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(Daily Mail)   Dutch firm invents awesome way to kill rich people   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 23
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2013-03-02 11:00:14 PM
Yeah, but can I check my email @ 300m?

If not, fark it.
 
2013-03-02 11:04:15 PM
I thought America was all over the automatic weapons?!?
*reads article*
slow, but might work...
 
2013-03-02 11:24:37 PM
can reach depths of 300m.

Yeah I'm not taking that down to 1000 feet, thank you.
 
2013-03-02 11:57:33 PM
send them to mars?
 
2013-03-03 12:32:56 AM
Subby sounds not only poor but boring as well. I'd love a ride in that thing.
 
2013-03-03 12:43:33 AM
forums.rennlist.com
 
2013-03-03 01:16:50 AM
i304.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-03 01:30:49 AM
data.whicdn.com
 
2013-03-03 01:49:28 AM
Hell yes.
 
2013-03-03 01:49:44 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-03 02:15:45 AM
Does it involve a contraption for cooking?
 
2013-03-03 05:15:18 AM
dl.dropbox.com

Here I was. hoping they had a commercial jetpack already.
 
2013-03-03 05:15:36 AM

Vash's Apprentice: Does it involve a contraption for cooking?


No, but there is a proprietary steering mechanism.

/All relevant Dutch jokes out of the way?
//Also: you're welcome
 
2013-03-03 06:54:11 AM

DerAppie: All relevant Dutch jokes out of the way?


It can't hold many kidnapped children.
But I guess it works out when there aren't enough to plug your dikes.
...and You won't have to give as many coupons on Christmas.

/Now all relevant Dutch Jokes are out of the way.
/Even the vague ones.
 
2013-03-03 06:56:39 AM

way south: DerAppie: All relevant Dutch jokes out of the way?

It can't hold many kidnapped children.
But I guess it works out when there aren't enough to plug your dikes.
...and You won't have to give as many coupons on Christmas.

/Now all relevant Dutch Jokes are out of the way.
/Even the vague ones.


/Nervously googles to make sure he didn't confuse Dykes with Dikes, making for an even more confusing attempt at a joke.
 
2013-03-03 07:44:53 AM

way south: DerAppie: All relevant Dutch jokes out of the way?

It can't hold many kidnapped children.
But I guess it works out when there aren't enough to plug your dikes.
...and You won't have to give as many coupons on Christmas.

/Now all relevant Dutch Jokes are out of the way.
/Even the vague ones.


Thank you. Although kidnapped children go on a steamboat. Still, points for trying. And I don't get the one about coupons, sure the Dutch are cheap but it doesn't really connect.

/I'd have to get some ethnic courage before I'd go on that thing.
 
2013-03-03 07:59:03 AM

DerAppie: way south: DerAppie: All relevant Dutch jokes out of the way?

It can't hold many kidnapped children.
But I guess it works out when there aren't enough to plug your dikes.
...and You won't have to give as many coupons on Christmas.

/Now all relevant Dutch Jokes are out of the way.
/Even the vague ones.

Thank you. Although kidnapped children go on a steamboat. Still, points for trying. And I don't get the one about coupons, sure the Dutch are cheap but it doesn't really connect.

/I'd have to get some ethnic courage before I'd go on that thing.


"At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch." Was one of the fact spheres "facts" in Portal 2.

/Still makes me laugh.
 
2013-03-03 08:06:15 AM

vossiewulf: can reach depths of 300m.

Yeah I'm not taking that down to 1000 feet, thank you.


Meh a 1000 feet ain't that far, just swim up if something goes wrong....

/I swear I had a guy tell me that once, like the 30 or so atmospheres of pressure at that depth were nothing at all
 
2013-03-03 09:51:18 AM
It's a trap?
 
2013-03-03 11:01:13 AM
this is all proven technology that has been around for years.

I am always slightly amazed at the controversy caused by the annual submersible article.
 
2013-03-03 12:38:04 PM

Vash's Apprentice: Does it involve a contraption for cooking?


The rich never cook.
 
2013-03-03 01:24:42 PM
Ascent of Everest?
 
2013-03-03 02:39:12 PM

Pribar: vossiewulf: can reach depths of 300m.

Yeah I'm not taking that down to 1000 feet, thank you.

Meh a 1000 feet ain't that far, just swim up if something goes wrong....

/I swear I had a guy tell me that once, like the 30 or so atmospheres of pressure at that depth were nothing at all


Of course they are absolutely nothing. Going from a standard 1 atmosphere to 30 instantly will have no effect on you at all except to straighten your hair.
 
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