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(The Daily Beast)   Not news: getting married. Still not news: keeping marriage secret for a whole year. Fark: It's Janet Jackson. Ultrafark: For the third time   ( divider line
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2013-03-03 12:28:13 AM  
Her head looks like a fountain.
2013-03-03 01:08:21 AM  
I don't keep up with entertainment news and even I knew she was married to this guy.  I think the press is just pissed they missed the wedding.
2013-03-03 07:20:47 AM  
Has she done anything of note lately?  I mean besides getting married.
2013-03-03 07:35:18 AM  
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