sell things door-to-door?


The public school system?
 
2013-03-03 10:38:46 AM  

tower of pisa: voodoolady: strangeluck:
//and yeah, she's technically a brownie scout, but whatever.

This is something that I never understood. I've been a Girl Scout for 18+ years. Daisy, Brownie, Junior, Cadet, or Senior, they're all Girl Scouts. In Scouts (in my troop and in my council), that's what we called all of us. But outside of Scouts, it was always "oh, you're not a Girl Scout, you're a Brownie." Were you in Girl Scouts? Did your troop make this delineation?

I was in Camp Fire Girls (has anyone ever even heard of that?) We did Indian beads instead of badges and peanuts and peanut brittle instead of cookies. First you were a "bluebird" then a "Camp Fire Girl" and for those who stayed after becoming teenagers, you were a "Horizon Girl". But really, all of us were Camp Fire Girls. I completely get your point voodoolady and govt employee.


images.wikia.com
 
2013-03-03 10:43:01 AM  

JonnyG: I often wonder what these headlines would look like if men submitted them.


ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-03-03 10:43:25 AM  
So if the military has to sell cookies, does this mean schools have all the money they need?
 
2013-03-03 10:47:06 AM  

Earpj: Both of my girls were in scouting. They did a lot of crafts, sang a lot of silly songs and had fun. They also went to Camp Lachenwald in Germany. One year, one did a lot of plays and the other did horseback stuff. 
I don't remember anyone making a distinction between Daisys, Brownies or whatnot, other than what year a kid was in.

/The boys also tried scouting. Boy Scouts was VERY boring for them.


Sounds like they had a shiatty scoutmaster. We did all sorts of stuff, going camping once a month in a cool place was just the beginning. We would go skiing and white water rafting. Scout camp was awesome because you got the opportunity to shoot rifles, shotguns, and black powder guns.
 
2013-03-03 10:51:22 AM  

tower of pisa: I was in Camp Fire Girls (has anyone ever even heard of that?)


Did you join from an ad in a comic book? The only time I've ever heard about them was in the back of a Richie Rich.
 
2013-03-03 10:57:30 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Shakin_Haitian: Do girl scouts do anything other than sell cookies?


It really depends on the troop and troop leader. I was in girl scouts for about 2 years, but we went camping a lot, lots of ropes and knives, cooking, building, exploring, hiking, etc. But that was because my mom was in charge and made it happen.  Unfortunately, I didn't have such a great experience once I got my daughter into it.  We were really excited to get involved to the point that my husband (her dad) took her to an outdoors store and got her the shirt/skirt/sash/vest/belt, when the troop said they didn't require anything but the sash.

So she's involved for about 3 months, and she's coming home with baggies full of badges.  Which was a little confusing to me, because I don't even know what the badges are for...they haven't done anything.  The troop leader was just excited to get some friends for her daughter and said, "ya, we got it. Read the page to the girls. Check" on all the badges.  But when the cookie season started, we were informed that our troop leader was fired.

And that's when things got messy.

I had submitted a form to buy like, 4 boxes of something.  But she was fired before the form was even sent in, and I didn't have an order # or anything. There was no transaction that took place. (and for details on why she was fired, the GS changed their policies for how cookies are sold; so you have to buy x amount of boxes first, and then they send them to you, and then you sell them.  Something like that...so you have to pony up a few hundred dollars first.  Well, the troop leader didn't have that, and she was very vocal with the GS committee about how unfair that policy is to people who don't have cash laying around. So they fired her.)

I get information on how to join the other troop in town, but I don't know...I'm pretty skeptical right now. All of a sudden I start getting these emails from the leaders in the other troop telling me I owe them money. So I said, "how much? What is the order #? What boxes did I order?" And I would get these page long, snippy emails.  I forwarded the last one to my husband and just said, "You have got to be kidding."

I'm not touching GS with a 10 foot pole. My daughter isn't getting involved. I am not entirely happy with GS in front of Safeway selling cookies (I try to be nice).  So, I found another group that doesn't sell cookies, but instead builds robots and codes Arduino kits, and we are working on sewing a sweater together with electric fibers so LED lights bink in the fabric.  Somehow, I think that is a healthier solution.

/don't get me started on Boy Scouts.
//and I didn't run a troop of my own for reasons.
 
2013-03-03 11:05:24 AM  
Camp Fire Girls and Brownies. This dad bought a lot of cookies. Youngest would say "Dad, we need your truck.". My coworkers would run away at the sight of me with a shopping bag in my hands. The neighbors would go on vacation. School would go on lock down. It were horrible, I tell ya!
 
2013-03-03 11:07:42 AM  
Shakin_Haitian:
Sounds like they had a shiatty scoutmaster. We did all sorts of stuff, going camping once a month in a cool place was just the beginning. We would go skiing and white water rafting. Scout camp was awesome because you got the opportunity to shoot rifles, shotguns, and black powder guns.

Yup. We did. We tried in Germany, my son hated his leader. 
My younger son had a good leader, then we moved. The youngest was not interested in trying it.
 
2013-03-03 11:09:07 AM  

deschinc: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I hereby move that we abolish the "dusty in here" thing and replace it with.... "So here I sit. Crying at my monitor like a little biatch".

Also, let's abolish cutesy misspelling of "naughty" words and f*cking self censorship. Especially in a thread with "cockpunch" in the headline.


Okay, you sound like a dumb ass because you're giving me a hard time without knowing how the filter works around here, you cock.

How's that?
 
2013-03-03 11:14:10 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: deschinc: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I hereby move that we abolish the "dusty in here" thing and replace it with.... "So here I sit. Crying at my monitor like a little biatch".

Also, let's abolish cutesy misspelling of "naughty" words and f*cking self censorship. Especially in a thread with "cockpunch" in the headline.

Okay, you sound like a dumb ass because you're giving me a hard time without knowing how the filter works around here, you cock.

How's that?


+1
 
2013-03-03 11:57:08 AM  
Sending a freak to peddle cookies? Classy.
 
2013-03-03 12:01:30 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: there's just no room for snark in this one.


Theres ALWAYS room for snark.
 
2013-03-03 12:09:43 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: Do girl scouts do anything other than sell cookies?


Depends on how you ask 'em.

www.sleeping-with-a-sleeping-disorder.com
www.furhappens.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-03 12:12:16 PM  
art.penny-arcade.com
 
2013-03-03 12:18:25 PM  
Thin mints have gone down in quality. The ratio of chocolate outer to cookie inner has gotten smaller.

I know , I know. And such small portions...
 
2013-03-03 12:20:05 PM  

Granny Stab: Thin mints have gone down in quality. The ratio of chocolate outer to cookie inner has gotten smaller.

I know , I know. And such small portions...


You should eat Brownies.
 
2013-03-03 12:36:55 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Sympathy sales


Put me down for another dozen Pity Mints
 
2013-03-03 12:38:51 PM  
Isn't pituitary dwarfism the one type of dwarfism that is treatable?
 
2013-03-03 12:58:12 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Doctor Funkenstein: Adrwarf

And I even managed to fark that up.


Not before I laughed, chortled and coughed a bit as I was smoking while reading.
 
2013-03-03 01:05:06 PM  

PopularFront: She can't possibly be a real person.  I find it much more likely that the Girl Scouts elite worked with a team of psychologists to design a robot-girl that people would be incapable of not buying cookies from.   A real American child would be more likely to eat 1,500 boxes of cookies than sell them.


/and the conspiracy crowd from the left chimes in.
 
2013-03-03 01:09:52 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: Do girl scouts do anything other than sell cookies?


Yes, but rules 1 & 2 are "You don't talk about it."
 
2013-03-03 01:15:50 PM  
Damn, now I'm having fantasies about an epileptic dwarf.

/not this one
 
2013-03-03 02:15:03 PM  

tower of pisa: voodoolady: strangeluck:
//and yeah, she's technically a brownie scout, but whatever.

This is something that I never understood. I've been a Girl Scout for 18+ years. Daisy, Brownie, Junior, Cadet, or Senior, they're all Girl Scouts. In Scouts (in my troop and in my council), that's what we called all of us. But outside of Scouts, it was always "oh, you're not a Girl Scout, you're a Brownie." Were you in Girl Scouts? Did your troop make this delineation?

I was in Camp Fire Girls (has anyone ever even heard of that?) We did Indian beads instead of badges and peanuts and peanut brittle instead of cookies. First you were a "bluebird" then a "Camp Fire Girl" and for those who stayed after becoming teenagers, you were a "Horizon Girl". But really, all of us were Camp Fire Girls. I completely get your point voodoolady and govt employee.


Another Camp Fire Girl here. We sold Fannie Farmer Candy.
 
2013-03-03 02:26:45 PM  
She sounds like an Imperialist Fascist Cocksucker. Support our troops? Really? Invading other countries without reason and killing Brown People around the world for 200 years.

Oh, wait, Obama's President now, and supporting the troops is now patriotic. Never mind.
 
2013-03-03 02:29:05 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: She sounds like an Imperialist Fascist Cocksucker. Support our troops? Really? Invading other countries without reason and killing Brown People around the world for 200 years.

Oh, wait, Obama's President now, and supporting the troops is now patriotic. Never mind.


You're trying too hard.
 
2013-03-03 02:30:35 PM  

voodoolady: strangeluck:
//and yeah, she's technically a brownie scout, but whatever.

This is something that I never understood. I've been a Girl Scout for 18+ years. Daisy, Brownie, Junior, Cadet, or Senior, they're all Girl Scouts. In Scouts (in my troop and in my council), that's what we called all of us. But outside of Scouts, it was always "oh, you're not a Girl Scout, you're a Brownie." Were you in Girl Scouts? Did your troop make this delineation?


Honestly, I think that's because people have generally thought of Brownies as equivalent to Cub Scouting (which, whilst it is part of the BSA, is organised as its own org).  The younger-age levels in Girl Scouting (Brownies and Daisy Scouts) never have been separate, and have always been part of the parent org.

Then again, I'm also old enough to remember when Scouting started at just Brownies--the Daisy Scouts are the newest addition, and it's pretty cool IMHO that Girl Scouting is working with that young a set.
 
2013-03-03 02:36:40 PM  
That's pretty cool. Good for her. When I was her age I did absolutely nothing of note. Last year I raised over $3k for kids with IBD though, so maybe one day I will catch up to her. ;)

But I must say that IMHO that is in no way patriotic, subby.
 
2013-03-03 02:52:39 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: deschinc: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I hereby move that we abolish the "dusty in here" thing and replace it with.... "So here I sit. Crying at my monitor like a little biatch".

Also, let's abolish cutesy misspelling of "naughty" words and f*cking self censorship. Especially in a thread with "cockpunch" in the headline.

Okay, you sound like a dumb ass because you're giving me a hard time without knowing how the filter works around here, you cock.

How's that?


The comment wasn't aimed at anyone. I just find it juvenile. And yes I understand there is a filter. I also know that people self censor their own fooking shizat so as not to trigger the filter. Try decaf.
 
2013-03-03 03:47:30 PM  
The girl is from Willoughby?

fandommenacepodcast.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-03 04:18:17 PM  
hehehe, shes a cute lil'shiat.A couple of them showed up at my door the other day and put the squeeze on me.When they finally let me go they had thirty of my hard earned dollars...and I had 8 boxes of AWESOMENESS!!!!...that lasted three days. I wish they would back and take more of my money :(
 
2013-03-03 04:39:33 PM  
She's adorable. However, epilepsy is common and pituitary dwarfism I think is really just silly. I mean really it is just that she is short. My nickname was sardine growing up. I am still short why get all pituitary blah blah blah on it. WORLD. Good for selling the most amount of cookies. I was also a girl scout.
 
2013-03-03 05:21:14 PM  
cute milf at a gas station I got to was selling GS cookies for her daughter.  So I pulled the Wednesday Addams line on her

"Are you cookies made with real girl scouts?"

"Whaaaa?!?"

Jesus, it was a freaking movie, a funny one.  Guess she hasn't seen it, I thought she was going to call 911 on me.
 
2013-03-03 05:37:58 PM  

strangeluck: [media.cleveland.com image 380x668]
Ok... this picture just gave me diabetus

/dammit, she's cute.
//and yeah, she's technically a brownie scout, but whatever.
///diabetusssssssss


Oh No!! It says 'USA' on her sash, and there's a Christmas tree in the background! The FarkLibtards won't stand for this derpy-derp!!
 
2013-03-03 06:44:31 PM  

danno_to_infinity: cute milf at a gas station I got to was selling GS cookies for her daughter.  So I pulled the Wednesday Addams line on her

"Are you cookies made with real girl scouts?"

"Whaaaa?!?"

Jesus, it was a freaking movie, a funny one.  Guess she hasn't seen it, I thought she was going to call 911 on me.


There was a table full of girl scout cookies in front of Starbucks this morning, but the moms were working the table.  The girl scouts were all inside drinking coffee and playing on iPhones.

/app Badge?
 
2013-03-03 07:06:42 PM  
Girl Scouts are a bunch of shakedown artists.  Get out of the car and walk towards the entrance of the drug store.  As you approach, you notice the stand.  It's too late to change direction and pretend you are going somewhere else.  Gotta walk by that nauseatingly sweet little girl,,,,, "excuse me sir, would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?"  All those getting back into shape promises just go out the window as you buy a couple of boxes.   I once said no as I was walking in.  The crushed look in her eye ate away at my soul while I was in the store and I bought a couple of boxes on the way out
 
2013-03-03 08:23:27 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: Girl Scouts are a bunch of shakedown artists.  Get out of the car and walk towards the entrance of the drug store.  As you approach, you notice the stand.  It's too late to change direction and pretend you are going somewhere else.  Gotta walk by that nauseatingly sweet little girl,,,,, "excuse me sir, would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?"  All those getting back into shape promises just go out the window as you buy a couple of boxes.   I once said no as I was walking in.  The crushed look in her eye ate away at my soul while I was in the store and I bought a couple of boxes on the way out


One of the most valuable life lessons you can ever learn is how to say "no" and mean it. I'm Canadian so it was trebly hard for me, but I mastered it. Although being old helps because you're crusty and grump most of the time anyways.
 
2013-03-04 06:10:36 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: She sounds like an Imperialist Fascist Cocksucker. Support our troops? Really? Invading other countries without reason and killing Brown People around the world for 200 years.

Oh, wait, Obama's President now, and supporting the troops is now patriotic. Never mind.


I see that the reason people are homeless is because they are insane.
 
2013-03-04 09:33:10 AM  
FTA: Last year, her first in Girl Scouts, she sold 275 boxes and was unable to go door to door after she was injured during a seizure.

Bullshiat. Girl Scouts haven't gone door to door for 20 years because of pervos.

They solicit by blocking entrances to grocery stores or through their professional parents who hold minor grudges against me if I buy cookies from another mom in the building.
 
2013-03-05 08:46:29 AM  

ghare: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: She sounds like an Imperialist Fascist Cocksucker. Support our troops? Really? Invading other countries without reason and killing Brown People around the world for 200 years.

Oh, wait, Obama's President now, and supporting the troops is now patriotic. Never mind.

I see that the reason people are homeless is because they are insane.


Very good, Bobby! Personal attack, Hasty Generalization, and Context Blindness all in one small sentence, Your conditioning is coming along quite nicely. I a very short time (maybe even in time for the next Republican president) you will be ready to march with the other robot ants against whatever War Against Brown People that that Ebil Fascist will be waging.

And I see you posted, of course, from an account with the typical skeleton profile of the typical mass-manufactured alt account.....
 
2013-03-05 07:58:56 PM  
Just Another OC Homeless Guy: And I see you posted, of course, from an account with the typical skeleton profile of the typical mass-manufactured alt account.....

An alt that started in 2002? That's farking Uber-Meta then.
 
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