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(Gothamist)   Old and busted: Sneaking out of jail. New hotness: Sneaking into jail   (gothamist.com) divider line 5
    More: Dumbass, New York City Department of Education, Rikers Island, Department of Corrections  
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6259 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Mar 2013 at 12:35 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-03 12:37:21 AM  
5 votes:
Maybe he didn't want to leave his buddy's behind...
2013-03-03 08:01:51 AM  
2 votes:
lh3.ggpht.com
"...siebzehn, achtzehn, neunzehn...no, no, no...!  I count again.
Eins, zwei, drei...achtzehn, neunzehn.  Why, oh, why, is there always, always someone too much?"
2013-03-03 12:20:11 AM  
2 votes:

lack of warmth: How do you punish a guy who wants to be prison raped?  It would have the same effect as executing a failed suicide bomber or burning a Buddhist monk at the stake.


Make him a clerk at the DMV.
2013-03-03 01:06:46 AM  
1 votes:
Last night Mr Governor, My toilet was Broken into.
Toilet?
Toilet
Broken into?
Broken into.
Well, I'm terribly sorry.
There are some places which, to an Englishman, are sacred.
Well, I've apologised, Bridger
And so you should have. You are not doing your job properly. Her Majesty's prison is there not only to keep people getting out, but to prevent people getting in. You are symptomatic of the lazy, unimaginative management which is driving this country on the rocks.
Well... is there anything else?
No, thank you, Governor.
By the way, Mr Bridger, did you happen to recognise the man who so rudely interrupted you?
I've never seen him before in my life
2013-03-03 12:28:26 AM  
1 votes:

feckingmorons: lack of warmth: How do you punish a guy who wants to be prison raped?  It would have the same effect as executing a failed suicide bomber or burning a Buddhist monk at the stake.

Make him a clerk at the DMV.


I didn't ask for him to punish us.  Everybody will have a surprised look on their face for their license photos.
 
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