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(JoBlo)   Remember Jim Belushi's adorable little chubby pal Curly Sue? Wonder what she looks like now   (joblo.com) divider line 63
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2013-03-03 12:17:04 AM
Sometimes little kids grow up to be dead sexy.  Happened to me.
 
2013-03-03 12:48:29 AM
JoBlo has got to be one of the most horribly lain out and scripted sites anywhere.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-03-03 12:52:52 AM
God, that was Jim Belushi?

I always thought it was Bill Murray.
 
2013-03-03 01:07:12 AM
Could be good, could be bad.  (click)

And it's GOOD!  Hot Jewess.
 
2013-03-03 01:38:03 AM

kmmontandon: JoBlo has got to be one of the most horribly lain out and scripted sites anywhere.


I like sites like that. Was like a workout for noscript and adblock.
 
2013-03-03 01:40:09 AM
Hey mods, how about no more JoBlo.com greens, ever?

Whatever they are paying you can't be worth everyone enduring that shiatty Upton overlay ad that permeates that site.
 
2013-03-03 01:45:56 AM

MBK: God, that was Jim Belushi?

I always thought it was Bill Murray.


You're not the only one. Reading the article first (Rare!) is the only thing that stopped me coming right in here to correct Subby on it. But I too was wrong!
 
2013-03-03 01:53:55 AM
Guys who come into threads about hot chicks to whine about website design can just turn in their man card already. Geez.
 
2013-03-03 01:56:02 AM
But to sum it all up:

www.joblo.com
 
2013-03-03 01:57:30 AM
She's hawt.  Fap
She got married.  What the hell.  FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
 
2013-03-03 02:12:28 AM
i try with every fiber to not remember jim belushi
 
2013-03-03 02:13:49 AM

Confabulat: But to sum it all up:

[www.joblo.com image 656x485]


Eh, she was hotter on the left.

/Seat, over there.
 
2013-03-03 02:36:10 AM
She's pretty, but she looks like she would be a sassy biatch. Like if you were to ask her, "Do you like my new sofa?". She would respond, "Well, do YOU like it?" "Of course I like it. That's why I bought it.". "Well, if YOU like it, that's all that REALLY matters now, isn't it?"

Oh yeah? Well, FARK YOU, you sassy biatch! That farking sofa is made of Tuscan leather! Straight from Tusc! Authentic brass rivets too! I don't want your smelly fat ass anywhere near my sofa!

Sorry 'bout that. She looks like someone that I know, as you may have guessed.
 
2013-03-03 03:29:41 AM
And little early birdie gave my anus curly-whirly and asked me if I needed a ride.
Manfred Mann's Earf Band. averageguypoker.com
 
2013-03-03 04:21:48 AM

Dahnkster: And little early birdie gave my anus curly-whirly and asked me if I needed a ride.
Manfred Mann's Earf Band.


Mishear lyrics much?
 
2013-03-03 04:59:43 AM
Remember Jim Belushi's... NO.
 
2013-03-03 05:05:16 AM

ReapTheChaos: Dahnkster: And little early birdie gave my anus curly-whirly and asked me if I needed a ride.
Manfred Mann's Earf Band.

Mishear lyrics much?


 ♪ ♫  ♪ ♫ "...wrapped up like a douche into the rotor in the night..." ♪ ♫  ♪ ♫
 
2013-03-03 05:07:49 AM

jaytkay: ReapTheChaos: Dahnkster: And little early birdie gave my anus curly-whirly and asked me if I needed a ride.
Manfred Mann's Earf Band.

Mishear lyrics much?

 ♪ ♫  ♪ ♫ "...wrapped up like a douche into the rotor in the night..." ♪ ♫  ♪ ♫


Blinded by the Light.. wait, those aren't the right words?
 
2013-03-03 06:25:45 AM
She was hotter in Curly Sue.
 
2013-03-03 06:46:37 AM

Confabulat: But to sum it all up:


This should have been the article. The real one made me all TL;DNR
 
2013-03-03 06:50:45 AM

MrBallou: Confabulat: But to sum it all up:

This should have been the article. The real one made me all TL;DNR


There's also the pic of her at her bachelorette party.
 
2013-03-03 06:59:31 AM

doczoidberg: She was hotter in Curly Sue.


Mmmmm, yes. Why don't you have a seat right over there?
 
2013-03-03 07:32:47 AM
22 comments and no "adorable little chubby" jokes yet? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-03-03 07:35:12 AM
I like it better when they grow up and rebel by posing nude.
 
2013-03-03 07:46:46 AM
Not hot.
Almost assuredly a monster egomaniac and a narcissist.
Would not date OR fark.
No.
 
2013-03-03 07:56:13 AM
Like an average college age girl Ok then. Thanks for the info.
 
2013-03-03 08:14:05 AM

Smeggy Smurf: She's hawt.  Fap
She got married.  What the hell.  FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP


And Diane Lane is back on the market.
 
2013-03-03 08:20:39 AM
I remember the movie only vaguely. I remember being excited about a movie coming out based on a short story by one of my favorite author (Damon Runyon) and being SOOOOOO disappointed. That was long ago before I figured out that movies based on literature are almost always farked up in some fashion and almost always disappoint the fan of the author. It wasn't until the whole Lord of the RIng movie cycle started that I had some faith restored.

If you haven't ever read anything by Damon Runyon, do yourself a favor and check him out.

Oh yeah....Alison turned out to be a hottie....Fap and all that.
 
2013-03-03 08:30:47 AM
Usually really cute kids grow up to be ugly.

She was a hideously ugly kid... turned out to be dead sexy.

/This has been true surprisingly often.
 
2013-03-03 08:33:41 AM

indarwinsshadow: Like an average college age girl Ok then. Thanks for the info.


Which is pretty good, since she's in her 30s.
 
2013-03-03 08:51:44 AM
How the fark could you squeeze all that text into what should have been a single slide then and now pic.

WTF? HTF? YTF?
 
2013-03-03 08:58:32 AM

MrBallou: Confabulat: But to sum it all up:

This should have been the article. The real one made me all TL;DNR


I'm guessing they get paid by the word at JoBlo. They do tend take a ling time to write about so little. And if you've ever seen any of their "10 Best" lists, it's obvious none of them ever bothered watching a movie made before they were born.

Having said that, I do agree with the author. All I really remember from that movie, apart from a good score by the late Georges Delerue which was the only positive thing about the movie, was that Jim Belushi's character got punched the face, or punched others in the face, about twenty times. But this was after John Hughes' monster success with Home Alone, when he decided he didn't need to make thoughtful but funny movies about memorable characters, but instead fill them with a lot of excruciating slapstick.

I also recall that the movie billed her as "introducing Alison Porter", which wad odd seeing as how she was already in Parenthood and I Love You To Death.
 
2013-03-03 08:59:47 AM
I thought she was going to be some hideous 300 lb butter-beast. My faith in humanity is restored.
 
2013-03-03 09:16:20 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Sometimes little kids grow up to be dead sexy.  Happened to me.


Should we be concerned that you find your kid dead sexy?
 
2013-03-03 09:19:12 AM

dragon927: indarwinsshadow: Like an average college age girl Ok then. Thanks for the info.

Which is pretty good, since she's in her 30s.


Have you noticed in general that people appear to be aging slower? I don't know if it's better diet, less exposure to the sun, or praying to the Sun God Ra but people don't appear to age as fast as they used to.

And yes, she looks not bad.
 
2013-03-03 09:22:02 AM

jaytkay: ReapTheChaos: Dahnkster: And little early birdie gave my anus curly-whirly and asked me if I needed a ride.
Manfred Mann's Earf Band.

Mishear lyrics much?

 ♪ ♫  ♪ ♫ "...wrapped up like a douche into the rotor in the night..." ♪ ♫  ♪ ♫




Yep! That's the douche song.
 
2013-03-03 09:24:54 AM

sno man: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Sometimes little kids grow up to be dead sexy.  Happened to me.

Should we be concerned that you find your kid dead sexy?


Is that how that reads?  I meant I grew up sexy, I don't have kids.
 
2013-03-03 09:34:26 AM
No, because Buzzfeed won't shutup about it. Or Matilda. Or Chunk. WE GET IT, CHUNK IS A SKINNY LAWYER NOW. Get out of their garbage already.
 
2013-03-03 09:36:36 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: sno man: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Sometimes little kids grow up to be dead sexy.  Happened to me.

Should we be concerned that you find your kid dead sexy?

Is that how that reads?  I meant I grew up sexy, I don't have kids.


I was pretty sure that's what you meant, just having some fun with it is all.
 
2013-03-03 09:39:13 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Not hot.
Almost assuredly a monster egomaniac and a narcissist.
Would not date OR fark.
No.


You sound like you're awesome at parties. Like so awesome people have to be told if you're gonna be there or not, cuz if you are, don't bother coming, because there's no way anyone could be as awesome as you.

Do you get it? I'm saying the opposite of what people who know you think. But you knew that because you're sooooo awesome.
 
2013-03-03 09:52:55 AM
You know who else liked hot Jews?
 
2013-03-03 09:53:48 AM
But that page layout is horrible. Just show the before and after pics and stop scriptloading.

And to top it all off, she's just okay looking. I was expecting supermodel looks.
 
2013-03-03 10:19:04 AM
Is this the thread for child stars who grew up well?
 
2013-03-03 10:20:29 AM
You know, one before picture would have been more than sufficient.
 
2013-03-03 10:26:08 AM

Bhags: I remember the movie only vaguely. I remember being excited about a movie coming out based on a short story by one of my favorite author (Damon Runyon) and being SOOOOOO disappointed. That was long ago before I figured out that movies based on literature are almost always farked up in some fashion and almost always disappoint the fan of the author. It wasn't until the whole Lord of the RIng movie cycle started that I had some faith restored.

If you haven't ever read anything by Damon Runyon, do yourself a favor and check him out.

Oh yeah....Alison turned out to be a hottie....Fap and all that.


"If a man bets you that he can make the jack of spades leap out of a deck of cards and spit cider in your war, do not take that bet! All you will end up with is an ear full of cider"
 
2013-03-03 10:45:58 AM
Wow, did not see that coming.
 
2013-03-03 10:47:17 AM

Confabulat: But to sum it all up:

[www.joblo.com image 656x485]


Can you imagine how really gorgeous she'd be if she kept those awesomely luscious curls instead of straightening her hair? (I love curly hair, what can I say.)
 
2013-03-03 11:05:36 AM
 
2013-03-03 11:24:26 AM
Well  -  that just went on and on.

She turned out pretty normal, really.  I was hoping for a grand finish to TFA where she's had a sex change and is now a second string shortstop for The Kansas City Royals double A squad in Omaha, or something along those lines.

Or that maybe she encountered some sort of renal failure (accounting for her dropping off the map) that froze her growth and she ended up looking exactly the same, save for some crows feet and a not unimpressive rack.

Instead we get a story about someone who looked like such when she was 8, and looked like a grownup version of the same when she was 30.

Kind of like what happens to almost everybody.
 
2013-03-03 12:35:53 PM
i1299.photobucket.com not exactly prime fappage in this picture
 
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