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2013-03-02 10:55:54 PM
8 votes:
In 15 years living in south Florida, I can tell you this place ain't full of Floridians. This place is full of the worst from everywhere else, and a few Floridians.

This is the only place I've ever seen that can be going through a record drought, have flooding, be on fire, AND have a tropical storm/hurricane come through all at once. (been there, done that)

One day, hopefully soon, I'll leave this shiathole and shortly thereafter, it'll be one big sinkhole that returns it to the Atlantic. And the mean IQ of our country will go up by several points.
2013-03-02 10:52:24 PM
3 votes:
Subby:
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netgamer7k: Let's bulldoze Florida into the ocean!


Not an new idea Doc...

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2013-03-02 10:28:45 PM
3 votes:
Florida is always on fire.

If you've ever considered yellow skies and ashen rain normal, you're from Florida.

//Fire, sinkholes, deadly snakes, hurricanes, county sheriffs.....
///Glad I left.
2013-03-03 12:19:31 AM
2 votes:

eatin' fetus: Protip: Most Florida haters are jealous of people that live there. The weather, women, and action can be a bit much for these types.


I live in San Diego.  Been high 70s low 80s for almost a week now, without the flying cockroaches, hurricanes, sinkholes, cubans, and humidity.
2013-03-02 11:55:49 PM
2 votes:

xaks: In 15 years living in south Florida, I can tell you this place ain't full of Floridians. This place is full of the worst from everywhere else, and a few Floridians.


This.

20 years growing up in Florida, and I only met 2 people from Florida other than me. It's ridiculous.

//It wouldn't be so bad if people respected Florida as their home.
///But they don't.
////And you can't have a society of people "just passing through". It ends.....well, you know how Florida turned out.
2013-03-02 11:03:49 PM
2 votes:
They bought their condos, they made their choice.

I say,

Let them be strangled by pythons, burned beyond recognition in cane fires, their corpses sucked into sinkholes, and the whole place swept clean by hurricanes.
2013-03-02 10:57:09 PM
2 votes:
notfncute.com
2013-03-02 10:43:10 PM
2 votes:
Yeah, I-95 ain't looking too good:

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2013-03-02 10:31:40 PM
2 votes:
We don't need no water, let that motherfarker burn!
2013-03-02 10:04:48 PM
2 votes:

Captain Steroid: Sinkholes, wildfires, hurricanes, hanging chads...

Why DOES God hate Florida?


That's why my mom left in the 70s. She has a prophetic gift.
2013-03-02 08:44:38 PM
2 votes:

Captain Steroid: Why DOES God hate Florida?


Because it's full of Floridians.
2013-03-03 12:12:19 AM
1 votes:

eatin' fetus: Protip: Most Florida haters are jealous of people that live there. The weather, women, and action can be a bit much for these types.

Hope you enjoyed your overcast day in Indiana.


You're not going to impress many Californians with that argument.
2013-03-02 11:46:17 PM
1 votes:
Governor Rick Scott held a press conference, stating: "Red hot thing very bad. But also maybe good if used right. When figure out a way to make red hot ourselves, we use to maybe make meat taste gooder." He only took one question, then used a dagger fashioned from an alligator tooth to threaten the reporters out of the building.
2013-03-02 11:18:19 PM
1 votes:
C'mon global warming!

cltampa.com
2013-03-02 11:06:36 PM
1 votes:
www.chrisw.net
2013-03-02 11:01:01 PM
1 votes:

gibbon1: Captain Steroid: Sinkholes, wildfires, hurricanes, hanging chads...

Why DOES God hate Florida?

God loves Florida, that's why he invented hurricanes, sinkholes, mosquitoes  and alligators, to keep us out.


Yes and stay out... All of you!
2013-03-02 10:41:26 PM
1 votes:

Captain Steroid: Sinkholes, wildfires, hurricanes, hanging chads...

Why DOES God hate Florida?


God loves Florida, that's why he invented hurricanes, sinkholes, mosquitoes  and alligators, to keep us out.
2013-03-02 10:36:57 PM
1 votes:
Turn your radios on, I'll be a right there, yes I will
Turn me up real loud, I'm in your ears, ah
'N' I'm hangin' ten now baby, as I ride your sonic, ooh wave
(Good God, y'all)
I'm on fire
I'm on fire
I'm on fire
I'm on fire
Oh yeah, one time
Fire, fire, fire
Lay your bodies down, I'm in your beds, your beds
Pull your headphones on, I'm in your heads, ah
'N' I'm hangin' ten now baby, as I ride your sonic, ooh wave
(Good God, y'all)
I'm on fire
I'm on fire
I'm on fire
2013-03-02 10:31:17 PM
1 votes:
Let's bulldoze Florida into the ocean!
2013-03-02 10:31:17 PM
1 votes:

Captain Steroid: Sinkholes, wildfires, hurricanes, hanging chads...

Why DOES God hate Florida?


You forgot snowbirds...
2013-03-02 10:23:03 PM
1 votes:
Only 1000 acres?

That's not a catastrophe, that's a spotfire.
2013-03-02 10:21:54 PM
1 votes:
And nothing of value...
 
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