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2013-03-02 10:28:31 PM  
9 votes:
America's Wang has a burning rash.
2013-03-02 10:57:09 PM  
6 votes:
2013-03-02 11:46:17 PM  
4 votes:
Governor Rick Scott held a press conference, stating: "Red hot thing very bad. But also maybe good if used right. When figure out a way to make red hot ourselves, we use to maybe make meat taste gooder." He only took one question, then used a dagger fashioned from an alligator tooth to threaten the reporters out of the building.
2013-03-02 10:48:16 PM  
4 votes:

Snotnose: Captain Steroid: Why DOES God hate Florida?

Because it's full of Floridians.
2013-03-02 08:44:38 PM  
4 votes:

Captain Steroid: Why DOES God hate Florida?

Because it's full of Floridians.
2013-03-02 11:39:09 PM  
3 votes:

eggrolls: C'mon global warming!

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What the elderly awaiting the inevitable may look like:
2013-03-02 11:18:19 PM  
3 votes:
C'mon global warming!
2013-03-02 11:15:53 PM  
2 votes:
2013-03-02 10:57:25 PM  
2 votes:

2013-03-02 10:44:06 PM  
2 votes:
You say that like it's a bad thing.
2013-03-03 12:26:34 AM  
1 vote:
2013-03-03 12:19:31 AM  
1 vote:

eatin' fetus: Protip: Most Florida haters are jealous of people that live there. The weather, women, and action can be a bit much for these types.

I live in San Diego.  Been high 70s low 80s for almost a week now, without the flying cockroaches, hurricanes, sinkholes, cubans, and humidity.
2013-03-02 11:36:11 PM  
1 vote:
What is "The Roof," for 500, Alex?
2013-03-02 11:27:48 PM  
1 vote:
2013-03-02 11:06:36 PM  
1 vote:
2013-03-02 11:03:49 PM  
1 vote:
They bought their condos, they made their choice.

I say,

Let them be strangled by pythons, burned beyond recognition in cane fires, their corpses sucked into sinkholes, and the whole place swept clean by hurricanes.
2013-03-02 10:55:54 PM  
1 vote:
In 15 years living in south Florida, I can tell you this place ain't full of Floridians. This place is full of the worst from everywhere else, and a few Floridians.

This is the only place I've ever seen that can be going through a record drought, have flooding, be on fire, AND have a tropical storm/hurricane come through all at once. (been there, done that)

One day, hopefully soon, I'll leave this shiathole and shortly thereafter, it'll be one big sinkhole that returns it to the Atlantic. And the mean IQ of our country will go up by several points.
2013-03-02 10:52:24 PM  
1 vote:

netgamer7k: Let's bulldoze Florida into the ocean!

Not an new idea Doc...
2013-03-02 10:21:54 PM  
1 vote:
And nothing of value...
2013-03-02 10:04:48 PM  
1 vote:

Captain Steroid: Sinkholes, wildfires, hurricanes, hanging chads...

Why DOES God hate Florida?

That's why my mom left in the 70s. She has a prophetic gift.
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