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2013-03-02 08:38:07 PM
Sinkholes, wildfires, hurricanes, hanging chads...

Why DOES God hate Florida?
 
2013-03-02 08:44:38 PM

Captain Steroid: Why DOES God hate Florida?


Because it's full of Floridians.
 
2013-03-02 08:44:39 PM
Penicillin?
 
2013-03-02 10:04:48 PM

Captain Steroid: Sinkholes, wildfires, hurricanes, hanging chads...

Why DOES God hate Florida?


That's why my mom left in the 70s. She has a prophetic gift.
 
2013-03-02 10:21:54 PM
And nothing of value...
 
2013-03-02 10:22:44 PM
Maybe we will get a fresh start?
 
2013-03-02 10:23:03 PM
Only 1000 acres?

That's not a catastrophe, that's a spotfire.
 
2013-03-02 10:28:15 PM

kmmontandon: Only 1000 acres?

That's not a catastrophe, that's a spotfire good start considering how wet it is.

 
2013-03-02 10:28:31 PM
America's Wang has a burning rash.
 
2013-03-02 10:28:45 PM
Florida is always on fire.

If you've ever considered yellow skies and ashen rain normal, you're from Florida.

//Fire, sinkholes, deadly snakes, hurricanes, county sheriffs.....
///Glad I left.
 
2013-03-02 10:30:42 PM
Who?
 
2013-03-02 10:31:17 PM

Captain Steroid: Sinkholes, wildfires, hurricanes, hanging chads...

Why DOES God hate Florida?


You forgot snowbirds...
 
2013-03-02 10:31:17 PM
Let's bulldoze Florida into the ocean!
 
2013-03-02 10:31:40 PM
We don't need no water, let that motherfarker burn!
 
2013-03-02 10:34:05 PM
 
2013-03-02 10:35:28 PM
These fires are about 20 mins down the road from me...
 
2013-03-02 10:36:57 PM
Turn your radios on, I'll be a right there, yes I will
Turn me up real loud, I'm in your ears, ah
'N' I'm hangin' ten now baby, as I ride your sonic, ooh wave
(Good God, y'all)
I'm on fire
I'm on fire
I'm on fire
I'm on fire
Oh yeah, one time
Fire, fire, fire
Lay your bodies down, I'm in your beds, your beds
Pull your headphones on, I'm in your heads, ah
'N' I'm hangin' ten now baby, as I ride your sonic, ooh wave
(Good God, y'all)
I'm on fire
I'm on fire
I'm on fire
 
2013-03-02 10:36:59 PM

digitalrain: These fires are about 20 mins down the road from me...


Then get your wet digital ass down there.
 
2013-03-02 10:39:09 PM
This sex? The roof? Great balls? This girl? DON'T LEAVE ME IN SUSPENSE...

...oh, Florida? Why is that news?
 
2013-03-02 10:41:00 PM

doglover: kmmontandon: Only 1000 acres?

That's not a catastrophe, that's a spotfire good start considering how wet it is.


It's the dry season.......moran.
 
2013-03-02 10:41:26 PM

Captain Steroid: Sinkholes, wildfires, hurricanes, hanging chads...

Why DOES God hate Florida?


God loves Florida, that's why he invented hurricanes, sinkholes, mosquitoes  and alligators, to keep us out.
 
2013-03-02 10:43:10 PM
Yeah, I-95 ain't looking too good:

img90.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-02 10:44:06 PM
You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2013-03-02 10:48:16 PM

Snotnose: Captain Steroid: Why DOES God hate Florida?

Because it's full of Floridians.


oi47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-02 10:52:24 PM
Subby:
i54.tinypic.com


netgamer7k: Let's bulldoze Florida into the ocean!


Not an new idea Doc...

i129.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-02 10:55:54 PM
In 15 years living in south Florida, I can tell you this place ain't full of Floridians. This place is full of the worst from everywhere else, and a few Floridians.

This is the only place I've ever seen that can be going through a record drought, have flooding, be on fire, AND have a tropical storm/hurricane come through all at once. (been there, done that)

One day, hopefully soon, I'll leave this shiathole and shortly thereafter, it'll be one big sinkhole that returns it to the Atlantic. And the mean IQ of our country will go up by several points.
 
2013-03-02 10:57:09 PM
notfncute.com
 
2013-03-02 10:57:25 PM

Trocadero: http://youtu.be/9-2godREKGw


prohuman.net
 
2013-03-02 10:59:24 PM
Subby, you magnificent bastard! +1 Interwebs!
 
2013-03-02 11:01:01 PM

gibbon1: Captain Steroid: Sinkholes, wildfires, hurricanes, hanging chads...

Why DOES God hate Florida?

God loves Florida, that's why he invented hurricanes, sinkholes, mosquitoes  and alligators, to keep us out.


Yes and stay out... All of you!
 
2013-03-02 11:03:49 PM
They bought their condos, they made their choice.

I say,

Let them be strangled by pythons, burned beyond recognition in cane fires, their corpses sucked into sinkholes, and the whole place swept clean by hurricanes.
 
2013-03-02 11:06:36 PM
www.chrisw.net
 
2013-03-02 11:08:17 PM
They have a lot of fires in that area. If only there were some way to put them out.
 
2013-03-02 11:12:51 PM
But Florida has Disney World!!
/off to make SAVE FLORIDA tees
 
2013-03-02 11:15:53 PM
www.theviciouscircus.com
 
2013-03-02 11:15:58 PM

ModernLuddite: Florida is always on fire.

If you've ever considered yellow skies and ashen rain normal, you're from Florida.

//Fire, sinkholes, deadly snakes, hurricanes, county sheriffs.....
///Glad I left.


I live near the cane fields so ash is a common thing. We could stop it if you fat flyover bastards could lay off the sugar.
 
2013-03-02 11:18:19 PM
C'mon global warming!

cltampa.com
 
2013-03-02 11:18:39 PM
Mickey Mouse will put out the fires.
 
2013-03-02 11:18:41 PM
I was driving down the highway noticing how dry it is. We need a lot of rain (Orlando area).
 
2013-03-02 11:27:48 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-02 11:29:32 PM

Lsherm: Yeah, I-95 ain't looking too good:

[img90.imageshack.us image 640x360]


I'm widing in yo caw
You tewn da wadio on...

(stolen)
 
2013-03-02 11:30:20 PM
To all you people who are making jokes, I say:

Think of all the old people who will be unable to flee!!

What a tragic waste of the remaining years  days of their lives!
 
2013-03-02 11:36:11 PM
What is "The Roof," for 500, Alex?
 
2013-03-02 11:39:09 PM

eggrolls: C'mon global warming!

[cltampa.com image 430x230]


What the elderly awaiting the inevitable may look like:

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-03-02 11:46:17 PM
Governor Rick Scott held a press conference, stating: "Red hot thing very bad. But also maybe good if used right. When figure out a way to make red hot ourselves, we use to maybe make meat taste gooder." He only took one question, then used a dagger fashioned from an alligator tooth to threaten the reporters out of the building.
 
2013-03-02 11:55:49 PM

xaks: In 15 years living in south Florida, I can tell you this place ain't full of Floridians. This place is full of the worst from everywhere else, and a few Floridians.


This.

20 years growing up in Florida, and I only met 2 people from Florida other than me. It's ridiculous.

//It wouldn't be so bad if people respected Florida as their home.
///But they don't.
////And you can't have a society of people "just passing through". It ends.....well, you know how Florida turned out.
 
2013-03-02 11:57:56 PM
Protip: Most Florida haters are jealous of people that live there. The weather, women, and action can be a bit much for these types.

Hope you enjoyed your overcast day in Indiana.
 
2013-03-03 12:00:21 AM
Alicia Keys last seen walking away, whistling.
 
2013-03-03 12:12:19 AM

eatin' fetus: Protip: Most Florida haters are jealous of people that live there. The weather, women, and action can be a bit much for these types.

Hope you enjoyed your overcast day in Indiana.


You're not going to impress many Californians with that argument.
 
2013-03-03 12:17:50 AM
Better get some cold pop.
 
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