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(TMZ)   Modern Family stars trapped in an elevator. Critics rave about how this is the best use of the old "trapped in an elevator" story they've seen in ages   (tmz.com) divider line 25
    More: Obvious, Kansas City Fire Department, Julie Bowen, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet, elevators, raves  
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3559 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 03 Mar 2013 at 8:32 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-03 08:36:05 AM  
I'd trap Julie Bowen in my elevator for an hour.

/oh, who am I kidding, 10 minutes.
//wait, what?
 
2013-03-03 08:37:09 AM  
Something, something, images of Ariel Winters, something, something...
 
2013-03-03 08:54:32 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-03 08:54:39 AM  

Wolf892: Something, something, images of Ariel Winters, something, something...


Sounds like you want to be trapped in an elevator with Chris Hansen.
 
2013-03-03 09:36:22 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-03 09:57:14 AM  
Stuck in an elevator with Julie Bowen. I'd probably babble on about how great her Playboy Pictorial is. It really is good, she has a hot body.
 
2013-03-03 10:04:52 AM  
My mistake. That was Teri Polo in Playboy. I guess I can dream.
 
2013-03-03 11:02:08 AM  

skinink: My mistake. That was Teri Polo in Playboy. I guess I can dream.


I had already opened up a new window to search in when I glanced at the next comment.... sigh.

/although yes, Teri is quite nice on the eyes as well
 
2013-03-03 11:25:00 AM  

skinink: Stuck in an elevator with Julie Bowen. I'd probably babble on about how great her Playboy Pictorial is. It really is good, she has a hot body.


You.  Do NOT.  Get my hopes up. About something like that. EVER.
 
2013-03-03 11:45:37 AM  
To white
 
2013-03-03 11:51:08 AM  
Today, trapped in an elevator.  Tomorrow, trapped in a malfunctioning holodeck.
 
2013-03-03 11:56:25 AM  

Wolf892: Something, something, images of Ariel Winters, something, something...


i291.photobucket.com

/no swiping
 
2013-03-03 12:01:03 PM  
collider.com
stuck in an elevator with her?
sign me up...
 
2013-03-03 12:18:49 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Wolf892: Something, something, images of Ariel Winters, something, something...

[i291.photobucket.com image 480x360]

/no swiping


So with nothing else to do this morning I decided to skim through other fark threads that mention Ariel Winters and see that yep, we're totally cool with openly lusting after 15 year olds now. I really should visit this place more regularly--or not at all. Either one.
 
2013-03-03 12:27:02 PM  

The Great EZE: Thanks for the Meme-ries: Wolf892: Something, something, images of Ariel Winters, something, something...

[i291.photobucket.com image 480x360]

/no swiping

So with nothing else to do this morning I decided to skim through other fark threads that mention Ariel Winters and see that yep, we're totally cool with openly lusting after 15 year olds now. I really should visit this place more regularly--or not at all. Either one.


i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-03 12:34:35 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: The Great EZE: Thanks for the Meme-ries: Wolf892: Something, something, images of Ariel Winters, something, something...

[i291.photobucket.com image 480x360]

/no swiping

So with nothing else to do this morning I decided to skim through other fark threads that mention Ariel Winters and see that yep, we're totally cool with openly lusting after 15 year olds now. I really should visit this place more regularly--or not at all. Either one.

[i291.photobucket.com image 450x253]


Yeah, yeah. I've got a couple of years on you (not to turn this into a pissing contest). I thought the mainstreaming of Fark meant the people here would get more normal, not become more /b/tastic.
 
2013-03-03 12:48:52 PM  

The Great EZE: Thanks for the Meme-ries: The Great EZE: Thanks for the Meme-ries: Wolf892: Something, something, images of Ariel Winters, something, something...

[i291.photobucket.com image 480x360]

/no swiping

So with nothing else to do this morning I decided to skim through other fark threads that mention Ariel Winters and see that yep, we're totally cool with openly lusting after 15 year olds now. I really should visit this place more regularly--or not at all. Either one.

[i291.photobucket.com image 450x253]

Yeah, yeah. I've got a couple of years on you (not to turn this into a pissing contest). I thought the mainstreaming of Fark meant the people here would get more normal, not become more /b/tastic.


No prob.... All good....

And God, I hope not.... Straddles the line perfectly between safe SlashDot and other vanilla feeds, and the craziness of /b/.... IMHO.

/no gif response
//new for me
 
2013-03-03 03:50:54 PM  
While the idea of an hour with Julie is intriguing.

The flipside is you are trapped with Stonestreet and Ferguson. They are a duo I just don't find appealing. I realize it's the writers, but there characters are so stereotypical and not in a good way.
 
2013-03-03 05:04:03 PM  
I call bullshiat. No one gets cellphone service in an elevator.
 
2013-03-03 06:04:50 PM  
 
2013-03-03 08:56:58 PM  

The Great EZE: Thanks for the Meme-ries: Wolf892: Something, something, images of Ariel Winters, something, something...

[i291.photobucket.com image 480x360]

/no swiping

So with nothing else to do this morning I decided to skim through other fark threads that mention Ariel Winters and see that yep, we're totally cool with openly lusting after 15 year olds now. I really should visit this place more regularly--or not at all. Either one.


i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-03 11:39:35 PM  

Recoil Therapy: skinink: My mistake. That was Teri Polo in Playboy. I guess I can dream.

I had already opened up a new window to search in when I glanced at the next comment.... sigh.

/although yes, Teri is quite nice on the eyes as well


CSB: SportsNight-era Teri Polo looks and sounds exactly like the girl my best friend was dating when the Playboy pictures came out.  Unfortunately, Teri Polo didn't look like SportsNight Teri Polo anymore. Fortunately, we all knew what our friend's girlfriend would look like as a blond.
 
2013-03-04 03:16:39 AM  
si0.twimg.com
 
2013-03-04 08:02:59 AM  

Wolf892: Ariel Winters


She's cute and all. But I think I will check out the older sister until Ariel is legal.
 
2013-03-04 11:15:27 AM  

aszure: Wolf892: Ariel Winters

She's cute and all. But I think I will check out the older sister until Ariel is legal.


16 is the age of consent in Minnesota.

She will be quite attractive to me at that point.
 
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